Massage Parlor Reports

[FU123]

I'm looking for a local provider who is into TUMA or FUMA. Anyone know if I can get these services local or do I need to go to Orlando?

What is FUMA and TUMA?

[JhandySpecial]

You guys have to realize that when Chinese people speak to each other it always sounds like they are arguing. However they are having normal conversation. In English when we talk fast and raise our voices it usual means an argument or disagreement. This is not the case with the Chinese language. I am around it alot and it always sounds like these people are shouting at each other, don't be fooled.

If you want to test this out, go order food in person at a Chinese restaurant and see how they communicate your order to the people in the back.

😂.

She should be escorted off of the property (no pun intended).

[Dick Stickem]

I'm looking for a local provider who is into TUMA or FUMA. Anyone know if I can get these services local or do I need to go to Orlando?

I cannot think of any spa in Jax where said services are delivered reliably and with gusto. You would have a better chance to find what you are looking for by reading the Orlando forum.

[Dick Stickem]

Whole experience was off and not good. Scheduled with Molly, not knowing what she looked like, assumed she was the smaller girl but didn't want to question it since I called ahead and mentioned the appointment once inside. Bella is kinda cute, older than Molly, skinny, no ass and small top. No pressure on massage, on the flip I had the donation waiting like usual, $. 6 and she kept pushing for $$. Went back and forth too long and gave an extra. 2 to stop the talk. Then I hear a full blown argument outside the door when she went for the rubber. Comes back in and starts giving a dry HJ, got it half ready and applied the rubber with no mouth action. 2nd reason little guy wasn't enjoying himself. 1 minute into a horrible ride she's asking me to blow the load. About 5 min into it I faked it because I was over the experience, waste of donation. She then proceeds to tell me the argument was because the other girl was Molly and she knew I was her appointment. Bella claims she just got to Jax this morning from otown and never does this, but needs extra money, I kinda believe her because she had no clue on how to do the job and just wanted it over with. Tells me how handsome I am and wants to see me more, not going to happen. On the exit Molly runs to me with a big hug and kiss and says sorry and to please come see her next week. We shall see.

She should be escorted off of the property (no pun intended).

[ProfessorJax]

I'm looking for a local provider who is into TUMA or FUMA. Anyone know if I can get these services local or do I need to go to Orlando?

[DtfSparky]

Whole experience was off and not good. Scheduled with Molly, not knowing what she looked like, assumed she was the smaller girl but didn't want to question it since I called ahead and mentioned the appointment once inside. Bella is kinda cute, older than Molly, skinny, no ass and small top. No pressure on massage, on the flip I had the donation waiting like usual, $. 6 and she kept pushing for $$. Went back and forth too long and gave an extra. 2 to stop the talk. Then I hear a full blown argument outside the door when she went for the rubber. Comes back in and starts giving a dry HJ, got it half ready and applied the rubber with no mouth action. 2nd reason little guy wasn't enjoying himself. 1 minute into a horrible ride she's asking me to blow the load. About 5 min into it I faked it because I was over the experience, waste of donation. She then proceeds to tell me the argument was because the other girl was Molly and she knew I was her appointment. Bella claims she just got to Jax this morning from otown and never does this, but needs extra money, I kinda believe her because she had no clue on how to do the job and just wanted it over with. Tells me how handsome I am and wants to see me more, not going to happen. On the exit Molly runs to me with a big hug and kiss and says sorry and to please come see her next week. We shall see.

[KidTorrid]

I agree and while I won't go in to specifics. She is not Jessica, or level of old cocontu. Additionally if the body is your objective, crystal at gold coast is far superior imo. The odd part about Soul Spa is they are trying to stay low key about offerings but the entrance is annoying. If going mid week.

I TOFTT yesterday with Molly. She is a nice person and pretty face. I would not describe as true GFE.

She's cute, body is tite, natural b's says she's 23. Who knows but was GFE to the max.

[EaglesSb]

The only rule to follow is that there are no rules. Do whatever the hell you want. Hookers have been around forever and they ain't going anywhere.

The rules are different for AMPs. I would say call ahead and say if they are available, don't just show up. I also agree with overpaying, that girl you're trying to impress will give you the same pussy someone else gets for cheaper. She'll also be gone in 2-3 months and not pick up your calls afterwards no matter how much you two "connected" so see it as just a transaction.

[JhandySpecial]

Enjoy your rules. Money buys everything, even the items on the secret menu. No girl enjoys low tips, the higher the tip the more GFE you get.

You forgot the most basic of rules. Make sure you are showered, smell good, and pay cash tips. Imagine expecting a girl to be GFE and you have terrible body odor, unshaven, smell ripe, and provide low tips. You get what you pay for and how you present yourself. Hygiene goes a very long way. I've seen mongers leaving or coming in behind me who are wearing socks and sandals, I could only imagine how bad those feet must smell. It's also an easy sign for a girl to know it is a low tip situation. That's why we always say YMMV because everyone presents themselves differently so they are treated differently. Stay safe mongers.

Here are some common sense rules I go by:

Don't do to other what you don't want to be done to you.

If you see more than one car by the Spa, drive around or go somewhere for a few minutes. Don't be dumb and still walk in and interrupt everything. Specially for the ones that have certain parking space. You know those cars are for their customers. You don't want to be interrupted, so don't interrupt others.

And you only create too much attention around there.

If they said they have appointments, just go and come back.

Sometimes they ask if you called, don't say yes unless you actually did..

[Dick Stickem]

Hey guys just moved here from Tennessee I work in pointe Vedra do any of the spas there offer extras.

It's a rich area. Frisky massage therapists don't fit in there.

[Dick Stickem]

Here are some common sense rules I go by:

Don't do to other what you don't want to be done to you.

If you see more than one car by the Spa, drive around or go somewhere for a few minutes. Don't be dumb and still walk in and interrupt everything. Specially for the ones that have certain parking space. You know those cars are for their customers. You don't want to be interrupted, so don't interrupt others.

And you only create too much attention around there.

If they said they have appointments, just go and come back.

Sometimes they ask if you called, don't say yes unless you actually did.

Don't pay too much thinking you will get a better service more.

The only rule to follow is that there are no rules. Do whatever the hell you want. Hookers have been around forever and they ain't going anywhere.

[FU123]

Here are some common sense rules I go by:

Don't do to other what you don't want to be done to you.

If you see more than one car by the Spa, drive around or go somewhere for a few minutes. Don't be dumb and still walk in and interrupt everything. Specially for the ones that have certain parking space. You know those cars are for their customers. You don't want to be interrupted, so don't interrupt others.

And you only create too much attention around there.

If they said they have appointments, just go and come back.

Sometimes they ask if you called, don't say yes unless you actually did.

Don't pay too much thinking you will get a better service more. Some of these providers only do certain things no matter what. Unless you agree with her. You're only making it worse for thr rest. I read a review recently that the girl didn't care about the money that he laid out on the table. She still didn't want to change her service. Paying top much for a mediocre service, make them expect the same from others. You're rewarding bad behaviors. She will never do what she doesn't want no matter what.

BTW, FYI, two of the major spas are owned by the same person. She doesn't allow certain things no matter what. So don't pay too much and expect more.

Remember if you paid for Ford focus the Lexus price, it's still Ford focus.


Also, it is better to give a review after a second visit if it's a good review. To make sure that the provider is consistent.

If it's a horrible visit, yes give one to warn us.

[PubEx]

Imo there WAS ONLY ONE place that was close to orlando in jacksonville and specifically one person who ran a nice place.

Its gone she's gone so I go to orlando for great experiences.

Souls spa is really nice inside but their talent would be low c+ in orlando. No one in town is a orlando-esque 'smoke-show'. IMO.

[KidTorrid]

Hey guys just moved here from Tennessee I work in pointe Vedra do any of the spas there offer extras.

It's Ponte Vedra BTW. But yeah, L1 from your great grandmother unless things have changed. And that's a YMMV thing.

[KidTorrid]

Hey guys just moved here from Tennessee I work in pointe Vedra do any of the spas there offer extras.

It's Ponte Vedra BTW. But yeah, L1 from your great grandmother unless things have changed. And that's a YMMV thing.