Escort Reports

[FeedEmNutz]

My ad would look something like this:

Looking for an attractive open minded woman looking to have adult fun.

Rates:

QV - $ or so depending on the vibe, attractiveness, cleanliness, neediness, being coherent, drama and your text timeliness and ability to show up on time. I take care of those that take care of me take that for what its worth.

HH. No need to discuss until we've made it successfully through 15 minutes together.

H. if we are spending an hour together there is no need to be discussing donations.

Rules:

- no BBBJCIM no date. My g / f didn't like to take it up the #2 or swallow which is why she's single now and I'm calling you. If health is a that much of a concern I'd suggest a change of profession.

- NO GPS. If you think you are so hot that 15-30 minutes of your time equates to my monthly grocery expenses. Let's both keep moving in different directions. Pssst you'll do better w / regulars but no doubt that golden goose is out there. Find him.

- If your time equates to that of a high priced defense attorney I'd rather have the defense attorney on retainer.

- I'm 100 percent not donating for your time. We are both firing for effect here. Let's all keep it 100.

- I'm not sending a photo to your "employment line" - just google your number and this should make sense without further discussion. If it doesn't then we should probably end this conversation now.

- Deposit? Huh. Not even worth discussing.

- If you have a "driver" - leave him (even if you tell me its a her) at home. I have lots of friends. I don't drive any of them around all hours of the day. If transpo is an issue lets work it out another way.

- if you psycho dial or text me 8-12 hours after initial contact. I've probably moved on. Oh yea. I also have a job that doesn't have the entrepreneurial flexibility that yours does. Please work with me.

- TEXT! If me not answering the phone unless we've talked about a call annoys or it makes me suspect. Ummm. Yea. Just TEXT.

Ohhhh. Lot's of reading and rules. Yea I know it sucks but "I'm just trying to keep both of us safe".

Let's meet up and have fun. If not no problem we can try another time. Your "roommate" just texted me anyway and agreed to do everything we know you do but your ad says you wouldn't.

- Happy Holidays.

[DanDizzles78]

Yeah, fucking blows. Was ready to try that ass. Her bond is only $50. I'm surprised none of her people have gone to get her yet.

Thought she had no bond.

[StpaMonger]

I don't mind girls having rules, safety boundaries etc or even the younger ones getting a GPS love bite. But as a post said about a month ago, there's a disappointing increase in ads like that, where total bridge trolls are saying "150 qv no BBBJ no cim no GFE no msog" like Jesus christ ill go to a bar and go let my beer goggles get me one for free or at least a lower bar tab and she'll have less attitude.

I'll scroll through posts and consistently she is spewing some bull sierra about the hoops new clients must jump through in order to meet up with her fat meh ass. I've never met or spoken to her but the way she presents herself exemplifies everything I hate about the game.

Like this broad has GPS? Really?

I can only pray that it wasn't any of you that contributed to the unflattering arrogance exhibited daily by this broad. But I know better.

In a tough economy the fact she makes a living should give everyone hope that they have a chance.

Monger on.

[Smitty Qbert]

I'll scroll through posts and consistently she is spewing some bull sierra about the hoops new clients must jump through in order to meet up with her fat meh ass. I've never met or spoken to her but the way she presents herself exemplifies everything I hate about the game.

Like this broad has GPS? Really?

I can only pray that it wasn't any of you that contributed to the unflattering arrogance exhibited daily by this broad. But I know better.

In a tough economy the fact she makes a living should give everyone hope that they have a chance.

Monger on.

I see her ads all the time and she keeps saying that she is out of the business but then keeps posting. And then she keeps saying that she's not going to do an incall unless somebody pays.

[FeedEmNutz]

I'll scroll through posts and consistently she is spewing some bull sierra about the hoops new clients must jump through in order to meet up with her fat meh ass. I've never met or spoken to her but the way she presents herself exemplifies everything I hate about the game.

Like this broad has GPS? Really?

I can only pray that it wasn't any of you that contributed to the unflattering arrogance exhibited daily by this broad. But I know better.

In a tough economy the fact she makes a living should give everyone hope that they have a chance.

Monger on.

[LittlePapi69]

Someone was asking about Carissa recently.

Was popped today for solicitation.

Yeah, fucking blows. Was ready to try that ass. Her bond is only $50. I'm surprised none of her people have gone to get her yet.

[JakeSteed1838]

Had a TPD number came up on my textnow number this happen to anyone else recently. No message just a missed call.

Scammers can spoof their # to give you a heart attack. Scared the piss out of me the first time it happened a couple years ago. Now I laugh. It's always fake, man.

Juat ignore.

[RealFireFish1]

Had a TPD number came up on my textnow number this happen to anyone else recently. No message just a missed call.

[PromasterFun86]

Visited this one recently, all real, nice personality, clean, attractive, no plastic and lots of jiggle when bent, in town till the 22nd, first time here and $100 QV.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/198612778#.

Told her I'd give her a review on her, would see again and recommend, have at it fellas and show her love.

[OneNice5]

Gents. Nice dream and easy set up via text-she may be back in Orlando now, but enjoyed our meeting. Latin MILF, attractive, and GFE Lite. Reasonable rates for different meetings -hope to visits again.

Clean, professional and after warming up- gets into it. Those pics are real and accurate- have fun and be well- https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/o...scorts/2874929.

[Smitty Qbert]

Saw a new ad yesterday with a Westshore location.

Westshore Blvd does hit gandy if I'm not mistaken.

[Rub101]

Saw her crossing the street on gandy right under the bridge before you head to st pete (gandy and westshore I belive?) I recognized her via the hair and had time to make sure as I hit the light. She looks. Haggard. Definitely looked like a SW quite honestly. I know she was always critiqued for some sagging here and there (rightly or wrongly) but man maybe she just got up no makeup etc but looked rough.

Saw a new ad yesterday with a Westshore location.

[CmpFlorida]

I reached out to her, quoted me $. 20 qv, if I can't find any bigger booties by Friday, I'll settle with her, cause she's a cutie.

I've been eyeing her too. Did you end up seeing her?

[JFK2016]

She is technically in Pinellas county but very close to the Howard franklin bridge so easy to get to for the Hillsboro county folk.

She is a hot gal 5 ft 7 in, slim, nice rack, very nice kitty and booty.

She is not able to post on any of the sites so I will post here. Every time I have seen her she has been wonderful. Very open menu.

If you are interested PM me. I am seeing if she is ok for me to embed her digits inside the post.

[BobXX99]

Kristi is a legit porn star with a better body than most girls half her age. For $350 you can get a PSE qv and watch her film your load dripping out of her.

Exactly. She's a 48 year old with a body that a 24 year old would kill for, plus she has incredible skills. Easily one of the best I've been with. Pricey, yes, but worth it. I'll take her over a provider half her age any day of the week.