Massage Parlor Reports

[Lukerton]

We should do a top 5 provider post for 2025 if ya'll are up for it. Curious to see what providers are up there.

[RubMePls]

Hello mongers,

Besides Anna and Jessica, do any other girls here do face sitting?

Anna is very nice that she is intimate and affectionate cuddling while she strokes.

Both of them sit on your face upon request to help you explode.

Both smell nice.

Any other girls here do something like this?

[Quincy88]

I was going to DM you to tell you a simple yes, that this is the same Bella from October, but then I realized that my initial report was contested by the great Asian body reviewer: Quincy88. (Hi Quincy88, I sent you a message asking what you said that got redacted by admin, but I guess it never reached you. Send me a DM so we can exchange notes, I'm a big fan).

So, here's my second report on Bella. I went back last night to see if I might have been wrong, but fuck no, I was dead right the first time. She's sexy, young, and I'll dare say it again, athletic / Thick, not fat; not skinny; and not an average build for Chinese AMP girl. I asked her if she did any sports, but she mimicked running and doing squats. Her ass isn't huge or bubble-like, but you slap a pair of volleyball shorts on her, and she looks like the type. I think she can be considered "taller?" (not petite), curvy, with wide hips and a nice, round, bigger-than-most-Asian-girls' ass. She has nice legs, long brown hair, and a cute face. She had silver eyeliner under her eyes and I think she paints the beauty marks underneath her eyes as well. In my opinion, she's damn cute and sexy.

My inbox is open. Annnd I don't know what they delete. I guess the person up top doesn't like slick mouth comments or something. I don't say names or anything. Just call out bullshit reviews.

[Slammer6008]

So sorry to hear about your "less than" experience at Joyous. I for one am frustrated they rotate girls like flowers at a mortuary. That's why I indicated in my review rotation may be a problem and now she made you hurry up? WTF? I remember the days when most places had "interim regulars that you got to know and cultivate.

"I've been there more than a dozen times and have never experienced that BS. I think next time I go I'm going to have to say a little something about your experience and tell them I had given a recommendation, but may have to reconsider doing so in the future. I too like the location because it's tucked away in a Med / Dental complex and of course, Good ol' Claro's right next door..

Does Claro's make a good sub sandwich?

[Taws6]

I heard a huge sigh of disappointment and the most lackluster attitude by Linda before / during. Massage was poor as well. And this was for $80 (thought overpaying would atleast bring a better attitude).

Saw something similar but not to this extent somewhere else.

Is it FS or bust in most of these places?

Glad you took the plunge.

I would tweak the statement just a bit.

So, "highest donation or bust in most of these places".

The smaller the negotiated amount, FS or no, the less you will likely get out of it.

Yeah 80 is way overpayment for a HJ in my opinion, but in her mind she might be be thinking to her self the 140-160 would be better for FS.

Just a thought.

[Dildo Baggens]

So sorry to hear about your "less than" experience at Joyous. I for one am frustrated they rotate girls like flowers at a mortuary. That's why I indicated in my review rotation may be a problem and now she made you hurry up? WTF? I remember the days when most places had "interim regulars that you got to know and cultivate.

"I've been there more than a dozen times and have never experienced that BS. I think next time I go I'm going to have to say a little something about your experience and tell them I had given a recommendation, but may have to reconsider doing so in the future. I too like the location because it's tucked away in a Med / Dental complex and of course, Good ol' Claro's right next door.

My apologies,

DB.

I went to Joyous based on your recommendation. It was just okay to me. I like the location and it is a very clean spa but the girls are just average at best and older than I would like compared to other Chinese AMPs. The plus side is it is next to one of my favorite Italian delis so if I'm disappointed after I can get a good sandwich. I got Nicole there who was the better looking of the two between Lisa and Nicole that day. Paid entrance fee and she gave me an above average massage, better than I expected but nothing with good strength. On the flip we negotiated tip and basically ended up all in $$. For FS everything. It was going great for 5 or so minutes until she was saying to hurry up and your time is running out. I finished as fast as I could and cleaned up and left. It was an okay experience and probably would give it another shot but nothing to write home about.

[KammyMike]

Been over three months since I last saw Mia. Decided to see her before the NY. The place was busy.

Glad I made appointment with Mia. She's has the same looks, hair is longer. Her massage skills has improved.

I noticed her teasing is very similar to BW when faced down. On the flip side the puppies are beautiful by I did notice a little belly when leaning forward.

She does have a nice ass for Asian. Slow sensual hands movements top up and bottom down for some FIV as she was nippling on my nipple. No jackhammer just slow to medium for finish. I think she learned some new skills. At the end I asked her about Lily, she said her and mamasan had an augmented that why Lily quit. Also asked if she.

Knew where she's working but she reluctant to say. I never seen Lily and I asked if she's pretty, she said yes because she has a nice body with enhanced puppies and skinny.

Hf45/ Tips70 because I don't frequent a lot and Christmas time.

[SexySpam]

Stopped by Joyous spa again in Tustin

DB.

I went to Joyous based on your recommendation. It was just okay to me. I like the location and it is a very clean spa but the girls are just average at best and older than I would like compared to other Chinese AMPs. The plus side is it is next to one of my favorite Italian delis so if I'm disappointed after I can get a good sandwich. I got Nicole there who was the better looking of the two between Lisa and Nicole that day. Paid entrance fee and she gave me an above average massage, better than I expected but nothing with good strength. On the flip we negotiated tip and basically ended up all in $$. For FS everything. It was going great for 5 or so minutes until she was saying to hurry up and your time is running out. I finished as fast as I could and cleaned up and left. It was an okay experience and probably would give it another shot but nothing to write home about.

[Hector58]

Working in town and what is BW?

BW = Bamboo Wood.

[Oc Amper]

Working in town and what is BW?

Bamboo Wood Foot Massage, in Westminster.

[Huge1986]

I texted lineup for du calme and bella is part of the current line up. I've never tried this bella, and reading conflicting reviews, maybe a 3rd review if anyone can confirm if this is the same bella from October? Can a 3rd review confirm if bella does she have a big ass and athletic body?

I once tried a bella at garden long time ago, but my description does bot match up. My bella at garden had white porcelain skin, black hair, very cute face, and nice natural c titties. I've haven't seen her since, wouldn't be surprised if someone married her, beauty like that any man wouldve wanted her only to himself.

I was going to DM you to tell you a simple yes, that this is the same Bella from October, but then I realized that my initial report was contested by the great Asian body reviewer: Quincy88. (Hi Quincy88, I sent you a message asking what you said that got redacted by admin, but I guess it never reached you. Send me a DM so we can exchange notes, I'm a big fan).

So, here's my second report on Bella. I went back last night to see if I might have been wrong, but fuck no, I was dead right the first time. She's sexy, young, and I'll dare say it again, athletic / Thick, not fat; not skinny; and not an average build for Chinese AMP girl. I asked her if she did any sports, but she mimicked running and doing squats. Her ass isn't huge or bubble-like, but you slap a pair of volleyball shorts on her, and she looks like the type. I think she can be considered "taller?" (not petite), curvy, with wide hips and a nice, round, bigger-than-most-Asian-girls' ass. She has nice legs, long brown hair, and a cute face. She had silver eyeliner under her eyes and I think she paints the beauty marks underneath her eyes as well. In my opinion, she's damn cute and sexy.

She claims to be 26 years old, but she could pass for younger. Her English isn't great, but it doesn't hold her back from providing a good time. She can give a damn good soft BBBJ, no DT for me, but she used lots of spit and made it very sensual. Her pussy is tight and feels fucking amazing.

CFS: She's nice in RCG, and her ass is fun to slap. She hits a lot of "wow"s and moans when I was hitting it deep, especially in doggy. Holding onto her hips feels great, there's actually muscle and meat there. Her ass feels nice to push up against while she's in prone bone. That's pretty much how she made me finish last night. I emptied everything in the bag, and she can do a soft BBBJ at the end to suck out every last drop.

She's fun, young, energetic, sexy, with a nice body (tits are okay, I think mm, but her curves, wide hips, and soft legs are fantastic). I recommend you check her out yourself, as she's only supposed to be there until the end of the month (supposedly, but who knows, they might ask her to stay or she might be back shortly after). To confirm this information, it cost me: $60 for the house, and I gave her a tip of $160. But the fun I had fucking her was totally worth it.

Hope you find this helpful, and maybe we can get some more insightful info from the great Asian body reviewer Quincy88: send me a DM, friend.

[Faceless1]

Whats house fee and donation for 3 some at OA? Is it double the house fee for 2 providers and double the donation for 2 providers? Most places would naturally double the expense, which makes garden spa / du calme such an incredible value. (no extra house fee for 2nd girl, and donation for 2nd girl is a flat $100 more.) I have been searching for another spot that can compete with garden / du calme for 3 some pricing but so far have not found. The savings become even more apparent when you add a third girl for a foursome... standard house fee vs triple standard house fee, triple standard donation vs standard donation+$200 more...

or in other words most places would cost 400 total for a 3 some(2 girls), but at garden and du calme.. 400 would get me a 4 some (3girls)

My few times on 3 way there is usually been normal tip for 1st, and +100 -120 (depend on your mood) on the second. With hf usually 60+160+100 for me personally, can't speak for everyone else but sometimes I give a little extra if I had an amazing one or something of course.

[Techhand]

Long time reader. Appreciate everybody's posts.

Started visiting AMPs recently.

Went to 88 Skin, chose HJ over FS.

I heard a huge sigh of disappointment and the most lackluster attitude by Linda before / during. Massage was poor as well. And this was for $80 (thought overpaying would atleast bring a better attitude).

Saw something similar but not to this extent somewhere else.

Is it FS or bust in most of these places?

[JoeDokes]

Is BW still on top for slow release and real massage?

Most activity here lately is for FS.

Working in town and what is BW?

[Oc Amper]

Treat them with respect and have some sympathy for their situation. Someone wrote here years ago, they didn't imagine this line of work when they were playing with dolls years ago.

Lift Her Up.

The dolls thing, suspect that was me. Definitely sounds like what would've said.

Treat them well, don't abuse them. This has to be a tough job, but thankfully, they don't for us.