Massage Parlor Reports

**NewCleve** · Yesterday 19:25

Recently went to Harmony and drew Naomi. Based on the reviews I was excited. I think I was underwhelmed by the experience. She did a great massage, but she didn't want to DATY and her CBJ was really short. Tried to rush me out of there after just 30 minutes. I asked for more massage for the rest of our time and she wasn't happy about it. I like the spa but didn't connect with this provider unfortunately.

**Walker333** · 12-13-25 19:14

Originally Posted by Tebow22 [View Original Post]

Haha, sorry but what is a fake ass?

Similar to breasts, it's filled with silicone implants. Very popular in Latin America, especially among Brazilian girls.

**Tebow22** · 12-12-25 15:40

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Yuki was all that was available so I took her. Never seen her before. She was hot. Decent body. Fantastic fake ass, huge tits. Tan. Long hair. Pretty face with some fake lips. Shower was fun and she two handed HJ me for a bit and that was fun.

In the room her massage was more just like gently stroking her hands over my body, but she gave me a fantastic rim job for like 5-10 minutes. Amazing rim job. Then I had her sit on my face for a bit and then lay down and I went to down on that pussy. Which was awesome. She must have cum a bunch her pussy got so hot and opened up and tons of warm wet fluid soaked her while she grabbed me head. Fucking was fun. I took her from behind and that ass is nice and she stuck it in the air and face in the bed and her huge tits pushing out the side looked incredible. Fun fuck. I think she had fun too because she seemed a bit out of sorts after and took a minute to breath and collect herself. Super fun. Normal fee 80+160.

Haha, sorry but what is a fake ass?

**TallNwGuy** · 12-11-25 20:35

Any reports or sighting of anna the masked Wonder??

**Eddinger** · 12-11-25 12:53

Yuki was all that was available so I took her. Never seen her before. She was hot. Decent body. Fantastic fake ass, huge tits. Tan. Long hair. Pretty face with some fake lips. Shower was fun and she two handed HJ me for a bit and that was fun.

In the room her massage was more just like gently stroking her hands over my body, but she gave me a fantastic rim job for like 5-10 minutes. Amazing rim job. Then I had her sit on my face for a bit and then lay down and I went to down on that pussy. Which was awesome. She must have cum a bunch her pussy got so hot and opened up and tons of warm wet fluid soaked her while she grabbed me head. Fucking was fun. I took her from behind and that ass is nice and she stuck it in the air and face in the bed and her huge tits pushing out the side looked incredible. Fun fuck. I think she had fun too because she seemed a bit out of sorts after and took a minute to breath and collect herself. Super fun. Normal fee 80+160.

**ChonChon** · 12-02-25 14:51

Just stopped by on a chilly afternoon and got a girl named Yuki. I'd say mid 30's maybe early 40's. Slim body, nice firm ass. Face was okay (some surgeries). D's felt natural and a nice shaved kitty.

Started off with a quick table shower, gave some attention to the taint and boys which is always appreciated. Quick sauna trip then off to the room.

Has me lay down and she undresses. Gave an okay massage, was really more of a sensual rub down. She did give some light rimming unprompted so that made up for the rest of the message.

Has me flip and asks if I want everything and I agree. Starts off with a decent CBJ, then hopes on for some hot cg where I got to grip tight that firm ass of hers. Next up some fun mish and then some fun doggy to pop in the bag.

Fun time overall, girl had a good attitude and looked good. Rimming action was also fun (first time I've gotten that from a provider at harmony.) Standard damage house $80, FS $160.

**Eddinger** · 12-01-25 22:45

Don't know who's there currently. I'll prob go next week again.

Place is fantastic. Big. Clean. Great rooms. Spotless shower rooms and nice sauna. Usually hot girls. Rarely have a dud. Often have someone fantastic. Unfortunately everything covered even the blow jobs. But fun time. Great showers and hand jobs in the shower. Everyone gives good blow jobs and lets you fuck them however you want mostly. Never gotten anal but sometimes when they're having fun they don't mind a finger in their ass while I'm eating them out or fucking. Great hot towel service. You'll pay 80 for the 45 min session and have to tip 160 to fuck.

Originally Posted by Phloverno6 [View Original Post]

Hey fellow mongers.

Looking for some details on Harmony mMTs.

Lineup, features, house fees, tips, recommendations, MTs specialities, etc.

I'll be in the area tomorrow doing a little "shopping".

DM is welcome, I can reciprocate on Suburbs and MTs.

Stay Safe out there.

PH.

**Phloverno6** · 11-27-25 10:59

Hey fellow mongers.

Looking for some details on Harmony mMTs.

Lineup, features, house fees, tips, recommendations, MTs specialities, etc.

I'll be in the area tomorrow doing a little "shopping".

DM is welcome, I can reciprocate on Suburbs and MTs.

Stay Safe out there.

PH.

**MikeJones333** · 11-25-25 00:43

Originally Posted by SantaaClaus [View Original Post]

Is this just a coincidence that there's two blues in the area. The other one being in Mount prospect.

Battle of the blues! Which blue is better?!

**SantaaClaus** · 11-23-25 19:06

Is this just a coincidence that there's two blues in the area. The other one being in Mount prospect.

Originally Posted by CivicSi213 [View Original Post]

Lin- Very Cute face, average body, I wouldn't say fit. Poor attitude, mediocre service. Won't repeat.

Blue- is a must see. Total package and a good time.

**ChonChon** · 11-11-25 15:32

Dropped by on a chilly afternoon and got DeeDee again. Same fun girl as last time. Table shower she does a good job teasing and working on the boys and taint. Massage is pretty good too, she took off her panties and would grind against me as she licked and sucked me up and down my back.

The flip was great, good CBJ followed by some mish with some LFK. She loves prone doggy so that's up next, pop in the bag as she's tightens that kitty with every pump.

Finish up and she helps me get dressed and after a long hug off I go. Definitely one of the better providers there, worth it IMO. Standard damage, house $80, FS $160.

**CivicSi213** · 11-05-25 15:01

Originally Posted by ChonChon [View Original Post]

Just dropped by Harmony and got a girl named Lin. Early to mid 30's, cute face, athletic body and some nice Ds. Large tattoos on her arm and lower stomach. Pretty good English too so chatted throughout the session.

Started off with the table shower, was okay nothing special. Quick trip to the sauna then off to the room. Massage was good, did a good job on the shoulders and back and we had good chitchat back and forth.

On the flip ask for FS and she puts the rubber on while letting me suck on those big Ds. She then starts licking me until she gets to giving a decent CBJ. She then gets on top for some fun cw and I gripped that nice firm ass. Next up some fun mish and doggy and then have her get back on top to finish. She cleans me up and I'm on my way out.

Fun time, hot and chill girl, no complaints. Usual damage, house $80, FS $160.

Lin- Very Cute face, average body, I wouldn't say fit. Poor attitude, mediocre service. Won't repeat.

Blue- is a must see. Total package and a good time.

**ChonChon** · 10-28-25 17:19

Just dropped by Harmony and got a girl named Lin. Early to mid 30's, cute face, athletic body and some nice Ds. Large tattoos on her arm and lower stomach. Pretty good English too so chatted throughout the session.

Started off with the table shower, was okay nothing special. Quick trip to the sauna then off to the room. Massage was good, did a good job on the shoulders and back and we had good chitchat back and forth.

On the flip ask for FS and she puts the rubber on while letting me suck on those big Ds. She then starts licking me until she gets to giving a decent CBJ. She then gets on top for some fun cw and I gripped that nice firm ass. Next up some fun mish and doggy and then have her get back on top to finish. She cleans me up and I'm on my way out.

Fun time, hot and chill girl, no complaints. Usual damage, house $80, FS $160.

**Cmd04** · 10-22-25 22:52

Stopped in, asked for CoCo. MMS said CoCo not working.

Put. 80 on the table. Drew Heidi.

Prob early 30's spinner bait. 5' 2" or so. Could not have weighed more than a buck oh 5 ive, Legit C tats not man made.

Pretty cute in the face.

Shower to clean up junior, sauna then massage.

Some teasing, on the flip transfer of funds for next portion of the proceedings.

CBJ which was decent. Some effort there which is nice. Still couldn't make it completely disappear but A for effort.

Cowgirl followed by doggie.

Wasn't rushed but wasn't super authentic either.

She was prob a 7 or 8 but thought she was an 11 which is always a bit of a turnoff for me.

In terms of MP talent in and around chiraq I have certainly had way worse so Harmony stays in the good pile for now.

I will return.

Cmd.

**Cmd04** · 10-21-25 09:24

Going to swing by tomorrow for a much needed massage wink wink.

Who is the best therapist?

Nicole.

Blue.

Coco.

Will report back.

Thanks.

Cmd04.