Massage Parlor Reports

[ShavedKitties]

Well, my first AMP experience was not a good one. I stopped by Shanghai early afternoon. Once inside there were two girls but Morning (I think that was her name), grabbed my hand and said "only girl". Ok. She's short and not bad looking, probably late 30's-early 40's, so I let her take me to the room. Once inside I put the $$ on the table and start to undress, she leaves for a minute and when she comes back she points for me to lay on the table face down (she speaks no english).

I thought nice, I'd take the nice relaxing massage and teasing I've heard about this places to start, but nope. As soon as I lay face down, I hear her phone playing some Chinese video, the "massage" consisted of her putting some oil on my back and poking me very gently with her fingers while she watches whatever she was watching on her phone. After a few minutes of this, I've had enough, so I turn around to start touching her, lets get to the action.

She completely undresses (nice body, great boobs and a small mommy tummy), cleans my junk and proceeds to give me a BBBJ, I started to get hard but she stops and proceeds to jackhammer while saying something about "two young girl", I point to her to keep sucking, she yawns and does it for a minute or so and again stops to tell me "two young girl", this goes on a couple more times. I have no idea what that was, so she uses her phone to translate "have two girls for another 100" (I thought she was the only one? LOL), I say no thank you and ask her to keep sucking.

Another big yawn (I guess she didn't sleep well) and she does it for another minute, then jackhammer and goes to put the condom on, I'm like not yet, I'm half flacid, she goes "tsk come on baby!" LOL. I need the BBBJ, but after a few minutes she signs that her mouth hurts, I'm definitely not having fun.

I decided to cut my loses and just have her put lube and jerk me off, she starts jack hammering, I say / signal slow and she's like "come on baby! She has amazing natural breasts, so I go for sucking them, she covers her nipples, what? I try again but she signals to lick only, JFC can this get any worse, her boobs are amazing but they were a no go for me.

I grab her hand, so I'm basically jerking myself off with her hand, I close my eyes and pretend I'm somewhere else, finally I relax enough to release, and I hear her yawn once more LOL. She cleans me up, I get dressed and she uses her phone to translate "are you satisfied with the service?" LOL. I smile, giver a hug and leave as fast as I can.

YMMV I guess, win some lose some.

[Shogun Hua]

Current line up at Best, Aki, Anni and Coco.

Shanghai, Aria is coming back to work Sunday. Jenny and Tiffany will be there on Sunday too.

[HelloThar]

Charging 60 more on top of 2 is Def not the standard. Pick anyplace up that strip and they don't, been to them all. If you feel better that's she is a MILF then fine. Face, belly and hands all say different. Confirmed with prior owner that is new owner at Lucky Star, and it shows. Also my mailbox got quite a few messages from what it sounds like an employee or owner offering other girl and free appointment. So prob aware of what we say. LOL.

I've started looking more closely at reviews, not only for authenticity but because I often notice my standards seem to differ much more than some other guys here.

Have gotten burned before from mongers hyping someone up only to be massively let down in person. Also agreed, anything more than the typical amount and the value of AMPs would go down significantly.

[AligatorJaw]

I had a fantasy about going to an AMP for first time with the intention of seeing both Annie and Aki at Best. I arrived before the posted open time and they were already open. Went in, met by Annie and asked about Aki. Handed over $$ and got undressed while she let Aki know. Annie returned after a couple minutes and got straight to the action. After 5 more minutes or so Aki walks in and disrobes joining in the fun. After that its a flurry of action on their part. Aki stopped me as I tried to insert a finger, and when doing 69 with either of them it was difficult to get to the goods. They would be too far back and I'd have to really stretch. There was a lot of tongue action. Definitely the cheapest Duo I've had but will admit I probably would been OK with just an hour with Aki who is skinny knockout with nice sized mms that feel soft to the touch.

They tried their best but at my age I'm not always able to complete the task.

I ended up out the door probably after about 45-50 minutes since I got inside.

[Loren Daiz]

I paid extra 60 for the table shower and the "Dongguan style" experience. Do I wish that it's included in $$? Absolutely! But that's not the case at places like Shanghai and Best. It's a matter of preference. Occasionally I like to have a table shower and I am okay with paying extra for it. Doesn't mean everyone has to as well.

It's not easy to guess Asian women's age but I think there is a 0% chance that Nina is a GILF. She is definitely a MILF and I think her body, skin and kitty are nice per AMP standards. I had no odor issues as reported by someone else. I have seen the grannies at nearby AMPs like Euro, VIP, Sun Spa and there is very clear difference compared to Nina.

Nina and Ivy are not top tier but also not below average.

Charging 60 more on top of 2 is Def not the standard. Pick anyplace up that strip and they don't, been to them all. If you feel better that's she is a MILF then fine. Face, belly and hands all say different. Confirmed with prior owner that is new owner at Lucky Star, and it shows. Also my mailbox got quite a few messages from what it sounds like an employee or owner offering other girl and free appointment. So prob aware of what we say. LOL.

[RockyKors]

I've seen several grannies in the past that some blind monger was reporting as MILF on this board. Even if she is a legit MILF why are you paying an extra $60? The younger ones in this town are barely worth $$ as it is.

I paid extra 60 for the table shower and the "Dongguan style" experience. Do I wish that it's included in $$? Absolutely! But that's not the case at places like Shanghai and Best. It's a matter of preference. Occasionally I like to have a table shower and I am okay with paying extra for it. Doesn't mean everyone has to as well.

It's not easy to guess Asian women's age but I think there is a 0% chance that Nina is a GILF. She is definitely a MILF and I think her body, skin and kitty are nice per AMP standards. I had no odor issues as reported by someone else. I have seen the grannies at nearby AMPs like Euro, VIP, Sun Spa and there is very clear difference compared to Nina.

Nina and Ivy are not top tier but also not below average.

[JMirage]

Lucky star Lynnwood. I've been there maybe 30 times. Wanted to go see what the hype recently has been with Nina. Upon entering its obvious things have changed and there's a new owner. Got Nina based on previous descriptions. Make no mistake, she's a gilf. Nice tits but that's it. Prob late 50's. Right from beginning up charge for table shower, 60 on top of normal 2 roses. Never gotten one there, so I was down to try from previous new reviews. In short it was terrible. More of a shallow tub than table but way to small for me esp another person. Previously reported as huge. Couldn't wait for it to end. Then back to room with dry rub, nothing special. Then BBBJ, and 69 with her muttering some advice but not sure what due to language barrier. Then her searching for the lost condom. I wasn't 10 sec into the mish and I wanted to leave. Between odor and boredom I was done. Switched to doggy and 2 sec "come on baby" but still zero connection. Asked for hot towel after 60 sec. Another great location down the tube. Texted prev owner to be sure it changed but haven't heard. Strong suspicion the "great" reports recently are fake. Saw Ivy on way out, younger but not caliber of previous girls. Disappointing. Won't be back unless prev owner confirms she still owns it.

Thanks for TOFTT. I had the same reservation about the recent reviews.

[Shogun Hua]

Aria is on a small break. Sunny went down to Brisa. I'm not sure which will leave if Aria comes back.

Jenny, maybe mid to late 20's, HWP, 5'4", middle of the back black hair. A's or B's, small butt. Speaks some English. 7 face, not much make up.

Mamasan said Molly, but she said her name is Morning and I also heard the other girls say Morning. Hard to say the age, maybe late 20's. Longer hair, down to the butt? Really nice body, C's or D's, her body reminds me of Stella or Aki. HWP. Slightly bigger butt than Jenny. Didn't appear to speak much English. Wears more make up. 7 face.

[KrDoggy]

Nina not my absolute favorite (like both Ivy and CiCi more.) but gilf never entered my mind and I had a good time. Sounds like a bad day for one or both of you.

Ivy in my top 5 and I can assure my review was real. No need to pay the upcharge or TS if you don't need the novelty, $$ gets you FS and good service here in my experience.

Lucky star Lynnwood. I've been there maybe 30 times. Wanted to go see what the hype recently has been with Nina. Upon entering its obvious things have changed and there's a new owner. Got Nina based on previous descriptions. Make no mistake, she's a gilf. Nice tits but that's it. Prob late 50's. Right from beginning up charge for table shower, 60 on top of normal 2 roses. Never gotten one there, so I was down to try from previous new reviews. In short it was terrible. More of a shallow tub than table but way to small for me esp another person. Previously reported as huge. Couldn't wait for it to end. Then back to room with dry rub, nothing special. Then BBBJ, and 69 with her muttering some advice but not sure what due to language barrier. Then her searching for the lost condom. I wasn't 10 sec into the mish and I wanted to leave. Between odor and boredom I was done. Switched to doggy and 2 sec "come on baby" but still zero connection. Asked for hot towel after 60 sec. Another great location down the tube. Texted prev owner to be sure it changed but haven't heard. Strong suspicion the "great" reports recently are fake. Saw Ivy on way out, younger but not caliber of previous girls. Disappointing. Won't be back unless prev owner confirms she still owns it.

[Loren Daiz]

Lucky star Lynnwood. I've been there maybe 30 times. Wanted to go see what the hype recently has been with Nina. Upon entering its obvious things have changed and there's a new owner. Got Nina based on previous descriptions. Make no mistake, she's a gilf. Nice tits but that's it. Prob late 50's. Right from beginning up charge for table shower, 60 on top of normal 2 roses. Never gotten one there, so I was down to try from previous new reviews. In short it was terrible. More of a shallow tub than table but way to small for me esp another person. Previously reported as huge. Couldn't wait for it to end. Then back to room with dry rub, nothing special. Then BBBJ, and 69 with her muttering some advice but not sure what due to language barrier. Then her searching for the lost condom. I wasn't 10 sec into the mish and I wanted to leave. Between odor and boredom I was done. Switched to doggy and 2 sec "come on baby" but still zero connection. Asked for hot towel after 60 sec. Another great location down the tube. Texted prev owner to be sure it changed but haven't heard. Strong suspicion the "great" reports recently are fake. Saw Ivy on way out, younger but not caliber of previous girls. Disappointing. Won't be back unless prev owner confirms she still owns it.

[ShavedKitties]

I would definitely make an appointment. Arrive early or on time. When you make an appointment, I ask who is working. If you ask for a certain provider, they have the potential to just lie and say yes that person is working. When you find out who is working, make the appointment. When you arrive, ask them what their name is. If you say "are you Aria?" they can potentially lie and say they are Aria. Read this guide, post 1. Have fun!

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...delines/page15

Sounds like Aria is out for 4 days. Aunt Flo is in town.

Cool guide. Too bad Aria is not available, might try to see Tiffany. Looks like Shanghai is the place to find younger talent which is what I'm looking for. I think I'll just show up, and see who's around.

[HelloThar]

Damage was twice the usual; I know it's more than Tokyo (Renton) but I did pop twice and went overtime a bit.

Aki was more than willing to DT, whether or not she could take the entire thing is a different story; I did appreciate her DT attempts, especially using her saliva as lube.

I know many girls don't like COF because it would ruin their makeups, but Anni did pull my junior out and swiped it across her face while I was releasing.

I find it kind of funny that you can book shanghai / best entirely (3 or 4 girls so 600-800) and if you did that on the other board, you'd likely pay several times that much.

Also the fact that you'd be temporarily closing access to all the other mongers.

[Shogun Hua]

This was my second time with Aki. Last time was at Shanghai many months ago. I felt like it was a much better session this time. Maybe because I am a returning customer. The descriptions of her on other posts are fairly accurate. I'd recommend.

[Captainpussymo]

I was in Lynnwood a few days ago and decided to visit Lucky Star after reading reports of new ownership. Had a pretty good experience and will repeat.

Nina greeted me at the door in a short dress. She is a good looking Chinese MILF and immediately placed a hand on jr to signal what was to come. When I asked about table shower she told me upfront that donation is $$ . 60. I undressed and she returned in a negligee. Led me to to the back and I got the longest table shower of my life with lots of soapy nuru, camel slide, BBBJ and rimming. After going back to room there was a little bit of massage, then more rimming, 69 and multi position CFS.

Met Ivy when leaving and she has a more slender figure. Might try her next time. Overall I left very happy and absolutely recommend this place.

I've seen several grannies in the past that some blind monger was reporting as MILF on this board. Even if she is a legit MILF why are you paying an extra $60? The younger ones in this town are barely worth $$ as it is.

[Ampking69]

What's the dmg for duo, an extra $? Also Aki's able to DT, she couldn't even fit half of jr in her mouth, just above avg. Sounds like anni is a better choice for dirty Asian fun and you sure she did cof (lots of girls don't like it)? Thanks.

Damage was twice the usual; I know it's more than Tokyo (Renton) but I did pop twice and went overtime a bit.

Aki was more than willing to DT, whether or not she could take the entire thing is a different story; I did appreciate her DT attempts, especially using her saliva as lube.

I know many girls don't like COF because it would ruin their makeups, but Anni did pull my junior out and swiped it across her face while I was releasing.