Massage Parlor Reports

[IseekCimLvrs]

My first post on this board but been around a long time since the days of TRB and * I've lurked here for a couple of years and only recently started trying AMPs. Even though I can now actually afford the higher end ladies I used to save up for weeks to see on TRB then TNAB, at my age now I'm much more "goal oriented" most of the time rather than finding the next level GFExperience. AMPs fit the bill especially because of the info I got on this board. So this is my way of thank you!

For comparison, ladies I have seen are Emma (who will return to JM in March) and Hallen (who just left). I'd been to JM 3-4 times seeing these two women and loved their services though did not appreciate the time I was left waiting for 20 minutes in the kitchen because one of you guys overstayed your time. LOL Since then, Coco has been very on top of scheduling. She's a great scheduler and really cares that you have a good experience.

In keeping with the history of this thread I always prefer to ask whether the lady knows Big Monkey. It really has made sure expectations are easily and simply communicated. I found when ladies didn't know what I was talking about, I've left underwhelmed. Of the ladies at JM since the New Year, only one knew Big Monkey and Diana was not one of them but Coco assured me that I would have a great time and that "Diana is wild". Though I haven't deviated from Big Monkey-aware ladies in a very long time, I decided to trust Coco and was well rewarded.

Diana speaks English well so no google translate needed. She is pretty with D-ish sized naturals that she doesn't mind you playing with and even whole-hand squeezing pretty hard. With bolt-ons, many ladies don't like them manhandled which is always kind of a turn off for me. She met me at the door and took me straight to the room. Standard $$ for the hour and it was off to the TS where we spent some quality time. She has a great body. Soft skin that's firm where it should be and supple everywhere else. Standard clean up warm up, TUMA was on point with a little biting or sucking all over everywhere. Eye contact, passionate kisses and full RBGFE with PSE commentary. She's got a Great rack that moves so well during fun time and feels so great to squeeze in the middle of the action. Lying on her back on the TS while I stood was pretty damned sexy. I like dining at the why. Most of the AMP ladies seem to fight off orgasm likely due to sensitivity because they've been working all day. Diana started of similarly, but somewhere along the line as she looked at me, I could see in her eyes, the resistance fade away when she realized she could a full genuine orgasm. What was PSE kind of language encouragement with bright eyes became very silent and her eyes squinted and turned smokey. It built from nowhere until she erupted in the best way possible. "You made me cum! It's been so long!" with a maniacal laugh. After that, the PSE vibe faded and it was off to GFE land. The French language went from a little toothy and aggressive to no teeth, more passionate and slow, deliberate intention. Just the way I like it. A CIM finish, warm rinse off (the hot water was nearly gone by this point) and back to the room for a little massage (that was really solid) and some making out. She even asked about a 2nd shot but those days are long gone for me.

Hope this helps get her some clients. I get the feeling that for girls new to Seattle, there's a slow ramp. I'm here to tell you that for looks, service, menu and rate, you can't go wrong.

[LeftForDawn]

Thought I'd come out the shadows and say that $$ should be all it takes to get the full package. Been doing this awhile and can remember a time where the line for FS was held sub 160! Tokyo tried once with me to get 2. 6 last summer when Good and Tokyo were running Renton, but I laughed, snatched back my benjis and was then apologized to and taken care of. Never had any issues since.

All services fo the full hour in my humble experience. Chime in if yall have gotten better prices!

$$ for FS.

$$$ for BBFS (YMMV).

$$$ for 4 hands.

Hold the line fellas, walk if you must. It is ALWAYS $$ all in for the HOUR. Don't let Jr take over your executive functions and start shot calling. Idc how hot you think she is, At an AMP, it's $$ all in.

I agree with the $$ for HR hell I think with how some of the shops never hit the full hour and it's more like 45 min it should be 1. 8 max, I typically do get an hour or very close to it but I also try not to go at rush peak hours.

But on days where you don't have an hour to play what should a good half hour cfs session really be? All the other prices and packages seem settled but not so much when it comes to half hour sessions.

[BerryApple]

Thought I'd come out the shadows and say that $$ should be all it takes to get the full package. Been doing this awhile and can remember a time where the line for FS was held sub 160! Tokyo tried once with me to get 2. 6 last summer when Good and Tokyo were running Renton, but I laughed, snatched back my benjis and was then apologized to and taken care of. Never had any issues since.

All services fo the full hour in my humble experience. Chime in if yall have gotten better prices!

$$ for FS.

$$$ for BBFS (YMMV).

$$$ for 4 hands.

Hold the line fellas, walk if you must. It is ALWAYS $$ all in for the HOUR. Don't let Jr take over your executive functions and start shot calling. Idc how hot you think she is, At an AMP, it's $$ all in.

$$ BBFS if you look in the right places in Federal.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Thought I'd come out the shadows and say that $$ should be all it takes to get the full package. Been doing this awhile and can remember a time where the line for FS was held sub 160! Tokyo tried once with me to get 2. 6 last summer when Good and Tokyo were running Renton, but I laughed, snatched back my benjis and was then apologized to and taken care of. Never had any issues since.

All services fo the full hour in my humble experience. Chime in if yall have gotten better prices!

$$ for FS.

$$$ for BBFS (YMMV).

$$$ for 4 hands.

Hold the line fellas, walk if you must. It is ALWAYS $$ all in for the HOUR. Don't let Jr take over your executive functions and start shot calling. Idc how hot you think she is, At an AMP, it's $$ all in.

[Member #7137]

I'd visited Liya on Market in Kirkland on a previous trip to the westside. I was in town for a day and dropped in again. Skye is still there along with Cherry and Vicki. All three are young and hot. Liya is a Level 2 store (good massage + HJ + potential BJ). AFAIK, FS is not available. But you know how it goes sometimes. Money and silence talk.

Hobby safe!

Much appreciate the intel; this is my preferred experience.

[Bfm66]

I am typically finding that the days of $200 all-in are pretty much over.

Where I used to get a happy reaction to dropping $200 out of the gate, I now either get "half hour", or "you only gave me ($200 - house fee)".

I hate negotiating in these situations, so I don't do it. But I also don't drop more cash.

Even the handy places are starting to do this.

You're going to the wrong places then, $$ all in pretty much everywhere up north.

[CSnow]

I am typically finding that the days of $200 all-in are pretty much over.

Where I used to get a happy reaction to dropping $200 out of the gate, I now either get "half hour", or "you only gave me ($200 - house fee)".

I hate negotiating in these situations, so I don't do it. But I also don't drop more cash.

Even the handy places are starting to do this.

I've been multiple times to JM, Blue Jade, Brisa, Best, Good, King, and $200 has been enough in all of then. All inclusive. Others reported the same. Tokyo just confirmed it will be enough there too.

Do you mind sharing specific place names and girl names so we know which ones to avoid?

Agreed, negotiations are a mood killer and if the girl accepts less than what she thinks she should've gotten, the service often reflects it.

[BerryApple]

Hi Gents.

I know. Long time, been out and about got back in the PNW and last week and decided to head to Magnolia I was told a favorite of mine was their no such luck. However, I did come upon Nikki tall slender girl with huge MM yes D's. I am unabashed an A, B small Ctit type guy, and do like them slim to skinny but not sure what it was but when I saw her with clothes on I was completly turned on. In the room, off goes the close amazing and sexy. $$ as always. First time with her CBJ not bad I prefer BBJl. Surprised me with a killer body and exactly what I was looking for. On goes the cover pletnty of positions super happy Yup I will be back. That is one sexy girl.

Nikki is no more there, any info on where she went, greatly appreciated.

[StuntDriver]

I'd visited Liya on Market in Kirkland on a previous trip to the westside. I was in town for a day and dropped in again. Skye is still there along with Cherry and Vicki. All three are young and hot. Liya is a Level 2 store (good massage + HJ + potential BJ). AFAIK, FS is not available. But you know how it goes sometimes. Money and silence talk.

Hobby safe!

[StuntDriver]

I met Lulu on her her first visit to Seattle at Good. She's been well reviewed by others and I'm here to agree.

She doesn't like details but everything with her is top shelf. She's the hot foreign exchange student that you luck out with when you get her back to your apartment.

Thin, all natty, pretty, etc. All 3 at BJ this month seem like rockstars.

[Member #7137]

I am typically finding that the days of $200 all-in are pretty much over.

Where I used to get a happy reaction to dropping $200 out of the gate, I now either get "half hour", or "you only gave me ($200 - house fee)".

I hate negotiating in these situations, so I don't do it. But I also don't drop more cash.

Even the handy places are starting to do this.

[CSnow]

I don't ask for special rates, especially if I am doing reviews.

I do whatever I can to get special treatment, but I never get offered bare or greek. I'm not cool enough I guess.

Also, if I am upsetting people with all my bullshit stories I can go UTR, I get value from this site and try to provide helpful info, but I don't get a kick out of pissing people off.

Hey man, I personally never meant to say anything negative about you and if it came across that way I apologize. I appreciate all of your reports and the context you give. You help me personally navigate the AMP explosion, LOL. If I do mention sometimes that you may get special treatment it's only for context and if anything I wish I could be more like you in terms of building human relationships with these girls.

[KrDoggy]

I don't ask for special rates, especially if I am doing reviews.

I do whatever I can to get special treatment, but I never get offered bare or greek. I'm not cool enough I guess.

Also, if I am upsetting people with all my bullshit stories I can go UTR, I get value from this site and try to provide helpful info, but I don't get a kick out of pissing people off.

I've been going to Tokyo for a few years. It's always been $260 for me. The girls who rotate around like it there because it's less work.

There are so many options now so I don't go there unless there's no one else around.

+me to the non-VIP $260 column!

[Yamaha2000]

I've been going to Tokyo for a few years. It's always been $260 for me. The girls who rotate around like it there because it's less work.

There are so many options now so I don't go there unless there's no one else around.

+me to the non-VIP $260 column!

I have *nothing* against Tokyo and would love to be proven wrong. It is the most convenient shop for me. If they are back to standard pricing I would be all over it.

$260 hr / $200 hhr was confirmed by me, GeniusCasanova and Frank0402 just last week.

My exact experience: hand the girl $200 and tell her 1 hour. She counts it, looks at me surprised, asks 'Half Hour'? I say 'no 1 hour'. She says 'here?' I say yes. She leaves, comes back, starts the session, looks at me while sucking my dick and says 'half hour' in the tone that allows no further negotiation.

It's just one example for me. GeniusCasanova shared almost the same exact account, LOL.

I know KrDoggy gets full hour from his girlfriends for $200 LOL. I don't expect to be treated the same.

Let's be scientific about it and take a poll, shall we? LOL.

So far.

$260/ hr. Me, GeniusCasanova, Frank0204.

$200/ hr. KrDoggy, IstlFun.

Everybody else. Please contribute, LOL. I'd love to be proven wrong. Or proven that things changed.

[CSnow]

Since my second date with Hailey was even better than the first, I couldn't stop thinking of her. I haven't had this much chemistry and fun with a pro girl in a long time. She pushes all of my buttons and checks all of my checkboxes. A pretty girl that does make me feel like her boyfriend that she's madly in love with, if only for an hour. So only 4 days later I was back to see her.

I figured if I was going to write her another review, it would be "more of the same, see two previous reviews". Hailey keeps surprising though, always in a good way. This visit was once again different and better than the first two, which is hard for me to believe. At the end we both were laughing saying "better every time, better every time".

I'll start from the end. After I got back to my car after our session (which was more like a date, LOL), I literally sat in the car for 10 minutes smiling like an idiot before I was able to start driving. That's what that girl does to me. I was high and didn't need any drugs.

Back to the beginning. Scheduled (always schedule), got there on time and was in a few minutes before scheduled time (MMS texted 'come in' Lulu opened the door. Wow, another gorgeous girl there. Absolutely beautiful spinner. Whoever got that special connection with her, I am jealous. Yet I am not since Hailey is here all month. Unfortunately (fortunately?) that means it's unlikely I'll see Lulu even though she is stunning.

When Hailey walked in the room, I was immediately reminded how beautiful she is herself. She wasn't just rushing from an appointment this time. I think I was her first of the day, so she was all put together, hair, make up, and all. I certainly felt like the luckiest motherfucker to be there for her.

She wanted us to change rooms. I was excited to see I was taken to the Room of Sin, or whatever KrDoggy christened it, LOL. Sure enough, it does have a round porthole in the door. No, seriously. Super funny. I'll have to ask MMS what it's all about it when I see her next time. However, I will call it The Room of No Clocks, or the Room Where Time Stood Still, or the Room Where Time Had No Meaning, or. OK, enough, seriously though. I think it's the only room in the place that doesn't have a big-ass clock on the wall. Don't know if it's reserved for regulars or what. It almost became a problem at the end due to Hailey being just insanely generous with her time.

We started by kissing this time. A full-on make out session, with her wearing less and less by the minute. Me kissing her all over. Rather than stopping, she kept asking "Kiss Me, Kiss Me". Fuck, I know it's all role playing and shit, but she did make me believe it. We kissed for a *long* time. I have no clue for how long, there are no clocks in the room, LOL. I wet my finger to play with her clit, and she said "no, let me" and started sucking on my fingers. So simple yet so fucking erotic. Major turn on. Especially with her beautiful face and soft, warm mouth. We went on for a long fucking time.

Finally I decided it's time to move on. Note, I decided. Hailey was just half-sitting on me and kissing me non-stop, and asking me to kiss her. Holy fuck. Anyway, I asked for a shower and we did some shower play. Not sure if she reads these reviews, but I mentioned a couple of times that I like shower play and she's outdone herself again. We spent a long time in the shower, with her washing me, kissing me non-stop *while* washing me (these girls are incredible multi-taskers, LOL), and doing standing soapy body slide on me with her glorious body (no table shower at Blue Jade, what a shame, but Hailey makes the tiny standing shower work). Of course amazing BBBJ with great eye contact, her body wet and perfect, on her knees. Reminded me of those "SinfulXXX" videos. If you haven't seen one, Google it, you will thank me later.

Finally back to the room for more kissing and making out. I figured it's time to get horizontal, and Hailey wanted to spoil me first but I had her lay down on her back. She laughed "you want me to enjoy?" - of course I did. I went down, and man do I like making that girl come. Such an explosive finish with her every time. More kissing, then she put me on my back in the silly "legs in the air" porno pose for her amazing long TUMA, very nice. She worked her way up and started on amazing BBBJ. I asked her to 69 of course, and again got another explosion out of her. When I was leaving, she kept saying "I will miss your mouth". I'm sure she never said that to anyone else, LOL, but she so makes me believe it.

Anyway, as I said, there are no clocks in the Room of Sin. I felt like we spent an hour together already *at least*. I squinted at the security cameras screen (it has tiny timestamp on it). Holy fuck, we were together for an hour already. At the same time I heard Lulu saying something to Hailey from the other side of the door. Hailey acknolwedged and went on with our makeout and mutual pleasure fest. I realized she was just planning on keeping me there as long as I wanted to stay (within reason of course). I didn't want her to get in trouble of course, and her BBBJ was about to explode me (especially with those amazing breasts brushing against my body in time with her wonderful sloppy BBBJ). She read my mind and said she wanted me to fuck her.

Of course I wanted to go through all of the Kama Sutra positions with that girl, but I was starting to feel bad at this point now that I knew the time. Note, Hailey did *not* indicate in any way that we were close to time or running out of time, or overtime as we were at that point, LOL. I was so ready to explode though, that I only asked for CG and we kissed till the glorious finale. As always, she rode me a bit longer, smiling mischievously, and then took off the cover and cleaned me up with her lovely mouth. And more kissing afterwards, without any rushing me out the door. I heard Lulu saying something to Hailey in an urgent voice. I said "sorry honey, I know I need to get out" to which Hailey said "No, don't worry, don't worry" and kept kissing me. Holy fuck. I could not abuse her generosity like that and did not want to get her in trouble, so I tore myself away from her. She dressed me managing to get a few kisses in between and led me to the door. Lulu was saying something again, almost angry. I laughed and asked Hailey if she is in trouble, and Hailey laughed and said "customer is waiting for me". I'm sorry dude whoever you are, I'm sure she did the same for you as what she's done for me and you are a lucky dog just like I am. So I hope you forgive her for being a few minutes late.

When I got to the car, I realized we did go over an hour by at least 10 if not 15 minutes again, and would've gone longer if I didn't realize how long I took already and essentially tore myself away from her. That girl did not hurry me up once. She also fortunately did not need to leave the room this time. I felt like I had her all to myself and nobody else existed.

I'm sure that elated feeling will wear off. After 10-20 more appointments, LOL. Needless to say I'm planning to see that girl a few more times before she leaves. I am torn because I'm hearing good things of other girls in other places and I want to meet them as well, but how can I not just drive back to see Hailey one more time. And one more time. And one more time. LOL. Please treat her well guys, she is a very special girl.

Oh, and I have no clue if she knows any massage, LOL. We never get there. My favorite kind of a massage visit.