Massage Parlor Reports

[StizzyJizzy]

I came in to see Mia. She's gorgeous! Some nice soft D's. Long brown hair. Fairly petite. Made an appointment later at night. She greeted me and brought me to the room. I gave her a hug and went in for a a kiss.

She used a good amount of tongue and some light kisses. She asked me if I wanted to fuck by dry humping the air. I laughed and gave her the house fee and tip. She gave me a smile back and grabbed her supplies.

When she came back we continued kissing but without clothes. She's very sexy in her demeanor. Gets on her knees and starts some BBBJ using her hands and mouth teasing the tip with some tongue flicks. Felt amazing. Just when I thought she couldn't get any better, she takes me all the way down her throat with some nice sounds to compliment. She picked up the pace and I contemplated switching positions but it felt so good I just started thrusting into her deep throat. I didn't last and nutted in her mouth. She smiled. "We still have almost the full hour!

She gave me a massage decent pressure it was relaxing. Ended up cuddling while sucking on her tits and rubbing her clit. She started getting wet and asked for round 2 and gave her a little extra tip. She got up and started DT again. This time I motioned for a condom. She got up and eagerly applied and hopped on in CG and ACG. She is a rider for sure! She feels amazing and is pretty tight! Her tits look amazing bouncing. Would have loved to try her in doggy and missionary but I really could not contain myself with this beauty. Still had more time so I asked her to 69 and we just ate each other out for the rest of the session. She is definitely worth a repeat. She said she'll be here for the rest of the month.

Sophia greeted me on the way out she said she's leaving on Nov 15th I think? I may have to pay her a visit before she's gone. She is just as good as Mia with a different kind of beauty and charm to her face.

[SageSix]

I've noticed something recently with some of the ads on Rubmaps where there's a link to a Spa's webite which will have a line-up of 4 or so beautiful options. For example:

https://www.seraphimsecrets.com/

Is there even the slightest chance any of these gals will actually be there? This is like the third or fourth spa that seems to have a similar website. Seems lIke a lot of trouble to set these up or a "bait & switch. " Anyone have any success seeing the girl in these ads?

If we are in CA or NY, seeing girls close or resembles in those ads is more likely to happen. Portland? Hmmmm, not impossible just more higher tier $1 K to $ 2K (including companionship)

Once a blue moon some high end agency will have 1 or 2 that stays here for a few day.

[SageSix]

Mia may be gone for the next couple days due to a visit from Aunt Flo. Also mini-rant, Love really needs to do a better job at funneling its customers. I came in expecting to be seen based on an appointment, but had to wait on that crappy couch for like half an hour. Almost left and the mamasan kept going soon-soon. Turns out the guy before me paid for an hour to do nothing but massage Mia? She told me dude didn't want to partake in any other activities and literally wanted to please her for an hour. My guy, what the fuck LOL.

What intrigues me is that you sat there for 30 min? Furthermore, the gal just randomly share with you what previous customer did / want? Or did you ask? LOL!

[Unclestu13]

I've noticed something recently with some of the ads on Rubmaps where there's a link to a Spa's webite which will have a line-up of 4 or so beautiful options. For example:

https://www.seraphimsecrets.com/

Is there even the slightest chance any of these gals will actually be there? This is like the third or fourth spa that seems to have a similar website. Seems lIke a lot of trouble to set these up or a "bait & switch. " Anyone have any success seeing the girl in these ads?

Those are all heavily photoshopped images they probably find online or have the girls make themselves. No human has a face like that. As for the website, it does seem like a lot of effort, but maybe it makes the likelihood of it coming up on a Google search increase.

[Pdx503]

Ok, Boomer. LOL.

Been to Thailand many times I can speak the language a bit not fluent by far and I am picking up a little Chinese here and there.

This is. Hello how are you.

I can pick thai out from a mile away although Cambodian or khmer is very similar I can't tell the difference.

And the other 3 depends on how its written but mostly I can't tell unless looking at them together like this.

I jist mught need to stop in at love spa to see is there really a thai or not. I can differentiate the languages when spoken most of the time and again thai is easy for me.

I am far from being an expert all of this is from google translate.

[BeavertronDoug]

I've noticed something recently with some of the ads on Rubmaps where there's a link to a Spa's webite which will have a line-up of 4 or so beautiful options. For example:

https://www.seraphimsecrets.com/

Is there even the slightest chance any of these gals will actually be there? This is like the third or fourth spa that seems to have a similar website. Seems lIke a lot of trouble to set these up or a "bait & switch. " Anyone have any success seeing the girl in these ads?

There is virtually a 0. 0% chance that those girls will be waiting for you at that spa. Think about the combination of things you're seeing here:

- Three different young perfect 21 year old models with big tits and flat stomachs and pretty faces (probably AI generated).

- Website advertises for a spa without even giving the address.

- If you do your homework, you find out that the spa is in the suburbs of SW Portland, not exactly ground zero for asian models.

- If you search the forum here, you find a single post referencing that spa 14 months ago, and it's not even clear if it's referencing the same spa (since there are multiple in the area with the same name).

Don't you think that if there was some magical location in the suburbs of Portland where 21 year old perfect asian models were waiting to touch your dick, there might be some people posting about it occasionally on a forum that is devoted exclusively to the subject?

Nearly every place that advertises with photos uses these fake ass AI photos. When you see photos that are far too good to be true, you can rest assured that they are indeed too good to be true. I would wager a large sum of money that if you actually went to this spa to see who's working there, it would be the same 40-50 year old grannies that are working at all of the other places in its vicinity.

[Zizix]

That worked out well didn't it sorry did not realize it won't show the foreign language script I tried.

Been to Thailand many times I can speak the language a bit not fluent by far and I am picking up a little Chinese here and there.

This is. Hello how are you.

I can pick thai out from a mile away although Cambodian or khmer is very similar I can't tell the difference.

And the other 3 depends on how its written but mostly I can't tell unless looking at them together like this.

I jist mught need to stop in at love spa to see is there really a thai or not. I can differentiate the languages when spoken most of the time and again thai is easy for me.

I am far from being an expert all of this is from google translate.

Chinese 你22909;21966; andǐ hǎo ma.

Thai. ส3623;3633;3626;3604;3637; ส3610;3634;3618;3604;3637;3652;3627;3617;. S̄wạs̄dī s̄bāwhy dī h̄7883;m.

Korean. 안45397;54616;49464;50836;. 어46523;44172; 지45236;49464;50836;. Annyeonghaseyo. Eotteohge jinaeseyo.

Japanese こ12435;12395;12385;12399; お20803;27671;12391;12377;12363;. Kon'nichiwa ogenkidesuka.

[Zizix]

Been to Thailand many times I can speak the language a bit not fluent by far and I am picking up a little Chinese here and there.

This is. Hello how are you.

I can pick thai out from a mile away although Cambodian or khmer is very similar I can't tell the difference.

And the other 3 depends on how its written but mostly I can't tell unless looking at them together like this.

I jist mught need to stop in at love spa to see is there really a thai or not. I can differentiate the languages when spoken most of the time and again thai is easy for me.

I am far from being an expert all of this is from google translate.

Chinese 你22909;21966; andǐ hǎo ma.

Thai. ส3623;3633;3626;3604;3637; ส3610;3634;3618;3604;3637;3652;3627;3617;. S̄wạs̄dī s̄bāwhy dī h̄7883;m.

Korean. 안45397;54616;49464;50836;. 어46523;44172; 지45236;49464;50836;. Annyeonghaseyo. Eotteohge jinaeseyo.

Japanese こ12435;12395;12385;12399; お20803;27671;12391;12377;12363;. Kon'nichiwa ogenkidesuka.

As I got dressed, Mia quizzed me on how I knew her name, being puzzled when I said this was my first trip to Love Spa but (yet I seemed to know about the availability of 2-girls action, and knew the price points). She got out her phone translator to help, and I told her I had heard about her from RubMaps (USASexguide. Nl didn't produce a good translation on her app!) But the characters on her phone were not the usual "brushstroke" Chinese style, they were rounder, suggesting Thai. Who knows?

[JR Bonner]

I've noticed something recently with some of the ads on Rubmaps where there's a link to a Spa's webite which will have a line-up of 4 or so beautiful options. For example:

https://www.seraphimsecrets.com/

Is there even the slightest chance any of these gals will actually be there? This is like the third or fourth spa that seems to have a similar website. Seems lIke a lot of trouble to set these up or a "bait & switch. " Anyone have any success seeing the girl in these ads?

[OneOne9]

Mia may be gone for the next couple days due to a visit from Aunt Flo. Also mini-rant, Love really needs to do a better job at funneling its customers. I came in expecting to be seen based on an appointment, but had to wait on that crappy couch for like half an hour .

My limited experience with appointments has proven there are very few providers that are going to sit around and wait for you to arrive. Anyone that walks in the door before you arrive will get the session and you will be expected to wait.

[RubATubTub]

Mia may be gone for the next couple days due to a visit from Aunt Flo. Also mini-rant, Love really needs to do a better job at funneling its customers. I came in expecting to be seen based on an appointment, but had to wait on that crappy couch for like half an hour. Almost left and the mamasan kept going soon-soon. Turns out the guy before me paid for an hour to do nothing but massage Mia? She told me dude didn't want to partake in any other activities and literally wanted to please her for an hour. My guy, what the fuck LOL.

[OGB100]

Can you all please let me know who your favorite / best is I prefer someone closer to my age of 50, not into young lady's, also love practicing my Chinese so please let me know if you have any recommendations and thanks!

[Benson008]

The best way to enjoy 2 girls is in series, not in parallel. Let them know that you want to see A for a half and B right after for the next half.

By the time you get to the end of this, I'm sure you'll be well-satisfied that this is not a "shill review". I believe in "deets" and not just perfunctory reporting. So, if length doesn't suit you, scroll on by. For the rest of you who may be curious, read on!

Well: I finally broke down and tried the 2-girl experience at Love Spa (With Mia and Sofia being specifically mentioned here to guide my choice) and was totally underwhelmed. All of the things I thought might not go to my satisfaction in a 3-way happened, and none of the good things I hoped would happen, happened.

First of all, I arrived right at opening time, hoping to have the place to ourselves. That part worked out. Sort of. I walked in the door and found the place nearly deserted and was not immediately greeted. Soon, an attractive girl came around the corner, phone in hand, and I'm sure I startled her. I told her the door was open, so I just came in, and she calmed down a bit.

Side note: I noticed printed signs on the walls and in the hallway about how sexual activities were not permitted and "a stop would be put to it" if discovered; I suppose these are there to ward off 'the authorities'; haven't seen anything like that in any of the other popular Portland shops.

This was Mia, come to find, and she was surely a vision. She had that broad, Chinese face with high cheekbones, fairly dark-skinned for an Asian and although dressed in stretchy, black street clothes, you could see she had a great body. So, she led me into a room and I tried to negotiate the 3-some. She was using a phone translator, and told me the other girl would be there in just a few minutes. She left me alone in the room for a good 10 minutes, and there was a multi-camera display on the wall so I could sort of keep track of what was going on in the broad main hallway. Pretty soon the other girl arrived (also through the front door), but before she came into the room, Mia returned and left a couple of times, and I wasn't sure if this "other girl" really would materialize. Mia made sure to negotiate the $$ for her, and it seemed like she had to convince the other girl to take $. I got undressed and tried to get comfy on the massage table. Mia came back in again, and began the most thorough ... and mood-killing ... disinfectant routine I've had yet. She got out a small plastic trash bag and a re-purposed water bottle of what I can only assume was mouthwash (to wash junior and the boys. It being so early, I was clean and fresh out of the shower, and told her so, but she replied in broken English that "not all pee-pees" are clean. She sprayed both of my hands with disinfectant, too. I've had medical procedures that weren't this germ-phobic! (But, I sort of "get it"; these girls see a lot of men every day and I guess you can't be too careful. But the sprays and wipes actually make ME feel like *I'M* "dirty".)

When Mia *finally* peeled off her clothes, it was worth the wait. What a body! She was about 5' 3" and thin, but with toned abs and those marvelous D-cup melons. Those HAD to be man-mades, but it was really hard to tell: they were *so soft* in my hands, and had no telltale scars. I think it was only the perkiness of them, and that they were attached to that thin a frame, that couldn't possibly be natural. I got my hands full of that bulbous tit whenever angles permitted. GOD, they felt good, and had nice medium-length nipples, too. Never got them in my mouth, though.

Mia leaned over me and after a few, long teasing strokes with her tongue, let the head of my cock slip into her mouth. She had the oral skills down pat!! I just enjoyed that for several minutes, while gently squeezing her tits, and found I could get my hand in behind her as she bent over the table. She had a trimmed landing strip between her legs, but that's really all I saw of her womanly bits. I ran a finger along her slit and never really got any wetness going, try though I might.

When I had to ask her to stop the marvelous head, lest I blow too soon, she expertly diverted her attention to the boys. A+ head game!

Still no sign of a partner, although I know she'd been conversing with someone else in the interim. I told her I wanted to return the favor but she wasn't having it. "No wash, no clean" she said, and if she wasn't also morning fresh, she certainly had gallons of disinfectant in the room where she could have freshened up. Who knows, maybe it was "Shark Week". Whatever the reason, I wasn't dining on THAT particular Y today. She called out again and Sofia entered. She was a bit shorter than Mia, and looked almost Japanese, rather than Chinese, or maybe even Thai. She had some firm Bs and also a partially-shaved Bush. I don't know anything about those languages to be able to tell from their conversation. After being prompted to get up and procure the last $ (one thing I always hope to avoid with up-front negotiations), the two girls, chatting amongst themselves, went about servicing me. Sofia had to do a 360 pirouette around my shoulders before we could decide on her orientation to sit on my face. After she settled down astride me, that blocked my fiew of Mia, who had produced the condom, suited up junior, and had gotten on top for some asian cowgirl. With only my hands to paint a picture, I could feel from her hips and inner thighs that she had her knees up and was impaling herself onto my cock. I probed Sofia's **** with my tongue, and she seemed to like it, but I didn't exactly get a flood of juice for all my efforts. Mia was as tight as her form might suggest and it wasn't long before I was filling the bag. I could already tell that my scenario of being able to line them both up on the side of the table, opposite a nice horizontal mirror, and sample both of them doggy style, wasn't going to happen. Although they chatted amongst themselves, they didn't really interact at all, no kissing, no tandem blow job. Just not well coordinated at all.

The best part of the whole episode was the massage I got from Mia after the extracurriculars. She had a firm, kneading technique that rolled out several knots from my back and shoulders, and she finished with a delicate, tingly tap-dance with her fingernails down the outsides of my arms and the insides of my legs. I can only say I wish the sex had been as good as the rub.

As I got dressed, Mia quizzed me on how I knew her name, being puzzled when I said this was my first trip to Love Spa but (yet I seemed to know about the availability of 2-girls action, and knew the price points). She got out her phone translator to help, and I told her I had heard about her from RubMaps (USASexguide. Nl didn't produce a good translation on her app!) But the characters on her phone were not the usual "brushstroke" Chinese style, they were rounder, suggesting Thai. Who knows?

So, all in all, it was a decidedly mixed bag, and not at all worth the extra Benjamin from my point of view. I didn't get to fuck two girls, I didn't get to taste two girls, I got only one quick peck on the lips from Sofia, and there was little interaction that made it truly feel "threesome-ish," if that makes any sense. It might have been better if Sofia never showed up (not that she did anything especially wrong, mind you), and I spent the entire 30 minutes getting my fill of Mia in multiple positions. As disappointing as the 2-girl session was, I don't think I would automatically say "No" to going back to see Sofia on her own; maybe she'd be more receptive to DATY on a different day.

Anyway, that's my experience with the 2-girl set-up. Thumbs down for me, especially for that much money.

[WarpFactor69]

On Saltzman. This is a perfect example of why I suggest that gentleman visit a random place when they're out driving around. I have visited this place multiple times, but never stayed because I wasn't interested and didn't get a vibe of good times. Today was different there is someone there going by the name of Amy. She's in her thirties, she had sparkling eyes and a warm inviting smile. I gave my usual hour donation that have mentioned many times and enjoyed all kinds of fun. Also got a decent massage.

[KorbenDallas]

Sorry to hear!

Maybe my name was wrong, but she's there from time to time.

They real and larger than most in spa's.

Yeah, I'm not good with names, either. Anyway, don't ask for specifically Monica anytime soon.