Massage Parlor Reports

[DynaMagick]

Going to try asking again. Are there any good AMP's in downtown Seattle?

[KrDoggy]

It feels like a good percentage of my life has been spent sub-Joey. Every once in a while I reach up-to-Joey and I really need to make good.

I love this! It's like a new standard of measure: Up-to-Joey vs sub-Joey. "Are you feeling up to Joey today?" "Nah, I'm a little jet lagged. Sort of sub-Joey. ".

[Gibs789]

Just back from a trip and did not have the energy for Joey. She is an energizer bunny.

I love this! It's like a new standard of measure: Up-to-Joey vs sub-Joey. "Are you feeling up to Joey today?" "Nah, I'm a little jet lagged. Sort of sub-Joey. ".

[BayouJ]

Crystal is only 10 minutes from my house and I enjoy supporting the local gals, but tonight was terrible. I've visited 10 or 12 times and usually draw Cindy. She's solid and has some good reviews on here. Tonight, I drew CiCi. Went to the room, gave her the donation and got on the table. Decent massage and some good teasing prior to the flip. On the flip, she didn't disrobe at all. I figured she may be on her period, so I'll settle for head and call it a day. Shen then asked if I wanted a HJ. I said no, I wanted a BJ. The look on her face was as if she just learned someone died. She pulled out a cover (which I hate) but I rolled with it. Mediocre BJ skills. After 30 seconds or so, she stopped and asked if I wanted a no-condom BJ. I said yes, no condom. She then said that would cost me an additional $50. I said no, she then started to argue with me. At that point I was ready to leave, got off the table, pulled off the cover and grabbed my underwear. She didn't expect that at all, grabbed me and started saying sorry, don't go over and over again. I lay back down and she started to give me head again. I would like you to imagine that this was the equivalent of a dead fish handshake. Yep. A dead fish blowjob. I stopped her after about a minute and just told her to give me a handy. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I've seen prior reviews of CiCi at Crystal and they seem good. Cindy is always great and MiMi is a solid performer as well. Maybe it was an off-night? Maybe it was someone using CiCi's name? I don't know. In any event, they are off the rotation for a while. I'd rather make the longer drive to Shanghai and get the consistent great service there. FML.

[KrDoggy]

Just back from a trip and did not have the energy for Joey. She is an energizer bunny.

Rockstar indeed. I suggest "Joey: Living Legend" as the first episode of "The Doggy Files".

[Vator2]

Wanted to have a session with Nikki.

Met Yuyu at front door, wow hot and excited to see me again.

I told her I was there to see Nikki, she informed me Nikki was unavailable for a session (massage only).

So I met Candy built a lot like Nikki 5"7 thin with nice tits.

Started with some teasing as I was getting undressed, led into my lunch, wet very wet and tasty.

After our playing Candy said Nikki was coming in to massage me. Nice. Massage.

She left her clothes on, and gave me a nice quick massage and chatted, she speaks very good English.

I told her I would be in soon for a session with her.

They are open every day next week.

[CSnow]

Belated report, but I was finally able to see Irene / Eileen last week, and she is indeed smoking hot as reported. I'm not sure she's in her own tier above some of the better looking Chinese girls as others have implied, but she's definitely top shelf looks / body and her darker Thai complexion makes for a nice change of pace.

Service was excellent, although someone else started the session so I can't say how her table shower is. She joined in the room and strong marks for kissing and all the usual alphabet soup service items, and I could see how it could get even better as she gets to know you. Would happily repeat.

Couple last thoughts on the scheduling discussion and I'm done with the topic. First, to the commenter who wondered if issues were from me being chronically late, not the case. The last time I had an issue there, I actually heard the guy who was given my appointment girl come in after me.

We all know some joints will basically always say "yes come in" when you want an appointment, with the thinking that once you're in the door you're unlikely to leave without getting drained one way or another. I'm guessing the vast majority of the time their gamble is correct. Not saying JM does this now. If they did at one point, they seem better about it and are now actively trying to honor appointments as best they can. My suggestion would be if you don't want any misunderstandings, when you book give a name or number to give to the girl to prevent getting sniped by a walk-in. Don't expect the booker to do it, it's a high volume biz and they're unlikely to proactively do it unless you ask.

Second comment, regarding people showing up late to appointments throwing the whole schedule off. For walk-ins the clock starts when the session starts, but for appointments the clock should start at the appointment time. You book at 8:00 and show up at 8:20? You're still done at 9. Simple tradeoff for the certainty of an appointment. Bookers can help by making this clear upfront at time of booking, and guys can help by not complaining if you have an abbreviated session because you were late. In real life it probably wouldn't be quite so simple, but seems like a better framework to start from.

Her table shower is great as well with nice body slide.

She is very concerned now if you come in to see her without an appointment to avoid exactly such fuckups. I came in to see her last time (4th time repeating) last minute, texted Coco who confirmed she is available right now, but Coco was out shopping and there was communication disconnect. Irene was so concerned that I came in without an appointment that I ended up just leaving. Coco explained it was communication disconnect because she (Coco) wasn't physically in the shop. This isn't meant to be a negative comment about them, quite the opposite- they are so concerned about not honoring someone else's appointment that they would rather not take a walk in without an appointment for a popular girl even though I've seen her 3 times already. Also to be clear, Irene didn't tell me to leave but she kept asking why didn't I have an appointment this time and please make an appointment next time, but was going to take it. I didn't want to worry her and left.

At the same time they get screwed by assholes not showing up or making an appointment, looking at the girl and leaving. The time before, after I did see Irene, I was walking out as another dude was walking in, so Coco had me duck in into her "office ". I heard the guy walk in, say he had an appointment with Irene, go in the room with her, and then leave immediately with an excuse of "I forgot the money in the car". Coco texted him it was inconsiderate to do that. He texted her back that she switched the girl and gave him dirty Mexican woman instead. He would rather fuck his sister. And that the place smelled like shit.

I mean if the dude wants to fuck his sister, nobody can fix that, LOL, but what a fucking asshole. Coco said something like that happens daily, someone books Irene and doesn't show up or shows up and makes.

Trouble.

Coco is the mamasan and the scheduler for those that don't know. Not sure if she's the owner. She's another one that's really friendly and kinda hot herself, LOL. I really feel for her, she seems like a really nice person.

[CamelToe2000]

Belated report, but I was finally able to see Irene / Eileen last week, and she is indeed smoking hot as reported. I'm not sure she's in her own tier above some of the better looking Chinese girls as others have implied, but she's definitely top shelf looks / body and her darker Thai complexion makes for a nice change of pace.

Service was excellent, although someone else started the session so I can't say how her table shower is. She joined in the room and strong marks for kissing and all the usual alphabet soup service items, and I could see how it could get even better as she gets to know you. Would happily repeat.

Couple last thoughts on the scheduling discussion and I'm done with the topic. First, to the commenter who wondered if issues were from me being chronically late, not the case. The last time I had an issue there, I actually heard the guy who was given my appointment girl come in after me.

We all know some joints will basically always say "yes come in" when you want an appointment, with the thinking that once you're in the door you're unlikely to leave without getting drained one way or another. I'm guessing the vast majority of the time their gamble is correct. Not saying JM does this now. If they did at one point, they seem better about it and are now actively trying to honor appointments as best they can. My suggestion would be if you don't want any misunderstandings, when you book give a name or number to give to the girl to prevent getting sniped by a walk-in. Don't expect the booker to do it, it's a high volume biz and they're unlikely to proactively do it unless you ask.

Second comment, regarding people showing up late to appointments throwing the whole schedule off. For walk-ins the clock starts when the session starts, but for appointments the clock should start at the appointment time. You book at 8:00 and show up at 8:20? You're still done at 9. Simple tradeoff for the certainty of an appointment. Bookers can help by making this clear upfront at time of booking, and guys can help by not complaining if you have an abbreviated session because you were late. In real life it probably wouldn't be quite so simple, but seems like a better framework to start from.

[CSnow]

Like the post directly before yours said, the typical cost is 200 all inclusive. It has been that way for twenty years.

For some places that offer soapy shower fun, you'll pay around 260 or 275.

If you want it raw or want multiple shots during your time, expect to pay around 300 or maybe more.

Keep in mind that if you are a popular and well-known customer and have a history with the girl or the shop your prices will vary.

All of the above numbers include both house fee and tip to the massage girl. Best practice these days is to give that 200 up front as soon as you get to the room.

Same. I follow advice from this forum and always just give them 200 upfront, all inclusive. None of that $60 or $70 house fee and then tipping the girl later. If they ask how long I tell them an hour. For me it hasn't been a problem evem at JM where they include table shower and nice soapy body sliding, nuru-like. I get full hour with Irene there, who's the only girl I see while she's here.

The only place where I typically get hh only is Tokyo. But Tokyo also has consistently hot girls. Other places pretty much always give me an hour.

For two girls I've done $300 total, all inclusive. The second girl doesn't stay in the room with you. For me the duo script has been. Both start on me, BBBJ, then one sits on my face while the other sits on my duck. Then after I pop one leaves and the other does the massage. Then the second girl comes in at the end of the session for more duo fun. Pretty sure she services another client while she's gone. If you guys had a different duo script where it's actually 4-hand massage, do share.

At Brisa I got an hour of DATY with Sophia, still for $200. That girl literally doesn't let you come up for air LOL. I almost thought we were going to run out of time for everything else, but she delivered.

[CSnow]

No Tuma from Sindy?

Not for me. I didn't ask for it though. And we didn't do any massage with Sindy at all.

[Barnie]

Rockstar indeed. I suggest "Joey: Living Legend" as the first episode of "The Doggy Files".

She sounds like she is cranking them out faster that the production line at Ford.

[OneShotAtATime]

Great review. Thanks.

Which Q is Joslyn at?

[BbKingg]

I don't ask for BBFS but TUMA was not on the menu. YMMV. If you want TUMA, Joey is a good option and if you want sensual GFE, best spa / Sindy at Blue Jade.

No Tuma from Sindy?

[BbKingg]

Thanks! It was 200 per session. Got full hour with each. I will certainly be back 😆.

Nice. I had a great time. I didn't get to meet mms. I think I saw Sindy on the camera.

[Taycation]

Like the post directly before yours said, the typical cost is 200 all inclusive. It has been that way for twenty years.

For some places that offer soapy shower fun, you'll pay around 260 or 275.

If you want it raw or want multiple shots during your time, expect to pay around 300 or maybe more.

Keep in mind that if you are a popular and well-known customer and have a history with the girl or the shop your prices will vary.

All of the above numbers include both house fee and tip to the massage girl. Best practice these days is to give that 200 up front as soon as you get to the room.

This is very helpful, much appreciated!