Massage Parlor Reports

[JonnyWongCong]

I had to make a trip to JM to visit Andrea to decide for myself. She has a cute face of a young nextdoor girl with amazing curves.

Her body is amazing. She loves to dance to her music and grind on me, remind me of those days in PDX clubs.

Her kissing is amazing and she gets very wet quickly from kissing me. That's the plus.

It's very much same standard JM table shower with preview BBBJ and fun time in the room.

She spent the rest of the hour massaging me, much appreciated.

[SteveInSeattle]

The last handful of months I've stoped by and walked out twice after meeting with the same short cigarette pre-auntie, that I think was the one you got. This last time I walked out, she stopped me and shouted in Chinese and brought out a full on cig auntie as if that gross little thing would change my mind LOL.

Interesting. The person I saw has a birthmark near her chin. Is this the same person as you're describing?

[Yamaha2000]

Went there when it was slow and Fia / Feya was the only person there. I asked to shower before hand and took care of logistics after. She came back and off to the races.

The service was rushed which was weird. It was NOT busy, I treat her nicely with pleasantries etc. Complaint about how I'm not relaxing. In and out in 20 minutes.

My rating:

Body: 9/10, slim.

Cans: fake 10/10 - nice work boob surgeon! Boys. These are clearly fake.

Face: 7/10 - so so, nothing exciting here despite raving reviews.

Service: 5/10 -got it done but rushing and complaining was not good.

I have great hygiene, polite / nice to providers, in good shape and rarely do I get this kind of service. Maybe no chemistry or maybe this is how she is.

Repeat: No, not for me.

[Boob Noob 34]

A friend of mine pointed me to this place, and Angela and Jasmine pointed me to this site. Looks like they're already celebrities here. What a treasure trove of info here!

I went to Everett to check out Best (I've been to Shanghai). It seems like a nice place, and I got to meet all 3 girls there. Unfortunately, there was a bit of traffic there and I did not have time in my schedule to wait too long. So I took off. Later on, I went to try out Q. Jasmine came to answer the door in a standard masseuse pajama uniform. I didn't really know what to expect (I didn't get an exact address so wasn't 100% sure this was the right place). She led me into the room and out came the titties. Yes, I went to the right place.

I undressed and got onto the bed. The massage was actually quite decent. Lots of good pressure at all the creaky joints. But before I got too settled into that, I hear the knock and an absolute milfy knock out Angela comes in in a short top and hot yoga pants. She's very shapely for a Chinese gal and simply just hits all the right visual cues. She put up the offer for a bit of double trouble, and I accepted without too much doubt and hesitation.

Jasmine is a different kind of gal. At least at first she seemed a bit reserved and proper. But once the massage part was over and done with, she was like a completely different person. Whereas initially I kind of saw her as homely and frankly not actually quite my cup of tea, her new demeanor and attitude really vibed with me. Asses were immediately planted firmly onto my chest and snatches were served on a silver platter in front of my waiting tongue, while the 2 ladies serviced yours truly. While it felt really good, I think it would have been even better if I got the full visual of these two lovelies taking care of little brother. But had I been 10 years younger, I would have erupted like a geyser by this point. But now that I'm an upstanding citizenry of more advanced age, it's easier to play this game of delayed gratification (and often times it's not deliberate). After a good 5-10 minutes of that, I mounted her k9 style for a while, but decided to flip her over for a frontal view instead. She had this very cute look about her like she's simultaneously enjoying it and also a tad shy about it (a good mixture that would play well in the JAV porn world). Her tits were wiggling beautifully with each thrust and she was just the right tightness. Meanwhile, Angela had been assisting with ball licking and putting on a show for the visuals. I don't remember any direct interaction between the two, however. Part of the time, I would be fingering Angela while going at it with Jasmine. After a while, Angela left the room and I continued with Jasmine. But it was time for a quick breather and water break.

Angela came back after about 5 minutes and saw us taking a break. We picked things up again. By then, I was starting to tire out. I'm not my young self anymore, and added to that all the visual stimulation was admittedly a bit much (it was my first 3-some). Both girls had great asses. It was Angela's turn to take it from the backside and it was great. She has more of a volume bottom (almost Latina like) so that was nice. But while I was slowing down, Angela quickly took over and got on her knees and starting sucking just as well as Jasmine did. Both had excellent technique with swirls and long strokes. I even face fucked her for a few minutes which was terrific. I think by then they were concerned that I had still not finished yet. They tried to stick something in my ass but that doesn't really do anything for me so they gave up after a while (According to my half remembered elementary Chinese class I took in college. They said something like "this guy is not a pervert, he probably doesn't enjoy stuff like that " LOL).

Then Jasmine took over again with another round of 69, then she moved down to my legs and begin and very nice and sensual blow. Angela leaned next to me and my fingers went cave exploring, and I reached every nook and cranny in there and her expert Kagel work massaged my fingers sensually. Then finally came the release into Jasmine's mouth. Not a drop leaked out even though I was going at it non-stop for at least a full 15-20 seconds. I gave her and also Angela a very sincere golf clap for their excellent performance. They're truly professionals who had the ability to meet a complete stranger and could determine their exacts needs and wants. Very few people in any given industry are able to do that. Bravo, ladies. And not only that, they both had great attitudes, are very personable, and have a good sense of humor about things. We lay exhausted from our time together and chatted a bit and they're overall just very pleasant girls to be around.

FYI. Angela mentioned she was only going to be there another week or so, and was probably heading south to Tokyo.

[Tobin1914]

I'm personally skeptical of how good Andrea really is considering the only + posts about her are from two accounts that are definitely JM ad farmers. Texted the handler and was sent info about her saying she's 27,36 d, 110 lbs, 5"1. Again I have my doubts so haven't paid a visit but if she's anything like the last Colombian Allison, I don't have high hopes service wise.

I see your point and it now has me hesitating, I got excited over the recent reviews of Andrea and was going to pull the trigger on making a visit even though it is far for me. I love the Latina bodies but can never find a good service provider, the only time I actually was impressed by one was in Orange county when I was in LA area and she was a legend already so I knew it was going to be good before hand. If you end up seeing Andrea I'd love to hear your thoughts after hearing your concerns, I tend to stick closer to home because the area of Federal way\Auburn has good options but a curvy Latina is my unicorn if they have good service.

[SaintStropez]

Does H spa still have cute Latinas?

[GeniusCasanova]

I'm personally skeptical of how good Andrea really is considering the only + posts about her are from two accounts that are definitely JM ad farmers. Texted the handler and was sent info about her saying she's 27,36 d, 110 lbs, 5"1. Again I have my doubts so haven't paid a visit but if she's anything like the last Colombian Allison, I don't have high hopes service wise.

I did review Andrea, and gave my honest opinion which she was lackluster service wise, and the main thing was she had a nice rear end to look at during k9. LOL idk why anyone would think I'm an ad farmer as I review places all around the greater Seattle area.

Edit: I also frequent JM as it's convenient for me so it's natural. Once I find a few good shops, I'll go to those. For example, if the lineup at one is not good, I'll hit up one of my other regular spots. I stopped going to Tokyo and Good after getting baited and switched too many times, but they've improved with Brisa, and I've only gone to Best once, and Shanghai on special occasion because they're usually too busy which gets annoying but they're girls are usually pretty good.

[GeniusCasanova]

Exactly! Not sure what's with this busty Anna (in a good way), but felt like I had my uvula, eardrums, and prostate all cleaned up by her magic tongue within the same session.

Will definitely repeat for another tongue cleaning treatment once I have completed my Oct Duo Tour.

Yeah Anna is a TUMA master. See my full review of her in the Tacoma / Fed way forum.

[RespectIt]

I know there are reports buried in the thread, but has anyone visited any downtown Seattle AMPs recently?

Wondering what the vibe is like at La Moon Spa or Nini Spa lately.

[KrDoggy]

This is one reason I mostly post positive stuff. A bad review can really deep six traffic to a shop. When I have bad experiences, as we all do, I tell management and give them another shot to make up.

If I stop going altogether, that is my bad review. Also I sometimes just avoid completely even with hot providers, because I don't like the practices or pricing at a shop.

We are truly blessed with options in this area and have a ton of sway, you should see how sad many other parts of the country are.

Other than Fia, is there anyone worthwhile this month at Tokyo? I searched and haven't seen any posts from Tokyo about anyone other than her.

Asking for when I make an appointment and get the good ol switcheroo shit they always pull here.

Praying that doesn't happen, but If I do make an appointment and the bit of lengthy trip here and get what I ask for. Sara's "twin sister" Fia. Then I will surely know having had Sara before, and I'll be glad and give Tokyo credit where it's due.

But if they pull their usual shit, to which myself and others have been victim to, then, in all honesty.my weak ass will be incapable of leaving with blue balls and would like to know the other talent here will have made worthwhile use of my damn near $5 a gallon gas drive.

Obviously Still won't be happy about the switcheroo bullshit and will most definitely complain there in person as well as get on here and ***** and moan about it in hopes the management sees it knowing they don't give a shit having already gotten my money.

[Captainpussymo]

... posts about her are from two accounts that are definitely JM ad farmers.

At least 50% of the raving reviews on here are ad farmers.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Give them the ol Aussie special. It's 2 benjis for the FS hour or you walk. Simple as that. I myself have done a lot of walkin.

Is there a reason why folks paying more for 1 HR service at Tokyo comparing to other places 200 all in?

Half of the time I visited Tokyo I got rush service and mostly not up to par.

I keep seeing great reviews and then not so great reviews for this place. The donation is also all over the place.

[Ampking69]

I second this. Left a review on that board of my experience with Anna. If you know of, and have had the puget sounds AMP TUMA GOAT BeiBei, Anna is imo, the miles younger, up and coming area TUMA prodigy.

Exactly! Not sure what's with this busty Anna (in a good way), but felt like I had my uvula, eardrums, and prostate all cleaned up by her magic tongue within the same session.

Will definitely repeat for another tongue cleaning treatment once I have completed my Oct Duo Tour.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Wow, I've never noticed that but holy shit you're right. Never bothered or cared to look at anyone else's posts as a whole and the two of them have only ever posted about JM and not a single complaint in any of them.

I'd like to give them both the benefit of the doubt, cause JM is in fact one of the best AMP's in the area and my bad "experiences" & any complaints there are EXTREMELY rare.

On top of that, even I have a favorite shop now, and maybe these guys just favorite JM over anywhere else and don't see anywhere else as worth their time?

Or they only feel the need to post of their trips to only this shop. Hell, I don't post each and every one of my visits on this board. A lot, I keep to myself. I am a gatekeeper at times LOL.

Lastly, The number of posts and quality of them, takes me back to when I first started this hobby a great number of years ago, before I knew of this boards existence, hell maybe even before it actually even existed itself, but anyways, I was too timid to give anywhere else a try other than the very first place I got full service.

Regardless. Real interesting stuff there and good observation.

I'm personally skeptical of how good Andrea really is considering the only + posts about her are from two accounts that are definitely JM ad farmers. Texted the handler and was sent info about her saying she's 27,36 d, 110 lbs, 5"1. Again I have my doubts so haven't paid a visit but if she's anything like the last Colombian Allison, I don't have high hopes service wise.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

If you don't mind driving 15 min southbound, Anna from Brisa (Auburn) will tongue your rectum; otherwise, for 15 min northbound, Vivi from SH (Everett) will also drill your starfish.

I second this. Left a review on that board of my experience with Anna. If you know of, and have had the puget sounds AMP TUMA GOAT BeiBei, Anna is imo, the miles younger, up and coming area TUMA prodigy.