Massage Parlor Reports

[WhiteAlpha]

I didn't see anything in your first report that was "bad", if anything it proves she's willing to go the extra mile to make you a satisfied customer. I've gone through the same thing once and the session ended there.

Don't you know the Escorts look at this website and ask us to leave reviews for them? They will give you a discount too. It was actually Paris from Relaxation Station who told me about this site and to leave a review on Relaxation Station if I had a good time with Essi. Paris said that her and Essi are the only two Escorts who actually suck a good dick and love to please. Notice how the Relaxation Station fell apart when those two were gone.

I have a unusual problem that other Escorts laugh or refuse to deal with. Essi and Paris were the only ones cool with my odd condition. So call me a simp but don't lie on Essi, I only got to see Paris once before she died but we talked a couple times when she was coming into work and Essi was leaving after I saw Essi. I liked being Essi's last or first customer. RS had Essi in the morning and Paris at night. I was only available to go in the morning so I only saw Essi. But they were exactly alike, just Essi is more private and picky about who she sees. Paris said a lot of Escorts hate when someone actually does their job. The owner of RS knew she had two good gems, one in the morning and one at night. When those two left, the place fell. Paris also told me that she knew for a fact that places like the owner of Churchill makes reviews about American Escorts so people only go to their place. Message me, Paris told me a lot and my friend was her regular, he told me some messed up stuff. I ask Essi but she seems scared to talk or too loyal to those women to talk. If you do not know, Essi is a push over. I am not a scary guy but she summits to me.

What makes more sense, me a man leaving a review to get a discount from Essi or you being a ugly Escort or a Rub Owner that is jealous of other pretty women who do not work for you? I heard it was jealousy that took Paris out. And that is why Essi left out of fear she would be next. Essi doesn't see Black or Hispanic providers so you could be one of them too. If you think your review was good, then I know you are a woman. Stop lying about her looks and body. You did a bunch of reviews on women who you are probably threaten by. Calling some women's place ghetto. That is how women talk. Stop. Those other women are beautiful too.

We need I'd check for this website. Make sure everyone is a man and not a bitter ugly woman or Transgender either. Or you could be posting for these women because I know half are not smart enough to make an account.

I just saw Essi today at 5 am and came to leave a review for her and saw this lie. Essi looked even better today. I did a Cuddle Car Session. She wears that orange Asian kimo two piece thing a lot but I love it because I know it is her right when I see her get out her car and walk to mine and it looks fucking good. She never has panties on. She flirts with you and gets right into pleasing. We parked close to my apartments. I have tint but her head was down most of the time. She was clean shaved but sometimes she has hair and I do not like hair so I ask her to shave and she always does it for me before if she has time. I do not like hair. Her breast are amazing so big and her body is so small compared to her body. It is like anime porn with the oversized boobs and that is why this guy is mad. Essi boobs are great and can't be faked or shamed. Sorry you do not understand how real boobs look. She sucks uncovered and I do not know if she does that for everyone or if it was ok for me to say she did. But I feel people need to know I am not a woman. So if you want details, message me. Her office was nice as fuck in St. Matthews, this person is a hater. Essi only does Car dates or hotel but I am not paying for hotel. I do not do that shit* but Essi said she might get one occasionally and I am ok coming to one and only paying for the service not the hotel and service and she has it were you have to pay for the hotel and service. So I just do Car Dates unless she already has a hotel. Sorry this is long but I'm high and want to help the other emo Gothic guys like myself find a sweet Black girl. If you are emo goth or punk, Essi it perfect. She will get down and dirty with you. I was depressed and suicidal before meeting her. I am looking for another provider for night because she is not always available at night.

*If anyone knows of a provider that smiles all the time, has DD'S or bigger, all natural, under 5'4 but taller than 5'2, no kids because I do not like pussy that has been stretched or C section stomach, Has nice skin with no makeup, not on drugs, speaks English fully, no stretch marks, soft skin with no bumps, real hair that is actually fixed and natural and a woman that dress up. Not dress like a boy or wear a lot of makeup. Even with No makeup her face has to look exotic, I do not like basic features. If get in the shower, her face needs to be the same and her hair needs to get wet. See why I pick Essi and there are many more reasons. I do not like skinny skinny legs, or fat lehs, the girl has to have stamina as well. If she can not suck a dick for 40 minutes or more and deep throat, I do not want her. Also I hate when women smell like fast food or onions. Or when the women have a man stomach or look like a hermaphrodite. No big hands, big feet, or big jaw lines, no hair but on the head, but I do not like women who are small like little boy. I am very picky and like my women to be soft, super feminine, and act like a lily. Smell like a lily. Not hyping Essi up but essi has all those things and looks like Mother Nature. Natural big butt, beautiful smile, natural long hair, full breast, and skin like the sun. That is the women I like so I understand why you jealous and make fake reviews about her and other pretty women to stop their money but I am going to speak up because I am a bit of a simp. But I am picky and weird so it works. Oh and her voice needs to be high like an Anime character or Asian woman. I also do not like Saggy droopy eyes and bulging eyes, they must have full lips but not over sized ones, and they can not have a Hook nose like a witch or a really really wide nose. I also do not like mono lids. Sorry. They can be slanted and exotic but not look close or not have to lids. I am weird but I have many emo friends like me.

Does anyone know a Escort like this? Seriously because Essi isn't ways available, even for me. That does bother me about her. The slow text and her availability but besides that, she is what I like. That is the truth unlike what this liar said about her. And I am a simp.

Essi is on Tryst, SkipTheGames, and I also saw a post on Megapersonal.

I can not find her Megapersonal anymore. And Essi is a bit slow at replying back because she works alone and has no pimp or guy helping her like a lot of these other women. That is what I like about her though. When I see Essi it is like I am with Tia and Tamera from sister sister. If you are older like me, you did not see a lot of sweet Black girls like Tia and Tamera growing up. I am not racist but it is hard to find nice Black women. I do not know how to explain it but it is like fucking the pretty black girl from the 90's show and Essi is sweet. Like unbelievably sweet and just loves sucking and fucking you. Even if you got a lazy eye like me. Essi gives me what my body can handle. And still wants to give more. I also talk about dark and disturbing things, Essi is ok with it.

[Blah0621]

I'd gladly do that if it were easy to identify where the actual louisville posts are. I got no desire to drive 50 miles for a rubntug so I need to filter out the local stuff where possible.

It depends on what you're looking for but A Spring is right off of exit 4, literally 4 miles into Indiana. If you don't want to pay the toll you can use Clark Memorial Bridge. It might have you reconsider your position in splitting the forum. You missed out on great quality at Eva's and Island Breeze for a rub and tug (assuming that's what you're looking for) but I'm sure the others will likely accommodate.

[JimBraddock]

I'd gladly do that if it were easy to identify where the actual louisville posts are. I got no desire to drive 50 miles for a rubntug so I need to filter out the local stuff where possible.

Two places are 30 miles away, Corydon and Scottsburg. I think you can mentally filter out a total of two massage places. Splitting the forums would be counterproductive and silly.

[Ledhed]

If your referring to Jeffersonville and Clarksville stuff I don't see why you would want it moved? Its completely relevant to the Louisville area and gets more exposure being on the Louisville forum vs a smaller forum. If you don't like it just bypass the post.

I'd gladly do that if it were easy to identify where the actual louisville posts are. I got no desire to drive 50 miles for a rubntug so I need to filter out the local stuff where possible.

[Blah0621]

Why can't we move the Indiana stuff to the Indiana forum? Louisville is not in Indiana.

I agree they're more of a suburb. I think the target group is the greater Louisville area which has now included Sheperdsville and Cordyon (hell, even Scottsburg and Seymour have been mentioned). Just keep in mind that the ones that benefit are the ones willing to make the drive. Just like someone living on the west side might be willing to drive to Suns to get premium talent, someone on the Louisville side would be willing to cross the river for premium talent there.

At the end of the day, the ladies stay thanks to the number of people willing to visit and the combined forum increases the visibility to us. More revenue to the talent draws better talent and things get better for us. I've been visiting the Indiana side more frequently since the crack downs started happening in the licenses plus the pricing hasn't grown as fast as the Louisville side.

I understand that it may feel the forum is adding erroneous posts but when there's only a handful of posts per day max, it's easy enough to catch up while taking a shit at work. With all the loading errors that were encountered recently, it would have been a major pain to load multiple forums vs just the one. Just my $0.02.

[ColinSC31]

Why can't we move the Indiana stuff to the Indiana forum? Louisville is not in Indiana.

If your referring to Jeffersonville and Clarksville stuff I don't see why you would want it moved? Its completely relevant to the Louisville area and gets more exposure being on the Louisville forum vs a smaller forum. If you don't like it just bypass the post.

[Wuziman]

I live in Indiana, across the river, but use the Louisville forum. Many that use the Louisville area live in Indiana and many places here just across the river are used by people in Louisville. Granted a few farther a way do occasionally show up but for the most part it's very convenient how it is.

Just my two cents worth.

Why can't we move the Indiana stuff to the Indiana forum? Louisville is not in Indiana.

[Ledhed]

Why can't we move the Indiana stuff to the Indiana forum? Louisville is not in Indiana.

[GoodNPlentee]

Greetings.

Called ahead to schedule with Mia. Little did I know that Mia was gone and, 2 new girls arrived. Upon arrival I was greeted by Sherry, Very pretty girl, great body, legs, ass just the way I like it, man made c's.

Paid the house fee, led into the room layer my donation down of. 60.

I was caught off guard, as She asked for. 2.

She was firm at that price, so I agreed.

Now to the good part.

Started off with oiled massage teasing a little as she worked me. She straddle my head and was rubbing her vagina on top of my head with each passing. Yes. I liked that. Rubbing anything I could touch.

Flip over dress dropped to the floor and soon had her C's in my mouth enjoying her long pointy nipples. Switch to Some real fine Dinning until she quivering and released.

CBJ soon to straighten me out and she rode me to completion. Which BTW did not take long.

In my opinion Sherry is a real looker, she is attractive, smart and knows her game. The drive was far, and I had to cross the toll bridge, not sure how I am supposed to pay. But if she was local, I would definitely see her again. Best wishes guys.

[DjangosTigerr]

Search function not working but this is close to where I am staying TIA; I did see some posts suggesting it may have been closed / busted / etc?

DMs are open.

Not sure why Dandy on Preston would get busted. I have been there a few times. I personally only go there for a great massage. I think HJ is there limit. Not heard of FS there. Or any girls I would want FS with to be honest. Spa 61 is next door. I have had good experiences there.

[Blah0621]

After A Spring in Clarksville, I was driving North on 65 and decided I still wanted a release so went to Scottsburg to visit a place I hadn't been in a while, Energy massage. The provider was older and actually tried a massage. While I was in the position, I would pet the kitty over her panties to let her know why I was there but no real tease. At one point she hiked her skirt up which made it easier to access and the tease began with accidental grazes.

Flip came and she went to the head of the table and continued the massage. It got to the point where I was running out of time and no real tease happened even though I had pet the kitty, squeezed each boob during the stretches, and reached over and squeezed and patted her butt.

I was thinking she wasn't going to do anything because she just stopped and looked at me like "all done". I grabbed my junk and shook it at her and she finally responded with the universal HJ motion to which I nodded. No mention of money and she got the oil, lubed herself up and began the HJ. Much better technique and playing with her kitty got me to the finish line.

Clean up and still no mention of money while I dressed and she tidied the table (did not change the linens). And while she was saying goodbye I reached in my pocket and handed her $40. She didn't look at it and walked me to the end of the hall with no bottle of water either.

I'll have to continue my search for water elsewhere.

[Blah0621]

Stopped in this morning hoping to catch Rose but she was already gone. Two new girls and they are lookers! I drew Angina (that's how she pronounced it, I asked "Angelina?" But she repeated Angina. The other girl is Shelly. Angina is a straight up spinner with a slight belly, not bad but it's there. Rose tattoo in her trimmed pubic area and man made Cs. Petite, about 5' tall. Little butt, long black hair. Gave her $200 up front and got into position. Don't remember the massage but she did an ok albeit short CBJ. ACG then doggie. I had trouble finishing and was running over time so she started the HJ and she started rushing me to get me to the finish. Her HJ wasn't doing it door me and she kept her legs closed which made it difficult for me to finish. She was a trooper, weren't over by about 10 minutes but I left without the release. Overall she was pretty sensual and I enjoyed the visit but alas, I departed without shooting my shot and I suppose as punishment, no water bottle.

Shelly was just as pretty but she was sitting down when I went to the restroom so I didn't get a good look, I might have to try her next.

[WC2000]

Just to put it out there if anyone has any table shower location suggestions they want to post or DM. I am not a FS guy, but want a great TS, as there are very few where I am. On top of that teasing, BBBJ, prostate would be great. If someone were to suggest a provider that does rimming, I would be in your debt. At this point I am thinking Sun Spa, or Eves. Seems like less around since the last time.

Sun's is your best bet. Eva's in Jeffersonville closed / was raided if that's what you are referring to.

[Gent12]

Has anybody been to Corydon lately? Haven't heard anything for a while. PM me if you what.

Stopped by Corydon this past Tuesday. Called the number and she said they are closed for 10 more days.

[MarkAmp]

Has anybody been to Corydon lately? Haven't heard anything for a while. PM me if you what.