Massage Parlor Reports

**Woody2024** · 10-30-25 17:59

I'm always looking for another PW County spot to add to my rotation. Saw Upstairs' sign today when passing by on the PW Pkwy. All the reviews on a maps site were positive, except for one monger who wrote this in his one-star review: "Not happy. Go elsewhere for happiness. " LOL. I take this to mean the place is legit. Does anyone know any different?

**DarkRai2** · 10-30-25 17:28

TOFTT. Massage Supreme in Lorton on Ox Road Between Fuse Box and Starbucks is a legit establishment. The window decor suggests the standard AMP affair, but it's not and is a legit Chinese place. That said, there's a website on Google that shows the pricing. The massage was very good and relaxing, absolutely no indication of any extras offered. That said, the place is good, prices are reasonable and you get a frequent flier card.

**Kingalexander** · 10-30-25 17:17

So Mia is no longer at Latin med spa. She has gone independent and has a new location and number in Fairfax. Starting tomorrow her ads will appear on dmv Latina, bedpage etc. And she will be available, You can Pm me for her appointment number and if you have her other work number reach out to her.

**Rpatl** · 10-29-25 21:33

Only BBBJ. Everything else required rain coats.

Originally Posted by SwedishStud [View Original Post]

Sounds amazing, was this dream entirely BBFS?

**Serpico99** · 10-29-25 19:12

Originally Posted by JohnWarhammer [View Original Post]

Buttress lane is an apartment, typical Asian crap shoot, last two times I went to that one it was subpar and left feeling like my hand would have been better.

Portwood is an actual AMP, I've been there 3-4 times, the last lady I saw there had probably the most bimbo like body with rock solid tits, she was also very enthusiastic, but it's a by the numbers place so they get you rolling in and out pretty fast.

I wouldn't recommend either personally, but if you need to squeeze one out, go to the amp.

I texted the number for Portwood and they gave me the address for an apartment complex. So I passed. I assume Portwood is another Asian apartment crapshoot.

**IntelRobot12** · 10-29-25 14:59

Well today I tried something new. Had an appt with a AAMP provider and then attempted to get a second pop in by immediately going to Rt. One for a massage and extras. I drew Joy, mid-40's with s nice full body wearing a black dress. Shower was thorough although not playful in any way. Still, appreciated the cleanliness.

Massage was actually quite decent. I've recently started running and she worked out some tight spots in my shoulders and legs. I give it a solid 7/10. She came back in the room after the massage and stripped. I quite liked her body. She has nice breasts, lovely nipples, long legs and a decent ass. She's a little soft in the abdomen but that's not a problem for me. She's got a pretty face and a nice smile.

BLS + cat bath + DATY + CBJ + CG + missionary = a good time and she's quite passionate. I could not finish due to being overly ambitious today but it was still a good time. A little pillow talk and then cleanup and I was on the way. I saw some lovely other ladies there on the way out so I will try to make it back next time I am in the area.

**Swedish Stud** · 10-27-25 15:46

Originally Posted by Rpatl [View Original Post]

I was visiting the area so decided to go to Ocean. I had texted ahead of time thinking I was set to get Cherry but she was busy when I arrived.

I drew Bobo. Honestly she didn't look bad at all to me. She got me over to the table shower which is always nice, and she definitely worked all of my areas. No BBBJ there but that was ok. Got back to the room and she gave me a really good massage. Then she asked if I wanted another girl and of course I said yes.

In comes Joanna. She is smoking hot. Bobo gives me a BBBJ while Joanna is getting ready. Bobo then proceeds to let me eat her out before laying down and let me go to pound town. Then Joanna comes back in. Decided to switch it up and get inside Joanna too. She is tiny and tight. It felt too good. Switch it up one last time and finish inside of Bobo.

They both give me a head and leg massage, and all of a sudden junior is ready to again..

Sounds amazing, was this dream entirely BBFS?

**PapaBear86** · 10-27-25 01:39

Location upstair in a shopping strip above a restaurant and bar. Not much foot traffic when I went in the evening.

OPT for 30 min w / TS $60, Tip $. 40 - Met by MMS and brought to room, Mona came in, Little Thick Korean in her 40's natural D cups long black hair cute face and nice personality. 10 min TS, 10 Min massage facing up then CBJ, CG, standing mish. Allowed light kissing and suckling. Did not feel rushed throughout. Cleaned up and was introduced to Sky who looked younger and petite. Probably going to return for Sky.

**JohnWarhammer** · 10-26-25 09:09

Originally Posted by BlueDrifter [View Original Post]

Saw 2 ads recently and was curious if anyone has had experienced.

https://nova.bedpage.com/EroticMassa.../13284935.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/EroticMassa.../13284931.html

Buttress lane is an apartment, typical Asian crap shoot, last two times I went to that one it was subpar and left feeling like my hand would have been better.

Portwood is an actual AMP, I've been there 3-4 times, the last lady I saw there had probably the most bimbo like body with rock solid tits, she was also very enthusiastic, but it's a by the numbers place so they get you rolling in and out pretty fast.

I wouldn't recommend either personally, but if you need to squeeze one out, go to the amp.

**BlueDrifter** · 10-26-25 02:50

Saw 2 ads recently and was curious if anyone has had experienced.

https://nova.bedpage.com/EroticMassa.../13284935.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/EroticMassa.../13284931.html

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-25-25 20:06

I visited this place earlier this year when Yoyo was around. I also saw Tina but didn't get the chance to have a session with her. This time around, I was greeted by Nana, who stood at 5'2, wearing T shirt and jeans shorts. In the room, she told me one hour rate of HF 70 + tip 200. I countered 160. She responded at least 180 so she would do BBBJ and 69. As an experienced monger, I felt insulted by being treated as a newbie who rarely touched women and she was not that attractive to me anyway though she looked young. The haggle killed my mood. I stood up and attempted to leave. She now suddenly accepted 160 and even showed her supposedly natural boobs, which looked like MM and I didn't want to touch them despite her invitation. In her last ditch effort, she claimed that she was very skilled at service and her pussy felt extremely tight. I declined, thanks obasan. This obviously triggered her, who then loudly proclaimed her age of 29 with I'd as evidence. Sure obasan. I was getting out of there. When I approached the front door, Tina heard our conversation and popped out from a room, asking what was up. I recognized her immediately and decided to stay for her as she was finishing up and looked like my type: 5'3, 100 lbs, dark hair past shoulder, fair skinned, very thin, gnd face, natural B cup, shaved pussy, small lower belly tattoo.

Tina insisted massage first. I was really tired of fake massages so I just laid there, waiting for her to go through the motions. Fortunately, that didn't last long. Upon flip, she quoted me upfront tip of 160. I accepted and made the donation right away. She undressed, showing off her nice body, though a bit too thin for me. She initiated with nipple kissing, then extensive DFK, followed up with BBBJ, which quickly transitioned to 69. She became wet and turned on. Time for cover and we fucked like rabbits. But her face was not that good looking under close scruitiny and my mood was not totally there. I reached out for DFK to get more excitment. She refused, citing 160 not enough for DFK post DATY. Her hidden GPS finally surfaced! That attitude was a little off putting. I lost my mojo almost immediately. To her credit, she continued to perform CBJ, HJ, and BBBJ in an attempt to make me cum. She warned me no CIM was allowed due to low tip amount. I just shook my head. She may still be a reasonable option for some people. I won't be back.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-25-25 18:29

Saw an ad and fake review of this place and decided to TOFTT. They had a 3-door setup like the defunct Apple Therapy Springfield. After the bell rang, an obviously older lady opened the door. She was short, maybe 5'. She wore a revealing green dress, which didn't help with her pudge body and round face. Her assets did look promising though. Heavy pale make up couldn't cover her age, my guess 50+. She pointed a room and told me to wait there. My hope already sank to the bottom. Not for long, another provider showed up, asking me who I was looking for. This lady looked like also 50+ in a darker skin tone, reminding me southeast Asians. Her dress was not able to cover her giant assets underneath. But her John Cena face turned me off. I politely said I would be back next time and got out of there.

**Tom McAn** · 10-25-25 16:13

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

Luba is beyond cury and well into BBW territory. On the other hand the massage is good and she is fun. The breasts were just great when I saw her a couple of years prior to COVID. Despite the weight I'd see her again but she's just so far out of my way. I saw one older Russian or Ukrainian lady recently in downtown Bethesda who gave a decent massage and a bit of breast play. There are others in the area but Bethesda is also a place I don't go very often.

Interesting. Has Luba kept her looks? She gained some weight before I stopped seeing her but that wasn't why I stopped going. It was her habit of talking on the cell phone while she was working on me, along with the Montgomery County crackdown. Luba was a curvy looker back in the day. I tried to have FS with her more than once but she refused. Subsequent reviews by other mongers indicate she's firmly held that boundary over the years. Maybe I'll have to call her again the next time I'm out that way, which may be a while. I haven't been to that part of Maryland in a number of years.

**BubbleBoi402** · 10-25-25 16:00

Saw positive reviews of this place and I went to try this parlor out. Cici greeted me. She was borderline attractive, and I decided to proceed. She stood at 5'3, 110 lbs, long hair past shoulder, light skinned, gnd face, no waistline, MM Bs, shaved pussy. But she soon thoroughly shocked me with the all-in price quotes: half hour 200 (HF 60), one hour 280 (HF 80). I don't know what she was thinking and I should have left. I was somehow open minded that day and stayed instead. I told her that we should get busy right away. But she insisted performing her subpar massage. I rolled my eyes and laid face down following her instructions. Yes, the massage was uninspiring to say the least. I flipped and told her let's do it. She then undressed and carefully wiped the junior with alcohol. Then she brought out condom for CBJ, subverting my expectation! She even tried to finish me with CBJ. After she realized it didn't make me pop, she took out a clit viborator and asked me to initiate standing mish while she stimulated her clit with her sex toy. She also changed another condom because she ate spicy food prior to our engagement and she didn't want those spicy elements entering her pussy. That exercise proved to be a bit awkward for me. Her attractiveness also slipped down quite a bit without clothes. I quickly lost my interest. She then attempted to get me cum by jackhammer HJ without success. After all this, we spent not even 25 minutes, then she called time was up. I either cough out another 80 for the whole hour session or switch to a different girl for additional 200. I had enough and chose to leave. I had politely inquired her about the other provider. She said she was asleep. Realizing I was leaving unhappily, she told me the other girl, Nana, was ready and asked her to come out from the resting area. I didn't find Nana my type, either. On my way home, I complained to the booker over the phone. I won't be back for a long time.

**Jim Rob** · 10-25-25 11:00

Had a session with Emily at Latin med in Annandale, I recommend to pass on her. Very pretty young girl, but mechanical and very stand off, my absolute worst experience ever at this spa, I'm glad she's leaving in November and I recommend anyone but her, details not worth it, zero GFE.

Overall good place, but location for me kinda stinks.