Massage Parlor Reports

[Manager9]

I don't come here to complain, more to share great experiences so that others can enjoy. That said, I'm getting more willing to share negative stuff because it tends to result in quick action at the kind of quality shops I frequent.

100% agree the Shanghai / Brisa team is top of the heap, just a fun group to interact with too. Any business is a constant fight though, so they have to stay on their toes.

I cautiously go to the busy shops to see incredible girls like Kelly, Angela, Chanel, Irene. Just try to go a less busy time and make clear I don't like to wait or be shorted. (easy right?)

Always have to be ready to walk. There is always a girl at another shop I really need to see.

LOL feel free to post whatever but I feel like sharing all experiences makes it better for everyone. You have filled in the gap that was created when Aussie was banned. He used to write long ass stories and I am pretty sure that he has a different account now because Asian puss addiction is stronger than crack and hard to let go.

[CSnow]

I used to be a regular here. Last month, I saw a bunch of good reviews on q massage and visited many times to see kiki and jocelyn. I made an appointment with the manager to see kiki. While she was giving me a BJ, she knocked and asked if we just started. I started getting mad when we were in the main event doing missionary, the manager opens the door and asks kiki if she was almost done yet. She said hey I need a room. There's a lot of customers waiting. Seems like Kiki didn't care and I just took my time. We pay our hard earned money to see these girls and we shouldn't get thrown out after 20 minutes.

Can't believe the manager did that. I didn't see the manager / MMS while I was there. To be fair, I was offered massage afterwards. I just couldn't believe how quickly the play was over considering I paid $300 and how underwhelming the finish was, basically an attempted rush HJ finish.

[CSnow]

I don't come here to complain, more to share great experiences so that others can enjoy. That said, I'm getting more willing to share negative stuff because it tends to result in quick action at the kind of quality shops I frequent.

100% agree the Shanghai / Brisa team is top of the heap, just a fun group to interact with too. Any business is a constant fight though, so they have to stay on their toes.

I cautiously go to the busy shops to see incredible girls like Kelly, Angela, Chanel, Irene. Just try to go a less busy time and make clear I don't like to wait or be shorted. (easy right?)

Always have to be ready to walk. There is always a girl at another shop I really need to see.

Agreed, I prefer to write glowing reviews and share good experiences. But yeah, I feel that sharing bad ones can improve service and give them more business as a result. I'm not the guy that will start yelling at the girl in a room for something I didn't like (unless I was bait & switched like happened on King a bit ago), but I let the manager know afterwards and write a review.

Need to visit Shanghai I guess. Been to Brisa only ones with DATY loving Sophia, I think I'm overdue another visit. Didn't realize ya'll were talking about it in the Tacoma forum. Sounds like Vietnamese girl is a hit.

Thank you for sharing the good reviews as well, I'm using them to fill out my TDL LOL.

[Ampking69]

Ampking is the problem with his extreme porn stories LOL.

Those weren't extreme nor stories. LOL.

Y+T was probably the best duo I've experienced to-date.

[HappyXxx]

Well I finally arrived and there are just way too many good reviews on Q to not go there, can't wait to see Kelly and really look forward to seeing Chloe who's working with her. It's so damn cold here compared to Florida. LOL.

[KrDoggy]

I don't come here to complain, more to share great experiences so that others can enjoy. That said, I'm getting more willing to share negative stuff because it tends to result in quick action at the kind of quality shops I frequent.

100% agree the Shanghai / Brisa team is top of the heap, just a fun group to interact with too. Any business is a constant fight though, so they have to stay on their toes.

I cautiously go to the busy shops to see incredible girls like Kelly, Angela, Chanel, Irene. Just try to go a less busy time and make clear I don't like to wait or be shorted. (easy right?)

Always have to be ready to walk. There is always a girl at another shop I really need to see.

I do share negative experiences but most don't because of all the reasons in one of my previous posts. That being said, Q is a hit or miss based on traffic. I have been disappointed there 3 times but my time with some girls like Angela and Kelly kind of balance it out. No one beats Shanghai MMS. She is the best (literally) at appointments, making sure girls don't rush and quality, in general.

[Kjunwing]

This is why I told Kelly that writing a good review for her is not a good idea because the moment this place is busy, you are just an ATM. Even if you are a regular, they will throw you out in 20 minutes because 1 girl rotates in 2 weeks here so she has enough customers to disappoint without consequences. Kelly is good if the place is not busy but it usually is. We saw a bunch of glowing reviews after I wrote mine and the place was an assembly line of mongers. Also, never duo here because they only have 2 girls working. If the bell rings, 1 girl will 100% leave and come back for 5-10 minutes and attend another monger.

I used to be a regular here. Last month, I saw a bunch of good reviews on q massage and visited many times to see kiki and jocelyn. I made an appointment with the manager to see kiki. While she was giving me a BJ, she knocked and asked if we just started. I started getting mad when we were in the main event doing missionary, the manager opens the door and asks kiki if she was almost done yet. She said hey I need a room. There's a lot of customers waiting. Seems like Kiki didn't care and I just took my time. We pay our hard earned money to see these girls and we shouldn't get thrown out after 20 minutes.

[Manager9]

I don't advocate not posting good reviews when you have good experiences. How would we know who we should see? I appreciated your review, thank you for sharing.

However, guys with bad experiences should share as well to balance it out and set realistic expectations. If nothing else, I hope my less than stellar review will help to improve the service. I did tell the manager about the review and he / she promised to 'remind the girls'.

I do hope hot girls providing good service will make good money here in Seattle area and will keep coming back bringing their hot friends and relatives with them, LOL.

I do share negative experiences but most don't because of all the reasons in one of my previous posts. That being said, Q is a hit or miss based on traffic. I have been disappointed there 3 times but my time with some girls like Angela and Kelly kind of balance it out. No one beats Shanghai MMS. She is the best (literally) at appointments, making sure girls don't rush and quality, in general.

[Manager9]

Sorry to hear this. I'm seen Kelly twice (as Bella) and she is so awesome, but I think I will skip this rotation. Will be back for Angela in Jan, but it will be 1-1 and we'll have an understanding on time first.

Just dipping your wick in two pussies does not a great experience make. Agree to just be leery of duos.

Ampking is the problem with his extreme porn stories LOL.

I texted her today to confirm it. I saw her weekly (sometimes more) when she was here. Can't wait for that all enhanced fuck doll to be back so I can start my new year with empty balls and empty wallet.

[StuntDriver]

Liya Spa in Kirkland. Was freestyling and decided why not. Found tiny adorable Chloe. If the shop had been FS I would have jumped at the chance with Chloe. Short, very pretty face, late 20's, and I can tell she is hiding an absolutely banging body under her conservative clothes.

But when I asked, I was told they only offer "5 girls massage" there. I was confused. Then she held up her hand showing five fingers. I laughed. Her English was great so I was able to explain we have a similar phrase in English called "Hannah and her five sisters. " So I was content today with a supremely relaxing massage with a skillful non-rushed and teased to eruption finish. I probably don't appreciate those enough since migrating to mostly FS visits.

The place was on Market street in Kirkland in the 800 block. Little standalone house. Cute tiny shop with a cute tiny girl.

[KrDoggy]

I seem to be having luck with Helens, JM MMS sent me a pic that was pretty useless, but when I got to JM and met Helen I was delighted, she was much better than the cartoonish pic. That is because Helen is Kelly from Brisa's last month megastar lineup. (so confusing with the name changes). I had her on my repeat list and did not get back to her, so now was my chance.

She is a remarkably beautiful woman with long dark hair, lovely face, incredible dark eyes, a slim figure and large breasts. Maybe mid-30's. She remembered me too and we both grinned. At JM she could try some new stuff so she encouraged me to do the table shower (not typical for me) and man, am I glad. She has added breasts massaging feet, toe sucking, and very thorough TUMA to her bag of tricks. None of it my usual stuff, but all very pleasurable.

Had BBBJ in the shower room and again in the massage room, she is very aggressive on that. I worked her over thoroughly as well, great standing mish, pounding ACG, and doggy for the win. Just a fantastic looking woman with very strong services. We gave each other massages after. Tip of the hat to Shogun.

Helen is a worthy replacement for Summer for the remainder of the month. In Jan Chanel is back (yay!) with some new talent.

[CSnow]

This is why I told Kelly that writing a good review for her is not a good idea because the moment this place is busy, you are just an ATM. Even if you are a regular, they will throw you out in 20 minutes because 1 girl rotates in 2 weeks here so she has enough customers to disappoint without consequences. Kelly is good if the place is not busy but it usually is. We saw a bunch of glowing reviews after I wrote mine and the place was an assembly line of mongers. Also, never duo here because they only have 2 girls working. If the bell rings, 1 girl will 100% leave and come back for 5-10 minutes and attend another monger.

I don't advocate not posting good reviews when you have good experiences. How would we know who we should see? I appreciated your review, thank you for sharing.

However, guys with bad experiences should share as well to balance it out and set realistic expectations. If nothing else, I hope my less than stellar review will help to improve the service. I did tell the manager about the review and he / she promised to 'remind the girls'.

I do hope hot girls providing good service will make good money here in Seattle area and will keep coming back bringing their hot friends and relatives with them, LOL.

[HappyXxx]

First time at an AMP but after reading all the stellar reports I had to go give Kelly a try. GodDAMN, that was a ride. It probably wasn't my single best one on one encounter with a provider but it was pretty up there. All reports accurate. She loves what she does, is hot, and is fun. And pretty damn tight, which is always a fun plus. Those kinds of hours are why I do this.

I will be there in a day and my first stop will be Q Spa. As I said before Kelly is one of our favorites in Orlando and I have seen this girl more times than I can count and have had some crazy sessions with her. Can't wait to see her again, but I'm very curious about Chloe as well after reading some of the reviews that mention her. But the only way I will be able to do that is to do a double with her and Kelly because I want to see Kelly, but I don't know if I will have time for two trips while I'm there and need to sample Chloe as well.

I know this is not the right place to post the review so I won't, but I had an 8 hand yesterday that topped any experience I've ever had here in Orlando at Tokyo (crystal Massage) it was slow and I know all of the girls there very well, so it was epic. See you guys soon.. And thanks for all of the good information, you guys have a very active review board here in Seattle.

[Mesohony]

First time at an AMP but after reading all the stellar reports I had to go give Kelly a try. GodDAMN, that was a ride. It probably wasn't my single best one on one encounter with a provider but it was pretty up there. All reports accurate. She loves what she does, is hot, and is fun. And pretty damn tight, which is always a fun plus. Those kinds of hours are why I do this.

If I had the money, I'd see that girl every day. But I've got one more visit planned with her. All I can say is her boyfriend is one lucky motherfucker, if he gets to see her. LOL. I wonder if she fucks him like she fucks us.

[CSnow]

Sorry to hear this. I'm seen Kelly twice (as Bella) and she is so awesome, but I think I will skip this rotation. Will be back for Angela in Jan, but it will be 1-1 and we'll have an understanding on time first.

Just dipping your wick in two pussies does not a great experience make. Agree to just be leery of duos.

Ampking is the problem with his extreme porn stories LOL.

Thanks man, my main message wasn't 'Stay Away' but more of 'everything is always YMMV'. I forgot (or chose to ignore) that simple wisdom and got burnt. Not everyone will get Penthouse Letters / Dear Diary type experience.

I do want to try Angela as well in January at Q if they let me in the door, LOL. It does seem like a nice place with smoke show girls.