Massage Parlor Reports

[Newbie58]

When you call, consider asking who is working that day; don't ask about a specific provider. It forces them to tell you who is there instead of lying to you just to get you to come. Good luck. I learned that years ago after Lisa tried to scoop me saying she was Jin. Thank you Crutches.

I called ahead to check if Cherry was available and was told she is. Walked in, paid the house, checked again that I called ahead and asked for Cherry. Mamasan didn't say anything, takes the fee, comes back with an older lady and goes "Cherry on vacation, next time I get lineup for you". I wanted to walk out but since I'd already made the trip, decided to stay. Worst experience at DD yet. Massage was a joke and she was all sweaty by the end of it. Looks were 4/10. Did not bother asking her name. Non enthusiastic main event, and I was in and out in half an hour including the table shower. Not the first time they lied on the phone about a particular provider being there. That was it for DD, will not be visiting again. Anyone else have similar experience there?

[BLorenzo651]

I called ahead to check if Cherry was available and was told she is. Walked in, paid the house, checked again that I called ahead and asked for Cherry. Mamasan didn't say anything, takes the fee, comes back with an older lady and goes "Cherry on vacation, next time I get lineup for you". I wanted to walk out but since I'd already made the trip, decided to stay. Worst experience at DD yet. Massage was a joke and she was all sweaty by the end of it. Looks were 4/10. Did not bother asking her name. Non enthusiastic main event, and I was in and out in half an hour including the table shower. Not the first time they lied on the phone about a particular provider being there. That was it for DD, will not be visiting again. Anyone else have similar experience there?

[ZMan73]

Would paying more result in more than just a HJ?

I didn't try. You should go and check it out. They are attractive.

[NononJ2]

I was looking for a good massage, with attractive women that I haven't been to in a while or someone new. I remembered about Pleasant Dreams and I made the call. Amy and Ella were working. They are the 2 that run the show over there. They are both attractive with great bodies. I had Ella again and the massage was excellent. Topless HJ for the finish. 50/70 out the door. I have to say that it is a pleasant place to visit and they are very, very nice. They tell me that business has been slow. So, if you are in the Milford / West Haven area give them a visit.

Would paying more result in more than just a HJ?

[ZMan73]

I was looking for a good massage, with attractive women that I haven't been to in a while or someone new. I remembered about Pleasant Dreams and I made the call. Amy and Ella were working. They are the 2 that run the show over there. They are both attractive with great bodies. I had Ella again and the massage was excellent. Topless HJ for the finish. 50/70 out the door. I have to say that it is a pleasant place to visit and they are very, very nice. They tell me that business has been slow. So, if you are in the Milford / West Haven area give them a visit.

[DubletduBlow]

This place is advertising on STG now. Located on Dixwell Ave. In Hamden next to Tommy's location in a strip mall.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/new-h...b/328759647769

I visited and reported a few months ago. Place was totally legit and served by old hags. Total waste of time and money.

Anyone know if the script has changed now that they're advertising on STG? Will I leave happy if I try again?

[ZMan73]

It seems that Lisa is on vacation for a little while. Lily and YuYu are there and they are both gorgeous. Lily's massage has improved a lot. She seems to have built up some muscle. She has a slamming body and is such a sweetheart. YuYu has great massage skills. Very therapeutic and feels great. I left feeling so relaxed. She is a cutey and speaks pretty good english. Standard finish from both girls with some top off or pants down. These girls are great 70 hr.

[Joenova]

I am writing this review while sitting in the parking lot in front of Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT. I just had a 12:30 appointment with Summer. Yesterday I read what I thought was an accurate and honest review by another monger. Unfortunately none of the expectations that I was looking forward to were accurate or honest.

Start off with the phone conversation that I had with Summer at 11:45 AM. There's clearly a language barrier. But at the same time she was extremely rude on the phone again; there's a language barrier that's part of the problem. Quite frankly, she should not be answering the phone. Anyways, I book an appointment for 12:30 PM. I ring the doorbell, waiting approximately 7 minutes from the door. That would be strike number one. Summer answers the door and proceeds to pat me down. Doesn't greet me or ask who I am or who I am here to see.

I asked what seems to be the issue with "Why are you patting me down?" I get no response. Summer stops patting me down, smiles, grabs my hand, and proceeds to walk me to the room. That would be strike number 2!

On the walk to the room, on the way to the room, I see what appears to be drywall, paint, and wood flooring that hasn't been installed yet.

Well sorry to hear you had a lousy time.

That being said, nothing that I reported was a lie or misinformation. I only reported my experience. Perhaps she wasn't into you. Just because you're packing doesn't mean they all want you.

[TherealBbcMonger]

BBCMonger. Enjoyable review but you lost sympathy when you said Tall, Well-Endowed and One Legged Snake. HAHAHA..

Thanks.

I should really create an avoid AMP thread list.

Starting with Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT.

Hopefully bu the time I create the thread Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT will be permanently closed by the town of Woodbridge, CT.

[DaddyMcFatty]

I am writing this review while sitting in the parking lot in front of Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT. I just had a 12:30 appointment with Summer. Yesterday I read what I thought was an accurate and honest review by another monger. Unfortunately none of the expectations that I was looking forward to were accurate or honest.

Start off with the phone conversation that I had with Summer at 11:45 AM. There's clearly a language barrier. But at the same time she was extremely rude on the phone again; there's a language barrier that's part of the problem. Quite frankly, she should not be answering the phone. Anyways, I book an appointment for 12:30 PM. I ring the doorbell, waiting approximately 7 minutes from the door. That would be strike number one. Summer answers the door and proceeds to pat me down. Doesn't greet me or ask who I am or who I am here to see.

I asked what seems to be the issue with "Why are you patting me down?" I get no response. Summer stops patting me down, smiles, grabs my hand, and proceeds to walk me to the room. That would be strike number 2!

On the walk to the room, on the way to the room, I see what appears to be drywall, paint, and wood flooring that hasn't been installed yet.

Finally we get to the room. Summer states a 30-minute message. I reply, "I called you at 12:30, and I booked an appointment for an hour. I get this dead look, like a deer in the headlights staring at me. Again, clearly a language barrier, so I then decide to break out Google Translate. Showed her that I was her 12:30 appointment, and then I'm looking for the hour.

Summer shakes her hand, grabs my phone, and puts in 70. I can't hear the money. I grabbed the phone back, and then I said, "Here's $80; please bring me back my change. Summer comes back, no change. The $10 bill was nowhere in sight. At this point I know exactly where this is headed: to a complete and utter clusterfuck. I pick up my phone; where's my change? In Google Translate, she smacks her head and pretends like she forgot, leaving the room again. Comes back with my $10.00 and apologizes.

Then proceed to ask me to get undressed while she's standing there looking awkward, like she's never seen a tall, dark-skinned Black, well-endowed Black man before. This was awkward; this should have been my sign to leave!

I get undressed and lie on the table. Summer proceeds to grab the oil. There's no blanket, nothing, no pillow to rest my face on. Doesn't even ask how I want the massage and what areas I need massaged. Proceed to pour a massive amount of oil on my back and on my legs. To the point that it was overflowing and landing on the sheets.

I ask Sumer to get a towel and clean some of the oil up; no response. Proceed to start to give a lazy, half-assed massage for the next 35 minutes. During that 35-minute period her phone rang approximately six times. During the 35-minute massage I try to rub her legs away on two different occasions. That, my friends, would be strike number three. At that point I should have gotten up and left.

Summer leaves the room, doesn't say anything, comes back with a hot towel, removes the oil from my back and legs, and then asks me to flip over.

I flip over, and she starts massaging my chest, complimenting me on my arms and legs. Compliments me on the one-legged snake in between my legs. Summer walks over to her desk, grabs the oil, and proceeds to start to rub it on my chest. Reaches down and grabs my dick and starts stroking it with this weak one-handed motion. At this point I'm pissed off to the MAX!
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I asked Summer to take her bra off and her pants off; Summer understood that. Mind you, there was no discussion of any extra compensation. Somewhere to proceed to pull her khaki shorts down no panties definitely some baby damage on the tummy really nice rat at least a C, possibly a D cup. I reach up to touch, and she immediately pulls away. Still has my dick in one hand with this weak motion, and now she has this * face on like I killed her cat or something.

I asked her what the problem was; she didn't say anything. I then grabbed my phone and put in extras. She shakes her head and continues with the weak one-handed HJ. At this point I sit up. I answer my phone. We're all done here. I reached into my pocket, and I gave her $40. The look on her face was priceless.

I get dressed; she leaves the room, tries to come back and offer me a cookie and a water, and I say, "No thanks. " She leaves the room again. I proceed to get photos of the room and the massage table in the ceiling, where the massive duct system is blowing cold air during the whole massage. I get dressed as quickly as possible and put my shoes on. I don't say bye. I brush by her, and I head towards the door, unlocking it, and I walk out.

My fellow mongers I am furious. I am currently sitting in my car writing this review. I normally wait until I get home, process my thoughts, and then submit the review. I've been visiting AMP parlors for the last 20-plus years; this, without question, is the worst experience I have ever had.

Overall I would rate my experience a -5. Summer is attractive. She does have a nice rack, but that attitude, the lack of effort, the disorganization, the language barrier, and the very, very limited service make her a zero!

I normally don't say this, but I sincerely hope that Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT, gets shut down. Quite frankly it's only a matter of time; they're in a plaza where multiple other businesses are with a big green sign that says SPA.

One final thing: I'm sure most of you know this already. I do not advise any of you fellow mongers to listen to non-senior members' reviews because typically they're inaccurate and full of lies.

I have attached photos of the ceiling, the massage table, and the bright green sign as proof that I was there.

Thank you for reading this review.

BBCMonger. Enjoyable review but you lost sympathy when you said Tall, Well-Endowed and One Legged Snake. HAHAHA.

DMF.

[TherealBbcMonger]

I am writing this review while sitting in the parking lot in front of Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT. I just had a 12:30 appointment with Summer. Yesterday I read what I thought was an accurate and honest review by another monger. Unfortunately none of the expectations that I was looking forward to were accurate or honest.

Start off with the phone conversation that I had with Summer at 11:45 AM. There's clearly a language barrier. But at the same time she was extremely rude on the phone again; there's a language barrier that's part of the problem. Quite frankly, she should not be answering the phone. Anyways, I book an appointment for 12:30 PM. I ring the doorbell, waiting approximately 7 minutes from the door. That would be strike number one. Summer answers the door and proceeds to pat me down. Doesn't greet me or ask who I am or who I am here to see.

I asked what seems to be the issue with "Why are you patting me down?" I get no response. Summer stops patting me down, smiles, grabs my hand, and proceeds to walk me to the room. That would be strike number 2!

On the walk to the room, on the way to the room, I see what appears to be drywall, paint, and wood flooring that hasn't been installed yet.

Finally we get to the room. Summer states a 30-minute message. I reply, "I called you at 12:30, and I booked an appointment for an hour. I get this dead look, like a deer in the headlights staring at me. Again, clearly a language barrier, so I then decide to break out Google Translate. Showed her that I was her 12:30 appointment, and then I'm looking for the hour.

Summer shakes her hand, grabs my phone, and puts in 70. I can't hear the money. I grabbed the phone back, and then I said, "Here's $80; please bring me back my change. Summer comes back, no change. The $10 bill was nowhere in sight. At this point I know exactly where this is headed: to a complete and utter clusterfuck. I pick up my phone; where's my change? In Google Translate, she smacks her head and pretends like she forgot, leaving the room again. Comes back with my $10.00 and apologizes.

Then proceed to ask me to get undressed while she's standing there looking awkward, like she's never seen a tall, dark-skinned Black, well-endowed Black man before. This was awkward; this should have been my sign to leave!

I get undressed and lie on the table. Summer proceeds to grab the oil. There's no blanket, nothing, no pillow to rest my face on. Doesn't even ask how I want the massage and what areas I need massaged. Proceed to pour a massive amount of oil on my back and on my legs. To the point that it was overflowing and landing on the sheets.

I ask Sumer to get a towel and clean some of the oil up; no response. Proceed to start to give a lazy, half-assed massage for the next 35 minutes. During that 35-minute period her phone rang approximately six times. During the 35-minute massage I try to rub her legs away on two different occasions. That, my friends, would be strike number three. At that point I should have gotten up and left.

Summer leaves the room, doesn't say anything, comes back with a hot towel, removes the oil from my back and legs, and then asks me to flip over.

I flip over, and she starts massaging my chest, complimenting me on my arms and legs. Compliments me on the one-legged snake in between my legs. Summer walks over to her desk, grabs the oil, and proceeds to start to rub it on my chest. Reaches down and grabs my dick and starts stroking it with this weak one-handed motion. At this point I'm pissed off to the MAX!

I asked Summer to take her bra off and her pants off; Summer understood that. Mind you, there was no discussion of any extra compensation. Somewhere to proceed to pull her khaki shorts down no panties definitely some baby damage on the tummy really nice rat at least a C, possibly a D cup. I reach up to touch, and she immediately pulls away. Still has my dick in one hand with this weak motion, and now she has this * face on like I killed her cat or something.

I asked her what the problem was; she didn't say anything. I then grabbed my phone and put in extras. She shakes her head and continues with the weak one-handed HJ. At this point I sit up. I answer my phone. We're all done here. I reached into my pocket, and I gave her $40. The look on her face was priceless.

I get dressed; she leaves the room, tries to come back and offer me a cookie and a water, and I say, "No thanks. " She leaves the room again. I proceed to get photos of the room and the massage table in the ceiling, where the massive duct system is blowing cold air during the whole massage. I get dressed as quickly as possible and put my shoes on. I don't say bye. I brush by her, and I head towards the door, unlocking it, and I walk out.

My fellow mongers I am furious. I am currently sitting in my car writing this review. I normally wait until I get home, process my thoughts, and then submit the review. I've been visiting AMP parlors for the last 20-plus years; this, without question, is the worst experience I have ever had.

Overall I would rate my experience a -5. Summer is attractive. She does have a nice rack, but that attitude, the lack of effort, the disorganization, the language barrier, and the very, very limited service make her a zero!

I normally don't say this, but I sincerely hope that Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT, gets shut down. Quite frankly it's only a matter of time; they're in a plaza where multiple other businesses are with a big green sign that says SPA.

One final thing: I'm sure most of you know this already. I do not advise any of you fellow mongers to listen to non-senior members' reviews because typically they're inaccurate and full of lies.

I have attached photos of the ceiling, the massage table, and the bright green sign as proof that I was there.

Thank you for reading this review.

[TherealBbcMonger]

Their site is wayyy too obvious. Wouldn't be surprised if the place doesn't last long. I doubt Woodbridge cops have anything better to do with their time.

Good riddance I sincerely hope it does get shut down. I just left she's extremely unprofessional smacked my hands away no extras are available.

Detailed review on Smmer at Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge CT coming shortly!

[RegalFreeman]

So I made it to the new place a couple weeks ago on Amity Rd.

The place is all new and very clean. Was met by Summer who was cute with a decent body. She was probably about 40. Proceeded to pay 50 for the half, got undressed and laid down. I asked for a soft massage to see what would happen. After a few minutes she was grazing my balls, so I took that as a cue to start touching her legs which she was fine with. I made my way up her legs under her short and found she was not wearing panties. I played with her pussy a little then she asked me to flip. After the flip I motioned that I wanted to eat her pussy. She was happy to oblige and never mentioned any tip. I ate her out for awhile definitely going over my time. Later she gave me a HJ. Was a good time and left a hundred tip.

Made my way back the following week and had Summer once again. Same lead up, but after eating her pussy for 5 minutes she pulled me up to her missionary style and allowed me to fuck her bare. She later said she never does that, not sure if that's true or not, but I came deep inside. I left 120, as that was all I had.

Their site is wayyy too obvious. Wouldn't be surprised if the place doesn't last long. I doubt Woodbridge cops have anything better to do with their time.

[ConcreteJungle]

She later said she never does that, not sure if that's true or not

Maury Povich voice: the lie detector detemined that was a lie.

[TherealBbcMonger]

So I made it to the new place a couple weeks ago on Amity Rd.

The place is all new and very clean. Was met by Summer who was cute with a decent body. She was probably about 40. Proceeded to pay 50 for the half, got undressed and laid down. I asked for a soft massage to see what would happen. After a few minutes she was grazing my balls, so I took that as a cue to start touching her legs which she was fine with. I made my way up her legs under her short and found she was not wearing panties. I played with her pussy a little then she asked me to flip. After the flip I motioned that I wanted to eat her pussy. She was happy to oblige and never mentioned any tip. I ate her out for awhile definitely going over my time. Later she gave me a HJ. Was a good time and left a hundred tip.

Made my way back the following week and had Summer once again. Same lead up, but after eating her pussy for 5 minutes she pulled me up to her missionary style and allowed me to fuck her bare. She later said she never does that, not sure if that's true or not, but I came deep inside. I left 120, as that was all I had.

Great review! Will be checking out Summer at.

Sunshine Spa Tomorrow morning or early afternoon. I haven't checked at the New Haven AMP scene yet so this will be a first!

Thanks again will report back.