Massage Parlor Reports

**JamesTChicago** · 09-18-25 20:45

Stopped by Ya Spa on Lawrence. Door propped open, which was nice to get into the entryway where the bell is. Wanted to scout the talent for the future. I kept trying to ask who would "be here" tomorrow and she kept saying "beer?" I kind of gave up although she said she speaks English well. Ended up seeing on average woman, one I wouldn't touch and another didn't look great by any means from a distance. Having an actual beer now after that waste of my time.

**NewCleve** · 09-17-25 21:31

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

Popped into BHC, orange's alternative location over on acher. Pulled Sasa nice pick. She's about 5-2, has some perky c's brown nipples. A little tummy but cute, no tats big ass, not a spinner but she's perfect for me. About 120,. She was very pleasant, had a good attitude, Really was good at the deep throat game, handled the 7 incher and held her mouth on it for at least 15 seconds on it, no gag reflex. Hit it missionary, doggy, and jack hammered. She took it hard. Was good at the table shower too. A Lot of ass play and body to body, great massage there. You can see her image on instagram pretty accurately. Pussy was slightly shaved. Pretty tight, she was good no LFK, its all good though. I met some other asian girls there. Asian girl with Dark Blonde dyed hair, she was cute. Not sure when Orange is going to open up, but for now BHC is were it is at.

Where is BHC now? Didn't they move from their old location?

**Dbry4281** · 09-17-25 17:49

Popped into BHC, orange's alternative location over on acher. Pulled Sasa nice pick. She's about 5-2, has some perky c's brown nipples. A little tummy but cute, no tats big ass, not a spinner but she's perfect for me. About 120,. She was very pleasant, had a good attitude, Really was good at the deep throat game, handled the 7 incher and held her mouth on it for at least 15 seconds on it, no gag reflex. Hit it missionary, doggy, and jack hammered. She took it hard. Was good at the table shower too. A Lot of ass play and body to body, great massage there. You can see her image on instagram pretty accurately. Pussy was slightly shaved. Pretty tight, she was good no LFK, its all good though. I met some other asian girls there. Asian girl with Dark Blonde dyed hair, she was cute. Not sure when Orange is going to open up, but for now BHC is were it is at.

**OrangeLine1** · 09-17-25 06:23

Anyone hearing of a group of men robbing spas?

Heard right after I left Archer Spa that they were robbed including a guest then heard Sapphire Spa was robbed 2 girls and 2 guest and Ashland Perfect also was hit last night. Does anyone have intel? Mama shared a picture with me at Ashland of the robbers but this is disturbing to say the least.

**OrangeLine1** · 09-17-25 06:15

With all the heat down Archer Ave decided to go to an old faithful Archer Spa and was welcomed in by Alisa mid to late 30's 5 ft 100 lb cutie with a set of D boobies.

Shoes off counter candy in my mouth to help freshen up my bad breath and to the room we go. Settled on 2 Bills and she dropped her cute red dress right to the floor and began what I would rate a 10 out of 10 BBBJ. After about 5 mins of a great face pounding I reached for my wallet to grab my own condom and strapped up and put a real pounding on her little frame several positions before finishing in doggie with my thumb in her asshole.

Good experience would repeat she is there until the end of September breast are too big for her little frame but pussy is good and BBBJ is legit fire only negative is you can tell in mish she can't really take over 7" and I'm closer to 9" was a little too much for her and you could see it on her face she said several times in broken English too fat for me go slow so if you are 7+ expect it to be real tight almost like Emily at SXL tight.

**BigsKings** · 09-16-25 13:55

Back to Chicago, contacted my usual spot looking for my favorite girl Mia, unfortunately I was told she is not working here today. MMS presented two options. 1 Latino and 1 Asian. I always preferred Asian so I booked Angel for an hour.

She is so nice. Very warm hug at the door, gentle voice and soft smiles. I can tell she is ready to give great service. I remember her from maybe about 1 year ago, but she doesn't seem to remember me.

She asked me to undress, and led me to shower. No shower together but help me clean up nicely and give me some preview. Back to the room. I asked to skip massage first. She starts to kiss me around, ends at BBBJ. She kept giving me great eye contact during the session, and the BBBJ feels no teeth at all. She also gave me a great RIM job. When I am ready, I asked her to put on the cover and start pounding on different positions. She is quite like a cat and do whatever I asked her to do. Came in missionary after all.

Clean me up there are still time left, so she gave me a nice massage. When times up, she gave me a nice hug before sending me down. Definitely great experience for the price.

**SmileySam** · 09-16-25 09:04

Originally Posted by Pipesargent [View Original Post]

Was thinking about exploring Tantric and Lingam Massages. My question is are they worth it and if so who do you all recommend? BTW I hope this is the correct forum for this question if not I apologize.

Thanks.

Girls advertise tantric, lingual etc. to increase their prices to crazy rates. It is all bs hoping guys fall for it. They don't have a clue about tantric. It will end up a really expensive light rub with HJ.

**Jayp80** · 09-16-25 08:20

Originally Posted by Pipesargent [View Original Post]

Was thinking about exploring Tantric and Lingam Massages. My question is are they worth it and if so who do you all recommend? BTW I hope this is the correct forum for this question if not I apologize.

Thanks.

Everyone I would recommend is out the business or gone MIA but as a warning MOST girls who put tantric, nuru, lingram etc in their ads are just copying and pasting what they see in other ads and have no clue what they mean. You have to read reviews to know exactly what you're getting, buyer beware.

**Pipesargent** · 09-15-25 11:10

Was thinking about exploring Tantric and Lingam Massages. My question is are they worth it and if so who do you all recommend? BTW I hope this is the correct forum for this question if not I apologize.

Thanks.

**Dgordon630** · 09-15-25 07:27

A few weeks back I tried glory on the nw side on Milwaukee. Drew a mid age therapist who has a decent body. Ok massage and standard finish. I appreciated the door inside the door entry for privacy. Might return. Seems like a quiet place.

**HanzoAsian** · 09-15-25 02:27

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

There is another forum for that area, check the Mt. Prospect thread for more info.

I will say that Ivy and Elana used to work not too far from there:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...est-27921.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...lay-26990.html

Search the forum for reviews.

Hope I can see one of them tomorrow!

**SlayMonn** · 09-14-25 11:49

Seems most everyone listed on orange website is at BHC now. Tiffany among the most objectively attractive I've seen in a minute. Says she's Korean but also noticed she was typing in either Viet or Thai on her phone. Heavy makeup but model figure & face. Insanely nice bubble butt & extremely well done MM d's. Sorta rushed service but very GFE & responsive to all positions requested; def worth just for the experience of the attention from someone as hot as she is LOL. Fwiw saw her when she was first here couple months back based on another poster's review and kept eye out for her return. Show her some love she said here for 20 days.

**Goofy89** · 09-13-25 20:58

Originally Posted by HughJCoque [View Original Post]

I've got the afternoon off to take the Blue Line from Ohare to downtown. Any recommended places near any Blue Line stops? Or just get down in Chinatown?

Thanks.

If you still need some info if you get off on western short walk past armitage and leavitt these 2 work from same apartment only done L1 wit lena but does nude while dania only seen her durin 4 hands wit lenna only did topless but seen she offers FS on her own.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ard-49557.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ess-48167.html

**Blue Myself** · 09-13-25 20:48

I went to the Asian Spa on W Fullerton near the Galapagos hair cut. Nothing ghetto. Overall a great massage. Got a nice happy with some rubber slapped on.

Brianna knows how to milk, no question about that. My personal session was very routine. Like getting a hair cut. Nothing remarkably bad or good happened. And that's a damn good thing, IMO.

Brianna prepped me up with a casual massage and also prepped up my dick with all the swirls, twirls, and rubs. Very meticulous with her hands. The light drawing with her fingernails between the folds of my sack. Brianna also should a lot of attention to making sure I was milked every last drop. It was my fault because it took me a while to cum. Brianna just would not stop pleasuring me.

They had some other girls there too that looked attractive as well. Thought about expanding the party. But I got bills to pay. Next time.

**Coopertars** · 09-13-25 12:22

Originally Posted by MilkyMoomoo [View Original Post]

Anyone have any intel on any places near Des Plaines Metra? Would greatly appreciate some pointers from the veterans here.

There is another forum for that area, check the Mt. Prospect thread for more info.

I will say that Ivy and Elana used to work not too far from there:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...est-27921.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...lay-26990.html

Search the forum for reviews.