Massage Parlor Reports

**Jay The Shanx** · 11-22-25 19:16

Julia can sure give the boom boom for the dollah. This was at Sun Spa Jojo up in Vienna along Gallows road.

Among the better BBBJ skills that I've had the pleasure experiencing. Tip top quality.

Julia did all the work while I just leaned back. Hypnotizing watching her devour the whole wang. Not for the feint of heart especially if you're old AF with osteoporosis.

Ended up creaming all over her and made a big mess. Julia cleaned me up like a good girl though.

**Shark125** · 11-22-25 15:09

Any luck with Anal lately? Message me, we can compare notes.

**BubbleBoi402** · 11-21-25 19:21

Originally Posted by Albsure [View Original Post]

Anyone been to any of the fun spots since the new law was passed? It almost feels like the providers have to be protected.

Not sure why would anybody give much thoughts on the new regulation. It's a non-factor comparing to ICE raids.

**Albsure** · 11-21-25 18:33

Originally Posted by MichaelAdams [View Original Post]

It definitely feels that way sometimes. The whole thing just makes the hobby harder for everyone.

Anyone been to any of the fun spots since the new law was passed? It almost feels like the providers have to be protected.

**TheRabbit** · 11-21-25 17:24

I think the only one who's (probably) happy with the new Fairfax law is Baby Hua who has a interesting personality but is a very great lay. LOL.

**Michael Adams** · 11-21-25 11:31

Originally Posted by GolfGod69 [View Original Post]

No law has ever been passed in the name of safety. Politicians only do whatever their lobbyist masters tell them to do and these miserable and bitter old crows at Reset180 just couldn't stand men having a good time.

It definitely feels that way sometimes. The whole thing just makes the hobby harder for everyone.

**RubLover21** · 11-21-25 11:25

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

Fairfax City is an independent city, as are Alexandria and Falls Church. So the Fairfax County massage ordinance won't apply there. Don't be surprised if the do-gooder pressure groups target them next, along with surrounding counties, now that they've succeeded in imposing their will on the DC area's most populous jurisdiction. Herndon and Vienna are towns located within Fairfax County, so the ordinance might apply to them. I'm not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV. I hope any mongers who are lawyers can provide clarification.

I'm hoping Fairfax County doesn't become as dead as Montgomery County across the Potomac. Montgomery used to be hopping with American, Asian, and Eastern European MP's about 25 years ago until some do-gooder reporter on one of the local TV stations reported on the hobby, prompting Montgomery County to enact an ordinance that basically shut everything down. The only reliable source of HJ's nowadays in Montgomery County is an overweight Ukrainian GILF who's pushing 60 if not already there. She's been previously discussed in this forum.

That leaves the Pine Tree, Angel, and Garden triad untouched.

**Youjizz1234** · 11-21-25 08:00

I know everyone is still talking about the latest news but wondering if anyone has tried Wellness Spa (seems newish). I know one girl used to be part of that apartment chain that had attractive girls, but too much a rush (see my prior posts about it): https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...aff-90056.html.

Or if anyone has seen Mayca. Tried contacting, but wasn't open about whether it's just her of if she's's part of a chain: https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...fax-78510.html.

**Tom McAn** · 11-21-25 01:00

Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]

Agree, we consumers of such services have no idea yet. I suspect many will relocate to surrounding counties as their property leases expire. Probably maybe the Ffx County nimbys happy, but just pushes the perceived "problem" to some other County / City, not really solving anything. We KNOW there's no practical way to completely eliminate happy ending MP's.

That said, I will note that a County ordinance like this may or may not apply within Town of Vienna or Town of Herndon (do the Town's issue establishment permits, or the County? I'm pretty sure it's irrelevant within the City of Fairfax. TBH I've not personally paid close enough attention to posted permits in city or town or county spas to know for sure if the City issues permits, I would assume so since cities by state law are separate taxing authorities from their county while towns are not?

Lou.

Fairfax City is an independent city, as are Alexandria and Falls Church. So the Fairfax County massage ordinance won't apply there. Don't be surprised if the do-gooder pressure groups target them next, along with surrounding counties, now that they've succeeded in imposing their will on the DC area's most populous jurisdiction. Herndon and Vienna are towns located within Fairfax County, so the ordinance might apply to them. I'm not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV. I hope any mongers who are lawyers can provide clarification.

I'm hoping Fairfax County doesn't become as dead as Montgomery County across the Potomac. Montgomery used to be hopping with American, Asian, and Eastern European MP's about 25 years ago until some do-gooder reporter on one of the local TV stations reported on the hobby, prompting Montgomery County to enact an ordinance that basically shut everything down. The only reliable source of HJ's nowadays in Montgomery County is an overweight Ukrainian GILF who's pushing 60 if not already there. She's been previously discussed in this forum.

**TheRabbit** · 11-20-25 18:58

I have an idea about the Fairfax new law. Just put a cloak in front of where the door is and problem solved.

**GolfGod69** · 11-20-25 16:34

No law has ever been passed in the name of safety. Politicians only do whatever their lobbyist masters tell them to do and these miserable and bitter old crows at Reset180 just couldn't stand men having a good time.

**NameSake** · 11-20-25 14:06

Candy continues to give me head like the trooper she is. She is awesome. Can't remember when was the last time that I saw an Asian girl who gave me that level of crazy head. No one can beat her passionate non-stop head BJ skills. Spinner with small B cup. Her ass is small so if you're a guy who gets attracted to big butt then you might want to skip her. I prefer a girl following the direction well than having her own routine. She's a good listener. She's a GEM!

**Proflou2019** · 11-20-25 13:23

Originally Posted by Dm311 [View Original Post]

but how it all shakes out remains to be seen.

Agree, we consumers of such services have no idea yet. I suspect many will relocate to surrounding counties as their property leases expire. Probably maybe the Ffx County nimbys happy, but just pushes the perceived "problem" to some other County / City, not really solving anything. We KNOW there's no practical way to completely eliminate happy ending MP's.

That said, I will note that a County ordinance like this may or may not apply within Town of Vienna or Town of Herndon (do the Town's issue establishment permits, or the County? I'm pretty sure it's irrelevant within the City of Fairfax. TBH I've not personally paid close enough attention to posted permits in city or town or county spas to know for sure if the City issues permits, I would assume so since cities by state law are separate taxing authorities from their county while towns are not?

Lou.

**Blarghenator** · 11-20-25 12:43

Been meaning to come here for quite some time due to the reports of older providers. Called ahead and got Bibi. I'd say agree she's probably early 50's, fit body with B's and cute kinda of flat butt. Active and thorough TS right away, made sure my taint and ass were very clean. Lots of play on the flip side almost made me finish way early. Back tithe room for a mediocre kind of massage, allowed roaming throughout. Before the flip lots of light touch and tickling with her hair (which kind of made me laugh, how many other dudes before me also had her her everywhere). Allowed me to nurse ok her perky nipples, unfortunately put the cover on early for CBJ but got her on the table for my own thorough DATY and DATO. Very clean, shaved and tight. Eventually got in missionary and didn't last too long pounding her out. On cleanup she gave me a huge and touched me all over saying how much she enjoyed that. Met Grace on the way out, she looks great and can't imagine she's over 40 but you know how Asians are. FW a bit out of the way for me but I would def come back based on other reports for repeat visitors. $$ .40.

**Dm311** · 11-20-25 11:35

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

We'll see how this works out.

Yeah, its really unclear how this law applies to different circumstances. The new ordinance says "Massage establishments shall maintain main or primary entrance doors open to the public and unlocked during regular business hours. No main or primary entrance doors shall be equipped with any remotely controlled locked device. Entry shall not be controlled with a camera, intercom, and / or doorbell entry system. ".

What is a primary entrance door? If you get into a waiting area and there is no one there, a locked door, and a doorbell to summon someone up front, does that violate the ordinance? The main entrance was open, the back rooms are locked.

Also, what does non-locked doors achieve? Can law enforcement just walk in and start opening doors to massage rooms? Is there a reasonable expectation of privacy for customers?

Of course this is going to have a chilling effect, but how it all shakes out remains to be seen.