Massage Parlor Reports

[Pyrolysis]

After reading this month's worth of reviews, I decided to try Abby, as I have a thing for short little spinners. I tried calling Tokyo last night using their listed number on Google, but no luck—the number wasn't accepting calls. Searching for Crystal on RubMaps yielded a different phone number, which was promptly answered. I asked the girl on the other end if Abby was working tonight and got a non-committal response that all the girls were working and to come on in. I made the drive over; there was only one other car in the parking lot.

A petite girl in her 30's answered the door, maybe 5'3"–5'4" tall, with man-made D cups. She let me know that Abby wasn't there and introduced herself as (Anu)? After pulling me into the room and getting a little handsy, I agreed to the hour. She took the payment and returned shortly. I mentioned that I'd just showered and was good to go. This is where everything went downhill.

Her English was absolutely atrocious—like laughably bad. She just kept saying "shower, shower?" Eventually, I gave in just to move things along. The shower was lackluster: just a basic body slide and quick TUMA. She seemed eager to get me out of there quickly, as another guy on a motorcycle had pulled up to the front door. On the way out of the shower, I ran into another girl in her 30's who offered to join us, but she was too thick for my taste.

We headed back to the room. I sat on the bed, and she started her BBBJ. She kept at it for a while, but she used a bit of teeth, like an inexperienced high school girl. That was fine when I was younger, but I've grown accustomed to top-tier BJ skills, and this wasn't going to make me finish. So I pulled her up for DATY. Nope—she wasn't interested at all and just asked me to fuck her in broken English. The rubber went on, and I ran her through elevated legs pile driver, missionary, standing missionary, and doggy. I could tell she was getting tired and honestly couldn't handle a hard pounding. At that point, she begged to get on top and ramped up the pace to finish me as soon as possible.

Cleanup was with a hot towel, and I asked to use the bathroom for a quick wash-up. While heading back to the room buck-ass naked, I ran into another monger hiding behind a shade in the middle of the hallway, sitting on a chair. Awkward as fuck, but hilarious. Obviously, with the girl rushing to the next customer, I didn't get my full hour's worth.

Overall, my visit to Tokyo Massage / Crystal was a total disappointment.

The girls at now closed Vinca and Sunlight in St. Pete were in their 20's, spoke passable English, had great BBBJ skills, and provided great GFE or porn star experience. I regularly got 2 pops in one hour with them and was very sad to see those places close.

[HappyXxx]

My first though is. What if he rushes home and squeezed your spunk out of the condom. And into his wife! LOL Cheaper than a sperm bank I would think. Or even worse, they show up a few years later after finding you via DNA and demand child support! Sorry, I'm weird for thinking this! Or maybe I can turn this into a TUBI movie! LOL.

Yeah, that's a little crazy!, But good thing I didn't agree to it. LOL. The guy ended up asking if he can just listen to Kelly and I fuck and then got himself off solo and still paid the other girl her 30 minute fee without her having to do anything other than clean up his Load off the floor. Haha.

[Big In Japan]

Do you know what's the place name by chance?

The name of the place is 5 Star, the corner of East Colonial and Knight Ave.

[Sundvd]

Went to Orchid before the holiday was greeted at the door by Rachel. Thought to myself Merry Christmas to me. She is stunning she took me to a room some kissing ensued and groping ensued. My god I was ready to consume her the door rang and she said hold on. Out she went and a minute later she returned. One of you other filthy mongers set an appointment with her and had the nerve to show up.

She apologized and offered me Cherry. I should have beat feet and gotten out of there. The universe was telling me to leave but alas the wasn't sure when the schedule would allow another visit. I rolled the dice and it wasn't great. It wasn't terrible her effort was there but she was very performative. Kept telling me I am very big, make her cum lots. I am by no means tiny but I am no John Holmes either. She's definitely not a GFE style, maybe I should have taken the disappointment of missing out on Rachel and had a P.S. Style session with Cherry. Either way would not repeat. Maybe she will click with you it just wasn't happening that day for me or in general.

She is very ticklish it provided for a few good moments to be fair (to be fair). A little Letter Kenny reference for you all.

Everyone that goes there wants Rachel. Same thing happened when I visited another monger showed up five minutes after me, but apparently she was he was one of her regulars. She asked me actually she told me that he was very quick and she'll be right back, 20 minutes later he was out of there and I guess after a quick five minute shower and some mouthwash she was seeing me next everything that past mongers have told you about what happens between Rachel and you no need to discuss any more or less, but she is fantastic. I would go see her again in the instant. She told me she's going to be there for a few more weeks and the more you see her the more her menu opens up to you.

[Voyavoya]

How was nico ass?

I came from sophia at karma. She's a let down don't recommend.

Is Yoyo still at Lavender, short, man-mades?

[HeretoRelax]

Went to Orchid before the holiday was greeted at the door by Rachel. Thought to myself Merry Christmas to me. She is stunning she took me to a room some kissing ensued and groping ensued. My god I was ready to consume her the door rang and she said hold on. Out she went and a minute later she returned. One of you other filthy mongers set an appointment with her and had the nerve to show up.

She apologized and offered me Cherry. I should have beat feet and gotten out of there. The universe was telling me to leave but alas the wasn't sure when the schedule would allow another visit. I rolled the dice and it wasn't great. It wasn't terrible her effort was there but she was very performative. Kept telling me I am very big, make her cum lots. I am by no means tiny but I am no John Holmes either. She's definitely not a GFE style, maybe I should have taken the disappointment of missing out on Rachel and had a P.S. Style session with Cherry. Either way would not repeat. Maybe she will click with you it just wasn't happening that day for me or in general.

She is very ticklish it provided for a few good moments to be fair (to be fair). A little Letter Kenny reference for you all.

[Voyavoya]

...or out of the condom

My first though is. What if he rushes home and squeezed your spunk out of the condom. And into his wife! LOL Cheaper than a sperm bank I would think. Or even worse, they show up a few years later after finding you via DNA and demand child support! Sorry, I'm weird for thinking this! Or maybe I can turn this into a TUBI movie! LOL.

[Voyavoya]

Normally when I sleepwalk I stick to the low volume, 3rd tier L3 shops but in the last 6 months the service and personnel at this tier level as really fallen off. So I've been venturing into those that are listed on this site as "Major league". I will say, this is very true. In fact, my imaginary wallet hates whomever posted that list. But. My "little brother" is very thankful! Last time, I visited The shop on Edgewater. If you know, you know. If you don't, do a wee bit of reading on this delightful site. I dreamt of Crystal. She's got a nice frame, about 5'-3", wonderful little B+ to low C cups with nipples that say that they might have fed a baby or two. I really like those well used nipples. She's got a really nice face. Her oral skills were good, she was soooo friendly. If I were less experienced I would say she was very into me. But I'm not so I'll tell you her acting skills were awesome and greatly appreciated! Kitty was tasty, tight, and wet! Is there an acronym for that? KTTW! Ha ha ha Will visit again. She said she is there till the end of the month. Merry Christmas you mongers!

[Saframa]

Oh yes, Jasmine is a 5 Star providerand a sweetheart to boot! Total beauty.

Do you know what's the place name by chance?

[BooBoo24]

You have a chance to check out Jasmine, very sexy vixen, cute, nice body, a cute round ass not big, but proportional, nice man-made Cs, long brown hair. Sexy girl.

Jasmine comes and goes, Tiffany will be back in January.

Oh yes, Jasmine is a 5 Star provider…and a sweetheart to boot! Total beauty.

[DCHung]

I don't know for sure, but one possibility is that they have no providers currently. They went dark once before when they had no providers. I was told by the scheduler that there were no new providers until January 1st. So that's my guess.

Just closing due to the holidays.

[HappyXxx]

I need a Men-in-Black flashy thing after reading this. What the FUCK are you pervs up to? Hahaha!

Dude, I'm laughing so fucking hard!! But Yes there's crazy shit going on sometimes. LOL.

[HappyXxx]

I don't know for sure, but one possibility is that they have no providers currently. They went dark once before when they had no providers. I was told by the scheduler that there were no new providers until January 1st. So that's my guess.

She texted me that they are down for a few days and would let me know when they're back up and running and have girls available.

[RowdyReptile]

Went to five star on E. Colonial Dr. Not too far from UCF.

Tiffany wasn't there, Jasmine was the only girl there. Sexy Malaysian.

Paid 240 upfront, and onto the table shower.

Typical table shower, but she gave a strong effort at TUMA. Flipped, she gave a strong preview of her BBJ. , hopped on my face for some 69, while I was licking her pussy had my thumb in her butt hole, she was sucking my cock and licking my balls. Had to watch it, She got me very close, I had to tap her out. Dried off and back to the room.

I got her the table with her on her knees, gave her a little TUMA treatment right back at her.

She enjoyed with her moans, licked her pussy from behind for another five minutes.

She said it was my turn now, she laid me down, and gave me more BBBJ, then rolled my legs back and gave me some aggressive TUMA, I was her *****, as she slashed me with her tongue.

She curled around and mounted my face for 69. This is when she really showed off her BBBJ skills. Holy shit, her suction and saliva was awesome. It felt so good and I decided just to ride it out with her in 69. It was that good. She went on for a good 15 minutes. , with me sucking on her clit, one finger in her pussy, the other in her asshole, and then I blew my load in her mouth. She kept on sucking it. , squeezing my balls and getting all of my cum out for another minute, as I'm squirming in ecstasy.

It was a hard cum, knocked me out. She said you filled my mouth up, baby. , too much, as she spit in the towel. She left to cleanup.

She came back in with a warm towel, clean my mouth, cock, and hands, and gave me some mouthwash.

She told me to lay on my stomach for massage. It was not busy at all. I was the only one there. , no door pinging. She gave me one of the best massages ever. An awesome deep massage. Amazing. Even better than Tiffany's. , if you can believe that. No singing though. I go to a lot of level one spas a lot just for a really good massage. , happy ending bonus points, but the main reason I go, there is for the massage. Hers is right up there with Tina's at star, Angela at Magic, and others. She got a call from a guy said he'll be there in 30 minutes. So she just took her time. I was there for about 75 minutes when I left.

You have a chance to check out Jasmine, very sexy vixen, cute, nice body, a cute round ass not big, but proportional, nice man-made Cs, long brown hair. Sexy girl.

Jasmine comes and goes, Tiffany will be back in January.

[AntBz]

I had a fantastic visit with Chloe at Venus spa. I spent an hour at Rachel's strip club (leaving a post on strip club thread) with a delightful young spinner, Meadow. As you all know, very little happens at the strip club. But the tease and connection with Meadow, the young hottie dancer had me all charged up. Next up for me was a half hour FS visit to Venus spa. Chloe is an adorable tiny Asian girl with a great look and skills. Her TS was fun and teasing with a BBBJ that almost made me pop (prior excitement at strip club probably helped). Once we got back to the room she started by kissing my nipples which is a turbo charge for me. Then the BBBJ with DT continued. I was just in a trance from the pleasure. Next she covered me up and rode me in cow girl tightening up as she hit a stride. It didn't take long and I blew in the bag. Perfect way to finish for me as I had bruised my back last week and it limited my mobility.

I think I've found my formula. An hour at Rachel's to get charged up and a half hour with Chloe to finish things. Meadow gave me the connection and tease all with English language communication and a cold beer. I left there excited and ready for release. Chloe took care of that. Nice combination that I hope to repeat.