Massage Parlor Reports

**FlyWaySkyWay** · 01-08-26 02:11

Originally Posted by LeftForDawn [View Original Post]

I agree with the $$ for HR hell I think with how some of the shops never hit the full hour and it's more like 45 min it should be 1. 8 max, I typically do get an hour or very close to it but I also try not to go at rush peak hours.

But on days where you don't have an hour to play what should a good half hour cfs session really be? All the other prices and packages seem settled but not so much when it comes to half hour sessions.

I've wondered the same, how much is a hhr FS sesh, as I've been in that predicament of short on time to spare myself. I can't answer your question because I don't know.

I will say however, I am a horny man, but a frugal one first and foremost. If you don't have the time to spare to be able to slip away for a full hour at the parlor, then save your greenbacks and live to fight another day my friend.

Go rub one out with that spare time that's short of a full hour! You'll come to your senses on how silly it would've been to spend money to screw, nut then bolt in such a rush!

**CSnow** · 01-08-26 01:19

Originally Posted by IseekCimLvrs [View Original Post]

My first post on this board but been around a long time since the days of TRB and * I've lurked here for a couple of years and only recently started trying AMPs. Even though I can now actually afford the higher end ladies I used to save up for weeks to see on TRB then TNAB, at my age now I'm much more "goal oriented" most of the time rather than finding the next level GFExperience. AMPs fit the bill especially because of the info I got on this board. So this is my ....

Thank you and welcome to the board. I'm also a veteran of TNA and TRB and somewhat recent addition to Seattle AMP scene.

Nice review, makes me regretting not getting to JM this month LOL.

**KrDoggy** · 01-08-26 01:13

Table shower action available.

She is still a top three provider for me, looks great and does everything well. Spinner size, beautiful tits, great shape and hair, pretty face. Personality the best.

We are old friends now but passion still there in spades. No better tasting honey box.

I keep suggesting rooming with her and Summer / Happy and they just keep laughing. I'm dead serious.

**CSnow** · 01-08-26 00:19

Originally Posted by FlyWaySkyWay [View Original Post]

Thought I'd come out the shadows and say that $$ should be all it takes to get the full package. Been doing this awhile and can remember a time where the line for FS was held sub 160! Tokyo tried once with me to get 2. 6 last summer when Good and Tokyo were running Renton, but I laughed, snatched back my benjis and was then apologized to and taken care of. Never had any issues since.

All services fo the full hour in my humble experience. Chime in if yall have gotten better prices!

$$ for FS.

$$$ for BBFS (YMMV).

$$$ for 4 hands.

Hold the line fellas, walk if you must. It is ALWAYS $$ all in for the HOUR. Don't let Jr take over your executive functions and start shot calling. Idc how hot you think she is, At an AMP, it's $$ all in.

Agreed, can confirm the same exact pricing in all recommended places. Anybody paying more is going to the wrong places or didn't take time to educate himself.

**FlyingGolfball** · 01-07-26 22:36

Gosh, she is so pretty.

I dare to say she is the prettiest one out there.

Yuki come close but being all natural on her body, Lulu tops the list.

Her cute face reminds me of Alyssa and Angela while her body is like no other. All natural.

She talked about how curvy Hailey is and how much she envies her but I assured she is perfect as she is.

Saw Eva while she accidently let out a monger while I was talking in, LOL, hello, old fella.

She was still coughing a bit.

Anyway, Lulu's session was great as usual.

Lots of 69, exploring her beautiful body, and cg, mish to finish.

She is only staying for this month so visit her now.

**IseekCimLvrs** · 01-07-26 19:33

My first post on this board but been around a long time since the days of TRB and * I've lurked here for a couple of years and only recently started trying AMPs. Even though I can now actually afford the higher end ladies I used to save up for weeks to see on TRB then TNAB, at my age now I'm much more "goal oriented" most of the time rather than finding the next level GFExperience. AMPs fit the bill especially because of the info I got on this board. So this is my way of thank you!

For comparison, ladies I have seen are Emma (who will return to JM in March) and Hallen (who just left). I'd been to JM 3-4 times seeing these two women and loved their services though did not appreciate the time I was left waiting for 20 minutes in the kitchen because one of you guys overstayed your time. LOL Since then, Coco has been very on top of scheduling. She's a great scheduler and really cares that you have a good experience.

In keeping with the history of this thread I always prefer to ask whether the lady knows Big Monkey. It really has made sure expectations are easily and simply communicated. I found when ladies didn't know what I was talking about, I've left underwhelmed. Of the ladies at JM since the New Year, only one knew Big Monkey and Diana was not one of them but Coco assured me that I would have a great time and that "Diana is wild". Though I haven't deviated from Big Monkey-aware ladies in a very long time, I decided to trust Coco and was well rewarded.

Diana speaks English well so no google translate needed. She is pretty with D-ish sized naturals that she doesn't mind you playing with and even whole-hand squeezing pretty hard. With bolt-ons, many ladies don't like them manhandled which is always kind of a turn off for me. She met me at the door and took me straight to the room. Standard $$ for the hour and it was off to the TS where we spent some quality time. She has a great body. Soft skin that's firm where it should be and supple everywhere else. Standard clean up warm up, TUMA was on point with a little biting or sucking all over everywhere. Eye contact, passionate kisses and full RBGFE with PSE commentary. She's got a Great rack that moves so well during fun time and feels so great to squeeze in the middle of the action. Lying on her back on the TS while I stood was pretty damned sexy. I like dining at the why. Most of the AMP ladies seem to fight off orgasm likely due to sensitivity because they've been working all day. Diana started of similarly, but somewhere along the line as she looked at me, I could see in her eyes, the resistance fade away when she realized she could a full genuine orgasm. What was PSE kind of language encouragement with bright eyes became very silent and her eyes squinted and turned smokey. It built from nowhere until she erupted in the best way possible. "You made me cum! It's been so long!" with a maniacal laugh. After that, the PSE vibe faded and it was off to GFE land. The French language went from a little toothy and aggressive to no teeth, more passionate and slow, deliberate intention. Just the way I like it. A CIM finish, warm rinse off (the hot water was nearly gone by this point) and back to the room for a little massage (that was really solid) and some making out. She even asked about a 2nd shot but those days are long gone for me.

Hope this helps get her some clients. I get the feeling that for girls new to Seattle, there's a slow ramp. I'm here to tell you that for looks, service, menu and rate, you can't go wrong.

**LeftForDawn** · 01-07-26 19:06

Originally Posted by FlyWaySkyWay [View Original Post]

Thought I'd come out the shadows and say that $$ should be all it takes to get the full package. Been doing this awhile and can remember a time where the line for FS was held sub 160! Tokyo tried once with me to get 2. 6 last summer when Good and Tokyo were running Renton, but I laughed, snatched back my benjis and was then apologized to and taken care of. Never had any issues since.

All services fo the full hour in my humble experience. Chime in if yall have gotten better prices!

$$ for FS.

$$$ for BBFS (YMMV).

$$$ for 4 hands.

Hold the line fellas, walk if you must. It is ALWAYS $$ all in for the HOUR. Don't let Jr take over your executive functions and start shot calling. Idc how hot you think she is, At an AMP, it's $$ all in.

I agree with the $$ for HR hell I think with how some of the shops never hit the full hour and it's more like 45 min it should be 1. 8 max, I typically do get an hour or very close to it but I also try not to go at rush peak hours.

But on days where you don't have an hour to play what should a good half hour cfs session really be? All the other prices and packages seem settled but not so much when it comes to half hour sessions.

**BerryApple** · 01-07-26 18:35

Originally Posted by FlyWaySkyWay [View Original Post]

Thought I'd come out the shadows and say that $$ should be all it takes to get the full package. Been doing this awhile and can remember a time where the line for FS was held sub 160! Tokyo tried once with me to get 2. 6 last summer when Good and Tokyo were running Renton, but I laughed, snatched back my benjis and was then apologized to and taken care of. Never had any issues since.

All services fo the full hour in my humble experience. Chime in if yall have gotten better prices!

$$ for FS.

$$$ for BBFS (YMMV).

$$$ for 4 hands.

Hold the line fellas, walk if you must. It is ALWAYS $$ all in for the HOUR. Don't let Jr take over your executive functions and start shot calling. Idc how hot you think she is, At an AMP, it's $$ all in.

$$ BBFS if you look in the right places in Federal.

**FlyWaySkyWay** · 01-07-26 18:09

Thought I'd come out the shadows and say that $$ should be all it takes to get the full package. Been doing this awhile and can remember a time where the line for FS was held sub 160! Tokyo tried once with me to get 2. 6 last summer when Good and Tokyo were running Renton, but I laughed, snatched back my benjis and was then apologized to and taken care of. Never had any issues since.

All services fo the full hour in my humble experience. Chime in if yall have gotten better prices!

$$ for FS.

$$$ for BBFS (YMMV).

$$$ for 4 hands.

Hold the line fellas, walk if you must. It is ALWAYS $$ all in for the HOUR. Don't let Jr take over your executive functions and start shot calling. Idc how hot you think she is, At an AMP, it's $$ all in.

**Bfm66** · 01-07-26 17:13

Originally Posted by WillShookup [View Original Post]

I am typically finding that the days of $200 all-in are pretty much over.

Where I used to get a happy reaction to dropping $200 out of the gate, I now either get "half hour", or "you only gave me ($200 - house fee)".

I hate negotiating in these situations, so I don't do it. But I also don't drop more cash.

Even the handy places are starting to do this.

You're going to the wrong places then, $$ all in pretty much everywhere up north.

**CSnow** · 01-07-26 16:42

Originally Posted by WillShookup [View Original Post]

I am typically finding that the days of $200 all-in are pretty much over.

Where I used to get a happy reaction to dropping $200 out of the gate, I now either get "half hour", or "you only gave me ($200 - house fee)".

I hate negotiating in these situations, so I don't do it. But I also don't drop more cash.

Even the handy places are starting to do this.

I've been multiple times to JM, Blue Jade, Brisa, Best, Good, King, and $200 has been enough in all of then. All inclusive. Others reported the same. Tokyo just confirmed it will be enough there too.

Do you mind sharing specific place names and girl names so we know which ones to avoid?

Agreed, negotiations are a mood killer and if the girl accepts less than what she thinks she should've gotten, the service often reflects it.

**BerryApple** · 01-07-26 16:09

Originally Posted by SeaMonstes5678 [View Original Post]

Hi Gents.

I know. Long time, been out and about got back in the PNW and last week and decided to head to Magnolia I was told a favorite of mine was their no such luck. However, I did come upon Nikki tall slender girl with huge MM yes D's. I am unabashed an A, B small Ctit type guy, and do like them slim to skinny but not sure what it was but when I saw her with clothes on I was completly turned on. In the room, off goes the close amazing and sexy. $$ as always. First time with her CBJ not bad I prefer BBJl. Surprised me with a killer body and exactly what I was looking for. On goes the cover pletnty of positions super happy Yup I will be back. That is one sexy girl.

Nikki is no more there, any info on where she went, greatly appreciated.

**StuntDriver** · 01-07-26 12:50

I'd visited Liya on Market in Kirkland on a previous trip to the westside. I was in town for a day and dropped in again. Skye is still there along with Cherry and Vicki. All three are young and hot. Liya is a Level 2 store (good massage + HJ + potential BJ). AFAIK, FS is not available. But you know how it goes sometimes. Money and silence talk.

Hobby safe!

**StuntDriver** · 01-07-26 12:43

I met Lulu on her her first visit to Seattle at Good. She's been well reviewed by others and I'm here to agree.

She doesn't like details but everything with her is top shelf. She's the hot foreign exchange student that you luck out with when you get her back to your apartment.

Thin, all natty, pretty, etc. All 3 at BJ this month seem like rockstars.

**CSnow** · 01-07-26 06:55

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

I don't ask for special rates, especially if I am doing reviews.

I do whatever I can to get special treatment, but I never get offered bare or greek. I'm not cool enough I guess.

Also, if I am upsetting people with all my bullshit stories I can go UTR, I get value from this site and try to provide helpful info, but I don't get a kick out of pissing people off.

Hey man, I personally never meant to say anything negative about you and if it came across that way I apologize. I appreciate all of your reports and the context you give. You help me personally navigate the AMP explosion, LOL. If I do mention sometimes that you may get special treatment it's only for context and if anything I wish I could be more like you in terms of building human relationships with these girls.