Massage Parlor Reports

[CondomPopper1]

It's aromatherapy with the relaxing smell of cat piss, shit and litter!!

Then on top you get 'don't breathe, don't smile, don't look at me like that. Absolute waste of time and money unless you like all the above!

This provider has been engaging in questionable practices for quite some time. I saw her years ago—twice, in fact. The first visit was disappointing and felt like a typical jack-shack experience, though the price reflected the quality. I gave her a second chance hoping things might improve, but that assumption was entirely mistaken. She spent much of the session talking about her boyfriend, who she claimed was incarcerated, and her long nails seemed intentionally impractical for the service being offered. At that point, my concern was less about the money and more about ensuring I never returned. I'm genuinely unsure how she has remained in business for so long; one would think her potential client base would have dwindled by now.

[PorkSword]

The rub was ok, the place reeked of kitty litter, and yes, don't touch me there was heard quite often. One and done.

It's aromatherapy with the relaxing smell of cat piss, shit and litter!!

Then on top you get 'don't breathe, don't smile, don't look at me like that. Absolute waste of time and money unless you like all the above!

[ScottPilgrim87]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...r/256701401284

Has anyone seen any of these girls here? Is it legit? What services? Any info would be great..

Gorgeous girl a pair of bolt on tits and a perky ass. Very mechanical thought. It was my first time mongering so I didn't know what to expect. I'd go again in a pinch. Cheers fellas!

[LoneSom]

That's Alicia in Bonita Springs, don't waste your time or money. Years ago she was ok and she would do FS. Now it's my boobs hurt be careful. Don't do this, don't do that. It's awful.

The rub was ok, the place reeked of kitty litter, and yes, don't touch me there was heard quite often. One and done.

[KJohn58]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...r/256701401284

Has anyone seen any of these girls here? Is it legit? What services? Any info would be great.

Thanks.

I've probably hit this place more than others having better than expected results. The pictures are accurate and different girls a rotated in and out. The QV gets you FS, head, they keep everything clean and covered before and after. I'm a DATY guy myself and typically choose the Hhr if the package is delicious looking. It's best if you know some Spanish or have your phone on translate, I've seen Cuban, Columbian, and many of the Central Americans. Most medium skin, and seen a beautiful black girl from Cuba with a plump tasty peach. Several offer Greek (not my cup of tea) If you're looking to nut, regardless of how, I highly recommend it.

[Fuckstick25]

I have been there many times with different providers for the QV. It gets the HJ done but I have not found one that really connects. Just mechanical.

So HJ is all that's on the menu. Any chance for paying up for extra?

[PorkSword]

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That's Alicia in Bonita Springs, don't waste your time or money. Years ago she was ok and she would do FS. Now it's my boobs hurt be careful. Don't do this, don't do that. It's awful.

[BigNy56]

Gents. Do you have any intel on any of these?

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[CapeScape]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...r/256701401284

Has anyone seen any of these girls here? Is it legit? What services? Any info would be great.

Thanks.

I have been there many times with different providers for the QV. It gets the HJ done but I have not found one that really connects. Just mechanical.

[Fuckstick25]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...r/256701401284

Has anyone seen any of these girls here? Is it legit? What services? Any info would be great.

Thanks.

[Gooch]

Wow, that was a close call. I was there the day before the bust. Sadly, it was not a great experience. L2 was weak, she couldn't finish the job. Major upsell attempt as well, and that probably ruined the mood for me, I did not see the "therapist" that was arrested, the one I saw was younger, thinner, C bolt-ons. Nice to look at, but that was about it.

It seems that Magnolia has locked their doors after their bust. Probably permanently, just like Caring Way. The number of decent choices is quickly diminishing. AAA Rose and Sunshine are basically geriatric homes these days. Literally nothing under 60 all year. The others are right near them with 50+ and uninspiring. There is an occasional bright spot to be found but these days most often the best choice is to just leave. Depressing. There used to be some good providers in town who were a pleasure to work with and who had been here a while. They are all gone now and there is just this old lady carousel.

[RodStewart]

It seems that Magnolia has locked their doors after their bust. Probably permanently, just like Caring Way. The number of decent choices is quickly diminishing. AAA Rose and Sunshine are basically geriatric homes these days. Literally nothing under 60 all year. The others are right near them with 50+ and uninspiring. There is an occasional bright spot to be found but these days most often the best choice is to just leave. Depressing. There used to be some good providers in town who were a pleasure to work with and who had been here a while. They are all gone now and there is just this old lady carousel.

Go to Pink Rose. They've been quality for almost two years now. Ask for Yoyo (one of the rare cases where the mamasan is the best talent in the house.).

I was at Magnolia a couple weeks ago, they were open then but talent was. Well, as you described. Maybe not so geriatric, but nothing I wanted to go beyond L1 with. She was actually quite skilled and attentive, not the normal jackhammer assault. I negotiated 40 but gave 50 due to the effort.

Went to Taichi last month (across the street from the drive thru convenient store), only talent was the same girl I saw last year who has a vocal tick. Opted L3 but unable to finish after 15 minutes of CFS, so I yanked off the cover and laid down and pointed to the oil, she slicked me up and finished me off. Again, younger than geriatric but nothing I will be returning to. That was $. 4 total.

[HipHop]

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[BiffButthead]

What was the damage.

It is literally right there in my write up; a bit more than some, a bit less than others. If $20 one way or the other is going to be a wall for someone then I suggest stamp collecting as a hobby instead.

Any PMs or further requests on cost will be met with teasing and virtual noogies.

[Random001]

Yesterday on a tip from another place I decided to go to Umi on Del Prado. Very glad I did!

It is a bit out of the way, and other paces on Del Prado which I have checked out had such poor quality control I never returned. It felt like a long shot but a recommendation carries weight, so I went out of my way to stop in.

At the door I was greeted by an attractive asian. Mid 40's. Pretty enough but not my type. Then in walked "Latina Angela". She was built exactly how I like; pretty face, fit flat tummy, tight butt, slim legs and well shaped C cups. Maybe mid/late 30s. She was dressed in a crop top and a mini mini that really shows off her assets. Resistance was futile.

Angela led me gently into a room with a playful sweet voice. Once inside we went over the services desired. She insisted I sit for this. Once we both agreed that we were going all the way she took charge. She told me to thoroughly undress. Even made me remove my watch! She then revealed a lovely pair of perfectly shaped C cups and again. Her immaculate figure. She has the cutest tan lines from a bathing suit that is apparently barely there when she tans. I found myself wishing I could see her in it even if only for a moment before I snatch it off of her.

Angela attacked me with a voracious desire to please; licking, nibbling, and sucking all over. I insist on a cover and instead she lays me back on the table. But she doesn't just lay me back. She performs a lovely dance on top of me as we move. Pulling my face into her gloriously firm cleavage. She sits on my chest and tilts her pussy right at me so I can take in its loveliness. I am rubbing and fingering her hole and it is *wet*.

She moves down and proceeds to give me an energetic combination of a BJ and dance. I was mesmerized. When she finally climbed on top and glided my shaft into her I thought I would nut right then. Seeing her perfect body gyrating over me and feeling her modest weight bearing down on me I, I, I picked her up just in time to avoid a nut and she pulled me on top of her mish style. It gets a little blurry here. I was sober as could be but she intoxicated me. She had her slim firm legs on my shoulder and I was thrusting away. Barely enough time to fully appreciate before the nut started to crack again! I typically can hold out much longer but today I feel like a teenager on prom night! I turn her over for doggie style before I finally can't what a second longer. Had I cum any harder my shoes would have passed through my shaft and popped into the bag. The only thing she could have done to make it any better was greek. (I might have just bought the whole place had she done that!) Even without that rarity it was mind-blowing.

I haven't really written a review in the past but this time was inspiring. I have experience with several of the top choices shared in the Fort Myers section, as well as Sarasota. IMHO Angela tops them all. I used to feel I should keep my favorites secret, butI share now because I know the place is looking to expand into other locations if they can get support. They will bring in even more talent of Angela's caliber! Oh hell yeah! All in was comparable roses to an hour anywhere else, a bit less than some a bit more than others. I can dream about going back for a session with both providers, but I think I will need to work on my stamina first!

What was the damage.