Massage Parlor Reports

[Marko Ramius]

I suspect you are onto something about the money laundering. Don't ask why I think that.

What I've noticed over the last half-dozen years is that the Chinese Shops, on the average, have moved on from being legit or HJ-only to being mostly Full Service. And as that has happened in the last three or so years they've gone from very basic non-GFE FS to mostly GFE or PSE FS. The easiest way to explain that is competition and people trying to make money.

Around 2017 or 2018 when Chinese incall apartments kind of exploded on the scene. But generally they were underpriced (around $160 per hh) and had very basic and unmotivated service. Sometimes the girls were cute but more normally they were very bored women in the late 30's or 40's.

It also completely blows my mind how many AMPs, nearly all Chinese, have opened up in recent years. Not too long ago there were rarely more than two or three AMPs currently open and operating in the Everett city limits. Now there are dozens and each time I look there seem to be more. Around the neighborhood where Shanghai is there are at least three other AMPs, and around Best there are two that I know of within a short walking distance. A lot of those shops never seem to be reviewed anywhere. They all might be lame or just have a bunch of hotties and are nearly as busy as Shanghai or Best. Hard to know without checking them out.

I don't know if this is telling us that a lot more dudes are whoring than did so in the past (although I think that is a safe bet). Or it might be telling us that other outlets like traditional escort services and indy escorts are getting less and less business over time and the market is moving on to lower-cost Asian imports like so many other markets have. Probably a bit of both.

Bluntly I don't miss the indy escorts or escort services and am just not interested. If I want to bang a white girl there are lots of them on the sugar sites and they are less likely to be drug addicts.

Dude, you are thoroughly confused about the AMP universe.

AMPs are the mama-san's empire; nothing happens in there without her express permission. Which is to say sometimes it does, but there can be consequences so it's not common.

They make clear choices about what kind of shop to run and what services to offer. Not all of them want to run a full-on brothel. I frequent a few places that have very, very clear, consistent boundaries with a few of them being handy-only. It's a different experience for customers that want something different. Similar to other sex work where some just provide FBSM or even only "massage+". I see a few CMTs / LMTs that are completely legit except for the last 5 minutes of the appointment. The bottom line is that if the shop doesn't offer what you want, go elsewhere.

As for the ads, these are often not placed by the shop but someone working directly for the uber-mama-san or owner. They say whatever it takes to get someone in, as they get a piece of anyone that comes in. I've talked to a few mama-sans that had absolutely no idea what these ads said. Reviews are the only reasonably accurate means to determine if a shop's offerings align with your interests.

Rest assured, those "other shops" that don't offer the full deal do just fine. I am still of a mind that many will take the occasional customer, but are simply a means to launder money, but that's completely unsupported.

[Tasman63]

Thanks for scoping things out. Fellows, the better the details on a shop the better. Hong Yun Massage: Great straight up massage, very liberal with the sheet but no extra's period!

Decided to do a drive through some other shops the other day.

1st stopped at carnation massage on 19th / broadway, lady there seemed much older, so I declined.

2nd, harmony, saw a thin but cute girl open the door, decided I would circle back.

3, went to the other carnation massage in front of the brown bear car wash. Might try this one out later, she seemed younger than who was at harmony and a slightly better body but not as cute face as the harmony girl.

4, trio massage closer to the I5 ramp, old Asian man came out so this might be a legit place I turned right around.

5, magic spa, still interested in this one, the lady who opened was a bit older maybe upper 40's but I didn't get to see anyone else she said that all girls were busy. The parking lot here sucks. I'm really curious about this one especially if all girls were busy.

6, hong yun massage. Nice location and nice building, person who opened was definitely old, then a auntie when I asked if there was anyone else, then a third who was maybe late 30's early 40's but nothing great about her body but she had an attractive face.

7 lan spa massage, right next to angels chicken. This one could have potential. 3 girls I saw, first one was the best. Maybe mid-late 20's B cup breast seemed natural, decent backside, 2nd girl was a little bit older but had some giant manmades for her tiny frame. 3rd girl was a bit short and chubby but she came out like she was hungry for some D.

I ended up going back to harmony, saw cici, she said she is 29 but I think she could be older. She is thin but her stomach looks like she might have had a kid since it has loose skin+stretch marks. Small A cup but they look great, I think about 5'5 and slim maybe 120 lbs cute butt but nothing big. CBJ / cfs. She felt nice and snug though.

[Nwscout]

My third session with Luna, excellent service. Very nice and all natural body. I highly recommend.

Agree 100% on Luna. Absolutely stunning all natural body. Super sweet. Total honeymoon experience.

[Gibs789]

Recommendation: 100% Yes.

A couple of very special things about Sindy. First, she's got a phenomenal memory. Even when I haven't seen her for a year or 18 months she'll remember everything we talked about or did or what I liked on previous times etc. So in a moment of ecstasy don't blurt out your SSN or any important passwords because she'll probably remember! But seriously, I'm sure lots of you have had the experience of having a great encounter with someone and feeling like you've really connected, then coming back next week and being totally unrecognized. Not so great for the ego! Not something you'll get with Sindy.

Second, Sindy gets better and better every time you see her. Video game-like each time you visit you reach new levels of play and it just gets more and more fun. I'm not referring to "unlocking services" like Greek or BBFS, because so far as I know she doesn't offer either, but I just mean new levels of better interaction, like learning how to dance together. It may go along with her great memory, but to me she just seems to get more and more perfect every time.

Bottom line, for those who like to establish the feel of a long-term relationship, Sindy is a perfect choice.

[KrDoggy]

Not sure if Shoreline goes here or Seattle.

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...1#post7489349.

[GoaThillBilly]

Dude, you are thoroughly confused about the AMP universe.

AMPs are the mama-san's empire; nothing happens in there without her express permission. Which is to say sometimes it does, but there can be consequences so it's not common.

I am still learning but to say that I am "Thoroughly Confused" is for sure not accurate. I have been to AMPs and one provider offers DATY-FS-BBBJ and and or BBFS and the other one does not. But I appreciate your input.

[Shogun Hua]

I met Luna last night at Shanghai, 5'4" tall. Middle of the back dark brownish hair. Pretty face, 8. She looked HWP, Cs? It was hard to tell exactly, she was wearing slightly baggy street clothes.

My third session with Luna, excellent service. Very nice and all natural body. I highly recommend.

[LeftForDawn]

Decided to do a drive through some other shops the other day.

1st stopped at carnation massage on 19th / broadway, lady there seemed much older, so I declined.

2nd, harmony, saw a thin but cute girl open the door, decided I would circle back.

3, went to the other carnation massage in front of the brown bear car wash. Might try this one out later, she seemed younger than who was at harmony and a slightly better body but not as cute face as the harmony girl.

4, trio massage closer to the I5 ramp, old Asian man came out so this might be a legit place I turned right around.

5, magic spa, still interested in this one, the lady who opened was a bit older maybe upper 40's but I didn't get to see anyone else she said that all girls were busy. The parking lot here sucks. I'm really curious about this one especially if all girls were busy.

6, hong yun massage. Nice location and nice building, person who opened was definitely old, then a auntie when I asked if there was anyone else, then a third who was maybe late 30's early 40's but nothing great about her body but she had an attractive face.

7 lan spa massage, right next to angels chicken. This one could have potential. 3 girls I saw, first one was the best. Maybe mid-late 20's B cup breast seemed natural, decent backside, 2nd girl was a little bit older but had some giant manmades for her tiny frame. 3rd girl was a bit short and chubby but she came out like she was hungry for some D.

I ended up going back to harmony, saw cici, she said she is 29 but I think she could be older. She is thin but her stomach looks like she might have had a kid since it has loose skin+stretch marks. Small A cup but they look great, I think about 5'5 and slim maybe 120 lbs cute butt but nothing big. CBJ / cfs. She felt nice and snug though.

[CSnow]

I don't discount or disrespect anybody else's review, but I wanted to add my 2 cents and say I didn't detect any smell from her when I saw her last week. I ate her pussy for a long time and we kissed non-stop. However I was one of the first appointment of the day and we showered together. She use mouthwash before and after and also gave it to me before and after.

Not trying to WN, just adding my own experience.

I already have a repeat scheduled with her at Blue Jade and will reconfirm, LOL. She moved down to Blue Jade, not Brisa as previously reported.

I am also the guy that notices and reports the smells. My ATF Monica (cat-ear Monica that was in Renton Tokyo Spa in July) had strong mouth taste. Not smell but taste. Like soy sauce or something. I still saw Monica twice, but also reported the taste in my review of her. So I am pretty sure I detected nothing from Hailey in our session.

Thank you everyone for your reports and being 100% honest, including negatives you experienced. It keeps things real and sets correct expectations for everyone.

Saw her again, Blue Jade this time, and fortunately again didn't smell anything. Of course her tongue was all the way in my throat, LOL, maybe it makes it hard to smell anything.

Maybe you guys caught her on a day she ate something strange. God knows some of the Asian food has strong taste and smell. Like when you eat asparagus your pee has the strangest smell.

Anyway, I don't know how this girl can perform so well so consistently. Full review on the Seattle forum.

[MonterCarlo]

Girls are Sindy, Nova and SuSu at Shanghai in the new year first month.

This is my first playdate after the holidays and before busy work starts. I honestly can't imagine a better way to close out this visit. I met Sindy last Aug, but didn't get the chance to experience her skills. So, I waited almost 6 months hoping that our paths would cross again. That patience paid off in every possible way—it was absolutely worth the wait!

Provider Details: Beauty: 5/5, Body: 4. 5/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 5/5.

Service Details: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, DATO, 69, CFS, CG, Doggy, CIM.

Overall Ranking: 4. 8.

Sindy is simply outstanding. She is incredibly attractive, with a natural, beauty and a soft, elegant vibe that perfectly captures the charm of a traditional Chinese girl. Her body is gorgeous—beautiful curves, a cute little ass, and soft in all the right places. Kitty is neatly trimmed. Her breasts fit her body perfectly, making her overall balance and appeal. Altogether, she looks exactly like the kind of girl everyone would want as a girlfriend, and even better in person than you can imagine.

Session was absolutely amazing! Sindy greeted me with a passionate DFK the moment I entered the room, immediately setting the tone. This was followed by an incredible BJ / HJ combination to get me fully primed. Her intense eye contact during the BJ, combined with nipple play, was next level. That was a new experience for me, and it felt unbelievably good—she almost finished me right there. She then smoothly spun around into 69, allowing me plenty of DATY / DATO action. Throughout every transition, she never once lost control of my dick. Again, I had to stop her before I completely unloaded.

Main event time, and she set up for some standing Mish. It was a good thing she was so wet, because she is very tight. We transitioned into Standing K9 and just pounded away for about 15 minutes. Her vaginal control is unreal, and the pressure was intense the entire time. I finally lost control and came all in her mouth.

In all, Sindy delivered a session overflowing with pure sexual energy and an incredibly strong girlfriend feeling. She was confident, engaged, and completely in control from start to finish. Without question, she is a top-tier provider. This session had all the enthusiasm, chemistry, and excitement of a true 5-star experience.

During my session, I heard there were at least two friends coming in asking specifically for Sindy. She is clearly in very high demand and already feels like a legend in SH. I highly recommend making an appointment if you want to see Sindy—she is someone everyone should experience. She will be leaving by the end of the month.

Recommendation: 100% Yes.

[GoaThillBilly]

So, I have been shopping around and trying new places that aren't as busy or as high volume with mixed results, I have reported on these experiences here.

I am thinking that the Spa owners and / or Mamasan's hopefully read this forum? I am thinking that they do since after my review of a provider at Harmony in North Everett commenting that they advertised BBBJ but I did not receive that and at the end of our session I noticed a fishy odor. So I returned a week or so later and the provider that greeted me said that she was now at some shop in Renton. The greeter was not my type so I went to Spring in Marysville and had a good time.

So, it seems like many of the other north end shops have finally got the message and are offering younger providers, that's good. But, there are some important things that they need to improve upon if they want to compete with the shops listed in my add report.

1. Not offering DATY 2. Not offering BBBJ 3. Not offering DFK or even LFK. Many also won't allow FIV. Some do and some don't but IMHO, they should all wear sexy panties under their dress.

Another thing that they do which is super annoying is when they won't even touch the little guy, immediately reaching for the cover and apply it even when the little guy is at half staff. I men, my guy is not radioactive, show him some love and stroke him a bit if you insist on CBJ only. I asked one provider that I had seen before to wear panties for me, but when she is getting undressed, she takes them off a long with her dress, FAIL!

Anyway, hopefully some will read this and use the info to provide better service. They should understand that if they give the customer what they want, then there is a good chance of repeat service.

[Kjunwing]

Susu is 26 years old, 5 ft 7, 110 lbs, Cute, MM Cs, Fitbody loves to workout and play tennis, small ass, HWP.

The usual DFK, cat bath, tuma, BBBJ (she started sucking me while I was laying down and then she told me to stand up. She wanted to get on her knees and suck. I can tell she loves giving head. Kept trying to DT, no gag reflex) slow and sensual, BLS, DATY, BBBJ, cowgirl, Standing mish, Standing k9, missionary, CIM but she didn't swallow.

She was very wet and had multiple O's. I had lots of fun with her. After we were done, we cuddled and talked for a little bit. She took English classes at a uni for a few months. We didn't need translator.

Guys please shower or shave before you visit. I bet her services will be better if you come in smelling good. GFE I'd rate this experience 8. 5/10. Overall very satisfied.

[Shogun Hua]

January's lineup at Best is Zoey, who has already had a couple of great reviews, Luna, who I saw and reviewed a couple of months ago here at Best also and is truly incredible (best kisser ever, and killer natural fit bod), and Emily, who I don't have any information on yet.

Emily is maybe 5'2" tall. Much more voluptuous than Zoey or Luna. Maybe D's? Brown hair. HWP. Medium butt. Not much English, seemed nice. Pretty face.

[Shogun Hua]

Shanghai's lineup is ATF Sindy for one more month (yay!) Nora, and Susu.

There are many reviews for Sindy.

Nora, this Nora is different than the Nora from 1 year ago. Maybe 5'5" or 5'6". Long black hair. Pretty face. Maybe mid 20's. Similar back tattoo as Sindy or Angelina Jolie. She also has a huge lower back tattoo, like a pheasant. Then a red tattoo on her wrist. A black tattoo on her ankle. HWP, very nice body. Natural Bs or Cs, small / medium butt. Clean shaven. She was very flirty with me. I'm definitely planning on seeing her later. She seems like a lot of fun. She also speaks pretty good English.

[Gibs789]

One of my favorite girl is back at best. All natural body and cute face.

5'3 100 lbs HWP. Late 20's.

Very affectionate with me. Great energy and She has meat at the right places.

Dfk, BBBJ, 69, cg, acg, doggy, mish, standing mish and doggy and cim.

Great GFE from her every time. Repeat material 9. 5/10 experience.

Totally agree about Luna. One of my ATFs also. Amazing kisser and looks better in a tube dress than anyone else I've ever seen!