Massage Parlor Reports

[OF Charlie]

Anyone know their menu and prices yet? I texted the booker but they just said "come in" after sending a single pic of the girl.

They don't know who you are. You could be law enforcement. Why would they text menu to you. This is a store front spa, not an apartment.

If you are not looking for L3, then you can just pay the house fee and negotiate with the girl on what you want. L3 starts at 160 (your basic hhr covered everything) and goes up to 300 which comes with kissing and nuru. Standard market rates like everywhere else.

[DWaits]

Hi guys,

I have a meeting downtown and checking if there is anything walking distance from where I will be. Massage with BBBJ is fine, don't necessary need full service. Bonus if they have a table shower.

Things are slim up here in Milwaukee. Thanks.

If you go a little further south to Clarke and Van Buren, you could see Angel. I have no idea what her rates are now. I saw her a few years ago for 100 if I remember correctly, no massage, qv. No BJ but I sucked her tits and CFS. Go to Rumbaps and look for Equipoise Body Works. There are two numbers. Text both at the same time and she will reply to one of them. Someone else who has seen hr recently can say more about rates.

[AyoHell]

Hi guys,

I have a meeting downtown and checking if there is anything walking distance from where I will be. Massage with BBBJ is fine, don't necessary need full service. Bonus if they have a table shower.

Things are slim up here in Milwaukee. Thanks.

Can't guarantee BJ but sunny on Halsted should get you something. Try laying down 120 tip before she comes back in and see what happens. You could probably also walk to grand spa or west river spa or princess Thai all just a little bit farther. I don't think there's any in the loop proper except one or two you never hear about. And the famous SXL is south loop probably half hour walk for you.

[NewCleve]

Checked this place out since its close to me and its fucking disgusting.

I know some of yall into the spinner type but this was just awful. She's probably barely 90 lbs, smokers breath, can't take much dick down, gets tired and tells you to get on top, idk Paid $200 for CFS and idk why. Maybe the massage is good but I would not repeat.

I've definitely walked out before too based on provider, but when it's a hit, it's a hit.

[Croppyboy]

Hi guys,

I have a meeting downtown and checking if there is anything walking distance from where I will be. Massage with BBBJ is fine, don't necessary need full service. Bonus if they have a table shower.

Things are slim up here in Milwaukee. Thanks.

[FellowMonger]

Chicago Massage on Diversey, unmarked spot with FS.

Checked this place out since its close to me and its fucking disgusting.

I know some of yall into the spinner type but this was just awful. She's probably barely 90 lbs, smokers breath, can't take much dick down, gets tired and tells you to get on top, idk Paid $200 for CFS and idk why. Maybe the massage is good but I would not repeat.

[NewCleve]

Anyone know their menu and prices yet? I texted the booker but they just said "come in" after sending a single pic of the girl.

[NewCleve]

What's the name of the shop? Your post says "Chicago on massage. " And did you get extras or not?

Chicago Massage on Diversey, unmarked spot with FS.

[AyoHell]

Linda but she said she was leaving soon was the last therapist I saw there. I think all of their therapists give good massages.

What's the name of the shop? Your post says "Chicago on massage. " And did you get extras or not?

[NewCleve]

Did you get their name?

Linda but she said she was leaving soon was the last therapist I saw there. I think all of their therapists give good massages.

[JohnBoyJohnny]

Chicago on Massage gave me a great deep tissue. I was literally in pain that night because of how deep it was but it was an hour of heaven while there.

Did you get their name?

[Doc1991]

Place is definitely legit, and definitely busy. Idk if it's because it's the only place or it's a Friday. Hr with Shophia, damn great massage probably the best I've had out of anyone in gb. 70 for hr 2 roses on the flip. I would guess C chest, great ass, mid 40's, and she could squat on it like a 20 year old.

[Mitsom]

Had an itch needing scratching and decided to revisit Rose on archer despite my lackluster experiences there because sometimes I hit a home run. Walked up to the abandoned looking storefront and another one of you was already waiting at the door. Hard pass for me at that point. Especially at that place because they take forever to answer the door.

Backup plan was Ashland perfect. I used to avoid this place because of volume. But I have to say I've had best quality / consistency there of talent for FS.

Greeted by a cutie probably in her late 20's early 30's. Petite. Had a nice rack. C cup hangers with cleavage showing from her white sort of sexy lab coat outfit. Kind of wide face but still very cute. Paid $50 to the house then handed her $200. Told her I want BBJ. She said ok because I'm a good tipper. Had a fun attitude. Told her I didn't want a massage for the half hour but she insisted saying something like let me show you my massage. Laid face down and she got naked and started teasing my butt and back with her boobs. Then wanted me to turn my face to the side and she rubbed her nips all over my face. Nipples like #2 erasers. Interesting but after a few minutes of that I was ready for the real deal.

BBJ a couple ways. Took it fairly deep for these AMP girls. Good technique. Tight kitty. Took her in multiple positions. She gets into it and can take a pounding. At one point I was pulling her at me in doggy with a fist full of her hair. She objected at first but I lightened up and she let me do it. She arched her back real good and the bootie looked cute. Took direction well and at the start did some bls without even being instructed. Pulled the rubber off at the end and nutted on her boobs. Oh, and she was doing some wild stuff like when I was on my back for BBJ she was on the table and lifted her leg up against the wall like some yoga ish. I don't even know what that was about. Then she pulled my leg up so she was grinding it on her P while she sucked. She's basically standing on the table this whole time and bending over to suck. Maybes she's training for Cirque de soleil.

Anyway really good attitude on this one. She said her name was Ella or Ellen or something like that. She aims to please.

[Mitsom]

Was looking for a great deep tissue massage with possible L1 or more finish. I had some good girls at princess Thai but that spot closed down. Any other great massage girls out there? Having a hard time finding especially in the city.

I feel like if you're looking for a true deep tissue massage you can't also have a happy ending. You're looking for the best of both worlds. Haven't been in a while and I should revisit but if Tina is still at H Wellness on Milwaukee that's about as close as I've had. She gives a great massage so good I tell her no oil. L1 finish only at this place. Nice two door entry so you aren't standing on the street waiting for them to answer.

[Eddinger]

Well. That's too bad. You should have just asked her to blow you or fuck. That place does everything. Sorry you didn't get kelly. I still think she's fantastic and my favorite in the city for BBFS cip BBBJ, everything but anal.

I called on NYE and requested Kelly. I get there and Kelly's busy. I'm thinking, of course she is. Unfamiliar petite girl took me in a room and tells me her name is Jenny, and its her second day working there. Said she came over from Happy Feet or something, and has been in Chicago 7 years. I'm not familiar with her. She asks me if it's my first time, I tell her no, but I've only ever been with Emily.

She's average looking, maybe 20's or young 30's. Basically a twig body with decent, larger b, or smaller c cups. She was wearing a long black sleeve top tucked into a black leather skirt, with black leggings. Kinda an odd look IMO for her body type.

She proceeds to give a lack luster massage face down and on the flip, directly asks me if I want oil as she's pointing to my half hard cock. I said sure, thinking this is all she's offering. I didn't explore any other options.

I give myself better handys. At least I got to feel her around under her skirt all the while.

Wouldn't repeat.

For the love of all things Asian massage parlors, would someone please put me on to a big natural titty therapist I can rely on?