Massage Parlor Reports

[DrTraveler]

I adore Joey! I've seen her several times and I usually don't repeat. She's sweet and fun and passionate and naughty.

Also, KrDoggy, clear out your old messages!

[HouseFriedRice]

Damn, nothing? Leaving my friends house in an hour. Could really use a suggestion. I know guys want to keep their regular things somewhat secret but isn't this the whole page about helping the homies out? Just need something not too far off the path from Woodinville to maple valley. Renton would be ideal.

There's plenty on this forum, and you asked super last minute. There's a delay between submitting a post and when it actually gets posted.

[MeridianTime]

I was at Blue Jade last Tuesday with Yummi. The session was really good until a fire marshal showed up to do an inspection. From the security monitor he looked like a police officer so I quickly got dressed and ready to leave quickly. Thankfully it was just a fire marshal but it did scare me a little bit to be honest. I guess it's the chance we take for the experience. I am addicted to the hobby so I will carry on.

[HifiMan]

In one ear and out the other. No money, no honey. Hahaha. I don't believe half the shit these girls tell me as I'm most definitely sure they tell everyone the same thing.

I'm second to that. Or whatever you like to hear and make you feel like a cash king. Remember King of cash don't get real about it hahaha.

[Taycation]

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[JackOat11]

Looks like I might have accidentally broken a rule with a previous post as it didn't get posted. Hoping one of you cool kids can share with me an "open minded" location between woodinville and maple valley tonight. It's my last chance before I head back to the wasteland that is Saint Louis and this is the only 2 hour period I could escape the family. I miss Seattle so much but it has changed. Not a big fan of latex but that's not a dealbreaker either. Feel free to DM me if the board won't appreciate this post. If anyone has to come out to Saint Louis sometime I will gladly connect you to "wonderful days".

Thank you legends in advance.

Damn, nothing? Leaving my friends house in an hour. Could really use a suggestion. I know guys want to keep their regular things somewhat secret but isn't this the whole page about helping the homies out? Just need something not too far off the path from Woodinville to maple valley. Renton would be ideal.

[JackOat11]

Blue Jade not far either but I think of it as "Central", along with Renton and JM in Georgetown.

Looks like I might have accidentally broken a rule with a previous post as it didn't get posted. Hoping one of you cool kids can share with me an "open minded" location between woodinville and maple valley tonight. It's my last chance before I head back to the wasteland that is Saint Louis and this is the only 2 hour period I could escape the family. I miss Seattle so much but it has changed. Not a big fan of latex but that's not a dealbreaker either. Feel free to DM me if the board won't appreciate this post. If anyone has to come out to Saint Louis sometime I will gladly connect you to "wonderful days".

Thank you legends in advance.

[JackOat11]

Gents,

This is a selfish post but if you ever get to Saint Louis DM me and I can hook you up with our extremely limited options there.

I've got a very limited time schedule away from the family. Will have a about an hour on my "way back " from Woodinville to maple valley. I need to sample a tight spinner Asian since we are lacking in St. Louis. I leave tomorrow. Please help me. Somewhere along that path I would love to find a hottie to give me the Seattle experience. BBFS is preferred but I can live with CFS if I have to as long as she's hot and tight. A reply here would be great or a DM as well. I've got 3 hours to figure it out. Thanks in advance.

[Member #7059]

Exactly! Shit. No lie man, today I had a girl tell me I was number number number one. Yeah, that's right 3 so it must be true. LOL and even gave me a thumbs up! Now I didn't believe her after the first three number ones, but as soon as she gave me the thumbs up, I knew she was telling me the truth. And she told me I was so strong so I know I have to be the strongest man out there because there's no way she's telling everyone that. Haha.

You are so funny dude! Exactly. Well I think we beat this horse dead. Now go out there and Monger on! I already got my next victim on my crosshairs for tonight. Or tomorrow night. I usually don't do reviews but I'm having fun so far so I might report back. Stay tuned. Hahaha.

[HappyXxx]

Just don't let them call you Lao Gong. Then you are a goner. No more massage, expensive gifts expected, sex gets more rote, can't see other women. I have yet to understand the upside.

That's pretty funny, yeah once they call you that which for those of you who don't know what that means (HUSBAND) then it's over from there. But if they call you shenjingbing or Shabi then you have nothing to worry about. Lmao.

[Mayoigo86]

In one ear and out the other. No money, no honey. Hahaha. I don't believe half the shit these girls tell me as I'm most definitely sure they tell everyone the same thing.

Exactly! Shit. No lie man, today I had a girl tell me I was number number number one. Yeah, that's right 3 so it must be true. LOL and even gave me a thumbs up! Now I didn't believe her after the first three number ones, but as soon as she gave me the thumbs up, I knew she was telling me the truth. And she told me I was so strong so I know I have to be the strongest man out there because there's no way she's telling everyone that. Haha.

[Member #7059]

Just don't let them call you Lao Gong. Then you are a goner. No more massage, expensive gifts expected, sex gets more rote, can't see other women. I have yet to understand the upside.

The girls who want to be my girlfriend, want me to see just them. No way Jose, I'm not going to just see you while you get slammed by a bunch of dudes. So sorry, homie don't play that. I reject them but they keep asking me to give them the D2 K pounding special. Hahaha. Of course, money talks and BS walks. No money no honey mentality all the way!

[KrDoggy]

Just don't let them call you Lao Gong. Then you are a goner. No more massage, expensive gifts expected, sex gets more rote, can't see other women. I have yet to understand the upside.

In one ear and out the other. No money, no honey. Hahaha. I don't believe half the shit these girls tell me as I'm most definitely sure they tell everyone the same thing.

[Member #7059]

Well, another good review for Kelly and although they can't all be ATF it sounds like she was pretty damn good. I'm still thinking about my last session with that girl! Like you said that body is insane and not a tighter box out there

Oh, I hope this doesn't hurt any feelings, but remember we are all handsome, and we are all Superman and all number one. LOL. Every one of us are! As long as you're pulling that green out of your pocket, you will always remain the best, the most handsome, and number one. Haha.

Try not tipping them good or haggling on the price and see how handsome you are next time you go inlol

In one ear and out the other. No money, no honey. Hahaha. I don't believe half the shit these girls tell me as I'm most definitely sure they tell everyone the same thing.

[Mayoigo86]

So, after reading all the great reviews on Kelly, I decided to put her skills and reviews to the test. Angela and Blue were great and are Mega-Superstars. The best of the superstars, I've been mongering for over 30 years, believe me I know what I'm talking about. I can't wait till Angela gets back this month as you all already know. Angela will be back before the end of this month and work all month in January unless all of you don't keep her busy is what she told me. Now Kelly, she did provide good service, but it wasn't great like her reviews claimed at least not in my session.

So, I get there to my appointment and it seems I'm the only soul present late at night. Chloe opened the door, and she was pretty, but I wouldn't call her beautiful. She asks who I'm there to see, and I ask what's her name. As I don't want to get the old switcheroo routine. She tells me her name is Chloe, so I say I'm here for Kelly. She calls for Kelly who is apparently in the girl's lounge relaxing. I ask to use the bathroom as I had a long drive getting to the shop, and as I pass to use the bathroom, I see Kelly in the girls' lounge. Wow, the quick glimpse of Kelly was as described in her reviews. She was beautiful.

So, I come out the bathroom, and Kelly is waiting in the hallway and guides me to the room. Once in the room, I get a better look at her and she is beautiful. Drop dead gorgeous. I'm in love boys. Hahaha. I would say that she almost looks like Sarah, who is supposedly Rachel / Fia's sister. She spoke English very well which I was surprised, and she was also friendly. I give her the donation, and she leaves the room. I get undressed and lay on the table facing up with the pillow underneath my head as usual. I don't play around as I'm ready to take this gorgeous girl to pound town. She returns and her clothes come off, and she has a fit body with a very firm plumpy ass which I did like a lot and kept grabbing. Holy guacamole Batman, I couldn't keep my hands and eyes off her round and firm ass. I mean it wasn't huge, but it was nice and round and firm. I was just mesmerized how fit and firm her whole body was, especially her ass. I get up and start kissing and grabbing her tits which felt natural to me. Not too big but just right. I keep grabbing that plumpy and firm ass of hers, I just couldn't get enough. Damn I love her ass. After a while I lay on the table and just want her to show me some love. She gets on top me and we start DFK, and I keep grabbing that delicious ass of hers. She moves to kissing and licking my nipples which I always enjoy when girls do it. She then goes down on me and starts to give me an amazing BBBJ. Wow boys, you are in for a treat. She just kept looking at me with those large seductive eyes as she slurped my cock from top to bottom and sucked it. She was just driving me insane with her stare, and she just wouldn't stop giving me eye contact with those beautiful eyes of hers. She wouldn't look away as she just slurped and sucked my little man thoroughly from top to bottom, and I just kept telling her how beautiful she was to relieve the awkwardness of her nonstop stare. She either liked me a lot or she looks at every dude with those beautiful eyes nonstop while she sucks cock. Not to toot my own horn, but a lot of girls tell me I'm very handsome, I'm sure they tell everyone that. Hahaha. I'm incline to think she stares at everyone while she sucks them off. She then gave me Russian even though her tits aren't that big. After a while, I asked her to lay down on the table. I started to DFK her and slowly moved down to her breasts and sucked them for a bit. She asked me if I liked her tits, and I said yes. I then moved to give her DATY for a few minutes. However, during DATY, I looked up, and she was looking to the side and seemed bored which made me lose my boner as I ate her out. She did moan as I licked her kitty but I'm not sure if they were real moans or fake moans. I honestly don't know. I was so turned off that I asked for 69, so I could get my boner again. We eat each other out for a few minutes, and we are both moaning with pleasure. Well, I'm ready for the main event at this point as my cock is hard again and ready for action. She goes and gets the condom and puts in on, and I take a quick look at the clock, and we are 30 minutes in on foreplay. Holy fuck, that was a lot of sucking, licking, and DFK without me popping. I ask her to fuck me, and she goes RCG in a very sensual way which is good, but I like a good pounding myself. Hahaha. After a while, she asks me to fuck her. I have her get missionary, and I jackhammered her to the floor with a hard and fast pounding. I put her feet to shoulders, and I continue the pounding blitz until she tilted her head and let out a loud moan. I then transitioned to K9 and continued the pounding. I then had her go standing K9, and I pounded away with a fury. I kept looking and grabbing her firm and plumpy ass as I saw my cock go in and out of her. She kept moaning with delight as I pounded away. My stamina was fading, and I was sweating and out of breath, but I continued to pound her as I wanted to nut in this position. However, I realized I just wasn't going to be able to, so I asked for a BBBJTC. She got in between my legs, and she sucked and slurped away while she looked at me with those beautiful eyes of hers. I still couldn't come, so I had her get on the side of the bed so I could play with her kitty while she sucked me. Then I told her to suck my nuts as I jerked off as the visual of her sucking my nut sack really over stimulates me. She told me, I want you to come in my mouth. By gosh, you don't have to tell me twice. Yes ma'am. Hahaha. After a few minutes of jerking my cock and seeing her mouth sucking my nuts and me playing with her kitty, I finally felt the coming feeling and told her I was coming to which she immediately put my cock in her mouth and sucked away until I came in her mouth. She kept sucking until she drained me. I look at the clock and holy shit, we are 55 minutes in. I only have 5 minutes left on the session. I apologized for taking so long, and she said it was okay and that the timing was just right because we finished right before the hour. Well, she must have enjoyed our session for her to say that I guess? As she cleaned me up, she said she orgasmed 3 times while I only orgasmed once and called me Superman for lasting so long. Hahaha. I asked her if she had swallowed my juice and she said yes. However, then she said she was just joking around so I'm not sure if she did or not.

Well, time was up so I got dressed quickly and she walked me to the door. There you have it boys. Did she do a good job? Yeah, she got me to nut and did everything I asked her to do, however, she just seemed bored and kept looking at the time sometimes. I'm not sure if I would repeat as I live too far from this shop. Or maybe, I will give her a second chance as she was so beautiful and so fit. Did I mention I'm in love. Hahaha. Of course, your experience might be different but definitely too much hype for Kelly because she didn't pass the test of the glamorous reviews in my session at least in my opinion and experience banging girls that have reached superstar level status in Seattle with all you dudes.

Kelly's final grade: D2 K Grade B Certified. Good but not great in my opinion compared to Angela and Blue who worked at the Q shop. I would probably repeat because she is so gorgeous and sexy, but I'm not dying to go see her like I am with the ATF's around the Seattle area.

Well, another good review for Kelly and although they can't all be ATF it sounds like she was pretty damn good. I'm still thinking about my last session with that girl! Like you said that body is insane and not a tighter box out there

Oh, I hope this doesn't hurt any feelings, but remember we are all handsome, and we are all Superman and all number one. LOL. Every one of us are! As long as you're pulling that green out of your pocket, you will always remain the best, the most handsome, and number one. Haha.

Try not tipping them good or haggling on the price and see how handsome you are next time you go in…lol