Massage Parlor Reports

[Jrp21]

I'm just sayin that most of us who do this do not expect to get a good massage. 9 times out 10, it's non-existent or just a way to start the "what do you want" conversation. All I'm saying is just cut to the chase and save yourself $40-60 house fee, unless you feel it's worth it. I'm sure there are exceptions as you mentioned, but I would imagine for most guys, they're there to bang more than anything.

Fair enough. 9/10 massages aren't worth it. But how do I find the good ones if I never try?

[Igotfingers]

I'm just sayin that most of us who do this do not expect to get a good massage. 9 times out 10, it's non-existent or just a way to start the "what do you want" conversation. All I'm saying is just cut to the chase and save yourself $40-60 house fee, unless you feel it's worth it. I'm sure there are exceptions as you mentioned, but I would imagine for most guys, they're there to bang more than anything.

While I do agree this makes a lot of since, as the majority of the massages are not actually worth the house fee, I'm a bit surprised that the house is willing to accept such a deal. It's great if they do since you can just cut to the chase of why we're all here (save for perhaps a few who enjoy the brief, likely mediocre massage at best). It is just that from an economic perspective, I assume the girl keeps 100% of the tips and the house gets the fee. If the house doesn't get the fee at all, they won't be making anything off of the transaction. Unless my understanding of the financials are off.

[Into N Out]

Don't speak for me. I love getting a great massage at a FS parlor. But of course it's extremely rare.

The good ones have been Rachel at Asian Palace, tall Amy, crazy Ruby at star, Lola too when she feels like it LOL. And a petite Emma at star that walked on my back.

I'm just sayin that most of us who do this do not expect to get a good massage. 9 times out 10, it's non-existent or just a way to start the "what do you want" conversation. All I'm saying is just cut to the chase and save yourself $40-60 house fee, unless you feel it's worth it. I'm sure there are exceptions as you mentioned, but I would imagine for most guys, they're there to bang more than anything.

[Jrp21]

That's what I've been saying. No one is going to an MP for the massage, and the majority of reviews say they're lame or non-existent, so why are we paying for it? Save your load for a day, so you can finish up within 10-15 min. A lot of girls rush even if you tip $. 40. I simply don't see how service is that much better (on average) by paying more. A lot depends on the girl's mood and whether she's into you.

I am noticing that texting them for $ qv isn't always as successful, so I like your method of just going in person. The pressure of not losing a customer might give mongers an advantage. Take it or leave it these girls will most likely settle.

Don't speak for me. I love getting a great massage at a FS parlor. But of course it's extremely rare.

The good ones have been Rachel at Asian Palace, tall Amy, crazy Ruby at star, Lola too when she feels like it LOL. And a petite Emma at star that walked on my back.

[Into N Out]

Found a place up the street from New haven.

I walked in, told them no massage, just bang bang. Offer only. 1. She accepted, straight to business. She was was in her mid 40's, man made c, right booty. Worth the money.

We need to start pushing for no house fee and just a QV of. 1.

That's what I've been saying. No one is going to an MP for the massage, and the majority of reviews say they're lame or non-existent, so why are we paying for it? Save your load for a day, so you can finish up within 10-15 min. A lot of girls rush even if you tip $. 40. I simply don't see how service is that much better (on average) by paying more. A lot depends on the girl's mood and whether she's into you.

I am noticing that texting them for $ qv isn't always as successful, so I like your method of just going in person. The pressure of not losing a customer might give mongers an advantage. Take it or leave it these girls will most likely settle.

[AntilySol]

Met the one with braces, called herself Linda. Pretty average build but hot enough to not remind me of a gilf. 30's-40's, the other one everyone was talking about Mia. Met her on the way out. She's petite and hot, but with some pretty fucked teeth. Will come back for that one regardless, looks to be 25-35's, younger than the one I was with.

40 hh, 120 tip.

BBJ, half assed massage, could suck the soul out of someone though hah.

[D Leee]

Found a place up the street from New haven.

I walked in, told them no massage, just bang bang. Offer only. 1. She accepted, straight to business. She was was in her mid 40's, man made c, right booty. Worth the money.

We need to start pushing for no house fee and just a QV of. 1.

[Rafaza99]

I know that Victoria left a couple months back. Has anyone reached out to see if she returned or if Lotus hired a replacement massage therapist? I really enjoyed the style of service provided here.

[Jrp21]

Morning visit at Star and got lucky today. Pun intended haha. Lucky has a very beautiful face with red lipstick. Pretty tall as well. I'm going to say 5'5. 30's. She has a slim, curvy figure. With dress on, tits looked to be C's, with dress off, more accurately I would say natural high B, low C's. A decent ass and this girl is very proportional. Some BD in stomach area but overall a very attractive girl.

She takes me to the room. I pay the house fee and the massage commences. Decent massage. Not light as a feather, not exactly CMT. No tease. I turn over and discuss / agree and hand over tip. She begins by bringing her tits up for me to suck on. Some LFK. Works her way down, nip suck and initiates a good BBBJ alternating between slow and sensual and a bit faster at times. At this point I want to 69 already so I tell her and she does the 360 crawl into position. Nice shaved small pussy and ass. I put my tongue in deep in her pussy and she must enjoy it because she matches my strokes. I'm ready to fuck so I ask for the cover. She's about to start in cowgirl but I tell her I want reverse cowgirl as I want to see her ass. Yup made the right choice. Good view. After cowgirl we do mish and here is where she gets into it and finally full blown initiates DFK. So I alternate between DFK and sucking on her tits. Nice suckable nipples. I switch to doggy and this is probably the best position. I tease her bhole while pounding but don't attempt to go in. Pound away in doggy and as I'm near finishing, I ask for CIM so I can enjoy that beautiful face draining me. Solid release.

140 tip.

40 hhr.

[Willie23]

Does anyone know a place in the SGV area that offers Table Shower with rimming?

Ruby in Whittier.

[Krazy888]

Called ahead and made an appointment with Mia on Saturday night. She met me at the door. Looking beautiful and petite. Tank top, denim shorts skirt, long black hair. Straight to the room. Paid HF pluse 1. 60 FS.

Undressed and she cleaned me off. Then straight to BBJ. Always good, good rhythm, great eye contact. She got really into it and then went double handed stroke along the BBJ and I got so turned on. Had to pull out before I blew right there. Went mish and pounded her into submission.

Manhandled her and put her where I wanted. She's maybe 95 lbs. I'm a good 215. But she has that grip. Turned her over doggy and pounded her. Again, very easy to manipulate her. Reminds me of a sex doll. She came twice then finished me off with her mouth. I pulled back and spilled on her tits. She didn't seemed too pleased but whatever.

I've had her a handful of times. Maybe one more round but I think its time to move on. She's hot and a great little fuck. But I guess I tend to lose interest.

Any recommendations?

[BenCooks]

So I decided to visit her for an hour after seeing such great reviews and her looks matched my taste. Was expecting to have a wonderful time. Turns out to be one of the top worst experience ever.

She was smoking hot when I met her at the door. Paid the house fee and undress, already hard from just looking at her. Massage was mediocre with zero tease, almost like she just trying to waste time. I tried fondling her legs and butts but she quickly pushed my hands aside. After about 30 minute of crappy rubbing, I flipped over and she asked what I wanted. Told her everything and offered 1. 4 which was all I had left after the house fee. She wanted 1. 6 and I said maybe next time, can only do 1. 4 today. Everything pretty much spiral downhill after payment, if it hasn't already.

She accepted, came back with the supplies and gave me a really quick BBBJ like 20 secs before putting on the cover for CG. No foreplay or tease at all. Told her I wasn't ready but she insisted on riding me anyways. I grabbed the side of her chest near the boobs to pound her easier but she complained I was grabbing her too hard when I was barely even holding on to her. She switched to mish because she was already tire of 1 minute CG and asked me to fuck her instead. I pounded away, trying to kiss her boobs, neck or face, all of which she pushed me away and said no. The condom slipped out at one point and she told me to stop and finish in HJ. I said no, I still wanted to continue fucking. She said no more condom which was a complete lie. After I insisted hard, she finally ask her friend to bring another condom in, I can tell her friend was disgusted with me as well from her face.


Entire session she constantly made disgusted / irritated noise like she didn't even want to be there. Called her a ***** several times, not sure if she understood me or not, but I hardly ever call a girl that unless it was really bad. 1. 4 for 30 minute of sex is not a low offer at all so I'm not sure what her problem with me is. I wasn't rude or smelly at all either, even showered and cleaned myself thoroughly before coming. I'm guessing she's developed GPS after all the previous mongers had offer so high. I ranked this one a total ***** on my top tier list.

Wow that sucks. I saw couple good reviews about her. She's probably had a bad day or something. I was planning to visit her too.

[TomTomS]

I had an itch for a table shower and tried my luck again at Ruby. My first look at Momo as she whizzed by was her purple hair. She came back and as an Anime fan, her hair was sexy as heck. Not as long as KPDH Rumi's but middle of back long. Also, thin body and nice boobs (didn't really check if MM, so pretty good feel).

I was doubting a little bit because she liked the smaller room (instead of the big one I was put in) and might not do table shower. Got that cleared up and went to TS but she was washing my back with her clothes on. But asked her it's okay to take off her white dress and she did. And boy, she is definitely trained in table showers. From body slides to cupping to water BBBJ to P2 P slide, she did it all. Also, really nice rimming (slurp from ass to taint to balls to dick) and then stuck a finger in which felt great. Oh, and DFK came out and was really nice.

Back in room, more DFK and I laid down while she gave more BBBJ before we switched to 69. She allowed rubbing of her ass as I ate her and she rubbed and poked my ass during her BBBJ. Went for standing mish but first ate her some more before cover expertly slipped on. Went slow and fast and she seemed to like the variety. She was begging for CIM and pulled out, got on table and she sucked me dry. Got her to kiss but then got embarrassed and went to spit and told me she needed to brush her teeth 😁.

The purple hair and service was a perfect visual combo. She might be here until next week so I definitely want a repeat with her.

[Asian_Pimp]

Does anyone know a place in the SGV area that offers Table Shower with rimming?

[Fruit Cake]

So I decided to visit her for an hour after seeing such great reviews and her looks matched my taste. Was expecting to have a wonderful time. Turns out to be one of the top worst experience ever.

She was smoking hot when I met her at the door. Paid the house fee and undress, already hard from just looking at her. Massage was mediocre with zero tease, almost like she just trying to waste time. I tried fondling her legs and butts but she quickly pushed my hands aside. After about 30 minute of crappy rubbing, I flipped over and she asked what I wanted. Told her everything and offered 1. 4 which was all I had left after the house fee. She wanted 1. 6 and I said maybe next time, can only do 1. 4 today. Everything pretty much spiral downhill after payment, if it hasn't already.

She accepted, came back with the supplies and gave me a really quick BBBJ like 20 secs before putting on the cover for CG. No foreplay or tease at all. Told her I wasn't ready but she insisted on riding me anyways. I grabbed the side of her chest near the boobs to pound her easier but she complained I was grabbing her too hard when I was barely even holding on to her. She switched to mish because she was already tire of 1 minute CG and asked me to fuck her instead. I pounded away, trying to kiss her boobs, neck or face, all of which she pushed me away and said no. The condom slipped out at one point and she told me to stop and finish in HJ. I said no, I still wanted to continue fucking. She said no more condom which was a complete lie. After I insisted hard, she finally ask her friend to bring another condom in, I can tell her friend was disgusted with me as well from her face.

Entire session she constantly made disgusted / irritated noise like she didn't even want to be there. Called her a ***** several times, not sure if she understood me or not, but I hardly ever call a girl that unless it was really bad. 1. 4 for 30 minute of sex is not a low offer at all so I'm not sure what her problem with me is. I wasn't rude or smelly at all either, even showered and cleaned myself thoroughly before coming. I'm guessing she's developed GPS after all the previous mongers had offer so high. I ranked this one a total ***** on my top tier list.

My Co Worker went to See Mia, his experience was good and Chill, definitely said she was really sexy, but I would not know, i m not really into Asians, sometimes it's cool, Asian woman do offer better service and once in a while you can get a legit petite one that has a nice Tone body.