Massage Parlor Reports

**FyreCrotch** · 01-14-26 10:08

Originally Posted by RavenousRick [View Original Post]

Is there a choice if provider at Umi in the Cape or is it just one girl and you get whatever you get? Might hit it up this coming week if my other choice of spa doesn't pan out.

Thanks for the info.

Rick.

Looked like a homeless person living there. Trash and shit piled all over the place. Everything smelled weird. Girl was ugly and unclean. Stay away!

**PorkSword** · 01-14-26 08:54

Originally Posted by Wartyboy4 [View Original Post]

Good luck getting a response. I'm not the only one who has sent emails never to hear back. If your experience is different, please share details.

Ok, I feel a little better now, thought it was just me.

Two emails, no response. Oh well, no harm no foul.

**Wartyboy4** · 01-14-26 06:16

Originally Posted by PorkSword [View Original Post]

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...907274309.html

Has anybody had any luck seeing this one?

Just curious?

Good luck getting a response. I'm not the only one who has sent emails never to hear back. If your experience is different, please share details.

**PorkSword** · 01-13-26 16:44

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...907274309.html

Has anybody had any luck seeing this one?

Just curious?

**FinBar518** · 01-12-26 16:24

Originally Posted by ThrowAway1313 [View Original Post]

Not from the area but TOFTT here off of fowler and first time I have seen a couch in the massage room. Think that is the closest your going to get to not draw attention.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/bonit...y/607618613284

I visited two days ago. Called and set up a time. Met by Mia- tall, thin, good teeth. Great time.

**DavidBlue** · 01-11-26 17:56

Headed down to Marco soon for six weeks. Wondering if anyone has any recommendations for a good MP to visit.

**Nienhull** · 01-08-26 23:06

Originally Posted by HipHop [View Original Post]

Most times they have two ladies there for one month sometimes they start at different times of the month has anyone seen the other girl I go there every few months definitely hit or missi always ask to see the other girl yes I have walked out it is your money more people do that things may change.

I actually stopped in to see who came to the window. Nothing I was interested in but 2 other girls were busy and I couldn't wait. Last good talent there was Sarah 2-3 months ago. Very hit and miss here.

**HipHop** · 01-08-26 19:46

Originally Posted by RGar455 [View Original Post]

I've seen people hype up AAA on here and every time I've gone my experiences have been super mediocre.

Most times they have two ladies there for one month sometimes they start at different times of the month has anyone seen the other girl I go there every few months definitely hit or missi always ask to see the other girl yes I have walked out it is your money more people do that things may change.

**RGar455** · 01-08-26 19:10

Originally Posted by Nienhull [View Original Post]

I was going to check out the new talent for the month. Sounds like you saved me a trip.

I've seen people hype up AAA on here and every time I've gone my experiences have been super mediocre.

**Flanorm** · 01-08-26 16:22

Originally Posted by Bmcov [View Original Post]

Went to AAA, drew Naomi I believe she said. Wasn't impressed. She had on jean shorts and a tank. Not really cute. Massage was weak, not much tease till right before the flip. Everything covered. Took about 30 seconds putting the cover on before the mount. Just barely firm at that point. A little standing mush and ready to leave. I wouldn't return.

I can echo having almost the exactly same experience at AAA. I will be spending my money else where.

**Nienhull** · 01-08-26 15:00

Originally Posted by Bmcov [View Original Post]

Went to AAA, drew Naomi I believe she said. Wasn't impressed. She had on jean shorts and a tank. Not really cute. Massage was weak, not much tease till right before the flip. Everything covered. Took about 30 seconds putting the cover on before the mount. Just barely firm at that point. A little standing mush and ready to leave. I wouldn't return.

I was going to check out the new talent for the month. Sounds like you saved me a trip.

**Bmcov** · 01-06-26 07:50

Went to AAA, drew Naomi I believe she said. Wasn't impressed. She had on jean shorts and a tank. Not really cute. Massage was weak, not much tease till right before the flip. Everything covered. Took about 30 seconds putting the cover on before the mount. Just barely firm at that point. A little standing mush and ready to leave. I wouldn't return.

**RGar455** · 01-04-26 22:20

Originally Posted by Thunter [View Original Post]

Yea with the reduced number of places and the holidays when everyone is on vacation it's busy. Then the influx of snowbirds and visitors piles on making it worse for the next few months. I think the talent is limited too because of the rules. A few of these places could have 4 on staff at minimum in season and 1-2 in summer. Appointments are mostly worthless unless you know the mamasan then she may hold the spot.

I called then stopped at a known place the other day, only one working and her aunt was in town.

It's frustrating because even a year or two ago most of these places would have at the least two girls working and now you.

Show up hoping it's empty just for the chance you actually get in.

**Thunter** · 01-04-26 17:16

Originally Posted by RGar455 [View Original Post]

Tried going to Sunshine on 41 today. Showed up and girl told me we are busy come back in hour, show back up hour later and she says she has another person waiting now and can I come back the following hour. Called it quits for the day. Wish more places would staff for the season.

Yea with the reduced number of places and the holidays when everyone is on vacation it's busy. Then the influx of snowbirds and visitors piles on making it worse for the next few months. I think the talent is limited too because of the rules. A few of these places could have 4 on staff at minimum in season and 1-2 in summer. Appointments are mostly worthless unless you know the mamasan then she may hold the spot.

I called then stopped at a known place the other day, only one working and her aunt was in town.

**RavenousRick** · 01-04-26 11:48

Is there a choice if provider at Umi in the Cape or is it just one girl and you get whatever you get? Might hit it up this coming week if my other choice of spa doesn't pan out.

Thanks for the info.

Rick.