Massage Parlor Reports

[FlagDude69]

I guess not all of us were taught how satire works in writing. Here is some suggested reading while getting a BBBJ at an AMP. I suggest ANFU on Dunlap.

Animal Farm by George Orwell.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey.

Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller.

1984 by George Orwell.

Those are some of all time fave books that you listed, I'm reading Catch22 right now for the 4th time in my 60 years.

Uh, satire is awesome, but the OP wasn't satire. It was an expression of the "Rules for Thee but not for Me" attitude that's wrecking our experiment with Self Governance.

[MassageIsLife]

They really need a sarcasm font for the internet to make things obvious for some people that just don't get it hahaha.

For what it's worth, I thoroughly enjoyed your satire.

I guess not all of us were taught how satire works in writing. Here is some suggested reading while getting a BBBJ at an AMP. I suggest ANFU on Dunlap.

Animal Farm by George Orwell.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey.

Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller.

1984 by George Orwell.

[Desert Rat]

This political posting is sad.

The fact that you feel like you are above the law and others are not is exactly what is wrong with our nation at this moment.

I guess not all of us were taught how satire works in writing. Here is some suggested reading while getting a BBBJ at an AMP. I suggest ANFU on Dunlap.

Animal Farm by George Orwell.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey.

Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller.

1984 by George Orwell.

[WiseTraveler]

Hiya. Sr member posted several times in Phx and other boards. Just looking for an old school massage + HJ. Don't even care about looks that much though cute would be nice (just no fake tits). And preferably don't have to hint for 50 min before they finally say, "You want?" and try to drench me in oil and jackhammer for 5 min.

While I realize I can negotiate for just that at FS places, it ends up being more expensive and not that great TBH. I also want an actual decent table and not the thin ones against a wall / mirror that FS places often have. Near Old Town but will drive if worth it. RMaps has been useless for some time and not seeing any recent posts that weren't about BJ or FS. Thanks in advance.

[WildWilbur]

Oct 5: Years ago, when I first discovered how hot the west valley was for fun, I hit up a spa called Anfu. And it was terrific. Hadn't been in years and I was planning on going to Heaven, but I had just picked up a trailer load of construction supplies and (a) I almost got clobbered trying to turn in to their lot and (b) not exactly a lot with space for my rig. So, I figured I'd do an old favorite. They were busy. 2 girls, one MILF and one cute maybe 30 long curly hair didn't get a good look. They wanted me to do the pay now and wait in the room thing which I hate, but I was soaked in sweat and needed a shower, so in this case figured I would take a nice long shower while I waited, hopefully pulling the 30. I showered and waited a few minutes and behold a 3rd girl appeared in my room. Shoulder length brown hair and very cute. Xiaxia or Shasha?

She stared a massage at my head and I decided to once again not be my usual passive. I caressed her ass over her dress then under and she pulled up her dress to show me her black sexy panties. Something clicked. She was really cute and those panties. I got up and pulled her over to the side of the table, sat her down and tried to pull those panties off. She held them with her hand and told me "you need to pay" and I said yeah yeah I will and she gave in. What happened next was a good half hour of me sucking her clit, licking her delicious slot and chasing her all over the table. She tasted great, I got my tongue in as deep as I could and when she would try to pull away I just wasn't having it. She got so wet. Finally, we stopped, both laughing. She told me she came 3 times. Who knows? If she did, great, that was the point, because I figured great service for me would follow. Boy was I right.

I paid her. 6. She came back, stripped and was on her knees sucking my bare cock in no time. Nice C tits, eye contact as my cock went in and out of her mouth. Up on the table, covered mish, doggie and then she got off, I got on my back and she kneeled between my legs. Eyeing again I doubled over the pillow so I could see as she pulled off the CD and took my cock in her mouth over and over while watching me the whole time. Didn't take more than a few minutes and I blew hard in her mouth. She kept sucking till I stopped trembling then spit in some tissues and left to clean up. Wow. She's there till the end of the month.

[ChineseLuver]

I had a similar experience here today. It was a slow start from inexperienced young girl. I'm pretty sure her name was Jessica. You have to let this one massage you first before asking for extras. But beautiful and good CFS 170 plus house fee.

I Can't tell you anything about the massage that's not what I'm here for. She's becoming one of my favorites. I see her a couple times a week and the experience keeps getting better and better.

[SingleSpeedaz]

There's three different massage places in that one strip mall. Infinity is located right next to a tax or insurance place and a gunshop. K-SPA, Which is run by the same people as Inifnity and the infinity girls can go over there if asked is further down in the strip mall close to the empty big retail store. If you ended up in the smaller building in the same strip mall area that's like three stores including the massage place you were at Serenity spa.

Is the K Spa in Mesa owned by them also?

[Ghedo Kramer]

Went to Infinity the other night. Sounded like it was a busy day as the rain over the weekend kept everyone away. I was greeted by Momo who took me to the room, but she was not working that day, so she sent Vivian in. Very good looking, about 5'5, with MM D's. Her English is good and did not need a translator app. Opted for the ts with b2 b. It was very thorough and did a good tuma and preview BJ. She dried me off and back to the room.

Once we got settled, we started a make out session, she's very good at dfk. She then dropped to her knees for a BBBJ with a little dt. We progressed through rcg, k9, mish, then cim. Had some time left so she offered a massage. It was really nice and after a couple minutes I realized she must have had a long day so I asked if she wanted a massage from me. Her face lit up and she stripped down and hopped onto the table for her turn to get some relaxation. After about a 10 minute massage for her, she wrapped up our time with a few thank you kisses. I got my full hour and the other girls were busy cleaning up when they all said bye to me. I highly recommend Vivian and I think she's here until the end of the month.

[Batman8899]

What is LEO check? What do they check for exactly?

Seeing if you will engage them in a way a LEO would not.

[Khancious]

What is LEO check? What do they check for exactly?

They check your gun. Got to see if your packin' a pistol or rifle.

[JustWant1HJ]

Driving down Southern I spotted an old favorite with an open massage sign. Pulled in and two girls working. Both in late 20's. Went with the one who looked happier and not like she just pulled herself out of bed.

KK was my date for the next 30 minutes. Nice body, C MM, trimmed kitty, smelled nice.

$50 to the house. Massage to get to know each other and LEO check. Passed and the flip. Asked what I wanted and I requested the full menu. She agreed but the price was not where I wanted to be. Some negotiations almost killed it for me. But we saved the deal and proceeded with the partnership. We visited all the locations except the Greek location was not open. Went well over the 30 but she didnt seem to care and no one care in while I was there. The quiet was great compared to Cozy where its a sausage fest.

Overall not a bad partnership. If I didn't want to drive west I would see her again.

It seems that Mesa is slowly coming back with Kyoto, Lucky (Greenville), Ya Ya (Main), and Cozy. Still not see the A list talent of Top and Aloha. Maybe at Cozy.

Always forward.

What is LEO check? What do they check for exactly?

[AZGuy2001]

I guess anything's possible but if I were the Police looking to bust one of those places, I'd take over an existing one that everyone knows provides extras rather than opening a brand new place that no one knows about.

Well, I did decide to TOFTT and as was said in another review (which I had not seen yet), nothing happened. Massage was so so, but nothing even close to the boys and that was it.

Bummer.

[MaxGaines69]

Stop in to Heaven around noon, and was happily greeted by Amy. She was previously at Red Star over in Peoria. I had a blast with her when she was over there. And was quite surprise and happily to see her here. Amy semi remembers me from our previous encounter. Which is always a good thing and a good sign since we can pretty much skip the formal introduction and menu discussion. What that being said, Amy took me right into the room. Gave me a moment to get myself comfortable. A few minutes later she comes right back in to start the massage. Being mischievous I instead start feeling her up and down, rubbing on her ass and petting her kitty over her panties. She leans closer to me and ask if I wanted to fuck first and massage later. Which I smile and nod with approval. Without evening mentioning the tips. Amy left the room, can comes back in shortly. She slipped off her dress, and panties. She's now butt naked, walks right up to the edge of the massage table and proceed to wake up junior by swallowing him whole. She gave me a good few minutes of bls, BBBJ and attempted to dt on junior. As soon as junior is at full staff, she wraps him up and and climb on board for some bump and grind. Each time she lift up then lowers herself I would thrust up to meet her midway. She was enjoying this, just as much as I am. After several minutes of her riding me, I switch position, now having her laying on her back and legs spread wide, I plow and plundered, ravaging her nicely groom kitty. Making sure she's squirming. She moaned soft and breathe heavily as I picked up pace and kept pounding her. As soon as I was getting close to cumming, I pulled out and remove the rubber, give myself a few stroke then sprayed every last drop on her belly button. Watching it overflow, slowly flowing on her stomach. After I was done, Amy gets up and got us both clean. Once the cleaning is done. She proceed to massage me for the remainder of our session.

[Batman8899]

I stopped by Oasis Massage (southeast corner of North Val Vista Drive and East Baseline Road in Gilbert) just to check things out. I didn't have time to try a massage there. It's in the strangest shopping center. The shopping center doesn't face the road so it's impossible to see what's in there from the road. I guess that's good for a massage establishment because there's plenty of private parking in the nearly-empty complex.

It's your standard massage parlor. They don't have a shower. I was greeted by someone in tight yoga pants and a halter top track suit with a zipper in front so I'm guessing that extra services are available just from that but, like I said, I did not partake.

I went and posted a review.

It showed promise and the talent was on point but nothing happened. Dissatisfied and disappointed I never returned.

[PowerZ]

I went in on a Monday. I guess Mondays are one of their busier days. Abby greeted me by jumping into my arms while grabbing my dick and kissing me. She's super fun. I had an appointment with Vivian though so we parted ways.

Vivian is a beautiful girl. She speaks English pretty well and is easy to communicate with. Table shower was fun. She was very thorough and I spent some time with her TUMA while she was reaching under stroking me. That was pretty hot.

Back in the room the GFE was top tier. Her lips are super soft and that bottom lip is plump. I spent a lot of time DFK'ing her. She has a nice body with beautiful tits so I enjoyed some Russian with her while she made eye contact with me. Very sexy girl. I delay covering up for as long as I can. Her BBBJ is flawless. Very smooth, wet and enjoyable. I like long slow strokes and she took direction well. After all this floor play, I needed to be inside her. I gave her the cover and she applied it with her mouth. I went through a couple different positions with her as this was my first time with Vivian and I wanted to experience everything. When I was getting close, we switched back to missionary so I could see her beautiful face. I had a great time and highly recommend her to everyone.

Honestly, I don't think you can go wrong with anyone at Infinity.

I had about 5 to 10 minutes left on the clock and she finished up with a head massage and shoulder massage. Her massage is also very good.

Go see Vivian now.