Massage Parlor Reports

**S6776** · 12-27-25 10:50

Do you think the girls read these reports?

**Pete4444** · 12-27-25 10:46

Originally Posted by Dork01 [View Original Post]

For those that like latinas, Meiji has a South American provider available starting today. Japanese girls start again on Jan. 1.

What's the damage to see her?

**AznWenis** · 12-27-25 10:35

Stopped by Tokyo / crystal and saw ivy. Her energy is amazing, she's prob the best time I had this month. Kinda stopped reviewing lately since no one stood out this month like Meiji girls were meh. I like seeing new here and there but ivy was unstoppable pse energy from start to finish. She's got the f me eyes every time she looks at you. She's on my top repeat list.

**Dork01** · 12-27-25 10:02

For those that like latinas, Meiji has a South American provider available starting today. Japanese girls start again on Jan. 1.

**Pyrolysis** · 12-27-25 09:01

Originally Posted by Monger654 [View Original Post]

IThe worst part, she didn't scope the hallway and when I was leaving, I bumped into another guy, full dick swinging as he headed to the TS.

The girls are doing this on purpose at this point.

**Monger654** · 12-27-25 08:36

Originally Posted by HeretoRelax [View Original Post]

Went to Orchid before the holiday was greeted at the door by Rachel. Thought to myself Merry Christmas to me. She is stunning she took me to a room some kissing ensued and groping ensued. My god I was ready to consume her the door rang and she said hold on. Out she went and a minute later she returned. One of you other filthy mongers set an appointment with her and had the nerve to show up.

She apologized and offered me Cherry. I should have beat feet and gotten out of there. The universe was telling me to leave but alas the wasn't sure when the schedule would allow another visit. I rolled the dice and it wasn't great. It wasn't terrible her effort was there but she was very performative. Kept telling me I am very big, make her cum lots. I am by no means tiny but I am no John Holmes either. She's definitely not a GFE style, maybe I should have taken the disappointment of missing out on Rachel and had a P.S. Style session with Cherry. Either way would not repeat. Maybe she will click with you it just wasn't happening that day for me or in general.

She is very ticklish it provided for a few good moments to be fair (to be fair). A little Letter Kenny reference for you all.

I finally visited Orchid yesterday and I pulled Cherry too, she said Rachel wasn't available. I was disappointed Rachel wasn't available but I settled for her. As you stated, I should have left. She got the job done but the session wasn't great. I paid for the hour, she refused to give a massage and kicked me out after about 30 minutes. She also did the pornstar moaning and dirty talk which was obviously fake and a real turn off. Disappointing for sure. I might visit again to see Rachel but I don't want to see Cherry again. The worst part, she didn't scope the hallway and when I was leaving, I bumped into another guy, full dick swinging as he headed to the TS.

**Pyrolysis** · 12-27-25 08:34

After reading this month's worth of reviews, I decided to try Abby, as I have a thing for short little spinners. I tried calling Tokyo last night using their listed number on Google, but no luck—the number wasn't accepting calls. Searching for Crystal on RubMaps yielded a different phone number, which was promptly answered. I asked the girl on the other end if Abby was working tonight and got a non-committal response that all the girls were working and to come on in. I made the drive over; there was only one other car in the parking lot.

A petite girl in her 30's answered the door, maybe 5'3"–5'4" tall, with man-made D cups. She let me know that Abby wasn't there and introduced herself as (Anu)? After pulling me into the room and getting a little handsy, I agreed to the hour. She took the payment and returned shortly. I mentioned that I'd just showered and was good to go. This is where everything went downhill.

Her English was absolutely atrocious—like laughably bad. She just kept saying "shower, shower?" Eventually, I gave in just to move things along. The shower was lackluster: just a basic body slide and quick TUMA. She seemed eager to get me out of there quickly, as another guy on a motorcycle had pulled up to the front door. On the way out of the shower, I ran into another girl in her 30's who offered to join us, but she was too thick for my taste.

We headed back to the room. I sat on the bed, and she started her BBBJ. She kept at it for a while, but she used a bit of teeth, like an inexperienced high school girl. That was fine when I was younger, but I've grown accustomed to top-tier BJ skills, and this wasn't going to make me finish. So I pulled her up for DATY. Nope—she wasn't interested at all and just asked me to fuck her in broken English. The rubber went on, and I ran her through elevated legs pile driver, missionary, standing missionary, and doggy. I could tell she was getting tired and honestly couldn't handle a hard pounding. At that point, she begged to get on top and ramped up the pace to finish me as soon as possible.

Cleanup was with a hot towel, and I asked to use the bathroom for a quick wash-up. While heading back to the room buck-ass naked, I ran into another monger hiding behind a shade in the middle of the hallway, sitting on a chair. Awkward as fuck, but hilarious. Obviously, with the girl rushing to the next customer, I didn't get my full hour's worth.

Overall, my visit to Tokyo Massage / Crystal was a total disappointment.

The girls at now closed Vinca and Sunlight in St. Pete were in their 20's, spoke passable English, had great BBBJ skills, and provided great GFE or porn star experience. I regularly got 2 pops in one hour with them and was very sad to see those places close.

**HappyXxx** · 12-26-25 23:24

Originally Posted by Voyavoya [View Original Post]

My first though is. What if he rushes home and squeezed your spunk out of the condom. And into his wife! LOL Cheaper than a sperm bank I would think. Or even worse, they show up a few years later after finding you via DNA and demand child support! Sorry, I'm weird for thinking this! Or maybe I can turn this into a TUBI movie! LOL.

Yeah, that's a little crazy!, But good thing I didn't agree to it. LOL. The guy ended up asking if he can just listen to Kelly and I fuck and then got himself off solo and still paid the other girl her 30 minute fee without her having to do anything other than clean up his Load off the floor. Haha.

**Big In Japan** · 12-26-25 17:46

Originally Posted by Saframa [View Original Post]

Do you know what's the place name by chance?

The name of the place is 5 Star, the corner of East Colonial and Knight Ave.

**Sundvd** · 12-26-25 16:44

Originally Posted by HeretoRelax [View Original Post]

Went to Orchid before the holiday was greeted at the door by Rachel. Thought to myself Merry Christmas to me. She is stunning she took me to a room some kissing ensued and groping ensued. My god I was ready to consume her the door rang and she said hold on. Out she went and a minute later she returned. One of you other filthy mongers set an appointment with her and had the nerve to show up.

She apologized and offered me Cherry. I should have beat feet and gotten out of there. The universe was telling me to leave but alas the wasn't sure when the schedule would allow another visit. I rolled the dice and it wasn't great. It wasn't terrible her effort was there but she was very performative. Kept telling me I am very big, make her cum lots. I am by no means tiny but I am no John Holmes either. She's definitely not a GFE style, maybe I should have taken the disappointment of missing out on Rachel and had a P.S. Style session with Cherry. Either way would not repeat. Maybe she will click with you it just wasn't happening that day for me or in general.

She is very ticklish it provided for a few good moments to be fair (to be fair). A little Letter Kenny reference for you all.

Everyone that goes there wants Rachel. Same thing happened when I visited another monger showed up five minutes after me, but apparently she was he was one of her regulars. She asked me actually she told me that he was very quick and she'll be right back, 20 minutes later he was out of there and I guess after a quick five minute shower and some mouthwash she was seeing me next everything that past mongers have told you about what happens between Rachel and you no need to discuss any more or less, but she is fantastic. I would go see her again in the instant. She told me she's going to be there for a few more weeks and the more you see her the more her menu opens up to you.

**Voyavoya** · 12-26-25 14:40

Originally Posted by AmazingRoot56 [View Original Post]

How was nico ass?

I came from sophia at karma. She's a let down don't recommend.

Is Yoyo still at Lavender, short, man-mades?

**HeretoRelax** · 12-26-25 14:36

Went to Orchid before the holiday was greeted at the door by Rachel. Thought to myself Merry Christmas to me. She is stunning she took me to a room some kissing ensued and groping ensued. My god I was ready to consume her the door rang and she said hold on. Out she went and a minute later she returned. One of you other filthy mongers set an appointment with her and had the nerve to show up.

She apologized and offered me Cherry. I should have beat feet and gotten out of there. The universe was telling me to leave but alas the wasn't sure when the schedule would allow another visit. I rolled the dice and it wasn't great. It wasn't terrible her effort was there but she was very performative. Kept telling me I am very big, make her cum lots. I am by no means tiny but I am no John Holmes either. She's definitely not a GFE style, maybe I should have taken the disappointment of missing out on Rachel and had a P.S. Style session with Cherry. Either way would not repeat. Maybe she will click with you it just wasn't happening that day for me or in general.

She is very ticklish it provided for a few good moments to be fair (to be fair). A little Letter Kenny reference for you all.

**Voyavoya** · 12-26-25 14:32

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

...or out of the condom

My first though is. What if he rushes home and squeezed your spunk out of the condom. And into his wife! LOL Cheaper than a sperm bank I would think. Or even worse, they show up a few years later after finding you via DNA and demand child support! Sorry, I'm weird for thinking this! Or maybe I can turn this into a TUBI movie! LOL.

**Voyavoya** · 12-26-25 14:25

Normally when I sleepwalk I stick to the low volume, 3rd tier L3 shops but in the last 6 months the service and personnel at this tier level as really fallen off. So I've been venturing into those that are listed on this site as "Major league". I will say, this is very true. In fact, my imaginary wallet hates whomever posted that list. But. My "little brother" is very thankful! Last time, I visited The shop on Edgewater. If you know, you know. If you don't, do a wee bit of reading on this delightful site. I dreamt of Crystal. She's got a nice frame, about 5'-3", wonderful little B+ to low C cups with nipples that say that they might have fed a baby or two. I really like those well used nipples. She's got a really nice face. Her oral skills were good, she was soooo friendly. If I were less experienced I would say she was very into me. But I'm not so I'll tell you her acting skills were awesome and greatly appreciated! Kitty was tasty, tight, and wet! Is there an acronym for that? KTTW! Ha ha ha Will visit again. She said she is there till the end of the month. Merry Christmas you mongers!