Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**Marko Ramius** · 10-09-25 19:58

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

Yeah sometimes typing things out ruins what would've been a well delivered punchline.

Just the sheer cluelessness and financial irresponsibility in those texts brought back some bad memories.

My "fave" was when she had a weeklong gig teaching at Western. I set her up with an airbnb for the week, dropped her of at Haggens to buy groceries and then went and checked her in. Came back and she had spent all $500 I had given her for groceries on beauty products and wanted me to give her more money for food. Told her fuck no she could eat the shampoo for all I cared. She didn't respond very positively.

**ScotchYoke** · 10-09-25 16:43

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

No. Just that post with the screenshot of crazy texts hitting a guy up for money reminds me of her a lot.

Yeah sometimes typing things out ruins what would've been a well delivered punchline.

**GoaThillBilly** · 10-09-25 15:14

So I have been doing this for a long time, when I first joined the other site I could pretty easily find 100-150 rates or less for a QB or a HH. Now 200 for a HH is hard to find. So many of them are set at 300 for a HH, I am thinking that it's a monkey see monkey do kind of thing? They seem to rather do nothing than to get 200 for a HH. I mean, there are quite a few that I would like to see, but I am just not paying more than 200. Rant over.

**Marko Ramius** · 10-09-25 14:35

Originally Posted by Jimmysixxx7 [View Original Post]

Wait what? Really?

No. Just that post with the screenshot of crazy texts hitting a guy up for money reminds me of her a lot.

**Jimmysixxx7** · 10-09-25 13:08

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Sounds like my ex-wife is providing now, I guess.

Wait what? Really?

**Efurufe** · 10-09-25 11:46

I just realized that when I entered the site I clicked the "Frequent Visitors Click Here" link instead of the standard "Enter Here" link!!

Does anyone know how they determine if you're a frequent visitor or not? I haven't been here for a while and am worried I clicked the wrong link to enter. The only good thing is that wasn't logged in, so maybe they don't know it was me? How deeply do they track this? I know they wouldn't have two identical links on the front page for no reason. How much trouble am I in?

**Marko Ramius** · 10-09-25 09:09

Sounds like my ex-wife is providing now, I guess.

**RespectIt** · 10-09-25 00:45

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

I get the old saying about how there's a sucker born every minute, but damn that chick needs to end up in a dumpster soaked in gasoline.

Does it make me a white knight or a simp to think this is maybe. Kind of an, oh I don't know, psychotic response, even as a joke?

**Lee Groinman** · 10-09-25 00:43

Originally Posted by Negajun [View Original Post]

I almost feel wrong for sharing this but I was shooting the shit with a colleague who I know poons from time to time and gentlemen. I believe we have a hall of fame simp. He showed me texts from a hooker he only met ONCE who then proceeded to put him in what I can only guess is an unwilling findom situation for over a year LOL. I felt so bad laughing in his face but he's since cut her off. There's way more of these screenshots he sent me and I didn't do the math but I think the dude might have gone over 20 K and what's crazy is he says it's someone everyone here filled. I almost felt responsible because I introduced him to the site, but like. Come on dude! Do not fall in love with these girls guys. Have some self worth! LOL at the fact all he had to type was anyway in the search to bring it all up. I was laughing my ass off.

Is that CIV?

**KitWalker1967** · 10-09-25 00:37

Originally Posted by Negajun [View Original Post]

I almost feel wrong for sharing this but I was shooting the shit with a colleague who I know poons from time to time and gentlemen. I believe we have a hall of fame simp. He showed me texts from a hooker he only met ONCE who then proceeded to put him in what I can only guess is an unwilling findom situation for over a year LOL. I felt so bad laughing in his face but he's since cut her off. There's way more of these screenshots he sent me and I didn't do the math but I think the dude might have gone over 20 K and what's crazy is he says it's someone everyone here filled. I almost felt responsible because I introduced him to the site, but like. Come on dude! Do not fall in love with these girls guys. Have some self worth! LOL at the fact all he had to type was anyway in the search to bring it all up. I was laughing my ass off.

I get the old saying about how there's a sucker born every minute, but damn that chick needs to end up in a dumpster soaked in gasoline.

**IssaquahMan** · 10-09-25 00:24

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

Anything a woman tells you in this business is suspect. They know how to market themselves. That does not mean they are lying. It means they have every right to lie.

Biz is slow at all levels. Clubs, AMP's, Escorts, UTR indy girls, Sugar Babies.

I met a woman on Fetlife this month. 30's. Decent looking. She needed 300 for her phone bill.

All bare. All holes msog. She was fun. She likes fucking random guys. She hung out for about 3 hours.

I almost popped 3 times.

What I am saying is the days of me paying 500 an hour have come to an end and I am not the only one.

Can you private message me contact if she is willing to see more.

**RespectIt** · 10-08-25 23:17

Originally Posted by Negajun [View Original Post]

I almost feel wrong for sharing this but I was shooting the shit with a colleague who I know poons from time to time and gentlemen. I believe we have a hall of fame simp. He showed me texts from a hooker he only met ONCE who then proceeded to put him in what I can only guess is an unwilling findom situation for over a year LOL. I felt so bad laughing in his face but he's since cut her off. There's way more of these screenshots he sent me and I didn't do the math but I think the dude might have gone over 20 K and what's crazy is he says it's someone everyone here filled. I almost felt responsible because I introduced him to the site, but like. Come on dude! Do not fall in love with these girls guys. Have some self worth! LOL at the fact all he had to type was anyway in the search to bring it all up. I was laughing my ass off.

LOL holy shit! Please tell me who this provider is so I can steer clear from this type of behavior.

The most hilarious thing about this is searching on the word "anyway" lololol!! That fucking kills me.

**PoonHound1969** · 10-08-25 21:08

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

Anything a woman tells you in this business is suspect. They know how to market themselves. That does not mean they are lying. It means they have every right to lie.

Biz is slow at all levels. Clubs, AMP's, Escorts, UTR indy girls, Sugar Babies.

I met a woman on Fetlife this month. 30's. Decent looking. She needed 300 for her phone bill.

All bare. All holes msog. She was fun. She likes fucking random guys. She hung out for about 3 hours.

I almost popped 3 times.

What I am saying is the days of me paying 500 an hour have come to an end and I am not the only one.

300 has been and will be my number, I creep to 400 on a first date, but quickly say if this is ongoing it is 300 per date, I have a nice 5 lady rotation.

**Negajun** · 10-08-25 16:01

I almost feel wrong for sharing this but I was shooting the shit with a colleague who I know poons from time to time and gentlemen. I believe we have a hall of fame simp. He showed me texts from a hooker he only met ONCE who then proceeded to put him in what I can only guess is an unwilling findom situation for over a year LOL. I felt so bad laughing in his face but he's since cut her off. There's way more of these screenshots he sent me and I didn't do the math but I think the dude might have gone over 20 K and what's crazy is he says it's someone everyone here filled. I almost felt responsible because I introduced him to the site, but like. Come on dude! Do not fall in love with these girls guys. Have some self worth! LOL at the fact all he had to type was anyway in the search to bring it all up. I was laughing my ass off.

**Wanker23** · 10-07-25 20:23

Originally Posted by MorganCreamin [View Original Post]

Never been to an AMP but bb seems harder to get from what I read in that thread. I'd definitely partake if that were a more available option

I prefer bb and have a couple TNA providers that I've seen a long time for that. But if I want someone new, service at MPs is so much better at the locations mentioned on this site. It's worth it.