Massage Parlor Reports

**DWaits** · 10-20-25 20:42

I forgot to say in my last review of Royal in Rogers Park that I stopped by 365 Hot Spa before I went to Royal. They had a very short GILF there. Normally I like small MILFs but this woman's body seemed to be too boxy for my tastes. And she quoted 200. I might normally negotiate down to the 120-160 range but not with a body like that. I share this info as a public service announcement for the GILF lovers who like short boxy bodies.

**ConfuciusMan** · 10-20-25 20:01

Here is the youtube fox news link.

https://youtu.be/4xoZVzSYO5s?si=iY_DQIC4Rw7MihHZ

**Fit312** · 10-20-25 18:21

Originally Posted by Bkmsw [View Original Post]

I went through some of the mugshots and ages of these woman and all I got to say is wow! I have 15,20, and sometimes 25 years on these girls and I look a lot better and younger than them. Goes to show you how a rough life can age someone rapidly.

I was surprised that the gal from P10 was only 33.

**Bkmsw** · 10-20-25 14:36

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Looks like BHC got busted.

I went through some of the mugshots and ages of these woman and all I got to say is wow! I have 15,20, and sometimes 25 years on these girls and I look a lot better and younger than them. Goes to show you how a rough life can age someone rapidly.

B.

**HappyGardener** · 10-20-25 13:35

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Pouring sticker on the black covered windows at moon spa, at Fullerton and western. West side of the street just south of Fullerton. Next to the used car dealership. That one.

That was supposed to be "orange" sticker. Voice to text and I didn't proofread.

It's this place.

https://asianspachicago.com/

**HappyGardener** · 10-20-25 09:56

Pouring sticker on the black covered windows at moon spa, at Fullerton and western. West side of the street just south of Fullerton. Next to the used car dealership. That one.

**Fit312** · 10-20-25 07:45

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Looks like BHC got busted.

I stopped by yesterday around 10 AM and while there was no yellow sticker, there was a "closed" sign up and no one answered the door. Keep in mind that aldermen don't run the various city departments although they can certainly make calls and take credit for the city's actions. A former alderman on the North Side got involved in a bum fight because he attempted to clean up a site where people were engaged in pubic drinking after the police ignored his complaints, so they're not all-powerful.

**ConfuciusMan** · 10-18-25 22:47

Looks like BHC got busted.

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Guess Alderman Ramirez finally had it and took some action. Stay safe guys.

https://publicsearch1.chicagopolice....istrict=&Beat=

**OrangeLine1** · 10-18-25 20:50

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Guess Alderman Ramirez finally had it and took some action. Stay safe guys.

https://publicsearch1.chicagopolice....istrict=&Beat=

Orange Boss must be on some crack. She literally got 2 of the 9 arrested and now moved 7 of the girls to 3791 right next to Orange and Vice Captain Gallagher already is set to raid that place. Shit is wild how stupid these bosses are SMH.

**OF Charlie** · 10-18-25 18:30

Guess Alderman Ramirez finally had it and took some action. Stay safe guys.

https://publicsearch1.chicagopolice....istrict=&Beat=

**DWaits** · 10-18-25 15:44

Had an escort cancel on me again so hit this spot up since I'm far northside. I have been there before. They seem to keep the woman in the spot for a long time. Not the usual 7 day rotation.

Location: https://www.yelp.com/biz/royal-massage-chicago.

Price: 160 for 30. Normally I start with a 120 offer but 140 seems to be the new range. She was friendly. I was tired after some other things fell through.

Providers name is Rose. Lower age range of GILF.

Body: Second flattest chest I have ever experienced. Flat as a board. But nipples were really long and thick. If you like long dark nipples, she's your GILF. Didn't get a good look at the ass. Pussy hairy but not unruly.

Face: Ok. Good enough.

Personality: very friendly.

Action: LFK. Better than normal Chinese women who either open their mouth or who seem to peck like a bird with their tongue. She knows how to kiss. DATY and FIV while DATY. HJ and then CFS. I don't know if BJ is on the table. I'm sure it is, but I like to DATY for a long time and needed time to screw. Went standing mish and it felt good. She has some belly / baby damage, but not super bad. So she's tight enough for a GILF. Didn't feel like I was swimming in her and I'm probably just below average size.

Don't love that this spot is in a high traffic area but she keeps the front door open so you walk into the vesituble and then knock on the door. The woman who used to be here kept booth doors locked and you had to stand out there while ringing the bell. Normally I don't care about standing on the street but this spot is too close to my home.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 10-17-25 15:43

Originally Posted by Othera489 [View Original Post]

Is that massage envy on diversey?? And how much was the damage?

Haha- I would love to get even a HJ at massage envy but not going to happen. I think he's taking about diversey & austin. There a hispanic ice cream place at 6003. Map it and search massage to find the place I think he's talking about.

**HankyDaPanky** · 10-17-25 12:37

Originally Posted by Dgordon630 [View Original Post]

Visited Linda on Western recently and had a good experience. Eager therapist that I had a good connection with. Not super young but had a nice frame and great naturals. Be safe.

Linda like to explore the services?

**TheChudster** · 10-17-25 08:57

Originally Posted by Satriani [View Original Post]

I know this is not the thread but there really isn't any.

Has anyone tied Sublime Savana in south loop. Or does anybody have any recommendations for some lite bdsm.

Alright, I'll help you out since I was wondering about Savannah myself before I saw her and just couldn't nail down any solid info.

I booked her for a massage (not BDSM) and got the appointment, no fuss no muss. Got to her place, and she is about 30-40 pounds heavier than her pics would suggest. No joke there. You can tell she was thin in her younger years but is now borderline chubby. Despite that, she's attractive and has a sexy aura about her, so I was still into it. We did the massage, and while she's most certainly not a LMT, the rub was nice and sensual. Flip was good, she was wearing a cute thong that I found sexy. Anyway, it was fine and pretty standard as far as the price for a 60 minute rub and tug in Chicago from an independent provider.

The worst part was that about a month later, I texted her for another appointment, and she was SUPER fucking rude to me. I'd heard she was like that from others, catch her on a bad day and she's a freaking head case. I'm a little surprised with what she's charging that business is good enough to where she can treat clients like that and just piss away a few hundred easy dollars. But what do I know?

Bottom line, I believe she's truly YMMV. Worth it to at least try once, but the experience was pretty mid for me.

**Dgordon630** · 10-16-25 14:07

Visited Linda on Western recently and had a good experience. Eager therapist that I had a good connection with. Not super young but had a nice frame and great naturals. Be safe.