Massage Parlor Reports

**HunterMilf69** · 11-30-25 00:51

Decided to stop by Laulea massage, as I frequently drive by. Surprised to find 2 girls working. Funnily enough, one of them reminded me of an Asian Dora the explorer. Auntie had the bangs and orange outfit and everything. The other lady promised a real good massage. Passed up and searched elsewhere.

Wanted to finally pique my curiosity about this Beauty Spa. Kind of hard to make it here given you have a few well known options on the way.

Glad I did stop by. Drew Mimi. Her energy is fantastic. Massage was surprisingly decent too. I could see why this place has received such high praise.

**WarpFactor69** · 11-29-25 18:48

On Holgate. Attractive girl (8), nice C / D cups, good body, playful, good energy. She is a bit of a performer with some fake moans, but not all fake. Got all the GFE things I wanted. This next part was a unique experience for me, I've heard of such things before, but have an experienced it personally. When she started with the "fuck me Daddy" talk it quickly put me over the edge. Better choice than most kgirls I have experienced in Portland. Fun girl. I don't like the 200 for 30 minutes insistence, but I'm okay with it a few times a year if there is a good vibe.

**JeffAllStar** · 11-29-25 16:57

Stopped by sunshine on Powell, and met Kiki. She is probably mid 20's, tiny spinner, A cup, pretty face, probably weighs 95 pounds. She kinda acts like her menu is tight and not very flexible, but opens up when there is pressure of leaving. And the price goes down. Funny how that works. On the way out, met her friend, also cute, younger, not a spinner, would be curious about her and her menu. Didn't get her name.

**Eatpi** · 11-29-25 14:53

Finally getting a chance to contribute.

Calm Wind foot. Spa in Milwaukie, decided to finally try this place after driving by for years last weekend, went late about a half hour before closing. Met Lola, she could tell I'm a relative noob, was super sweet and fair. Offered mostly full menu, though covered, as soon as we got to the room. Had a literal blast. Massage was also really great. Would gladly go back.

Candy Spa. On Holgate, met Mila. Also a sweetheart, a little more hardline on tip amount. Full menu, including DATY which I love. She's super sensitive though. Avid kisser though she uses a -lot- of tongue LOL. Ending was awesome,. And back massage with heat at the end was great. I would also repeat with her, but like other reports here, she says she's going to New York asap,. Sounds like. Last night might even be her last shift there. She also mentioned back home to Japan, so not sure if New York is next or Japan is next via New York. The woman who met me in the waiting room (mamasan?) and Mila herself reiterated she was Japanese, seems like they wanted to make that point known. Not sure why.

Final thought. I don't know if I'd ever go back to a regular provider on GPS or listcrawler / alligator. Really seems like less games, consistent comfort, and the addition of actual massage / body care where they seem to care and my occupationally beaten body gets some pampering relief is much more appealing.

**KorbenDallas** · 11-29-25 13:05

Originally Posted by Pupici [View Original Post]

Hoping I'm not alone here, but I did need to look up 'Zaftig' - pleasantly plump. You added the adjective 'Big' to that so I'm wondering, is she bigger than pleasantly plump?

That should have read "a BIT zaftig".

**Urlboffer** · 11-29-25 12:17

Originally Posted by Wagnerb [View Original Post]

+1 for bare, +1 for CIP.

Um. Isn't that +2 for CIP, since you can't fill her up with a creampie unless you're getting it raw dog?

**HunterMilf69** · 11-28-25 23:56

Off on Foster.

Anyone have a report on this place? I tried checking it out while the signs were lit but the doors were locked. Phone number listed doesn't answer calls or text back.

**Pupici** · 11-28-25 17:46

Originally Posted by KorbenDallas [View Original Post]

So I stopped into Love and found that they had a line like the Burgerville drive through at lunch time.

Headed on down the road to Cinderella and drew Lulu. All the same letters as the holy trinity (Candy, Baoju, Love) and overall an OK experience. Lulu was a big zaftig (look it up) but has a nice chest and is dedicated to her craft even if she's not the most skilled.

I probably would not see her again.

Hoping I'm not alone here, but I did need to look up 'Zaftig' - pleasantly plump. You added the adjective 'Big' to that so I'm wondering, is she bigger than pleasantly plump?

**KorbenDallas** · 11-28-25 16:53

Originally Posted by Vl1899 [View Original Post]

Wait, I thought I misread that. You were full of praise for Lulu, but then you said you wouldn't see her again? Ha ha.

I don't consider "an OK experience" to be "full of praise" but whatever.

**Vl1899** · 11-28-25 16:23

Originally Posted by KorbenDallas [View Original Post]

So I stopped into Love and found that they had a line like the Burgerville drive through at lunch time.

Headed on down the road to Cinderella and drew Lulu. All the same letters as the holy trinity (Candy, Baoju, Love) and overall an OK experience. Lulu was a big zaftig (look it up) but has a nice chest and is dedicated to her craft even if she's not the most skilled.

I probably would not see her again.

Wait, I thought I misread that. You were full of praise for Lulu, but then you said you wouldn't see her again? Ha ha.

**KorbenDallas** · 11-28-25 14:38

So I stopped into Love and found that they had a line like the Burgerville drive through at lunch time.

Headed on down the road to Cinderella and drew Lulu. All the same letters as the holy trinity (Candy, Baoju, Love) and overall an OK experience. Lulu was a big zaftig (look it up) but has a nice chest and is dedicated to her craft even if she's not the most skilled.

I probably would not see her again.

**KorbenDallas** · 11-28-25 13:46

Originally Posted by RubATubTub [View Original Post]

Another report said she has an expanded menu for a benny? Any info on whether or not that's the case (bare avail)?

This topic did not come up during my time with her.

**Unclestu13** · 11-28-25 08:24

Originally Posted by ThomasSea [View Original Post]

Nancy.

Is tall for being Chinese almost looks Japanese.

Very good service!!

One of my favorites who got me to come down from Seattle to see her.

Could you elaborate on cost and service? I haven't seen this placed reviewed. Thank you!

**ThomasSea** · 11-28-25 03:22

Nancy.

Is tall for being Chinese almost looks Japanese.

Very good service!!

One of my favorites who got me to come down from Seattle to see her.

**MpDuck** · 11-27-25 17:22

Spring Oriental Massage off of 187th. Just a legit massage with no extras hinted. Not sure if that is the norm, guessing not, but that's what I got when I went. She wears wearing a face mask and pants so I didn't figure I was going to get much.

Nine spa off Alexander- cute little spinner with C bolt-ons with a serious GPS issue. Wanted $$ tip for FS on top of the house fee.