Escort Reports

**StripedFashion** · 12-25-08 10:55

'Tis the season to be Hangin' 'Round the Camel Toe!

On a sleigh ride with St. Nikki
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la.

Parked the cart to get touchy-feely
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la.

Cracked the acorn, chewed the truffle
Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-La-La

Then shoved my Yule Tide up her fut hole
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-LA--LAA!

($$$.6) L/9, A/9, S/9

Lucky me caught her before she left for "da continent". She returns New Year's Eve.

$$.6 VG Holiday In-call
+$ for an added Greek schaaawing-batta-batta, schwing-batta

Sloppy Holidays!

StripedFashion

**ThePenisMighty** · 12-25-08 04:25

Last time I went to smile spa they kept asking me if I was LE and all gave me such a hard time (no pun intended). Ended up taking my house back from MS and digging out. Surprised they're still open.

Originally Posted by Skulzz

I believe you are talking about the one that works at Smile Spa. She quoted me $200. 00 FS All bare and $50. 00 for the house. You can't cum inside her and she will not swallow she said it is disgusting. I went there the next day and saw Kaytee. I did not go in because she is not that pretty and her body looks quite large. She looked like a tall big boned provider with small or no tits. The mama sans are Thai ladies and they do not know how to treat their clients. Very pushy. This is why Smile spa has gone down hill.

**Insatiable808** · 12-25-08 03:52

Does anyone have any very recent info on hottie Kendra Kane? Thought she was very attractive!

Mahalo in advance for the 411!

Happy Holidays - Safe Mongering

I808

**Ck813** · 12-24-08 14:50

I believe you are talking about the one that works at Smile Spa. She quoted me $200. 00 FS All bare and $50. 00 for the house. You can't cum inside her and she will not swallow she said it is disgusting. I went there the next day and saw Kaytee. I did not go in because she is not that pretty and her body looks quite large. She looked like a tall big boned provider with small or no tits. The mama sans are Thai ladies and they do not know how to treat their clients. Very pushy. This is why Smile spa has gone down hill.

Originally Posted by CM0069

Curious about kaytee too any1 toftt yet? . Recent pic of hers got my attention LOL (nice ass, hips, and mebe a cute face. Hard to tell from a tincy look), check out CL other name used was katie, seems to be on the low radar for a month it seems no reports good or bad, possible new aka if someone here recognizes her from the apparent no showing of the face cept mebe1 with the cellphone covering half her face.

**Jzjz** · 12-23-08 13:54

Face and personality like derty Lisa Koudrow. Nani sweet like strawbery. Maybe she dooshd befor my session. Tits perfecly small and firm like picking one lilikoi rite frum tree. Auwe

**Hinode** · 12-23-08 12:15

Originally Posted by Puinsai808

Here's photo's of Jazz / Lexee from DT with the perfect breasts and smelly pussy. I hope she is practicing a little feminine hygene now.

I am just amazed at how/where you guys get these pics of these girls (esp the DT ones that look like they came from a line up mug shot)

OK; now I can put 2 and 2 together, thanks for those pics. Yes, I got some memories of "Lexee/Jazz", because of her, I had to get rid of my text mesaging on my old phone because she kept texting me "daily specials" constantly.

My vote: Ill take fugly with sweet smelling anyday.

**Aaron Colt** · 12-20-08 23:21

Originally Posted by Memahu

Which is preferred, a fugly woman with a fresh smelling pussy or a model with a pussy that stinks on ice?

If its only the face that's less than desirable and the body is bangin, gimme the fugly.

**Puinsai808** · 12-20-08 21:29

Originally Posted by Memahu

Which is preferred, a fugly woman with a fresh smelling pussy or a model with a pussy that stinks on ice?

Here's photo's of Jazz / Lexee from DT with the perfect breasts and smelly pussy. I hope she is practicing a little feminine hygene now.

**Memahu** · 12-20-08 20:56

Originally Posted by Kailua Way

Was she the Lexee at the old lavendars? Had Tatoo of a scorpion on the side of her waist. First time at lavendar she was not a good service. Maybe she is better now. She is very beautiful. Might call her in the future.

Take care bruddahs

K W

Which is preferred, a fugly woman with a fresh smelling pussy or a model with a pussy that stinks on ice?

**Bench Warmer** · 12-19-08 03:06

Originally Posted by Chubs

I've received the same kind of treatment from RL as well. I dropped the thought of getting service from her and opted towards other independents...and gotten better treatment or reliability. So no need give up on independents just because of 1 bad apple experience.

shoot for 100 and you're bound to snag at least 1 ATF

What got me even more reved up was when I got home, I checked CL and found her last post. It was posted during the time I was waiting in the fricken parking lot! So pissed. Anyways, time to move on. Just thought I'd vent. There, all better...

**Kailua Way** · 12-19-08 01:21

Was she the Lexee at the old lavendars? Had Tatoo of a scorpion on the side of her waist. First time at lavendar she was not a good service. Maybe she is better now. She is very beautiful. Might call her in the future.

Take care bruddahs

K W

**Jzjz** · 12-18-08 15:04

See my escort report in the Massage Parlor reports for Lexee at thehonoluluhotties.com
Jz

**Localpopoki** · 12-18-08 14:18

Just commenting on Lexee/Jazz, who was mentioned in the massage parlor forum recently but who I only knew as an incall escort. Saw Lexee quite a bit last year when she lived in Kaimuki. I saw her quite a few times ($. 5 every time) & always had fun. Lisa Kudrow as an escort! Good service, but she got tired doing CG & we always finished with me on top. She allowed me DATY, though not if she had already seen someone else that day before me. I appreciated that consideration. I see now she's with an organization working out of Century Center. Called her up, but the price was the same, even for a longtime regular. I liked her, but have been exploring other pastures for variety's sake. I would recommend Lexee wholeheartedly.

LP

**Comp Dude 35** · 12-18-08 13:04

Independents can always be hot/cold, but for those of you who don't know, a lot of them keep phone records (number/name association) and if you are someone who they "don't like", you will get the run-around like described in the last 2 posts.
Treat them like you would any good provider and you will get justly rewarded. I've only sampled a few independents, but I treat them the same like I would if I went to an AMP and like Chubs said, you may find the gem ATF in one.

The Dude

Originally Posted by Chubs

I've received the same kind of treatment from RL as well. I dropped the thought of getting service from her and opted towards other independents...and gotten better treatment or reliability. So no need give up on independents just because of 1 bad apple experience.

shoot for 100 and you're bound to snag at least 1 ATF

**CM0069** · 12-18-08 03:30

Originally Posted by Member #2322

When I called, the contractor said, "In a couple minutes." Half an hour later, no show, so I left.

I hate waiting myself, 15 - 30 min max I would wait, and I would really want to see that person on top of that otherwise just say next time dont want to feel rushed like that and it pretty much kills the mood, damn 2hours. The few indies I have done in my past I never waited at all, show up and you are in, after 2 way calling and such, if the phone tag seems strange I'd bugg out.