Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

**Rubtug21** · 01-03-26 13:15

I met up with her yesterday. She has great reviews on LC. Honestly, she's the type of providers I would avoid. I don't go for young black providers, especially those with bad tattoos, hairdo, and nails. She looks ghetto. They are a boatload of problems, nasty attitudes, masculinity, and entitlement. I should have followed my instincts, but I got carried away by the good reviews.

I booked an hour for 220. I didn't need enhancement since advertisement says 2 pops in the hour. She opened the door in a tshirt and was naked from her waist down. Her body looks good and she has a nice ass and boobs to go along with it. Other than that, she was straight ass. She couldn't even hold a conversation to set the mood. She was glued to her phone. Her vibe and energy were off. I don't know how to put this for it to make sense. Have you ever seen or met a chick that has a nice body, but for some reasons you were not sexually attracted to her? She's one of those. I tried my best to ride it out. CBJ to start the show then come all the rules. I wasn't feeling her at all. My mind just wasn't in it for her. I hobby just for the thrill and my curiosity, but sex doesn't define me. I'll pass on this one. I thanked her and left. I'm not scooping this low when I'm paying you. Keep the money and on to the next one. I never felt so good walking away from a provider. The money and the sex don't define me. I value the respect and kindness more than anything.

The crazy thing is, it's always them. I've fucked a handful of black foreigners in the game, Jamaicans, Haitians, and Bahamians. No issues at all with them. Always grateful, loving, caring, and submissive.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7865328272

**Rubtug21** · 01-03-26 12:04

Massive bonus to start the new year, so 2026 here I come. I met up with Thick Barbie on new year's day. I could not have started the year any better. She's a very sweet, loving, and caring Jamaican lady. She was very attentive throughout our encounter, respectful, and absolutely zero masculine energy. The pictures on the advertisement are her, but she has put on some weight that she carries very well. The pictures with the red lingerie outline her current physical attributes very well. Curvy / thick, roughly 65 inches tall, big ass and boobs. The pictures in black are her, perhaps before her body went through post pregnancy transformation.

I booked an hour for 2 Benjis. She agreed to 2 pops in the hour, so I didn't need enhancement. She met me at the door and had me feel up her boobs to ensure that I wasn't LEO. I passed the LEO check with flying colors. She was all over me with the carress and nipple play. I was rock solid before she even put the condom on. Nothing better than a sensual or physically pleasing provider. CBJ to start the show until I told her I was ready. She asked how I wanted her, I said you lead the way. She got on all for doggy. I dived in balls deep. Pussy was surprisingly tight, juicy, and no smell. We went through a catalog of sex positions and she was super accommodating with the 2 rounds. Those Jamaican ladies for sure can fuck. Holy moly!

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/5615647734

**Novio954** · 01-03-26 11:51

Originally Posted by TopSaucy [View Original Post]

Why is it so hard to get a clear answer on where this stuff was purchased?

You have all the info, from the original post, just do your research.

Like "Bladder20" mentioned, I would say the safe way to get it is the one in Ebay, there are a couple vendor that have it. Otherwise use ZipHealth for the blue pills.

**Bladder20** · 01-03-26 08:53

Originally Posted by TopSaucy [View Original Post]

Already found all those sites with my friend Google but the real question is where did he get it because obviously it was legit.

Who the hell can tell about all the sites I found online.

If you read his post, then you will see that a friend of his referred him to a place to get it. You don't have access to the poster or the friend, so you are going to have to take a leap of faith with one of those sites. Someone on ebay carries it, and has good reviews as an online seller. Try them.

**TopSaucy** · 01-02-26 22:35

Already found all those sites with my friend Google but the real question is where did he get it because obviously it was legit.

Who the hell can tell about all the sites I found online.

Originally Posted by Bladder20 [View Original Post]

If you google it, then you will find a few sites that carry this product. Put in the keyword Leomessi stimulant, then the sites will pop up. Just make sure to check if the sites are legit.

**Bladder20** · 01-02-26 20:09

Originally Posted by TopSaucy [View Original Post]

Why is it so hard to get a clear answer on where this stuff was purchased?

If you google it, then you will find a few sites that carry this product. Put in the keyword Leomessi stimulant, then the sites will pop up. Just make sure to check if the sites are legit.

**TopSaucy** · 01-02-26 12:22

Why is it so hard to get a clear answer on where this stuff was purchased?

**MiamiFun316** · 01-02-26 12:03

Originally Posted by BoDragon [View Original Post]

Where do you purchase the leomessi? Definitely want to try it.

Me too. Nothing bad with a little help extra LOL.

**WinnieThePooh1** · 01-02-26 10:29

I saw this ad recently and the ass is crazy. No reviews unfortunately. I use to get lucky years ago, but it seems my lucks run out these day, LOL.

Just wondering if anyone has any information on this Latina before I TOFTT. If it's legit, I'll report back.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/f...scorts/3740438

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**Bo Dragon** · 01-01-26 13:55

Originally Posted by Rubtug21 [View Original Post]

This Zoe boy in the 305 put me on some stuff. I hang around a few Haitians at my barbershop / hair salon in North Miami, where I get my hair braided. We be vibing and talking shit. I've been hearing them bragging about some Haitian performance enhancer oil called 'leomessi. ' They be saying they usually have to abandon the sex or call it quit because the enhancer delays their ejaculation and keeps them hard like steel. It's not like I want it. I can last a good 20 minutes, but my curiosity got the best of me. I got myself a sampler to test it out. I reached out to this MILF in Hallandale and applied the enhancer 15 minutes before meeting up with her. I saw her once before and she was decent. I booked half an hour thinking that would be enough time to test it out. Man, I was so wrong, very wrong.

A few minutes after I started fucking her pussy standing up. I could sense that I wasn't going to cum anytime soon. I got on the bed for missionary. We locked eyes, I pinned her hands against the mattress, and her boobs were pressed firmly against my chest. 15 minutes later and roughly 20 minutes since I've started fucking her pussy, she locked her waist, her body tensed up, and she let out some of the sweetest moans. That was her first orgasm. We then switched to doggy followed by standing doggy. I was already at the half hour mark. My time was up, so I figured I should try to make it more pleasurable for her because I wasn't going to cum and hope I could get more time out of her. As I was pounding her in standing doggy leaning against the bed, I reached underneath her with three fingers and started to gently rub her labia and clitoris, and stick a couple fingers in her vagina. I felt something dripping on my feet and my hand was soaked. I realized I just made her squirt. By the tone of her voice and those moans, I knew she was having a good time.

We got on the bed for cowgirl. She pounded away violently trying to make me cum, but it wasn't happening. I repositioned her onto her back with her legs bent against her chest. I fucked her in that position while rubbing her pussy with one hand and I used my other hand to rub nipples. Her nipples stuck out like a sore thumb. She was for sure having a blast. This went on for a good 15 minutes. She started squirting again and having back to back orgasms. The bed was soaking wet. At that point, I was in for over 45 minutes and closing on the hour mark. She looked at her phone half asleep and said papi finish, but she was in that euphoric state from all those orgams. We did some more doggy, prone bone, and a few more other positions which put me at the one hour mark. I was still rock solid with no signs of ejaculating. I got her on top of me for some more cowgirl that went on for like 5 minutes before she let out another orgasm and then collapsed on me. I wished I could speak Spanish to get her feedback because I know for sure she has never been fucked like this before. We turned onto our side where we cuddled for like 5 minutes. I tried playing with her pussy but it was too sensitive or maybe numb from the rubbing and orgasms. She sleepwalked to the bathroom to clean up with her as swinging from side to side. Although I didn't ejaculate, I felt VERY satisfied. I did some serious damage. My dick did go down on my way home. Those boys were right!

As I was leaving, she used Google translate to let me know that the number I texted was her manager and he / she can't know about what we just did. She wrote her number on a piece of paper and gave it to me. For this reason, I can't post her ad or pictures as I don't want her to get in any trouble. I've reviewed her on this platform before.

Where do you purchase the leomessi? Definitely want to try it.

**Tz331** · 01-01-26 10:09

Originally Posted by Rubtug21 [View Original Post]

I see them online, but I don't know if they are authentic. I see different variations in colors and containers. If it won't break the bank, you can always take the risk and hope for the best. The one he put me on was made abroad. That stuff is the truth. I've used it four times with mindblowing results. Out of those four sessions, I managed to nut once but it took an hour and half, and she put in some serious work. I revisited a freak from Guatemala. Once I started hitting the spot, she squirts every 5 to 10 minutes or so. I must have done a number on her because she wouldn't let me get my nut. I tried to see her again today but she responded a little too late. Today would actually be my final day hobbying, but I have a handful of sex freaks I need to revisit on that stuff. I want to see if they could tame the beast.

Can you share her ad?

**StbaIsBest** · 12-31-25 20:55

Does anyone know what happened to Leeann? She used to do in Call in Hollywood a while back. She was fun.

**Rubtug21** · 12-31-25 18:28

Originally Posted by SurfDude976 [View Original Post]

If you don't mind saying, did you source the leomessi locally or online? Asking for a friend. LOL.

I see them online, but I don't know if they are authentic. I see different variations in colors and containers. If it won't break the bank, you can always take the risk and hope for the best. The one he put me on was made abroad. That stuff is the truth. I've used it four times with mindblowing results. Out of those four sessions, I managed to nut once but it took an hour and half, and she put in some serious work. I revisited a freak from Guatemala. Once I started hitting the spot, she squirts every 5 to 10 minutes or so. I must have done a number on her because she wouldn't let me get my nut. I tried to see her again today but she responded a little too late. Today would actually be my final day hobbying, but I have a handful of sex freaks I need to revisit on that stuff. I want to see if they could tame the beast.

**TopSaucy** · 12-31-25 12:37

I'm wondering the same thing. And I'm asking for me lmao 🤣.

Originally Posted by SurfDude976 [View Original Post]

If you don't mind saying, did you source the leomessi locally or online? Asking for a friend. LOL.

**SurfDude976** · 12-31-25 11:23

Originally Posted by BlindLefty [View Original Post]

Looking for a rec for someone who would be best for a couple. Have 3 some experience (not much but a few times), she doesn't have any paid experience. Who will be really into it and make her feel comfortable and desired?

Part of it will depend on what you and your partner are looking for out of the experience. Based on my and my partners tastes, I would suggest Katie. She is chill and did everything in her power to make my partner feel comfortable during our session together.

https://tryst.link/escort/freakykatie

Years ago we also saw Jez, but she is quick to get her strap on to help double team your girl. So if your partner is in to that she might be up your alley (my partner was not, LOL).

https://tryst.link/escort/jezhabel-heaux

Good luck!