Massage Parlor Reports

**RedyFourFun** · 12-25-25 15:47

Originally Posted by TomWier [View Original Post]

The first question asked if I got BBBJ, then it said IF SO where and how much. That told me if there was no BBBJ he didn't want the other information. Just to satisfy you, though, it was. 8 house, $$ tip. As for the location, I really don't know where I was. I called the number for Nini and they came and got me. I know we went and on Tamiami out of Collier Co.

I personally agree with you Tom. I read you answer perfectly fine based on what you were asked.

**PorkSword** · 12-25-25 10:47

Originally Posted by Retired11 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any experience at Ylan in Bonita? I pass it everyday on my way home. I have tried the other AMPs in the area and have limited luck with them.

Its ok, just ok. Decent girls normally and a decent massage too. It's always been limited to L1.

Merry Christmas Ya filthy animals!! LOL.

**Retired11** · 12-25-25 08:07

Anyone have any experience at Ylan in Bonita? I pass it everyday on my way home. I have tried the other AMPs in the area and have limited luck with them.

**ThrowAway1313** · 12-25-25 01:26

Originally Posted by SwampThang7 [View Original Post]

QB; he got 1 out of 3.

Merry Christmas all.

I think by him stating it was CBJ and I asked about BBBJ he assumed I would not be interested which I am not. I don't get how anyone can get off in a bag from head. Since the answer killed what I was looking for I was satisfied with the result. Now I wish I could get your all opinion on honey bee. No one responds to that and I want to know what kind of service and damage it is. Someone said $$ for 30 mins. Those roses in Orlando got the girls tongue up your ass and near your tonsils. I am just looking for some bomb head while I am in the area not a colonoscopy.

**ShootFighter84** · 12-24-25 15:44

Went to my old stomping grounds and met with Angela, was asked to keep the details low key all I will say is all the boxes were checked and even had a surprise visit by Yaya who was cute and petite. I highly recommend. Merry Christmas.

**TomWier** · 12-24-25 14:33

Originally Posted by QuartzB [View Original Post]

No you didn't. You didn't answer the location of the spa and the damages you paid. It doesn't matter to me whether you do or not but these questions are what the other person asked and you didn't answer.

The first question asked if I got BBBJ, then it said IF SO where and how much. That told me if there was no BBBJ he didn't want the other information. Just to satisfy you, though, it was. 8 house, $$ tip. As for the location, I really don't know where I was. I called the number for Nini and they came and got me. I know we went and on Tamiami out of Collier Co.

**SwampThang7** · 12-24-25 13:28

Originally Posted by QuartzB [View Original Post]

No you didn't. You didn't answer the location of the spa and the damages you paid. It doesn't matter to me whether you do or not but these questions are what the other person asked and you didn't answer.

QB; he got 1 out of 3.

Merry Christmas all.

**QuartzB** · 12-24-25 10:03

Originally Posted by TomWier [View Original Post]

I answered as it was worded.

No you didn't. You didn't answer the location of the spa and the damages you paid. It doesn't matter to me whether you do or not but these questions are what the other person asked and you didn't answer.

**TomWier** · 12-24-25 00:56

Originally Posted by PorkSword [View Original Post]

Get ready guys, the questions get tougher in the bonus rounds!!

How hard is it to answer the actual questions that were asked? Really.

I answered as it was worded.

**PorkSword** · 12-24-25 00:12

Originally Posted by TomWier [View Original Post]

No BBJ, just CBJ.

Get ready guys, the questions get tougher in the bonus rounds!!

How hard is it to answer the actual questions that were asked? Really.

**TomWier** · 12-23-25 22:18

Originally Posted by ThrowAway1313 [View Original Post]

You get any BBBJ before the mount? If so, where is it located and what was the damage for FS.

No BBJ, just CBJ.

**ThrowAway1313** · 12-23-25 16:28

Originally Posted by TomWier [View Original Post]

I recently visited your area. My car needed an oil change so I scheduled it with the dealer. Looking at maps I noticed there was an AMP across the road so I figured that would be a good way to kill time while I wait for my car. I called them up and asked if they were open. She said they were and said she would give me directions. I told her I knew where they are, across from the car dealer. She said "Oh no. We moved". I told her my intentions of walking over from the dealer and she said they would pick me up and bring me back. When I got to the dealership I called her and sure enough they came and got me. We drove a few miles to another AMP, got a massage with really good teasing before the flip. On the flip she asked me why I wanted and I said "everything". She leans down and whispers in my ear "you know everything means you fucking me?" I assured her I knew what it meant. Clothes came off and the fun began. When we were done she took me back to get my car. I never heard of an AMP doing that before, but I sure appreciated it. Beats the hell out of sitting in the service area for 2 hours.

You get any BBBJ before the mount? If so, where is it located and what was the damage for FS.

**TomWier** · 12-23-25 09:25

I recently visited your area. My car needed an oil change so I scheduled it with the dealer. Looking at maps I noticed there was an AMP across the road so I figured that would be a good way to kill time while I wait for my car. I called them up and asked if they were open. She said they were and said she would give me directions. I told her I knew where they are, across from the car dealer. She said "Oh no. We moved". I told her my intentions of walking over from the dealer and she said they would pick me up and bring me back. When I got to the dealership I called her and sure enough they came and got me. We drove a few miles to another AMP, got a massage with really good teasing before the flip. On the flip she asked me why I wanted and I said "everything". She leans down and whispers in my ear "you know everything means you fucking me?" I assured her I knew what it meant. Clothes came off and the fun began. When we were done she took me back to get my car. I never heard of an AMP doing that before, but I sure appreciated it. Beats the hell out of sitting in the service area for 2 hours.

**ThrowAway1313** · 12-21-25 19:11

Will be in Ft Myers this weekend and was wondering what the rates are at thr Honey Bee. That Kelly looks fire

Originally Posted by TheGlider [View Original Post]

Love how the website says they don't do massages. What's the average rose count there?

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**Nienhull** · 12-19-25 16:06

Originally Posted by Retired11 [View Original Post]

I was in the Cape, so I thought I would try out the spa on Delprado north. I saw one of the Spanish girls. I did not get a name. Walked in and taken to a room. Girl spoke no English. Got undresses while she was in the room. I started to lay on my stomach and she motioned me to be on my back. The first thing she did was start stroking me with lots of oil. Tried to hurry things along. For $60 for hhr. Not worth my time and money. I will not repeat. No massage.

I was quoted (by typing on a calculator) $$60. Straight to business. Too much like a revolving door for me. Someone was in before me, two popped in and left during the 15-20 minutes that I was there, and she had another waiting in the lobby as I finished getting dressed. I felt I should have skipped the experience. Super cute little figure on her though. So there's that.