Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[LotsOLead]

Stopped at GL and the new girl is Amy. Right off the boat with limited English. Here for a month. Petite, A. + tits, tight, very tight and a beautiful smile that will make you want to come back. Very protective of the money maker so no insertion of anything other than your covered manhood. Overall, a very good experience and will repeat.

I can confirm Johnny's assessment on Amy. Nice lady and very tight.

[The Banger]

Stopped in for a little relief this eve. Drew a chunky middle age one wearing a shortish skirt. Opted for the half hour since they seemed busy. Massage was decent with a little tease. On the flip she asked if I wanted L1. I kinda shrugged and she offered L2. Wanted 1. 2 and I countered with. 8. When she balked at that I declined anything and she suddenly agreed. She grabs the oil and starts L1 and I said whoa. I was not giving her 8 for L1 and just said stop. Cleaned up the oil and finished my neck and shoulders. On the way out she tried to demand a. 3 tip and I basically pushed past and said NO. We need to boycott these places with their attitudes about tips. Inflation is one thing but GPS is getting ridiculous. Let them starve for 3-4 weeks and I bet we start seeing better attitudes. I can do a better L1 for myself than most of these bitches and save myself some money.

Right on brother!

I had a similar situation there. Agreed on uncovered BJ or so I thought. Started with the oil. I said no way. I had already given up the cash. I said "no condom or give me my money back. " She hesitated. She could tell I was serious. Left the room came back with my 120. Tried to play the victim. That makes it even worse. If you can walk out without any tip, even better.

I think she may have some ownership. She is possibly the same one who worked at BEI on Higgins in Chicago who did CFS. Another monger ID'd her to me. I've encountered more greed there than any other place. Stand your ground mongers, don't be weak. I know it's hard when you are hard, to deal with bait and switch, but if you don't, you just strengthen their greed.

And just in case some monger wants to screenshot this and give it to the boss / girls, good. They should also know I haven't been back with my wallet. I've been investing in Wisconsin's economy!

Greedy girls.

[HarryP1]

Stopped in for a little relief this eve. Drew a chunky middle age one wearing a shortish skirt. Opted for the half hour since they seemed busy. Massage was decent with a little tease. On the flip she asked if I wanted L1. I kinda shrugged and she offered L2. Wanted 1. 2 and I countered with. 8. When she balked at that I declined anything and she suddenly agreed. She grabs the oil and starts L1 and I said whoa. I was not giving her 8 for L1 and just said stop. Cleaned up the oil and finished my neck and shoulders. On the way out she tried to demand a. 3 tip and I basically pushed past and said NO. We need to boycott these places with their attitudes about tips. Inflation is one thing but GPS is getting ridiculous. Let them starve for 3-4 weeks and I bet we start seeing better attitudes. I can do a better L1 for myself than most of these bitches and save myself some money.

[SoLucky]

Went by North and South 3 times each over the past couple of weeks. Lights and signs are off, but looks like the normal decor and furniture are still inside. I checked at various times on different days and it was the same thing at both.

[MundSaba]

May I ask where exactly it is and how I might be able to make an appointment? I'm assuming it's not walk-in, and I don't actually know what GL really is.

Stopped at GL and the new girl is Amy. Right off the boat with limited English. Here for a month. Petite, A. + tits, tight, very tight and a beautiful smile that will make you want to come back. Very protective of the money maker so no insertion of anything other than your covered manhood. Overall, a very good experience and will repeat.

[Johnny Cum]

Stopped at GL and the new girl is Amy. Right off the boat with limited English. Here for a month. Petite, A. + tits, tight, very tight and a beautiful smile that will make you want to come back. Very protective of the money maker so no insertion of anything other than your covered manhood. Overall, a very good experience and will repeat.

[TinCanMan50]

I visited here today, and the person who I saw was named LiLi and was a mature Chinese woman, who was taller than many women there, and had blonde hair. She was very affectionate and GFE, and has a good body and big breasts. She said she was there until the 30th. If I could I would return.

[MyBenzBeast]

I reached out to Grayslake apt to see who was there, and they said Amy. Anyone know her?

Yes! I saw her Sunday afternoon. The operator said she's "new" but looked very familiar. . You can DM me for more details. Pretty standard set up. Text the operator that you want to see Amy and she'll respond with what time you like? I believe it's always better to call her to make sure you are getting that appointment. Also, when arriving text that you have arrived, parked, etc. If no response in few, the best bet is to call to make sure she knows you are there. After that she'll send you the room info, etc.

Quick review: easy to get to from the Burbs. Safe location. Looks similar to the wheeling / dg apartments. Amy is sweet and cute. I'd say she's in her mid 40's maybe younger. She speaks ok English but does understand. Nice body, perky tatas, body is skinny but has a nice small plump butt. Tight for sure. Has a nice a-hole. Clean apartment, clean bathroom, etc. Did see a bottle of Astro Glide in the bathroom LOL. Things that make you go hmm. I'd give her a 7/10 for performance. Go check her out and review back. Good luck and be safe.

[Hikr99]

I reached out to Grayslake apt to see who was there, and they said Amy. Anyone know her?

[HankyDaPanky]

Went here on a rainy Sunday morning when they'd just opened.

Got a cute chubbyish Asian who did the trick. This was a few weeks ago so details are fuzzy by now, haven't had time to login and report my mongering.

Nonetheless, I wouldn't drive the distance for it, but if in the area and cash is burning a hole I may revisit.

She basically let me roam her body while she massaged and helped finish. She didn't want to partake on anything higher. Good attitude though. Wish I could have caught her name as I know theres more rhan one girl.

I thought she said Nina. Good description. Good attitude, a little on the chunky side. Took care of the business. Don't like the places with the walls that don't reach the ceiling. This place is one of them. I concur- if it's the last place open and I don't have to drive more than ten minutes I absolutely would stop by, but I wouldn't go for the sake of just going. P.S.: The massage was meh.

[OsoBimbo]

Went here on a rainy Sunday morning when they'd just opened.

Got a cute chubbyish Asian who did the trick. This was a few weeks ago so details are fuzzy by now, haven't had time to login and report my mongering.

Nonetheless, I wouldn't drive the distance for it, but if in the area and cash is burning a hole I may revisit.

She basically let me roam her body while she massaged and helped finish. She didn't want to partake on anything higher. Good attitude though. Wish I could have caught her name as I know theres more rhan one girl.

[PRichards055]

I think she's legit; but I get a Strong GPS whiff. I believe this is the same one that had ads a few months ago on CL. Red flag is the lack of pics plus her ambiguities for services. Yeah, I get it up to a point, but. This is the link: https://illusionsgstudio.com/ She probably fat fingered it, so at least not a copy and paste chick LOL Just not getting the ambition to TOFTT here; welcome feedback from any who have.

Anyone have any experience with Illusions Studio to share?

[Zeuss]

Anyone with any reviews? DM is fine.

Thanks MFL.

Soul Mind is not 109, but it is in the same building, on the second floor. Years ago it was a maybe, but probably not anymore.

[MongForLong]

If you read the forum you'll see there's been a shift in the force. It seems light sabers are now being maintained.

That has been my take on my readings also. I look forward to experience the force there soon.

Thank you MFL.

[MongForLong]

Is that the same as 109? See blog on that.

I noticed that after I connected the dots but couldn't remove this post. Thank you though, I am not up in this area much. But want to try it out. I am in Naperville and lombard. I just don't post all my reviews.