Massage Parlor Reports

[Jagills]

Newer girl at shine. Probably upper 30's and slender. Does one hell of a tease, rubs all over sack crack and etc awkwardly doesn't finish but does everything else.

[Jagills]

Not bare but there's a girl with comical manmades.

Also my last time in there I had the other girl. Flatter chest shirt tease when straight business, then after the girl above with the man mades came into the room and asked 'more massage' and proceeded to rub my head while the other rubbed my legs.

Forgot to ask their names.

The girl w the enormous mm goes by CoCo.

[MartyC]

A good AMP with big ass tits I don't care if they are plastic fake but like them big also that she is clean shaved down there please pals any help would appreciate it inbox me with info and details please thanks.

Not bare but there's a girl with comical manmades.

Also my last time in there I had the other girl. Flatter chest shirt tease when straight business, then after the girl above with the man mades came into the room and asked 'more massage' and proceeded to rub my head while the other rubbed my legs.

Forgot to ask their names.

[SlickMex]

I'm afraid you asked a very tough question. All offer the same menu of services. I can't recommend "just" 2 or 3. Since there are so many you can always stop in one, check out the lineup and if nothing meets your fancy move on. Sweets usually has several whereas the others will probably have two. Plus as always it depends up on the time, day, chemistry with the MT, and as always YMMV. I'd just say you can't go wrong with these.

Along East Washington Street you got "Sweets" and Relax Spa within walking distance of each other and "BB" Body Balance Massage Spa about 3 miles east.

On Arlington Avenue you've got The Allie Spa.

East 38th you've got Ruby Spa and about a mile up on Pendleton Pike you got Una Spa.

And I'll throw in June Spa about 3 miles up from Ruby on North Shadeland.

Or you can TOFTT at this new one Tranquility Spa. Its a house on East Washington Street about. 5 miles west of I-465. Afterwards you can get your car washed one street over.

Best of luck! And we look forward to your East side report.

I figured I was asking a loaded question but you delivered anyway. Thanks for the suggestions.

If time permits, I will do a recon drive-by of Tranquility. From the google pix, I looks to rank a 0 on the discreetness scale. The parking looks to be frontage on the street.

[SlickMex]

Sounds like you just spotted the "Palindrome". Rockville Health Spa.

The spa across the street from M is what is often referred to as the palindrome and comes up on searches as Seoul Spa honestly I stopped going there. They've had GPS as of about a year ago. The AMP's are mid at best nothing really exciting IMHO. If anybody has an updated report I'd be interested It used to be my go two years back, but I stopped going when the talent went downhill.

Type in the search bar "Palindrome".

Palindrome / Rockville Health Spa (and now I know.).

I stopped in last weekend. I can't recall the name of the MT but I am pretty sure members have commented about her. I think we can still consider the talent as "downhill". She wanted house fee plus. 8 for L1. That hasn't been my past experiences so I am pretty sure she was trying to fleece me. We could not agree on tip so I left. I did low ball her on my counter and she said no so give her credit for that. And on to.

Mountain Aire.

I was met by Noona. It was near closing time so she wanted to do hhr. Good massage with warmed oil, no tease but extra attention on glutes and upper thighs. She was wearing a black dress so I figured she was good with UTC--yep. On the flip, the negotiation for the tip begins. I think L1 is her preference. When I asked about FS, she wanted $$ essentially pricing herself out of the market. However, she agreed to my counter-offer although I could tell she was put off so I am guessing not a fan of FS. She seems to get into it as the action progresses with some talk and diddling or it was good performance art. The finish is a two-handed, rotating HJ. A different technique than the standard jackhammer. I give her extra as she walks me out which seems to smooth things.

No complaints about my visit to Mountain Aire but I think my focus will be the NW side, particularly after another poster's apparently mind-blowing experience with Bobo.

[Jeast72]

Here's the situation:

You pull up to an AMP less than 1 hour before they close. Just for fun, let's assume it is Phoenix, in National Square, with another AMP right in the next building. When you pull in, there's only 1 car around, parked directly in front of the door to Phoenix. Do you:

A- Assume Phoenix is busy and go anywhere else, or.

B- Assume the car has nothing to do with any customer and barge on in?

Assuming you answered "B", when the masseuse tells you she's busy come back tomorrow, do you:

A- Leave, because she told you "come back tomorrow", or.

B- Keep talking to her for the next 5 minutes while she tells you at least 6 more times to "come back tomorrow?

If you answered "A", congratulations, although you're clueless, you at least understand basic English almost as well as a Chinese masseuse with a 100 word vocabulary.

If you answered "B", and someone absolutely did this, make some attempt to withdraw your skull from your rectum. You were about 30 seconds away from me walking out naked and telling you how much of an asshole you were being.

It's not that difficult. There are at least 5 other FS AMPs within 5 minutes of Phoenix, 1 literally steps away. "Come back tomorrow" is very clear. It means you should "come back tomorrow", or nod and go right next door. It doesn't mean you should share your life story and ignore the increasing annoyance of the masseuse.

The masseuse in question was in her 40's, nice face, decent body. Not much of a massage, went quickly to the tease and then to the flip. BBBJ for almost 30 minutes, with 69. Seemed more into the CFS than the DATY, although she jumped straight back to 69, when we switched back to BBBJ for the finish. She checked carefully outside for the clueless 2nd guy before she would let me leave.

Don't you think you're asking a lot from the large number of imbeciles we have out there? I swear, there's a lot of guys around that have to be direct descendants of Moe, Larry, and Curly. I never realized what studs those guys were. LOL.

[Indiguy]

If you answered "B", . You were about 30 seconds away from me walking out naked and telling you how much of an asshole you were being.

Now Just Think how a fully developed flagpole would have been a perfect touch to an absurdly comical scene. Factoring in the expression on the relatively normal gal's face.

[BrokenWings]

A good AMP with big ass tits I don't care if they are plastic fake but like them big also that she is clean shaved down there please pals any help would appreciate it inbox me with info and details please thanks.

[Jjbee62]

Here's the situation:

You pull up to an AMP less than 1 hour before they close. Just for fun, let's assume it is Phoenix, in National Square, with another AMP right in the next building. When you pull in, there's only 1 car around, parked directly in front of the door to Phoenix. Do you:

A- Assume Phoenix is busy and go anywhere else, or.

B- Assume the car has nothing to do with any customer and barge on in?

Assuming you answered "B", when the masseuse tells you she's busy come back tomorrow, do you:

A- Leave, because she told you "come back tomorrow", or.

B- Keep talking to her for the next 5 minutes while she tells you at least 6 more times to "come back tomorrow?

If you answered "A", congratulations, although you're clueless, you at least understand basic English almost as well as a Chinese masseuse with a 100 word vocabulary.

If you answered "B", and someone absolutely did this, make some attempt to withdraw your skull from your rectum. You were about 30 seconds away from me walking out naked and telling you how much of an asshole you were being.

It's not that difficult. There are at least 5 other FS AMPs within 5 minutes of Phoenix, 1 literally steps away. "Come back tomorrow" is very clear. It means you should "come back tomorrow", or nod and go right next door. It doesn't mean you should share your life story and ignore the increasing annoyance of the masseuse.

The masseuse in question was in her 40's, nice face, decent body. Not much of a massage, went quickly to the tease and then to the flip. BBBJ for almost 30 minutes, with 69. Seemed more into the CFS than the DATY, although she jumped straight back to 69, when we switched back to BBBJ for the finish. She checked carefully outside for the clueless 2nd guy before she would let me leave.

[Cocknee]

There is another house on the south side of Rockville about two houses away. It is set back from the road and it appears parking is in the back. There is minimal signage so it is easy to miss.

This will be one of my next stops. If you have stopped there, any comments?

Type in the search bar "Palindrome".

[Laser808]

Agree with SM317, as I've known ladies to change both their hair color and their name as they moved to another spa, and even a lady who used (at least) two different names at the same spa.

Your right, but the only reason so far is that the names of people said to be working that day were the ones people have posted about before in here. Still, worth a look probably.

[TomJerry144]

Earlier, I made a mistake on the title of Kiki, it's Michigan Road, not Washington below. Anyway.

Stopped in earlier today and met the NEW GIRL, I mentioned earlier she came around the 15th. Her name is Eva. She's petite and thin, about 5' 1" maybe? Long straight black hair, cute. She's got some really nice naturals about C cup, so very soft to squeeze, got to squeeze them, they are really nice! I dunno she might be low 30's, I forgot to ask. Eva speaks a little english greeting. Today she was wearing a white blouse top and black mini skirt with nothing under that skirt. Be nice fellows.

I was wondering where the Washington came into play LOL. Lili was the last one I've went to. How much did you pay if I may ask? I may stop by there tomorrow.

[OldScavenger]

Do you expect these names to be real? They probably don't remember what names get thrown out there.

Agree with SM317, as I've known ladies to change both their hair color and their name as they moved to another spa, and even a lady who used (at least) two different names at the same spa.

[Interex2]

Earlier, I made a mistake on the title of Kiki, it's Michigan Road, not Washington below. Anyway.

Stopped in earlier today and met the NEW GIRL, I mentioned earlier she came around the 15th. Her name is Eva. She's petite and thin, about 5' 1" maybe? Long straight black hair, cute. She's got some really nice naturals about C cup, so very soft to squeeze, got to squeeze them, they are really nice! I dunno she might be low 30's, I forgot to ask. Eva speaks a little english greeting. Today she was wearing a white blouse top and black mini skirt with nothing under that skirt. Be nice fellows.

I have known Kiki for awhile.

[StudMuffin317]

Do you expect these names to be real? They probably don't remember what names get thrown out there.

Gave relax a call yesterday and they didn't know anyone by that name but said to maybe call tomorrow. Called a bit ago and nothing, and almost had like a "WTF" kind of tone when I asked. Worth keeping an eye out though.