Massage Parlor Reports

**JohnWarhammer** · 10-26-25 09:09

Originally Posted by BlueDrifter [View Original Post]

Saw 2 ads recently and was curious if anyone has had experienced.

https://nova.bedpage.com/EroticMassa.../13284935.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/EroticMassa.../13284931.html

Buttress lane is an apartment, typical Asian crap shoot, last two times I went to that one it was subpar and left feeling like my hand would have been better.

Portwood is an actual AMP, I've been there 3-4 times, the last lady I saw there had probably the most bimbo like body with rock solid tits, she was also very enthusiastic, but it's a by the numbers place so they get you rolling in and out pretty fast.

I wouldn't recommend either personally, but if you need to squeeze one out, go to the amp.

**BlueDrifter** · 10-26-25 02:50

Saw 2 ads recently and was curious if anyone has had experienced.

https://nova.bedpage.com/EroticMassa.../13284935.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/EroticMassa.../13284931.html

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-25-25 20:06

I visited this place earlier this year when Yoyo was around. I also saw Tina but didn't get the chance to have a session with her. This time around, I was greeted by Nana, who stood at 5'2, wearing T shirt and jeans shorts. In the room, she told me one hour rate of HF 70 + tip 200. I countered 160. She responded at least 180 so she would do BBBJ and 69. As an experienced monger, I felt insulted by being treated as a newbie who rarely touched women and she was not that attractive to me anyway though she looked young. The haggle killed my mood. I stood up and attempted to leave. She now suddenly accepted 160 and even showed her supposedly natural boobs, which looked like MM and I didn't want to touch them despite her invitation. In her last ditch effort, she claimed that she was very skilled at service and her pussy felt extremely tight. I declined, thanks obasan. This obviously triggered her, who then loudly proclaimed her age of 29 with I'd as evidence. Sure obasan. I was getting out of there. When I approached the front door, Tina heard our conversation and popped out from a room, asking what was up. I recognized her immediately and decided to stay for her as she was finishing up and looked like my type: 5'3, 100 lbs, dark hair past shoulder, fair skinned, very thin, gnd face, natural B cup, shaved pussy, small lower belly tattoo.

Tina insisted massage first. I was really tired of fake massages so I just laid there, waiting for her to go through the motions. Fortunately, that didn't last long. Upon flip, she quoted me upfront tip of 160. I accepted and made the donation right away. She undressed, showing off her nice body, though a bit too thin for me. She initiated with nipple kissing, then extensive DFK, followed up with BBBJ, which quickly transitioned to 69. She became wet and turned on. Time for cover and we fucked like rabbits. But her face was not that good looking under close scruitiny and my mood was not totally there. I reached out for DFK to get more excitment. She refused, citing 160 not enough for DFK post DATY. Her hidden GPS finally surfaced! That attitude was a little off putting. I lost my mojo almost immediately. To her credit, she continued to perform CBJ, HJ, and BBBJ in an attempt to make me cum. She warned me no CIM was allowed due to low tip amount. I just shook my head. She may still be a reasonable option for some people. I won't be back.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-25-25 18:29

Saw an ad and fake review of this place and decided to TOFTT. They had a 3-door setup like the defunct Apple Therapy Springfield. After the bell rang, an obviously older lady opened the door. She was short, maybe 5'. She wore a revealing green dress, which didn't help with her pudge body and round face. Her assets did look promising though. Heavy pale make up couldn't cover her age, my guess 50+. She pointed a room and told me to wait there. My hope already sank to the bottom. Not for long, another provider showed up, asking me who I was looking for. This lady looked like also 50+ in a darker skin tone, reminding me southeast Asians. Her dress was not able to cover her giant assets underneath. But her John Cena face turned me off. I politely said I would be back next time and got out of there.

**Tom McAn** · 10-25-25 16:13

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

Luba is beyond cury and well into BBW territory. On the other hand the massage is good and she is fun. The breasts were just great when I saw her a couple of years prior to COVID. Despite the weight I'd see her again but she's just so far out of my way. I saw one older Russian or Ukrainian lady recently in downtown Bethesda who gave a decent massage and a bit of breast play. There are others in the area but Bethesda is also a place I don't go very often.

Interesting. Has Luba kept her looks? She gained some weight before I stopped seeing her but that wasn't why I stopped going. It was her habit of talking on the cell phone while she was working on me, along with the Montgomery County crackdown. Luba was a curvy looker back in the day. I tried to have FS with her more than once but she refused. Subsequent reviews by other mongers indicate she's firmly held that boundary over the years. Maybe I'll have to call her again the next time I'm out that way, which may be a while. I haven't been to that part of Maryland in a number of years.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-25-25 16:00

Saw positive reviews of this place and I went to try this parlor out. Cici greeted me. She was borderline attractive, and I decided to proceed. She stood at 5'3, 110 lbs, long hair past shoulder, light skinned, gnd face, no waistline, MM Bs, shaved pussy. But she soon thoroughly shocked me with the all-in price quotes: half hour 200 (HF 60), one hour 280 (HF 80). I don't know what she was thinking and I should have left. I was somehow open minded that day and stayed instead. I told her that we should get busy right away. But she insisted performing her subpar massage. I rolled my eyes and laid face down following her instructions. Yes, the massage was uninspiring to say the least. I flipped and told her let's do it. She then undressed and carefully wiped the junior with alcohol. Then she brought out condom for CBJ, subverting my expectation! She even tried to finish me with CBJ. After she realized it didn't make me pop, she took out a clit viborator and asked me to initiate standing mish while she stimulated her clit with her sex toy. She also changed another condom because she ate spicy food prior to our engagement and she didn't want those spicy elements entering her pussy. That exercise proved to be a bit awkward for me. Her attractiveness also slipped down quite a bit without clothes. I quickly lost my interest. She then attempted to get me cum by jackhammer HJ without success. After all this, we spent not even 25 minutes, then she called time was up. I either cough out another 80 for the whole hour session or switch to a different girl for additional 200. I had enough and chose to leave. I had politely inquired her about the other provider. She said she was asleep. Realizing I was leaving unhappily, she told me the other girl, Nana, was ready and asked her to come out from the resting area. I didn't find Nana my type, either. On my way home, I complained to the booker over the phone. I won't be back for a long time.

**Jim Rob** · 10-25-25 11:00

Had a session with Emily at Latin med in Annandale, I recommend to pass on her. Very pretty young girl, but mechanical and very stand off, my absolute worst experience ever at this spa, I'm glad she's leaving in November and I recommend anyone but her, details not worth it, zero GFE.

Overall good place, but location for me kinda stinks.

**Youjizz1234** · 10-24-25 20:25

Originally Posted by NovaGuy69 [View Original Post]

I scheduled an appt with Sofie she is in her mid 30's tall, slender with round botty and nice beasts. She is a discreet and is so welcoming. I was looking for a body rub with FS. She walked me to a nice scented room. She let me know she offers FS and domination sessions. Sofie laid me down and rubbed with some oils and then played with my bd. She loosen me up and flipped me over and then rubbed the front and the action began. We both were coming and it felt like GFE. I plan to go back and let this bombshell fill my cup up. PM for #.

Something is definitely off about this girl. Texts were ok until they weren't and her add is more directed to helping older people heal (almost like a elder aid ad). And looking at OP's post history it's a lot of "the best sex ever" but he never posts links and always says to DM. Would take this girl and OP with a grain of salt. And this is her ad:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...890686724.html

**Youjizz1234** · 10-24-25 20:21

So if you've been following me this is the third girl from this "chain" I've visited. And is just as attractive if not more so then the pics. The issue is you're on a hard time limit with them ranging around QV and once you hit it they loose all interest. Tried skipping the massage and still you have to pay entrance and gain no additional time. So bottom line, spend the extra 40 or so and get a good Asian girl or visit a better Latin Place (like Holistic or Latin Med) were you get all the extras you don't at this "chain". So how do you know if you got a "chain" girl? Well they all have different numbers but if you ask what girls are available they'll send a list across three places (all in apartment complexes). If that's the case then you can pay alot for a brief spark of fun or find a longer, more involved girl at a real chain. Open to DMs and can answer if some girls are part of the chain or note. Like I said, she was beautiful and I'd marry here if I could, but the price is higher than the service provided so this is a last visit. I'll going dark from visits for a while, but again up to DMs and as always happy hunting.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...age-64368.html

**Rpatl** · 10-24-25 20:14

Didn't happen to me but wouldn't rule it out.

Originally Posted by Egotistic [View Original Post]

Do you think they give you BLS while a girl is grinding on you in CG or RCG? It's sorta my kink.

**Max #01** · 10-24-25 12:24

Originally Posted by DCKing [View Original Post]

Whats Joanna body type? I saw Wendy recently and it was a great time but she was not down with rimming.

About 5'6"; well-proportioned; not exactly a gym rat, but in decent enough shape. Not a lot of make-up, which was great. Probably bolt-on C's, but not too bad. Kinda' like the cute Asian girl you'd see at a Starbucks.

**DCKing** · 10-24-25 10:54

Originally Posted by Max#01 [View Original Post]

Visited yesterday and I can vouch for Joanna as noted above. Worth a visit!

Whats Joanna body type? I saw Wendy recently and it was a great time but she was not down with rimming.

**Max #01** · 10-24-25 10:42

Originally Posted by Rpatl [View Original Post]

I was visiting the area so decided to go to Ocean. I had texted ahead of time thinking I was set to get Cherry but she was busy when I arrived.

I drew Bobo. Honestly she didn't look bad at all to me. She got me over to the table shower which is always nice, and she definitely worked all of my areas. No BBBJ there but that was ok. Got back to the room and she gave me a really good massage. Then she asked if I wanted another girl and of course I said yes.

In comes Joanna. She is smoking hot. Bobo gives me a BBBJ while Joanna is getting ready. Bobo then proceeds to let me eat her out before laying down and let me go to pound town. Then Joanna comes back in. Decided to switch it up and get inside Joanna too. She is tiny and tight. It felt too good. Switch it up one last time and finish inside of Bobo.

They both give me a head and leg massage, and all of a sudden junior is ready to again.

Bobo then again went down to start with a BBBJ and soon after I'm back inside of her. This time I switch after 10 or 15 minutes and take Joanna to pound town and she came so hard as did I.

Probably one of the better experiences that I've had ever and they were both horny so they didn't give a shit.

Visited yesterday and I can vouch for Joanna as noted above. Worth a visit!

**Egotistic** · 10-24-25 10:35

Originally Posted by Rpatl [View Original Post]

I was visiting the area so decided to go to Ocean. I had texted ahead of time thinking I was set to get Cherry but she was busy when I arrived.

I drew Bobo. Honestly she didn't look bad at all to me. She got me over to the table shower which is always nice, and she definitely worked all of my areas. No BBBJ there but that was ok. Got back to the room and she gave me a really good massage. Then she asked if I wanted another girl and of course I said yes.

In comes Joanna. She is smoking hot. Bobo gives me a BBBJ while Joanna is getting ready. Bobo then proceeds to let me eat her out before laying down and let me go to pound town. Then Joanna comes back in. Decided to switch it up and get inside Joanna too. She is tiny and tight. It felt too good. Switch it up one last time and finish inside of Bobo.

They both give me a head and leg massage, and all of a sudden junior is ready to again.

Bobo then again went down to start with a BBBJ and soon after I'm back inside of her. This time I switch after 10 or 15 minutes and take Joanna to pound town and she came so hard as did I.

Probably one of the better experiences that I've had ever and they were both horny so they didn't give a shit.

Do you think they give you BLS while a girl is grinding on you in CG or RCG? It's sorta my kink.

**BigMartin** · 10-23-25 16:55

There was a small change of plans, but honestly the paid hour went perfectly. It's Sun Spa Jojo in Vienna. Near Chans Kitchen and the 7 Eleven on Gallows road.

Ok so I went in looking for a different chick, but the mammasan had a replacement right away. She introduced herself as Lucy and honestly she was cute. Looked to be about 25-28 years. Unexpected, but I ain't really going to complain.

Lucy no doubt tried her best. 1:1 type of interaction. None of that BS looking at the phone or watch. Her attention was all on me. Even when she was just massaging me, there was always a dash of TLC. No doubt I got hard quick.

So after spending half the time on more sensual vibes, we shifted gears to something more fun and wild. My God, she went at my cock as if she was addicted to it. My favorite part was when she used both hands to cup the nuts while she was devouring the whole shaft.