Massage Parlor Reports

[Jibble1]

In the past I had only seen Emma (she is amazing) at JM.

Started the appointment a half hour late because the Booker messed up.

Told Irene I had had only seen Emma at JM and she got pissed telling me that she's not Emma.

She spent half the time lecturing me how bad Emma is!

Does not kiss! WTF.

Compared to the other talent in the area, I have no idea why people like her!!

I saw her yesterday too. She seemed overworked.

[ThomasSea]

In the past I had only seen Emma (she is amazing) at JM.

Started the appointment a half hour late because the Booker messed up.

Told Irene I had had only seen Emma at JM and she got pissed telling me that she's not Emma.

She spent half the time lecturing me how bad Emma is!

Does not kiss! WTF.

Compared to the other talent in the area, I have no idea why people like her!!

[Ampking69]

Happen to be shopping at Southcenter so decided to drop by BlueJade in Burien, the newest establishment from the same Shanghai / Best / Brisa management. While for me, Burien is closer than Auburn, but I still like their Renton location the most and hope one day they could re-open another one around that area (or maybe not, as I have no more excuses not to go often, LOL). MMS has been praising about Joey at their new location, and since I have not yet seen her, so I decided to try Joey and I'm very glad that I did.

Once I entered the lobby, a cute sound answered from the inside and shortly after the door was opened. Contrasted to Yuki / Sia, Joey is on the shorter side at about 5'1 or so, but still rocking a decent C cup and definitely HWP. The cleavage on her pink mini dress had my junior flooding with blood once Joey welcomed me with a smile and a warm hug. Since no one else was in the spa at my arrival, those we decided to use the room at the very end (next to the employee lounge) for added privacy.

After we were inside the room, Joey told me to get naked and lied face down on the massage table. At first I was a bit surprised since I always wanted to start the session with a nice mutual shower; however, Joey had a different plan altogether and asked me to get comfy on the table first, which I obliged since I just had a shower before coming. Joey started with some light massage and that quickly turned into catbath; she rubbed her boobs around my neck, back, and legs, which felt really nice.

Before engaging in TUMA, she cleaned my rear with some wipes and sanitizer, which I appreciate. By the way, her TUMA was great, while not as crazy deep as Anna, but still deep nonetheless. While I was on all fours, Joey went underneath me for some BBBJ / DT while giving me some light PM at the same time. She then turned around and we engaged in 69 with me on top; I was dining on her clean shaven kitty while Joey was grabbing my buttock forcing me to FF her deep.

By now my shaft was rocking hard and I also felt her kitty to be soaking wet, so Joey asked me to lie on the table facing up. She then climbed on top of me to resume the 69 with her on top now; I was DATY+FIV on Joey while she was BBBJ+PM on me. Joey then covered me up and mounted herself on me for RCG, then began riding me fiercely (which I enjoyed). I asked her to turn around for ACG, her boobs was bouncing while she grinded me non-stop for minutes.

While I was humping her upwards, Joey came down for some passionate DFK; she even asked me to stick my tongue out so she could suck on it. At one time, I could felt her mouth sucking on my tongue while her kitty sucking on my shaft. We then transitioned to Mish on the table while our lips were still locked together (not as easy to manipulate on the table). As I was pumping Joey in Mish, K9, lazy K9, then standing Mish, she was moaning like crazy, and LOUD.

Luckily since there were no other mongers at the time, plus we were all the way inside, thus both of us moaned loud but in harmony. Sindy even opened our door and checked what was going on inside, LOL. Anyhow, before I popped, I pulled out of Joey and she removed the cover to resume with BBBJ until I CIM. Joey even let my juice dripped out of her mouth and on to my junior, then swooped them back into her mouth with her tongue; wow, what a naughty girl!

By now we were only 30 minutes into our session so while I was resting on the table, Joey took me to the shower room nearby and had a mutual post-action shower with me. Her shower routine was fun and even had a quick BBBJ review. Once I was dried and back in the room, we lied on the table and chatted for a while. During this time, Joey did try to initiate round 2 and put my semi-hard junior back into her mouth. Unfortunately, I have another event to attend so I took a raincheck for her offer.

As I was getting dressed, finally another monger came in (from the monitor) and Sindy went to bring him in. At this time, Joey was still flirting with me trying to me to stay a bit longer. If it wasn't for my other important appointment, I would've definitely stayed for another round. Joey is probably among the naughtier girls from this franchise; I can't wait to see her again in a week or two, and will no doubt aim for 2 rounds with this cutie. Actually, I wonder how crazy it could be with Joey and Sindy in a duo.

Nov 2025

Girls Seen: Seven (7).

TRepeatL: BR Monica, BJ Joey.

TDoL: BT Ivy, TK Yumi, QM Lucy.

[Jizzm3]

Dropped by blue jade. I ended up seeing Joey, who was excellent and very pretty. The activities were a little strange. I got a peak at Sindy. Kind of a butterface but she has that Barbie doll body.

[KrDoggy]

She deserves it. I remember her going semi-overlooked for months on end at Elsa in FedWay.

Her regulars probably liked that situation better.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

It's been a while but back home for 3 days, dropped by to see Sindy nice sexy girl just my type a spinner with a sexual appetite. Dropped by early in the day and this sexy thing opened the door and that's all it took. Standard details just oozing in sexiness. Big fan and yes I will see her again but if I had know Irene was in town I would have run to see her just a cool chick that is about making you the most important person. Head gain is top notch and her bread and butter is riding CG and you are done. Ya got to give it up. Her body OMG. Sexy sexy sexy. . She may be the hottest person in WA in the AMP game, she knows she is sexy. I'm positive I have left a review about her seen here a ton starting at Lulus and everywhere else.

Been back and forth to Rome and Paris OMG. The women are exceptional and will do do anything. Because of Rome I'm looking for a spinner with a certain set of skills. I hope to find her here. Don't want to drive up to Canada.

Well gents the hunt continues be safe out there.

CHEERS.

[Italian Guy]

Showed up about ten o'clock on Thursday hadscheduled appointment with Irene. There were 2 other girls working as well. Was told by Irene that they were quite busy in the morning, but now they were very slow. So I came at a good time. Based on reviews, I guess there were others that tried to come early.And I guess it was just amiss, but that's the way massage world works.If you've been in the hobby long enough.

However, within about, two minutes Irene came out and greet with me.

I was put in the room contributed basic donation. Irene returned, she looked as good as ever for a petite thai lady with a bubble butt nice perky chest for her size, very good massage.

One thing irene does just make you feel like she's your girlfriend very essential. Verse, so I've spoken doesn't say much. Let you take the lead non pushy. All basic boxes are checked. For me, it's a repeat. I don't have to fly seven thousand miles to get thai treatment. And I don't end up having to deal with the attitudes of the latin girls. But yet I get a nice tan skinned woman. For me, it's a repeat.
I'll probably see her again next week.

[Italian Guy]

IF you had used the reviews on the board and possibly read my review on abby, you would have known that it was not a repeat and she was very busines like and professiona llike. However, there's so many white knights on here that everybody wants to create their own reviews and put some of these on a pedestal, even though sometimes they're lackluster. However, I think if you do see Irene, she's veryc clam. Mellow doesn't say much, and the session is very good. However, to each his own. Everything varies from client to client. UseQUOTE=Woodward;7437537]Different girl. Irene has rather dark skin, kind of like a thai. I've seen Irene a few times and she doesn't say much, at least nothing I can remember. Very good looking though. [ / QUOTE].

[Woodward]

She speak good English? Talk super dirty. Bubble butt? Iris maybe another name she used?

Different girl. Irene has rather dark skin, kind of like a thai. I've seen Irene a few times and she doesn't say much, at least nothing I can remember. Very good looking though.

[IstlFun]

Set an appointment to see Irene at JM first thing in the morning on Thursday, was stoked to hear I'd be her first guest there. Arrived shortly after they opened at 8:30 and was NOT happy to hear that she was already busy. Admittedly I stopped to hit the ATM next door so it was maybe 5 minutes after 8:30 when I got there, but whoever sniped me was the only other gent there, so there were plenty of other girls available.

This is the third time JM has bait and switched or failed to keep an appointment with me, and the right thing to do would have been to walk. Unfortunately my mongering opportunities are pretty rare and I didn't have time to go elsewhere, so I reluctantly went with the gal they presented, Abby.

She's a petite spinner with smaller man mades, I'd guess late 30's. Very businesslike from the start, and I could tell early on her style wasn't going to work well with me. What's the etiquette when you're very early in a session, like first few minutes, and you can tell it's not what you're looking for? Do any of you ever stop and ask if anyone else is available?

In any case, I didn't have the stones to ask for someone else. It was an ok session but mechanical and she definitely seemed like she was checking off a list. Also did the weird tongue thing another reviewer noted below where she would just stick her tongue out and just sorta leave it out while kissing? Would not repeat because why would you when we have smoke show Yumi at Tokyo and super fun Monica at Brisa available instead?

Texted with the booker about the situation afterwards, and we agreed that for future appointments we would use a booking name or code word to make sure it didn't happen again. We'll see if they live up to it or if they continue to prioritize the sure dollar of a walk-in over appointment customers. Too many other good options available now to let that monkey business slide.

Sry for the bad exp, had a similar session last time, the girl was all business, won't even kiss, and ended session short so many red flags should've walked.

[Captainpussymo]

It comes from their soul being dead inside from doing a job they hate.

. Also did the weird tongue thing another reviewer noted below where she would just stick her tongue out and just sorta leave it out while kissing?.

[KrDoggy]

Kudos to you CT for being calm. I would not have thrown a fit at the shop but I would NOT have hung around. Also that is multiple meh reviews on Abby, JM won't see my money for her.

I find the Brisa / Shanghai team is good on appointments, JM and Maple not so much. I don't even try at those places now because you aren't really reserving anything. Just go and if you can get the girl you want great otherwise bail. Like you said many many options.

Set an appointment to see Irene at JM first thing in the morning on Thursday, was stoked to hear I'd be her first guest there. Arrived shortly after they opened at 8:30 and was NOT happy to hear that she was already busy. Admittedly I stopped to hit the ATM next door so it was maybe 5 minutes after 8:30 when I got there, but whoever sniped me was the only other gent there, so there were plenty of other girls available.

This is the third time JM has bait and switched or failed to keep an appointment with me, and the right thing to do would have been to walk. Unfortunately my mongering opportunities are pretty rare and I didn't have time to go elsewhere, so I reluctantly went with the gal they presented, Abby.

She's a petite spinner with smaller man mades, I'd guess late 30's. Very businesslike from the start, and I could tell early on her style wasn't going to work well with me. What's the etiquette when you're very early in a session, like first few minutes, and you can tell it's not what you're looking for? Do any of you ever stop and ask if anyone else is available?

In any case, I didn't have the stones to ask for someone else. It was an ok session but mechanical and she definitely seemed like she was checking off a list. Also did the weird tongue thing another reviewer noted below where she would just stick her tongue out and just sorta leave it out while kissing? Would not repeat because why would you when we have smoke show Yumi at Tokyo and super fun Monica at Brisa available instead?

Texted with the booker about the situation afterwards, and we agreed that for future appointments we would use a booking name or code word to make sure it didn't happen again. We'll see if they live up to it or if they continue to prioritize the sure dollar of a walk-in over appointment customers. Too many other good options available now to let that monkey business slide.

[CamelToe2000]

Set an appointment to see Irene at JM first thing in the morning on Thursday, was stoked to hear I'd be her first guest there. Arrived shortly after they opened at 8:30 and was NOT happy to hear that she was already busy. Admittedly I stopped to hit the ATM next door so it was maybe 5 minutes after 8:30 when I got there, but whoever sniped me was the only other gent there, so there were plenty of other girls available.

This is the third time JM has bait and switched or failed to keep an appointment with me, and the right thing to do would have been to walk. Unfortunately my mongering opportunities are pretty rare and I didn't have time to go elsewhere, so I reluctantly went with the gal they presented, Abby.

She's a petite spinner with smaller man mades, I'd guess late 30's. Very businesslike from the start, and I could tell early on her style wasn't going to work well with me. What's the etiquette when you're very early in a session, like first few minutes, and you can tell it's not what you're looking for? Do any of you ever stop and ask if anyone else is available?

In any case, I didn't have the stones to ask for someone else. It was an ok session but mechanical and she definitely seemed like she was checking off a list. Also did the weird tongue thing another reviewer noted below where she would just stick her tongue out and just sorta leave it out while kissing? Would not repeat because why would you when we have smoke show Yumi at Tokyo and super fun Monica at Brisa available instead?

Texted with the booker about the situation afterwards, and we agreed that for future appointments we would use a booking name or code word to make sure it didn't happen again. We'll see if they live up to it or if they continue to prioritize the sure dollar of a walk-in over appointment customers. Too many other good options available now to let that monkey business slide.

[WonCarlos]

What used to be DIVA in Renton (SW 41st and East Valley) is now named Lux and the last Latina sighting for me. It's around the corner from Jade are.

Experience used to be huge upsell landing at 2. 6 so have your game on and walk if unacceptable. You can always come back, but if you show 2 benjis and walk, you remain in control.

Good luck and stay safe.

Thanks for that. Been wanting to go there but wanted someones recommendation. Ya 200 or nada for me.

[CityDweller]

Tried to hit La Moon because I was staying nearby in Belltown. Walked by a couple of times but there was a drug addict / homeless person literally hanging on their entry door. It seemed like the women inside had kind of battened down the hatches, but there was really no way of getting in without a confrontation with the person who was all cracked out. Not great for business for La Moon!