Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[HoneyBoyWilson]

Visited Soul Mind a couple weeks ago. 40's. Ish Venezuelan with nice tits. Decent but not great massage for first 45 minutes; nothing on my hammer or gluten, no teasing. On the flip she suggests L1, I say sure and offer a couple bills, as that's all I brought in and I knew she has GPS.

She wanted 3 spins on the 'ol scale. I said just the massage is fine. Paid $80 omw for massage out and that was that.

[Zeuss]

We seem to have a decent selection of options now, with Fox Lake and Island Lake, which is nice. Hopefully this helps keep the GPS in check a little bit. Anyone have any updates with the 120 places in Hainesville and Round Lake? Not sure if Hainesville is still around or not; passed Round Lake on my way to Island Lake, so I know it's still around.

I stumbled across a place in Lake Bluff, off Waukegan, south of 176, which I was curious about, but can't find the "ad" anymore. Found it while searching a number for another place.

[Fmc73]

Elderly average? Old Bell curve? 30 to 50 is average. 50 to 70 is getting beyond the pale. Sorry to press, but if I'm in a pinch and looking to mellow out, I want to know if one of the nuns that taught me in grammar school isn't going to fail at tugging the pole.

40 ish. This sounds so bad to say, but just imagine "generic 40 yr old Asian lady" and you got it.

[HankyDaPanky]

Honestly. She was exceedingly average. Just. Idk how to describe her otherwise. Tip of the bell curve.

Elderly average? Old Bell curve? 30 to 50 is average. 50 to 70 is getting beyond the pale. Sorry to press, but if I'm in a pinch and looking to mellow out, I want to know if one of the nuns that taught me in grammar school isn't going to fail at tugging the pole.

[Fmc73]

Howdy. Last time I was at North there was an ancient provider that I couldn't get past. Do you mind offering a visual?

Honestly. She was exceedingly average. Just. Idk how to describe her otherwise. Tip of the bell curve.

[HankyDaPanky]

Figured I'd try Joy and over in Ant. I hadn't seen much but they started advertising on STG so I was hopeful. Sorta struck out. L1 only, OTC roaming. .5. Hh and. 4 tip. Massage was good, tease was different but fun. She knew what was up and used her hands on my glutes to make me grind the table. And oh boy did my cheeks get A LOT of love. It was actually pretty fun. Her L1 was solid too. Great attitude as well.

Tldr, I was hopeful, got let down, but overall didn't have a bad time.

Howdy. Last time I was at North there was an ancient provider that I couldn't get past. Do you mind offering a visual?

[Fmc73]

Thanks a lot, it's been awhile since we've heard of this place. It's always been of a quiet place. I had some pretty good service there over a year ago. L1, sometimes with some older women, just close your eyes and think of something or somebody else. She'll get the job done.

Which is true of most places, but you never know when a gem will come to work. Lan Lan was probably the best, and she left Joy north to help opening up Joy south in RLB, and worked there for a couple weeks and then she was gone like most of them. Very pretty and unique looking, with a great body, especially an usually nice ass. She was just a flash in a pan though.

I've had consistent covered L2 luck at Joy South. So I can't complain.

[The Banger]

Figured I'd try Joy and over in Ant. I hadn't seen much but they started advertising on STG so I was hopeful. Sorta struck out. L1 only, OTC roaming. .5. Hh and. 4 tip. Massage was good, tease was different but fun. She knew what was up and used her hands on my glutes to make me grind the table. And oh boy did my cheeks get A LOT of love. It was actually pretty fun. Her L1 was solid too. Great attitude as well.

Tldr, I was hopeful, got let down, but overall didn't have a bad time.

Thanks a lot, it's been awhile since we've heard of this place. It's always been of a quiet place. I had some pretty good service there over a year ago. L1, sometimes with some older women, just close your eyes and think of something or somebody else. She'll get the job done.

Which is true of most places, but you never know when a gem will come to work. Lan Lan was probably the best, and she left Joy north to help opening up Joy south in RLB, and worked there for a couple weeks and then she was gone like most of them. Very pretty and unique looking, with a great body, especially an usually nice ass. She was just a flash in a pan though.

[Fmc73]

Figured I'd try Joy and over in Ant. I hadn't seen much but they started advertising on STG so I was hopeful. Sorta struck out. L1 only, OTC roaming. .5. Hh and. 4 tip. Massage was good, tease was different but fun. She knew what was up and used her hands on my glutes to make me grind the table. And oh boy did my cheeks get A LOT of love. It was actually pretty fun. Her L1 was solid too. Great attitude as well.

Tldr, I was hopeful, got let down, but overall didn't have a bad time.

[Luv Nooke2]

I had the same experience. I stopped there a couple weeks ago and received great service massage and the extras. I called the waukegan massage parlor on grand yesterday went to voice mail, drove by the place looked closed down, no sign open / closed on the door or windows. Sad if they are permanently closed, was one of the better massage parlors and the girls were both nice and easy going. The location was definitely not the best. If they are closed, I hope they will open another local place near by.

I drove by around 3 pm and the again 10 pm, dark and closed both times.

[HarryP1]

Was it covered? Thanks for the post theres very little information these days!

Yes. Covered. Last time I went there got covered L3 for 180.

[SwedishGuy1]

I must have been lucky af then. When I got my paycheck I was going to visit again later this month. I shoulda asked for a number or something nuuuuuuu.

I had the same experience. I stopped there a couple weeks ago and received great service massage and the extras. I called the waukegan massage parlor on grand yesterday went to voice mail, drove by the place looked closed down, no sign open / closed on the door or windows. Sad if they are permanently closed, was one of the better massage parlors and the girls were both nice and easy going. The location was definitely not the best. If they are closed, I hope they will open another local place near by.

[MundSaba]

I must have been lucky af then. When I got my paycheck I was going to visit again later this month. I shoulda asked for a number or something nuuuuuuu.

I guess I wasn't clear. It was around noon or so yesterday. I went to the Shell station. It was actually a nicer day. The sun was out, the parking lot was dry and clear. I looked and didn't see any open signs on from any windows. No New York license plates in the parking lot behind the building, which is still pretty easy to see from the Shell station parking lot. They are closed. At least temporarily.

I saw the guy pull up in the black Prius on the side of the building. He walked around the front, rang the doorbell a few times and just stood there waiting. He finally turned around and left. I do know that during our session she turned the OPEN sign off. Sent a text, and got no reply until later. "Temorarily Closed" was the answer. A little further digging, said there were no LE problems.

I was also there last week, but it was around 3 PM and got good service and she told me she'd only had one customer, an AA monger who didn't want to tip, so she was happy to at least have one paying customer! From what I could gather, the customer experience hasn't been that great for her. I felt bad for her. Yes, she's a little bit heavy and older, a lot of experience behind her though. She knows how to turn a tip, so it's not that. She thought it might be the weather. I think its Waukegan. She probably picked the wrong town. The demographics have changed. Also, I think the recent crisis in Racine wasn't enough to bring mongers down this way.

[The Banger]

The first time she was already gone by 6:25.

When I did catch her she was still there around 6:30. So either you're unlucky or I was super lucky because I'm wondering if she closes shop at 6:30 or 6 or something. I visited her last Wednesday.

I guess I wasn't clear. It was around noon or so yesterday. I went to the Shell station. It was actually a nicer day. The sun was out, the parking lot was dry and clear. I looked and didn't see any open signs on from any windows. No New York license plates in the parking lot behind the building, which is still pretty easy to see from the Shell station parking lot. They are closed. At least temporarily.

I saw the guy pull up in the black Prius on the side of the building. He walked around the front, rang the doorbell a few times and just stood there waiting. He finally turned around and left. I do know that during our session she turned the OPEN sign off. Sent a text, and got no reply until later. "Temorarily Closed" was the answer. A little further digging, said there were no LE problems.

I was also there last week, but it was around 3 PM and got good service and she told me she'd only had one customer, an AA monger who didn't want to tip, so she was happy to at least have one paying customer! From what I could gather, the customer experience hasn't been that great for her. I felt bad for her. Yes, she's a little bit heavy and older, a lot of experience behind her though. She knows how to turn a tip, so it's not that. She thought it might be the weather. I think its Waukegan. She probably picked the wrong town. The demographics have changed. Also, I think the recent crisis in Racine wasn't enough to bring mongers down this way.

[MundSaba]

The first time she was already gone by 6:25.

When I did catch her she was still there around 6:30. So either you're unlucky or I was super lucky because I'm wondering if she closes shop at 6:30 or 6 or something. I visited her last Wednesday.

When did you last go? It appears to be closed for now. I know she was working by herself and if a special guest came in she would turn the open sign off. I went over to the Shell station to get some gas and watched a guy in his Prius pull up, get out of this car, ring and nobody answered. By the time I had my tank filled he had left.