Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[MundSaba]

Damn, we knew it was too good to be true for long but I still wanted to go back there one more time.

Well, as everybody's probably heard by now, it's closed. It is possible that it could reopen under a different name with different owners. I mean if they got a license, why let it go to waste?

From what I understand, from speaking with her on the last day and from reading in other forums, a Spanish speaking (she speaks English and couldn't understand him, used a translator?) customer came in with obvious back concerns. Apparently, he left and went to the Vista emergency room and claimed he was injured there during a massage.

The girl working told me it's a common scam in different AMPs all over the country when they get injured on thier cash paying job and don't have insurance, they go to the spa and claim they got injured. Well, as I remember her massage wasn't really that strong. When she asked me "soft, medium or hard" I asked for hard. It was pretty weak, but then again she's about 60 anyways. And it couldn't have been a backwalk, that injured his back because they didn't have the ceiling bars either.

She showed me a copy of the hospital emergency room bill. This was on the last day they were open. As I remember, the injuries he claimed were as if he blew his back out somewhere. All kinds of procedures. I mean I've walked out of a massage and maybe been sore the next day or even that night but come on. Unless they walk on your back they can't really hurt you. And if you're back is that bad, you should be in therapy. Not going to an Asian massage.

Anyhow, he submitted an ER bill for almost $14,000 to the spa. They figured it was a scam. And not wanting to lose more money than they make there, they decided to close. So they're gone. United States is a big country. Seems like the logical conclusion anyhow. They won't answer the spa phone number.

[Zeuss]

I'm shocked about round lake. I was there about a month ago and it was L2 no problem.

Just to clarify, this is for the one on 120, correct?

Not Joy south on 83?

[Zeuss]

I suspect Hansville (still there) is still legit. Haven't tried, but then again, no reason to. Round lake I have partaken, and alas it is legit (although it has been a minute). Island Lake Mimi good. Spinner with all what I like. Limited L2 with a little face sit. Awkward for me because she sits on the edge of your seat. I had a sore neck. Anyway, Fox Lake is ok (L1 only) unless someone has had other. Not a fan of incomplete walls and curtains. It's hard to express oneself when everyone is within earshot. We need more options to keep the competition reasonable IMHO.

Carry on.

I'm ok with a simple old happy ending HJ. The AMP saran wrap BJ is a pathetic joke for me and, while a BBBJ may be possible, the negotiations would make it a no go LOL.

By the way, Lake Bluff I tried on a Sunday. Pulled up and called and the woman said "closed Sunday" .

Maybe advertise that if that's the policy. Haven't been back.

Anyone have an experience there?

How about Lindenhurst? Same as it was legit??

Tried Lindenhurst a couple of times, like shortly after they opened then again a while after. First time I was mildly optimistic, until the end. Second time, no hint whatsoever, so it's off my radar.

I'm shocked about round lake. I was there about a month ago and it was L2 no problem.

Thanks!

Perhaps that could be worth a look. The one time I was there, she was pleasing to the eye.

[The Banger]

Well, as everybody's probably heard by now, it's closed. It is possible that it could reopen under a different name with different owners. I mean if they got a license, why let it go to waste?

From what I understand, from speaking with her on the last day and from reading in other forums, a Spanish speaking (she speaks English and couldn't understand him, used a translator?) customer came in with obvious back concerns. Apparently, he left and went to the Vista emergency room and claimed he was injured there during a massage.

The girl working told me it's a common scam in different AMPs all over the country when they get injured on thier cash paying job and don't have insurance, they go to the spa and claim they got injured. Well, as I remember her massage wasn't really that strong. When she asked me "soft, medium or hard" I asked for hard. It was pretty weak, but then again she's about 60 anyways. And it couldn't have been a backwalk, that injured his back because they didn't have the ceiling bars either.

She showed me a copy of the hospital emergency room bill. This was on the last day they were open. As I remember, the injuries he claimed were as if he blew his back out somewhere. All kinds of procedures. I mean I've walked out of a massage and maybe been sore the next day or even that night but come on. Unless they walk on your back they can't really hurt you. And if you're back is that bad, you should be in therapy. Not going to an Asian massage.

Anyhow, he submitted an ER bill for almost $14,000 to the spa. They figured it was a scam. And not wanting to lose more money than they make there, they decided to close. So they're gone. United States is a big country. Seems like the logical conclusion anyhow. They won't answer the spa phone number.

[HankyDaPanky]

I'm shocked about round lake. I was there about a month ago and it was L2 no problem.

It was months ago since I've gone back. I sent you a PM for details. I like no clothes face sit. Is she worth it?

[Fmc73]

I suspect Hansville (still there) is still legit. Haven't tried, but then again, no reason to. Round lake I have partaken, and alas it is legit (although it has been a minute). Island Lake Mimi good. Spinner with all what I like. Limited L2 with a little face sit. Awkward for me because she sits on the edge of your seat. I had a sore neck. Anyway, Fox Lake is ok (L1 only) unless someone has had other. Not a fan of incomplete walls and curtains. It's hard to express oneself when everyone is within earshot. We need more options to keep the competition reasonable IMHO.

Carry on.

I'm shocked about round lake. I was there about a month ago and it was L2 no problem.

[HankyDaPanky]

By the way, Lake Bluff I tried on a Sunday. Pulled up and called and the woman said "closed Sunday" .

Maybe advertise that if that's the policy. Haven't been back.

Anyone have an experience there?

How about Lindenhurst? Same as it was legit??

[HankyDaPanky]

We seem to have a decent selection of options now, with Fox Lake and Island Lake, which is nice. Hopefully this helps keep the GPS in check a little bit. Anyone have any updates with the 120 places in Hainesville and Round Lake? Not sure if Hainesville is still around or not; passed Round Lake on my way to Island Lake, so I know it's still around.

I stumbled across a place in Lake Bluff, off Waukegan, south of 176, which I was curious about, but can't find the "ad" anymore. Found it while searching a number for another place.

I suspect Hansville (still there) is still legit. Haven't tried, but then again, no reason to. Round lake I have partaken, and alas it is legit (although it has been a minute). Island Lake Mimi good. Spinner with all what I like. Limited L2 with a little face sit. Awkward for me because she sits on the edge of your seat. I had a sore neck. Anyway, Fox Lake is ok (L1 only) unless someone has had other. Not a fan of incomplete walls and curtains. It's hard to express oneself when everyone is within earshot. We need more options to keep the competition reasonable IMHO.

Carry on.

[HoneyBoyWilson]

Visited Soul Mind a couple weeks ago. 40's. Ish Venezuelan with nice tits. Decent but not great massage for first 45 minutes; nothing on my hammer or gluten, no teasing. On the flip she suggests L1, I say sure and offer a couple bills, as that's all I brought in and I knew she has GPS.

She wanted 3 spins on the 'ol scale. I said just the massage is fine. Paid $80 omw for massage out and that was that.

Nothing on my HAMSTRINGS LOL. Or glutes.

[HoneyBoyWilson]

Visited Soul Mind a couple weeks ago. 40's. Ish Venezuelan with nice tits. Decent but not great massage for first 45 minutes; nothing on my hammer or gluten, no teasing. On the flip she suggests L1, I say sure and offer a couple bills, as that's all I brought in and I knew she has GPS.

She wanted 3 spins on the 'ol scale. I said just the massage is fine. Paid $80 omw for massage out and that was that.

[Zeuss]

We seem to have a decent selection of options now, with Fox Lake and Island Lake, which is nice. Hopefully this helps keep the GPS in check a little bit. Anyone have any updates with the 120 places in Hainesville and Round Lake? Not sure if Hainesville is still around or not; passed Round Lake on my way to Island Lake, so I know it's still around.

I stumbled across a place in Lake Bluff, off Waukegan, south of 176, which I was curious about, but can't find the "ad" anymore. Found it while searching a number for another place.

[Fmc73]

Elderly average? Old Bell curve? 30 to 50 is average. 50 to 70 is getting beyond the pale. Sorry to press, but if I'm in a pinch and looking to mellow out, I want to know if one of the nuns that taught me in grammar school isn't going to fail at tugging the pole.

40 ish. This sounds so bad to say, but just imagine "generic 40 yr old Asian lady" and you got it.

[HankyDaPanky]

Honestly. She was exceedingly average. Just. Idk how to describe her otherwise. Tip of the bell curve.

Elderly average? Old Bell curve? 30 to 50 is average. 50 to 70 is getting beyond the pale. Sorry to press, but if I'm in a pinch and looking to mellow out, I want to know if one of the nuns that taught me in grammar school isn't going to fail at tugging the pole.

[Fmc73]

Howdy. Last time I was at North there was an ancient provider that I couldn't get past. Do you mind offering a visual?

Honestly. She was exceedingly average. Just. Idk how to describe her otherwise. Tip of the bell curve.

[HankyDaPanky]

Figured I'd try Joy and over in Ant. I hadn't seen much but they started advertising on STG so I was hopeful. Sorta struck out. L1 only, OTC roaming. .5. Hh and. 4 tip. Massage was good, tease was different but fun. She knew what was up and used her hands on my glutes to make me grind the table. And oh boy did my cheeks get A LOT of love. It was actually pretty fun. Her L1 was solid too. Great attitude as well.

Tldr, I was hopeful, got let down, but overall didn't have a bad time.

Howdy. Last time I was at North there was an ancient provider that I couldn't get past. Do you mind offering a visual?