Massage Parlor Reports

[KnotHead61]

Does anybody know where, and who is the skinniest, most petite provider around? Short, skinny. Or even a little tall, but definitely slim skinny. Thanks in advance fellas.

[Willie23]

Where is this new spot perhaps, dm please (I tried sending a dm, but your stuff is full).

New spot opens 1/1 on Culver Blvd. Table showers; nuru option. Same crew as A Wellness and Energy in the Valley.

[ThePunisher50]

Is Havana at Downey closed? Couldn't see them on my IG anymore, even the owner's solo page.

They are not appointment only as they advertised. I have walked in before and received services. With that said, three times I've tried to walk in and they were closed so maybe they are closed for good now. Anyway, they were going downhill with their astronomical demands for essentially a HJ.

[HonoluluGuy]

Got introduced to Amy the last time I was here and I had to get back here to have a session with her. Just a natural beauty that you can tell at first glance that she is genetically superior to most women in general. A little bit taller, but not tall. Perfect proportions and contours, perfect frame, amazing ass, nice female figure with hips all the way down to perfect hands and feet. Just a perfect woman. Boobs are enhanced to C size and done right and she has her hair dyed blonde and she still looks amazing. I was so infatuated with her physical attributes that we are off to the races right away. Both totally naked standing up, making out and showing each other our years of DFK skills. Stopping and smiling at each other and going oh wow. Most of these girls know how to really suck face. She pushes me onto the bed aggressively and just kisses me all the way down my body and starts sucking me with incredible saliva induced suction power that the pro Korean girls know how to do like nobody's business. Just working me and working me and at a point, I wanted to check out the undercarriage of this incredible specimen, so I had her get into 69 and she just kept working it with all kinds of variation, and I got to play with that fantastic ass and pristine pussy. Again, just a perfect specimen with a pussy that follows suit and feels incredible on your fingers and on your dick. No rush. Enjoyed tons of that and then I had her lay down so I could get her off but she's a bit sensitive so I got suited up and proceeded in sanding missionary and man. Does this girl feel good. Got her doing all the things I like and then eventually moved to regular missionary to do the good old GFE make out and bang donkey and check it all out in the mirror. She looks incredible in the mirror with her legs up and bent at 90 degrees and taking long deep strokes. Making out like crazy looking at each other just smiling, making faces, and really enjoying the Love making fest. I could do this all night and I definitely took some serious time, but I had to get this one in doggy as well because again these girls recently have these incredible asses you just do not find on Asian girls. Start hitting in doggy on the table with that ass up in the mirror and those perfect hips and that peach that I'm just bouncing off of Digging up into her her guts balls deep and she can handle that. It's just incredible. So much sensation and sensory feedback and she knows how to dirty talk and be super sultry. I just kept going with all these different doggy strokes and finally when she was about to lube up again I was cool and said go ahead and finish me with your mouth. She pulls the cover and proceeds to use that saliva induced suction mechanism that can pull golf balls through garden hoses And she edged me up so nicely to max climax and kept going and slowed down to that perfect cool down extended orgasm that makes it worth every single penny. She's fucking gorgeous. You'll be ripping through your pants just looking at this piece. Go have a round or two with her, you'll love the eye candy and all the feels.

[PriscillaM]

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https://rubrankings.com/united-state...tty-63983.html

The ad you highlight is for a gal in Santa Monica who is hot enough to make ice melt in a cadaver freezer.

She just does a handy nude for 300 - you can DM me for more information, but if she did FS I would probably need to check in to some facility.

[PriscillaM]

Westwood boulevard has become the nerve center of stinky massage parlors with cravenly looking women desperate for my cock.

My latest hangout is sky foot / tissue / Westwood / kiki massage at 125* wstwood. It is next to the nimoy theater that looks like it only plays movies that would make nick Fuentes vomit after eating Indian curry. You will not be seeing anyone wearing a make red lantern great again t shirts.

It was the day after x mas and because I really do not celebrate the birth of jesus given that I know the true history of the lad, I axed the mamasan at 125*, namely kiki, if there was any new bulgogi. She said Amy was new. I wanted to go in and see her pre-jack off, but it did not work out.

By 5 pm I was so fucken horny I was going to jerk off into the Persian pizza at glace (by the way, never go to any of those Iranian places unless they have the new s-500 anti aircraft array. There is no question that these places are developing a plutonium device that will allow Persians to double park on Westwood with impunity). I text and am welcomed in by kiki who has a face that looks like a ferret got run over by a waymo.

She lets me know that Amy is at "99" which took me sometime to figure out meant the ranch 99 market down the block. This place is classical non-assimilation urban third world market. When I grew up there are several things you did not see. First, you could not buy food on the street. I am no sociologist but from what I understand about America is that backwards people come here, and in one-two generations get to the highest strata of the society. Take my story, my parents were immigrants with almost no education. In one generation I attended two of the finest schools in California and am now in a training program at ralphs to become the deputy head of a fish counter. Not with this current round of immigration, they are apparently aspiring to sell food in the fucken street. But I digress. Second, you never saw restaurants with the dead animals strung up. Go to the ranch 99 and you will see dead ducks strung up like you are at an elks lounge. So anyhow, I get to wait in room one while Amy gets back from 99.

In the meantime I listen to kik and some detestable boomer talking in an examining room. Dude, she is as ugly as a pitbull in a fucken tutu.

Amy comes in and she could spent a little less time at 99 and more time at 24 (as in 24 hour fitness). This girl is short and fat. But her face is just about as good as any asian doing nails in the valley so I tell her 50. She kind of smelled like the 99 or something. So I am in for 45 minutes at around 525 pm. Don't worry, my number fetish is not that bad.

She starts with me covered and I tell her soft about three times. Finally she did some ball work but it was uninspired as Taylor swift eating the post taco bell ass of carrot top.

She gets a pair of hot towels and I turn over. She goes straight for my semi hard power point and she says what do you want, and on the menu is L1, L2 and L3. Or for you degens, handjob, blowjob and fucking.

I ask how much for a love making session thinking to myself I forgot my blindfold in syria. She said 300 more or 300 total, I forget. I said just give me a handjob and try not to sweat too much you fat hog.

So she starts a handjob and takes her top off to show some natural tits that were almost clinically acceptable. Her stomach has more rolls than an Armenian bakery in glendale. She works me and I am oddly hard and she is taken aback by my ability to throb my cock like I am mc hammer in parachute pants.

She is working super hard to get me over the goal line and I am thinking it probably will take a Christmas miracle. Her face is within an inch of my cock and I tell her to blow me. She makes the motion for fucking and I am like we are almost out of time here and all I want is to blow my ball oikos in your mouth. She says do not worry about the time because you are a VIP. And then she says it is 120 for a fuck. Talk about trump lowering prices, from 300 to 120 in a minute. I say bet. She had the condom already with her so I imagine she caught more free range cock than a dead hen at the 99.

She pulls down and she does have a nice Bush but her body looks like a whale beached at a kiddie pool. There is no way I want any skin contact with the great fish, I mean mammal.

I stand up and rail her. The condom is tighter than a bull's ass in fly season. I have no idea where some of these places buy their covers, but I am thinking of starting a go fund me to get them some skyns.

I plow her for five minutes or so and in hot young asian fashion she came 3 times. I was throbbing insider her mushu and she was clenching back like Uma Thurman's shitter in a gang bang.

I had her take the cover off and got her to jerk me off close enough to her face I almost gave her a chocolate cruller glazed facial.

I left pretty disgusted. I have no idea what Amy's schedule is and whether she will get on ozempic soon. But it was 120 for the tip and 50 for the door for full service not a block from Westwood and Wilshire. Go bruins.

[PriscillaM]

Where is this new spot perhaps, dm please (I tried sending a dm, but your stuff is full).

I think it is like in the 5000 block of inglewood, so like inglewood and Jefferson?

It I think is an offshoot of garden spa that abominable shithole.

[MassageTourist]

Is Havana at Downey closed? Couldn't see them on my IG anymore, even the owner's solo page.

[Mongrmongoose]

Happy holidays all, I hear a new shop opening to ring in the new year in culver, a small town with surprisingly a lot of shops. I guess they trying to stand out with 'table shower', and 'nuru' options.

Enjoy!

Where is this new spot perhaps, dm please (I tried sending a dm, but your stuff is full).

[Bobo1145]

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[Slicer4]

Happy holidays all, I hear a new shop opening to ring in the new year in culver, a small town with surprisingly a lot of shops. I guess they trying to stand out with 'table shower', and 'nuru' options.

Enjoy!

[Faceless1]

Sounds amazing, I'm heading down to Torrance on Friday. Do you think she'll still be there by then or if not do you know when her last day will be?

By the evening of 31st she be gone, and will be resting for 15 days and go down to OC I believe by the 16th of January.

[TomTomS-Shill]

Sounds amazing, I'm heading down to Torrance on Friday. Do you think she'll still be there by then or if not do you know when her last day will be?

I've heard end of the month. But girls switch up early all the time. She said it's her first time in LA and will stay next month, but unknown where yet.

[TheIronMonger99]

I read "toy" on this forum and had to check it out myself. She came into the room and my jaw nearly got the floor. It was an anime character, beautiful eyes through the big glasses. Long multi color hair extensions with Mickey Mouse ear clips holding her hair up. Just such a Vogue look I couldn't tell you what she looks like normally. Just hot.

I was in such a trance, she grabbed my hand, took one finger and pushed it right to her eye, showing the glasses had no glass, LOL. Great sensual kissing and she allowed me to kiss her face, meck, ears, and down got her big MM nipples. She squeezes my face in between them.

She put a pillow up, which usually means face up but told me to lie face down. I was not expecting a massage and it was light for just a couple minutes. Then she had her small Mary Poppins bag with all her supplies. She only wiped my butt but then she went with a cold water bath, licking with her big tongue everywhere. Ears, back, butt, down to heels. Sloppily wet. It's like you took a shower but forgot to dry your back. An amazing sensation. Then she sort of dried my whole back by sucking everywhere.

I am so glad to have gotten this massage (usually skip at TA until end, but usually out of time). Then all fours for some great RIM (cover on her tongue, which eventually doubled for a cover for the vibrator). Her big tongue was great for this, and sloppily wet as well. Out of the bag came lube and poured it and RIM some more. Then out of the bag a long double sided vibrator and told her yes. She was gentle but as I responded positively, she really dig it in deep, rotating it even though the vibration was on. She then took out a second small vibrator out of her small bag to push against my taint and balls She then went under for BBBJ while licking my butt. Oh, wow.

Then had me turned over for 69 while she continued BBBJ+fucking. I was worried about time (she wasn't) and slowly got off and her lay down for DATY. It had a good effect on her and when I switched squatting, the vibrator fell out which gave me more freedom to lick and adjust my positions. She was exhausted and we kissed while I slapped my dick on her clit and did some long rubbing P2 P to good effect (I love it when girls trust me, especially for first time, that I won't enter her raw). She really got wet but was aware enough to pull a cover out of her bag and I did her standing mish.

Finally, she pointed to her wrist (time) but allowed me to continue pounding away and DFK her. I was close and stood up and she came down, but taking that cover off was too stimulating that I started to leak and she saw that and quickly engulfed me for a satisfying BBBJCIM. I got her stand up and she pointed to her mouth and I nodded and we had a great sloppy cum swapping kiss. No rush.

Again, no rush and I helped her fix the bed. She then showed me a picture of a of a black rippled vibrator that is on order and will stay in your butt. I showed her mine and she giggled but said hers would be larger. Can't wait but don't think it will arrive before she leaves, unfortunately.

Sounds amazing, I'm heading down to Torrance on Friday. Do you think she'll still be there by then or if not do you know when her last day will be?

[TomTomS-Shill]

I read "toy" on this forum and had to check it out myself. She came into the room and my jaw nearly got the floor. It was an anime character, beautiful eyes through the big glasses. Long multi color hair extensions with Mickey Mouse ear clips holding her hair up. Just such a Vogue look I couldn't tell you what she looks like normally. Just hot.

I was in such a trance, she grabbed my hand, took one finger and pushed it right to her eye, showing the glasses had no glass, LOL. Great sensual kissing and she allowed me to kiss her face, meck, ears, and down got her big MM nipples. She squeezes my face in between them.

She put a pillow up, which usually means face up but told me to lie face down. I was not expecting a massage and it was light for just a couple minutes. Then she had her small Mary Poppins bag with all her supplies. She only wiped my butt but then she went with a cold water bath, licking with her big tongue everywhere. Ears, back, butt, down to heels. Sloppily wet. It's like you took a shower but forgot to dry your back. An amazing sensation. Then she sort of dried my whole back by sucking everywhere.

I am so glad to have gotten this massage (usually skip at TA until end, but usually out of time). Then all fours for some great RIM (cover on her tongue, which eventually doubled for a cover for the vibrator). Her big tongue was great for this, and sloppily wet as well. Out of the bag came lube and poured it and RIM some more. Then out of the bag a long double sided vibrator and told her yes. She was gentle but as I responded positively, she really dig it in deep, rotating it even though the vibration was on. She then took out a second small vibrator out of her small bag to push against my taint and balls She then went under for BBBJ while licking my butt. Oh, wow.

Then had me turned over for 69 while she continued BBBJ+fucking. I was worried about time (she wasn't) and slowly got off and her lay down for DATY. It had a good effect on her and when I switched squatting, the vibrator fell out which gave me more freedom to lick and adjust my positions. She was exhausted and we kissed while I slapped my dick on her clit and did some long rubbing P2 P to good effect (I love it when girls trust me, especially for first time, that I won't enter her raw). She really got wet but was aware enough to pull a cover out of her bag and I did her standing mish.

Finally, she pointed to her wrist (time) but allowed me to continue pounding away and DFK her. I was close and stood up and she came down, but taking that cover off was too stimulating that I started to leak and she saw that and quickly engulfed me for a satisfying BBBJCIM. I got her stand up and she pointed to her mouth and I nodded and we had a great sloppy cum swapping kiss. No rush.

Again, no rush and I helped her fix the bed. She then showed me a picture of a of a black rippled vibrator that is on order and will stay in your butt. I showed her mine and she giggled but said hers would be larger. Can't wait but don't think it will arrive before she leaves, unfortunately.