Rubrankings.com
click for FREE hookups
The Velvet Rooms
Best Escorts
click for FREE hookups
Top Tier Escorts

Thread: Massage Parlor Reports

+ Add Report
Page 18 of 1849 FirstFirst ... 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 68 118 518 1018 ... LastLast
Results 256 to 270 of 27735
This forum thread is moderated by Admin
  1. #27480

    Thank you

    Thank you for saving me the time and trouble brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by SpacePet  [View Original Post]
    I thought it might be one of the Chinese house setups moving into a commercial property. I went and checked it out with a a back up plan in place. Parked. Walked into the establishment which had all doors propped open. Greeted by a short middle to old aged woman. Asked about who was available. She said something like "ME for you" and I said I was good and walked out.

    Went over to another location that I had been meaning to checkout at balboa and kearney villa rd.

  2. #27479

    Fit Vivian at Kokoro

    Fit Vivian at Kokoro.

    I set up a Monday lunchtime appointment with Vivian over at Kokoro.

    Vivian's well-deserved reputation piqued my interest and checked all my boxes for a bucket list encounter.

    Fit Vivian is well reviewed here on the USASG forums, and I must say that my experience with her was very similar to those previous reports.

    Kokoro Spa has the standard AMP set-up with the ubiquitous unmanned lobby, steel security door, and motion sensor camera / doorbell, and after a couple 'Knee-How's' Vivian lets me in.

    Inside the dark narrow hallway there's the obligatory mini-fridge with water bottles & bowl of candy.

    Vivian greets me wearing the exact same yellow dress & smartwatch that she wears in her Kokoro's on-line ads.

    So I would say that Kokoro's advert photos (for Vivian & possibly others) are definitely 'Real' (See attached Pic).

    What you don't see in Vivian's photo is that she has the face of an Angel, a clean shaved Kitty, and she's extremely petite, maybe 4 ft-11 in in heels, 95-Lbs soaking wet, and has some firm under-the-muscle B-Cup MM's that look more like C-Cup's*on her small-ish frame.

    But, Vivian's most prominent feature is her voice, Vivian speaks in a very coquettish sing-song timber that sounds just like a mixture of Cindy Lauper & Minnie-Mouse.

    I used my limited Mandarin and Vivian understood me clearly enough, but her accent threw me off, because she sounds more Malaysian than Han Chinese.

    So we switched to English and Vivian is very fluent in English. House Fee = $60, (At Kokoro you get 45-Min's instead of just 30-Min's).

    Also, I believe that as a first-time visitor to any FS AMP, it's important for the monger to quickly put the provider's mind at ease and clear their LEO checks very early on.

    So while handing Vivian my HF, I reached down to stick my hand up underneath her dress and gently squeezed her ass-cheeks and let her know that I'm a safe customer.

    Vivian instantly jumps up into my arms and wraps her legs around me, while moaning slurpy sex sounds in my ear. So now that I've cleared the LEO checks, there's no need for the false pretensions of wanting a massage.

    Vivian momentarily leaves the fellowship room, and when she returns I'm sitting naked on the table. Now we begin the well rehearsed choreography of the AMP Transaction Process.

    Vivian drops the top of her dress so her cute MM titties pop out, and she moves in closer so I can enjoy a free nipple suck while simultaneously molesting her ass cheeks prior to starting our negotiations.

    Vivian asks me "What do you want?" I release her nipple and say "I want BBBJ, DATY-69, FIV, & Covered Boom-Boom for $160".

    Vivian agrees to all, -except no FIV. That's Ok with me, as I know I can still get more nipple suck, breast play, & ass play at no extra charge (and maybe some additional services that she might voluntarily offer).

    I pay Vivian, and she again exits the fellowship room to secure her extra-tip.

    Vivian returns, disrobes, and ties her hair up in a bun, we toast two mini shot glasses of Mouthwash "Gan Bei" and she sprays my hands and genitals with sanitizer for the wipe down.

    Vivian does her pre-BBBJ visual health-check scan to look for anything unusual, and I'm cleared for service. (BTW guys, it helps if you Manscape).

    Pheew, now that all the routine business steps are completed, we can finally engage.

    Vivian starts off with a very wet & sloppy BBBJ, I'm like wow! This girl can drool on a cock like a Paplovian Puppy, and then she gives me a wet lick cat bath with lots of extra saliva!

    Note: Vivian also did this unique move where she captured my cock inside the back bend of her knee joint to squeeze and stroke me. (bonus points for something new I never had before).

    Then she's back for more BBBJ, and trying to gag herself on my little brother like she's making porno movie sounds, She's more Gawk-Gawk than Suck-Suck.

    That's when I realize she has such a small mouth that she can't go deep, but I'm only average size, so I'm wondering what is with all the Gagging sounds!?

    Then it occurred to me that Vivian is putting on some kind of a show, because now she is watching herself in the mirror.

    So as far as grading her BJ, I'd give her a 7. 5 out of 10 (Wet & Sloppy, but lacking Depth & Suction).

    So we move on to DATY, and as soon as my tongue makes contact, Vivian immediately begins with some overly gratuitous hip gyrations while watching herself in the mirror, meanwhile I'm experiencing whiplash.

    Again I sense that she's just putting on a show, and probably doesn't really enjoy DATY. So I tongue-test her balloon-knot and she instantly shuts me down.

    Ok on to ACG, and I'm wondering if her Mei-Mei gets as wet as her mouth does, -but no such luck, Vivian needs to lube-up before boom-boom because she's so petite that she has depth limitations.

    Again, I'm just average size, but despite her valiant efforts Vivian just cannot get me in to the hilt, and again she starts up with the gratuitous porno hip gyrations while watching herself in the mirror.

    We flip over into missionary, and she's so tight and shallow, so I'm bottoming out, and this ain't working, and since she can't do her Porno moves in this position, we switch over to 69 for DATY-CIM (My Favorite position).

    At this point I'm eager to get my nut, and I'm having doubts if Vivian can finish me. But Vivian is a real trooper.

    I'm 6 ft-1 in, and Vivian is 4 ft-11 in, so our body mechanics don't exactly line-up, . Every time I pull her Punani up to my tongue, this pulls my cock out from her mouth because her torso is so much shorter than mine, -so we just take turns.

    Vivian's firm grip takes over, and I tap into my spank-bank fantasy, -Bingo!

    Vivian suddenly goes silent for a moment and then gets up to get a tissue, and to my surprise I see her spit-out my baby-batter.

    Ah! -so she actually DID catch it all in her mouth (from a distance), -now that's dedication!

    I comment to Vivian about her Gym-Bunny body, and she instantly does a few double-bicep flex poses in the mirror.

    Fit Vivian might be a fitness-obsessed narrcicist & want to-be Pornstar, -but she definitely loves her own body and loves to watch herself fucking.

    Vivian dresses p quickly and leaves for the Hot Towel, when she returns she tells me that it's time to meet the rest of the team.

    I barely have time to get my chonies on when Vivian brings in Jojo (Chinese) & Alexa (Latina) and OMG!

    Although Alexa is fully dressed, you can plainly see that this Nalgona is a human amusement park of butt-flesh (and I mean that in a good way) Alexa's Butt Cheeks could easily swallow Vivian.

    I seems like Fit Vivian has found a steady Homebase at Kokoro Spa, as she has been on their On-line Adverts & Roll-Call since mid-August.

    $220 OTD, Bottle Water or Coke Can, Candy, and a Hug Goodbye. Fun times, Good energy, Definitely worth the price of Admission, Book her with confidence & Enjoy.

    Would I repeat? -Well maybe! I'd love to see Vivian again, -but she's just too Petite for me, and her voice takes a little getting used to -But otherwize, I highly recommend her.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Fit Vivian.jpeg‎  

  3. #27478

    Trash

    Quote Originally Posted by CingCong1  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone been here before? I went yesterday, close to close. Girl was cute but nothing too over the top. Standard donation and a decent massage. Based on location, no real expectations. Started face down, naked but covered with a towel. As she was working the legs she grazed the boys and when the flip came my little sailor was standing at attention. I asked about more fun, but language became a challenge. I began stroking myself and she wasn't giving the sign it was on the menu, but she wasn't stopping me either. After a while I got her to assist and she got the job done. Any input on this place? Did I get "lucky" or is this their MO? Is there more fun to be had?
    Place sucks. From the parking to the cleanliness and the girls. Haven't been in awhile, some offer more than others. Too many solid options out to even think about this place.

  4. #27477

    LH / M Spa Point Loma Blvd

    Has anyone been here before? I went yesterday, close to close. Girl was cute but nothing too over the top. Standard donation and a decent massage. Based on location, no real expectations. Started face down, naked but covered with a towel. As she was working the legs she grazed the boys and when the flip came my little sailor was standing at attention. I asked about more fun, but language became a challenge. I began stroking myself and she wasn't giving the sign it was on the menu, but she wasn't stopping me either. After a while I got her to assist and she got the job done. Any input on this place? Did I get "lucky" or is this their MO? Is there more fun to be had?

  5. #27476

    Trap (in the sense of bait and switch)

    Quote Originally Posted by DavDerk  [View Original Post]
    Came across this ad and it seemed intriguing. I'm the listing there is a website which also shows a location but I haven't heard anyone talk about it. Spidey senses think this might be a trap because there are a couple other listings that have websites in them that look really similar but no address. Also, when you search this parlor on google, a different website shows up. Has anyone made the leap to check it out? https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Escorts.../13280202.html
    I thought it might be one of the Chinese house setups moving into a commercial property. I went and checked it out with a a back up plan in place. Parked. Walked into the establishment which had all doors propped open. Greeted by a short middle to old aged woman. Asked about who was available. She said something like "ME for you" and I said I was good and walked out.

    Went over to another location that I had been meaning to checkout at balboa and kearney villa rd.

  6. #27475

    Ark Massage

    Came across this ad and it seemed intriguing. I'm the listing there is a website which also shows a location but I haven't heard anyone talk about it. Spidey senses think this might be a trap because there are a couple other listings that have websites in them that look really similar but no address. Also, when you search this parlor on google, a different website shows up. Has anyone made the leap to check it out? https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Escorts.../13280202.html

  7. #27474

    Judy at Sugar Spa

    I had actually made an appointment with Cindy since she had several good reviews recently, but they pulled the ol bait and switch. I arrived 3 minutes before my scheduled time, as I didn't want to arrive too early. Was greeted by Judy and ushered into one of the first set of rooms. Told Judy I was there to see Cindy and she said ok. She told me to disrobe in the room and she briefly left. She comes back a couple minutes later and says Cindy busy, WTF? I told her I had an appointment and she kind of shrugged and said she was available. Thought about taking off but Judy had a couple good reviews recently as well. Decided to roll the dice and said fine. She left for another minute and came back, told me to finish getting undressed and offered to start with massage. She did kind of a light massage, nothing special really. It was more of a teasing massage, but it was fine. After several minutes told me to flip over. On the flip she asked if oral was ok and I said yes. This part I have to concur with another review that said she doesn't short change you in this area. She went at it for a while and it was quite enjoyable. The highlight of this session. A little BLS but absolutely no TUMA as other reviews had stated. I'm a pretty decent looking guy, not fat and well groomed. Freshly showered also. Maybe she just wasn't in the mood, whatever.

    Forgot to mention a little LFK before the massage, no DFK at any point as others mentioned as well. Also her tits aren't natural (not a big deal personally, just stating) and her ass seems pretty normal to me. Someone on here mentioned her making her ass clap? With what? LOL. Didn't look like anything out of the ordinary to me, but ok. She then asks if I want boom boom. Sure let's go. She got on top for CG and was doing some nipple play on me, which I'm not really into, but whatever. A little LFK again. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted to get on top. I get her in mish, tried to make out with her a little more, but again only LFK. I then told her to get on all fours to try doggy. Let me look at this ass again maybe I missed something, still thinking of that other review. Nope, nothing special. It wasn't bad, I was just expecting something else. Went at it for about five minutes and realized I was only going to pop with a BBBJ. I motioned this to her and she obliged. Rubber came off and she started going at it again for probably ten minutes. Again, this part I do give her credit on and she is a trooper. My time had actually passed and she said she would give me 5 more minutes to finish and I said ok. I asked for a little more BLS and asked if she would move further to at least my taint but something got lost in translation. For some reason she thought I wanted her to finger my asshole and I said no, perhaps tongue, but no finger. She then starts blowing me and circling my asshole with her finger and then sort of started rubbing it without any insertion. This was new for me and it didn't feel too bad so I just let her keep going while she was still blowing me. I finally felt the big rush coming and warned her I was about to blow. Again, to her credit, she did not shy away from it at all and took it all in her mouth like a champ.

    Once she emptied me all out in her mouth she leaned over to the side and spit everything out into a bucket. She put a robe on and said she was going to go get a hot towel to clean me up. Just as she stepped out another monger walked in. She lead him in and apparently the guy was there for an appointment. She went to go check on whoever he wanted (didn't catch the name) and she told him whoever he was here for was busy. She tried to convince him to see another girl but he said he would just come back later when whoever he wanted to see was ready, so again another attempt to bait and switch on an appointment. I actually wish I would have done the same thing this guy did and took off as well. Not saying it was a bad experience but just not what I was looking for. But if you're looking for a nice BBBJ, I do recommend. I just wouldn't expect anything much more than that, everything else was rather normal. It's a one and done for me. If you're able to get more out of her, kudos. I never ended up seeing Cindy at all, but did see Lucky on my way out as she quickly introduced herself. She was very pretty and had a great body. No idea about her service, but she is a very nice looking girl. Paid 50 for thirty minutes (got 35) and 140 tip. Thought about giving her 150 but didn't because of the bait and switch, considering I had an appointment and all. If I lived closer I would skip the appointment and just do a walk-in instead, that way I would avoid any confusion.

  8. #27473

    Studio 107

    Saw some advertising for 3 chicks at Studio 107 and I was torn on who I wanted to go with. I arrived and Miranda opened the door and greeted me and it was settled right then who I was going with. She led me back to the room. Paid her 200 for the house fee and tip. She asked if I wanted a massage or straight to the fun. Decided to skip the massage. She turned around to get the table ready exposing her ass and I knew I made a good decision. She is Thai but could have fooled me for a Latina ass. She left the room. I got undressed and laid down on the table face up.

    When she came back she got undressed and joined me on the table. We started the session with an amazing BBBJ. We moved to standing for the BBBJ where I started to fuck her mouth.

    Had her climb up on the table where we for started in standing missionary. Her pussy was very tight. Teased her a little bit before we got started. She seemed to enjoy having her tits and nipples kissed and sucked on. I asked her what her favorite position was and she told me doggy so we moved to doggy. I know I said it earlier but her ass is absolutely amazing. Started fucking her in doggy and as hard as I tried to hold off and not cum I couldn't. I was really hoping to get to cowgirl with her but couldn't hold on.

    Miranda had me lay down and she cleaned me up with a hot towel and wipes. She offered to finish the massage but I passed. Overall 10/10 session. Very good English, tight pussy, the perfect ass, nice titties and she has a great personality.

  9. #27472

    Judy. Sugar Spa

    Cindy was a rather disappointment last time, but Judy seemed promising based on her looks so I decided to try her out today.

    She massages pretty good, teasing was on point. BBBJ / DT was done more than 10 minutes straight. It's rare to see girls enthusiastically suck your dick for prolonged time, so that was nice.

    But the whole reason why I'm writing review ain't about the usual services you get: Her ass claps.

    She legit has an authentic big booty (proportional to her body of course). If you are an ass man, you need to try her out ASAP.

  10. #27471

    Lucky Dragon

    Got a text about a new girl named Kiki at Lucky Dragon in La Mesa. Made an appointment and arrived. I was greeted by a beautiful Viet chick. She took me to the room and I paid 50 for the house fee. She has some of the nicest natural tits I've seen.

    She came back in while I was getting undressed and helped me take my pants off and started playing with my dick and gave me a couple kisses. She told me to lay down and I told her we could skip the massage. Laid down face up and she climbed up on the table with me and started a BBBJ. BBBJ was amazing.

    Asked her if we could fuck and she offered BBFS but I opted for CFS for 160. I laid her on her back and went to town sucking and playing with her tits while I started to fuck her in missionary. Pussy was very tight and wet. We moved from missionary to doggy. She had a nice ass and can take a good pounding. Finally she got on top and dropped those titties back on my face. Ended up cumming in the cover in cowgirl.

    She cleaned me up and offered to finish the massage but I passed. I would repeat with her again for sure.

  11. #27470

    Stars CMB

    Sometimes I just want to just scope out a place to see what the girls look like before I go for a session but it often doesn't work out that well. I get it, it can be awkward for them to let me just meet the girls But I don't get out that much and have been disappointed with my last few of sessions.

    Last week I was near Stars on CMB and decided to take a peek. They were accommodating. I met Dulce and Silvia. It was ironic that the next day a shill reported on Dulce. She was okay looking. Milfy and slutty in a good way. Very friendly.

    I stopped back in to see if the girls had changed for the new month. Another Latina is there now. Not as good looking as Dulce. Milfy with cartoonishly shaped implants poking straight out. Might be okay for some.

    Coco is now there. She's a fairly young looking Asian girl and is pretty in a girl next door way. She was sweet and gave me a nice hug. Looked like she had a nice shape under her clingy dress, but you never know.

    She insisted on giving me a card. I told her that I already had one but she pressed another into my hand. I wrote down their names on the back to keep for future reference. I'm glad I did. I didn't even notice it at first but they had filled out the back. You know the-go five times and the next one is free? Seems like those never really work out. I've never been five times to almost any AMP and have never even tried to get them to fill out the back of a card. I've read that others have tried to use them and they say, oh no, new management. Whatever.

    I decided to see if it would work. I showed Coco and she took it to MMS. She got on the phone and was asking about it. As I was standing there waiting, looking Coco over, she didn't seem as friendly today. I started thinking with my big head and I decided to walk. Coco protested and tried to get me to stay but I left.

    I probably won't be back but for Latina lovers it might worth checking Stars out.

  12. #27469

    Monica from UFS

    [Deleted by Admin]

    EDITOR's NOTE: This report was edited or deleted because the subject of the report was in direct violation of a posted Admin Restriction on the author, the thread, and/or the subject. This behavior will not be tolerated, and a 2nd violation will result in an automatic banning.

  13. #27468

    Sugar / Elsa

    [Deleted by Admin]

    EDITOR's NOTE: This report was edited or deleted because the subject of the report was in direct violation of a posted Admin Restriction on the author, the thread, and/or the subject. This behavior will not be tolerated, and a 2nd violation will result in an automatic banning.

  14. #27467

    Sexy MILF Kimi at QQ spa

    Oh thank god, end of the week is coming, and another extra shift done down at SD, decide to dropped by QQ today after work to greet the throat queen, Ella herself today, apparently she was busy for a back-to-back appointment. But this new gal, Kimi, certainly caught my attention when I thought all hope was lost.

    Kimi is about 5'3 curvy with all the right places, in her 20's, body but totally got that work out at the gym MILF vibe look going for her with that natural D size, bald eagle down south, and brown hair. I don't think she got any tats on her.

    BJ: 4. 5/5.

    Rim: 4/5.

    Russian: 4/5.

    CFS: 4. 5/5.

    GFE: 5/5.

    HF: 60.

    Dono: 150.

    Lying on the table, she began with a quick, moderate-strength massage, focusing mainly on my lower back and legs, which worked out the sore spots in my legs from all the walking while I work. After a little bit, she started to light tease with some catbath to get things started. Her Rim is the more explanatory type if you get the hint, strong Tuma, breached a few times, felt decent for me. BLS and some lower side polishing JR to make sure it wakes up for the impending workout session.

    Flip over for some DFK, and as my hand roams on those big jugs, it is really soft and nice, so I'm not sure if it's manmade or not, but pros do sound out once you try them out. She slowly worked her way down, to start a decent Russian. Normally, I prefer DDs or better with my Russian, but it is done right like Kimi did, it does turn into something real special with those nice jugs of hers. BBBJ was just great, no teeth and she DT my average size with eaze. Lots of suction and it is always a great sign when I can lowkey face fuck her and she didn't gag or push me off. Switched to 69 to prepare her, a few licks here, little finger rub there, she was already wet AF, she might really do enjoy giving heads, her clam was very juicy, and it wasn't the any sneaky pre lubing neither. After a bit, I can feel if I don't stop her here, I am going to blow a load in her mouth, so I had to change tractions. Suit up with a cover and I started with my standing MISH so I can enjoy more of her beautiful face and those melons jiggle as I pound on her. She has a fairly tight clam, and since she was so wet already from all the foreplay, she was super vocal about it. Move to k9 and the suction of her clam is just great, and pound her from behind while enjoying those jugs jiggle in front of mirror is always a great hobby of mine. As I came close, I miss that amazing BBBJ of hers, so I told her I want to blast in her mouth, she happily hopped off, and let me finger her as she continue to such the juice right out and she didn't push me off when I am done, she held on to it like a champ. After, we laid around and she like to be held, as time draws close, she got towels to clean me up and off I went. Overall, I enjoyed my session with her, didn't get a chance to say hi to Ella though, but it is ok, because I will be back for her and maybe even a 3-way with Ella and Kimi for a mouth off with these amazing throat games at QQ.

    Happy Mongering.

  15. #27466

    Cindy. Sugar Spa

    Usually huge influx of overly positive reviews means it is likely too hyped and boy, I was right.

    Maybe she was too dehydrated, but seriously she doesn't squirt. She just peed on me (I mean if that's your thing, go for it. Whole smell check, color check, taste check triple confirms it was mostly just pee.

    And she's acting too much. I understand she wants to make smiley face all the time, but shit almost felt like she was Joker or some shit.

    70/150, shorted me 20 minutes too by the way.

Posting Limitations

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Live Escorts
Top Escorts
LoveHUB Escorts Directory
High Class Companions

Protected by Copyscape