Massage Parlor Reports

[JoeThighsMan]

Anyone know who is at Sun this week? Think they'll be open Friday?

[BustySeeker]

I'm not into Asians and was curious if the Preston spot still has American girls or if anyplace else does.

[EdMartin]

I saw Wendy a couple of weeks ago and say May a couple of days later. Both are well worth the price of admission!!

Wendy gave me one of the best massages I have ever gotten at an AMP! Had me feeling like I was floating, L1 finish was amazing, I didn't even care about any other extras.

[UfoKentucky]

Helen is my goat, but kinda sus being back in the same spot with all the news I'm seeing.

I'd love to make a special trip up to see her, anyone else been since she returned / it reopened?

I went their last week and asked Helen. She said she is the Helen but I felt it wasn't her and trying to get me while tje other girl was busy.

Anyway I decided to choose her but wasn't feel like she is the Helen as per review here.

Can anyone please DM me how she looks like please. I realy felt she isn't Helen.

I made the mistake asking "Is Helen here?" instead "Who is working today".

[NunyaBiznesss]

Helen texted me today. Sure enough I stop by island breeze, she both her a Judy (my favorite women ever). Get me a table shower and the greatest Blow Job I have ever had. Enjoy everyone the drought is over.

Helen is my goat, but kinda sus being back in the same spot with all the news I'm seeing.

I'd love to make a special trip up to see her, anyone else been since she returned / it reopened?

[JoeThighsMan]

Should've made it more clear in my original post I don't blame you at all, I really just wanted to warn everyone how horrible my experience was. These girls are humans with good and bad days, and I'm sure with limited number of days they can take off. A day later or even a different time that day and maybe I would've written a completely different review.

Best I can figure is maybe your review has inundated her with customers and she is either trying to rush like crazy to maximize on income or it's wearing her patience thin. Either way, don't feel bad, all we can do is report what happens to us to help out the brethren.

Still bugs me, when I make a rec and others are let down. I'm in my 40's, average sized dick and a face that looks like an elbow-I hardly doubt I was getting any special treatment from her because of my looks.

Hope the next one is much better my dude!

[Seger]

A college age guy came to an ER one day with a ruptured urethra. (That required surgical repair) He had tried to stop his ejaculation by squeezing his penis tightly. It also caused his sperm to enter his bladder retrograde. Repeatedly doing this can also damage the nerves in the head of the penis.

I never had a gal do this but once at Bottoms Up a gal slapped my dick right after she sucked me off. I nearly passed out. She sucked, swallowed, laughed maniacally and slapped the shit out of my throbbing dick. Buzz kill!

I had to LOL on that one. No need for a slap shot job.

[LouRepNZ8]

The girls who dislike cum do this to minimize it. I had this done by someone once, and I asked her why she did that. She said "I hate cum! There is less of it that way!

Needless to say, I never called her again.

Been on the guide for twenty years now (this handle plus an old one) but I'm really starting to worry about adding too much details.

That said WTF is with these chicks having a death grip on your cock while you're trying to nut? I normally just go for a HJ and recently right when I'm ready to bust the girls squeeze your cock so hard it blocks the cum shot effectively ruining the entire moment. Don't these girls understand if yo you pinch off the urethra that it REALLY sucks? Fuckin hell, I'd rather just jack off. It's been a real issue lately it seems or maybe just a lot of bad luck.

[Ralphisit]

Been on the guide for twenty years now (this handle plus an old one) but I'm really starting to worry about adding too much details.

That said WTF is with these chicks having a death grip on your cock while you're trying to nut? I normally just go for a HJ and recently right when I'm ready to bust the girls squeeze your cock so hard it blocks the cum shot effectively ruining the entire moment. Don't these girls understand if yo you pinch off the urethra that it REALLY sucks? Fuckin hell, I'd rather just jack off. It's been a real issue lately it seems or maybe just a lot of bad luck.

A college age guy came to an ER one day with a ruptured urethra. (That required surgical repair) He had tried to stop his ejaculation by squeezing his penis tightly. It also caused his sperm to enter his bladder retrograde. Repeatedly doing this can also damage the nerves in the head of the penis.

I never had a gal do this but once at Bottoms Up a gal slapped my dick right after she sucked me off. I nearly passed out. She sucked, swallowed, laughed maniacally and slapped the shit out of my throbbing dick. Buzz kill!

[JimBraddock]

What the hel? I feel like I need to give you a refund. I don't recommend girls unless they are top notch, which CK was with me.

I'm not sure what the hell happened with you and her. Sorry dude!

Should've made it more clear in my original post I don't blame you at all, I really just wanted to warn everyone how horrible my experience was. These girls are humans with good and bad days, and I'm sure with limited number of days they can take off. A day later or even a different time that day and maybe I would've written a completely different review.

Best I can figure is maybe your review has inundated her with customers and she is either trying to rush like crazy to maximize on income or it's wearing her patience thin. Either way, don't feel bad, all we can do is report what happens to us to help out the brethren.

[JoeThighsMan]

Been on the guide for twenty years now (this handle plus an old one) but I'm really starting to worry about adding too much details.

That said WTF is with these chicks having a death grip on your cock while you're trying to nut? I normally just go for a HJ and recently right when I'm ready to bust the girls squeeze your cock so hard it blocks the cum shot effectively ruining the entire moment. Don't these girls understand if yo you pinch off the urethra that it REALLY sucks? Fuckin hell, I'd rather just jack off. It's been a real issue lately it seems or maybe just a lot of bad luck.

Less clean up is my guess. If you take some home, its less they have to clean off the walls, ceiling, bed, themselves, etc.

[WC2000]

Been on the guide for twenty years now (this handle plus an old one) but I'm really starting to worry about adding too much details.

That said WTF is with these chicks having a death grip on your cock while you're trying to nut? I normally just go for a HJ and recently right when I'm ready to bust the girls squeeze your cock so hard it blocks the cum shot effectively ruining the entire moment. Don't these girls understand if yo you pinch off the urethra that it REALLY sucks? Fuckin hell, I'd rather just jack off. It's been a real issue lately it seems or maybe just a lot of bad luck.

[JoeThighsMan]

Followed your recommendation and saw CK a couple days ago. I had my worst spa experience since the holocaust-thin Corydon lady me and Two Nutts both suffered through in 2023.

Door answered by a girl I wish I had gone with, sexy C-titted shorter girl. Asked for CK, paid for an hour, got put in a room waiting for 30 minutes, but I was cool with this part and didn't mind waiting. CK finally shows up, seems a bit off and not the usual upbeat lovable girls like I've had at Eva's, Energy, and Corydon. Get to table shower, she stands as far away as possible, but gave a pretty good wash overall with special attention to washing my hands and good attention paid to ass and cock.

Sauna for a few minutes, then back to the room. She asks if I want a massage, and I said massage after. I offer 120 for blowjob, she starts to get an attitude rather than simply saying she wants more. At this point I stupidly just upgrade to FS for 160..

What the hel? I feel like I need to give you a refund. I don't recommend girls unless they are top notch, which CK was with me.

I'm not sure what the hell happened with you and her. Sorry dude!

[JimBraddock]

Treat yourself and go see CK at Sun. I saw her this past week, and recommend her if you like big tits, spunky personality and athletic, fit Vietnamese women.

Followed your recommendation and saw CK a couple days ago. I had my worst spa experience since the holocaust-thin Corydon lady me and Two Nutts both suffered through in 2023.

Door answered by a girl I wish I had gone with, sexy C-titted shorter girl. Asked for CK, paid for an hour, got put in a room waiting for 30 minutes, but I was cool with this part and didn't mind waiting. CK finally shows up, seems a bit off and not the usual upbeat lovable girls like I've had at Eva's, Energy, and Corydon. Get to table shower, she stands as far away as possible, but gave a pretty good wash overall with special attention to washing my hands and good attention paid to ass and cock.

Sauna for a few minutes, then back to the room. She asks if I want a massage, and I said massage after. I offer 120 for blowjob, she starts to get an attitude rather than simply saying she wants more. At this point I stupidly just upgrade to FS for 160.

She leaves and comes back, spends 20 seconds sucking my nipples then puts condom on with her mouth and asks if I am ready to fuck her. While I'm barely half-mast. I kindly ask her to climb on the mattress and let me suck / play with her nips, just kinda get warmed up. She starts huffing and mumbling with a shitty tone. I gently guide her up so I can suck on her nipples and she starts saying gentle over and over before I even start. I'm super gentle but she keeps pulling away and trying to rush. I try, in a friendly way, to again get her to just lay down with me so we can reset the mood and she sighs SO heavily I swear you could hear it outside, then sits with her legs clamped tight on the edge of the bed. I try to play with her but she doesn't want any hands near her pussy (why wash my hands so much? She offers to let me touch the outside of her pussy if I give up BJ / FS and let her keep the 160. Like what the fuck?

I'll stop with the details because I'm getting pissed again and just say that I ended up getting 20 minutes in the actual massage room and her attitude was so fucking poor that I ended up just letting her jerk me off after she "misunderstood" and removed the condom then refused to get more. Never actually fucked, had a couple of minutes of CBJ, and when I finally did manage to start cumming she immediately stopped sucking my nipple and quit jerking me after a single squirt leaving me backed up. I was pissed, got dressed and left rather than suffer through whatever bullshit she would call a massage if it were even going to happen at all.

To each their own, but I could not have been more unhappy walking out of Suns. Fuck, I was less angry the time those two hillbillies tried to rob me in Austin. Should've pulled a Two Nutts and asked to see the mamasan. Out over $200 and I would've had a better time watching Asian porn at home and jerking my own dick. IMO run, don't walk, away from CK.

Just to be clear, I'm a super friendly guy who gets along with EVERYONE (but CK), showered just before arriving, and have great experiences at spas all the time.

[EasyLivin]

Attention that used to keep places busy and girls around is now putting a target on their backs.