Massage Parlor Reports

[BuddyHeld11]

How did this happen? I'm genuinely curious. I've always had to pay upfront. Do they not take payments until afterwards there? From my experience, they like to get paid upfront to avoid this sort of thing and to see how much you brought with you. I would LOVE to see this happen at M1. Mama-san at M1 would probably take out an M1 and follow you to the parking lot! Mama at M1 doesn't fuck around!

I've visited twice. Same provider, seemingly a manager (type). Both time paid afterward.

[FrankyV8]

Today at Siam Bodywork's in Farmington Hills, some guy got his massage and left without paying. If it's someone on here, you are the lowest of scum. Anyone who's ever thought of doing it, you are in that same boat. Don't know what level of service they did or didn't get, but that doesn't matter. Even if all you got was a shitty massage, oh well, you pay for the massage at minimum, period. If the massage was decent enough, even if nothing more was offered or asked for, you pay for the massage and tip for the massage. Period. If she attempted HE or anything extra, good or not, you pay for the massage, tip for the massage, and tip for the extra. Period. Now of course it's probably not someone from here, and this is a rant not a review, but we need to call out bad monger behavior for what it is and for what it does to the rest of us. Be a gentleman, don't be a dick. And if it's you, you tuck your little dick between your legs and walk your ass back there and pay the lady, because at this point, your photo is shared with every other provider they know.

That's really unfortunate. If they try to go after the guy will bring unwanted attention.

Recent visits have been good there. Got Ana (spelling? A few times recently. She is quite insistent on 100 for standard and is willing to do nude. She threw out the number 200 for lip service, which is too high.

Another girl there recently tried to do a PM. I'm not well versed in that. Either she or me couldn't seem to make it happen, though as far as I could tell both of us were trying. Must be doing something wrong.

Thought?

[FrankyV8]

Door still says Magic on it. Was driving by recently and noticed the neon lights on. Stopped by to say hello. The host who opened the door was shorter and pudgier than I would have been interested in. Wearing a neon orange massage uniform. Massage is 80 plus tip (whatever you like is what she said). Anyway, was in a rush and not actually in need of a massage so left to come back another day. Anyone tried it out recently? How is it these days? PM fine if you want. Thanks in advance for any reports.

[Black Escape]

Today at Siam Bodywork's in Farmington Hills, some guy got his massage and left without paying. If it's someone on here, you are the lowest of scum. Anyone who's ever thought of doing it, you are in that same boat. Don't know what level of service they did or didn't get, but that doesn't matter. Even if all you got was a shitty massage, oh well, you pay for the massage at minimum, period. If the massage was decent enough, even if nothing more was offered or asked for, you pay for the massage and tip for the massage. Period. If she attempted HE or anything extra, good or not, you pay for the massage, tip for the massage, and tip for the extra. Period. Now of course it's probably not someone from here, and this is a rant not a review, but we need to call out bad monger behavior for what it is and for what it does to the rest of us. Be a gentleman, don't be a dick. And if it's you, you tuck your little dick between your legs and walk your ass back there and pay the lady, because at this point, your photo is shared with every other provider they know.

How did this happen? I'm genuinely curious. I've always had to pay upfront. Do they not take payments until afterwards there? From my experience, they like to get paid upfront to avoid this sort of thing and to see how much you brought with you. I would LOVE to see this happen at M1. Mama-san at M1 would probably take out an M1 and follow you to the parking lot! Mama at M1 doesn't fuck around!

[Peachy407]

Linda and Coco, I hardly knew ye.

[Kidcudi09]

Had some time to get out on Friday early afternoon and decided to visit Jenny at Day Health. Thanks for the couple of reviews in advance. Called to make an appointment. Nice space, it is huge just for one person. Jenny is personable, soft spoken, older, not bad looking just older. Got a half hour (my standard when meeting someone new). Her back walking is a plus and gave enough deep pressure to loosen up my neck. Standard handy does allow UTC roaming at least up top. After the finish asked me to sit up and finished working on my shoulders. Out the door, spent $100.

Would likely repeat when I'm in the area because of the quality massage.

Stay safe,

Cudi.

[HugeDk]

Today at Siam Bodywork's in Farmington Hills, some guy got his massage and left without paying. If it's someone on here, you are the lowest of scum. Anyone who's ever thought of doing it, you are in that same boat. Don't know what level of service they did or didn't get, but that doesn't matter. Even if all you got was a shitty massage, oh well, you pay for the massage at minimum, period. If the massage was decent enough, even if nothing more was offered or asked for, you pay for the massage and tip for the massage. Period. If she attempted HE or anything extra, good or not, you pay for the massage, tip for the massage, and tip for the extra. Period. Now of course it's probably not someone from here, and this is a rant not a review, but we need to call out bad monger behavior for what it is and for what it does to the rest of us. Be a gentleman, don't be a dick. And if it's you, you tuck your little dick between your legs and walk your ass back there and pay the lady, because at this point, your photo is shared with every other provider they know.

[BuddyHeld11]

Drove by both Queens Spa and Great Hands in the evening. Both were closed and phones were unresponsive / turned off. Queens was lit up inside, but there was a paper stuck outside on their door. Great Hands was completely dark other than the massage sign on the window (open was not lit up).

Doesn't look good unless their doing something internally.

I don't imagine a simultaneous internal reorganization. Two different jurisdictions (Southfield & Oak Park), which means county, state and / or feds. Texts unresponsive on Thursday. The reality, really, was TGTBT to sustain.

[PshBall]

Drove by both Queens Spa and Great Hands in the evening. Both were closed and phones were unresponsive / turned off. Queens was lit up inside, but there was a paper stuck outside on their door. Great Hands was completely dark other than the massage sign on the window (open was not lit up).

Doesn't look good unless their doing something internally.

[Streethunter]

Anyone know when I can get this?

[Rdanon]

Any tips on Massagers that give a little TLC? A sweet lady excited to rub you down after a hard days work and finish you off? West / north burbs preferred.

I'm a bit tired of the GFE's that don't know how to use their hands and the massage therapists that treat you and your willie like the next cog on the assembly line.

[BuddyHeld11]

Tried a new place (well, tried to try).

I texted at 4 pm saying I would come at 8:30 p, good coms, confirmed. Was friendly in text.

I go there as promised, even a few minutes early, and as I pull in at 8:24 p they happen to be standing at the door outside, and turn the lights off and vanish as I park! Ha! I was so pissed. They clearly say they open to 9 or 9:30 depending on where you see the ad.

Total time-waster. I drove 25 mins. I was so annoyed. So! Sharing this so you know of them, and go in with my own 'visit' in mind.

Also, I will say, as I sat there texting in their parking lot, that place is not a safe place (for your car). There were some weird people in the parking lot. (Weirder than me and you LOL).

Links -.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/moon-bay-massage-pontiac

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...4/211937598725

Brand new interioir. Service mediocre LMT. No teasing or hints or foreshadowing (understandably) of HE finish, however that was the outcome. Provider middle aged. That part of Telegraph could be called sketchy, but pales compard to Eight Mile and Lahser and Seven Mile and Telegraph.

[LazyLover]

Tried a new place (well, tried to try).

I texted at 4 pm saying I would come at 8:30 p, good coms, confirmed. Was friendly in text.

I go there as promised, even a few minutes early, and as I pull in at 8:24 p they happen to be standing at the door outside, and turn the lights off and vanish as I park! Ha! I was so pissed. They clearly say they open to 9 or 9:30 depending on where you see the ad.

Total time-waster. I drove 25 mins. I was so annoyed. So! Sharing this so you know of them, and go in with my own 'visit' in mind.

Also, I will say, as I sat there texting in their parking lot, that place is not a safe place (for your car). There were some weird people in the parking lot. (Weirder than me and you LOL).

Links -.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/moon-bay-massage-pontiac

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...4/211937598725

[EFrom MI]

Thanks for the thorough report, much appreciated. What was the donation requirement? Tia.

I gave 160 tip.

[SandersNut]

I went to Great Hands in Oak Park, the sign for Oak Park on 9 mile is just before the spa. I got there about 8 pm and asked for an hour. They asked if I had called which I had not, so Wendy came out and took me to the room. I paid 70 for hour, she started the massage several minutes in she started talking to someone on the phone, she had it on speaker and I have no idea what was being discussed. The conversation lasted for a few minutes while she kept on with the massage. When she got off phone she reached under rubbed me and asked what I wanted, I said everything and gave her the tip. She left for some supplies, came back in and took her time with the build up. Gave me oral with no cover, was very good, then asked if it was okay to put on the cover, I nodded yes and then on to the main event. I finished after a few minutes, Wendy is in her 30's I would guess, nice body, not super skinny but put together nicely, all natural, which I like. When I walked out I see two men sitting in the waiting area, get to my car and see that I had been there for 35 minutes total, was surprised it was that quick as I didn't feel rushed, I knew massage part was less time than usual. I will certainly repeat.

Thanks for the thorough report, much appreciated. What was the donation requirement? Tia.