Massage Parlor Reports

[Kevin80]

As a member about to eclipse his 70th orbit around the sun, I will gladly wear the badge of "Not Like Most People." Come over here and have a seat, my granny friend. Let grandpa loosen up that blouse, britches and undergarments. Relax and enjoy some pleasure!

(Have fun getting that image out of your head).

May you all live long enough to enjoy these twilight years of life.

Mr. P.

In all fairness Plumber, we're talking about providers, not real friends. You may be 70 ish but do you really want to hand Benjies to 70 year old providers?

[Kevin80]

Correct, Mia tits and ass are a great asset. Last visit was 3 months ago and she pulled her yoga down for fiv without me asking, was shocked. Her menus are very limited and I'm surprised she's still there.

Can you clarify Kammy, Mia allowed FIV but you still consider her menu very limit. In comparison to other providers at the shop?

[Mr Plumber]

I also like to see low profile or new spots get reviewed, but they definitely don't come as often because most people don't want to see a granny.

As a member about to eclipse his 70th orbit around the sun, I will gladly wear the badge of "Not Like Most People." Come over here and have a seat, my granny friend. Let grandpa loosen up that blouse, britches and undergarments. Relax and enjoy some pleasure!

(Have fun getting that image out of your head).

May you all live long enough to enjoy these twilight years of life.

Mr. P.

[Mr Plumber]

Correct, Mia tits and ass are a great asset. Last visit was 3 months ago and she pulled her yoga down for fiv without me asking, was shocked. Her menus are very limited and I'm surprised she's still there.

Good to hear she's loosening up a little. Hearing about other girls' offerings will do that. Kind of forces the hand, so to speak. She obviously has her regulars. She wouldn't still be there if she didn't. Many years ago there was a member here who messaged me that he and Mia were dating and she wanted to leave with him and get out of the massage business. Guess we know how that turned out.

Enjoy those titties and ass, KammyMike! Oh and that FIV, too!

Mr. P.

[ZyDawg]

Stopped by OA on my way back from LA to SD tonight. Koko was the only one available at the time but I think there may have been one or two other girls there. Koko is a short and busty girl with a pretty face. I opted for an hour this time. I was enticed by her body, and wanted to get right to it. I told her no massage and so she had me pay the tip and we got the show on the road. She gets naked and her body looks great. MM tits, but not hard like regular bolt-ons, nice hips, and fit waist.

After making out a bit, I end up sucking on her nips while she rubs me. We get back to making out again and then she makes her way down my body kissing key points while jerking me still. Koko finally starts on her BBBJ by kissing the tip and then licking from the base to the tip and then uses her cheek and tongue to massage me in her mouth. A pretty great BBBJ that leads into light rimming. Some BLS again and then once more on the BBBJ. After a while, she asks if I want to fuck now and I tell her yeah, so she covers me and rides me CG. After a while of this and me sucking her tits while she rides me, I have her switch to doggy. I put her into a side position and pounding her in that position for until I almost pop. I ask her to let me shoot in her mouth and she complies. The entire dance took only roughly 30 minutes or so, so she asked me if I wanted a massage to occupy the remaining time. I tell her if she could just work my shoulders that'd be great so I sit up and kneels behind me while doing so. Occasionally teasing me with her tits on my back and blowing in my ear, I joke and tell her if she keeps it up I'd be ready for round two in no time. She giggles and then gives me a couple kisses and helps me dress back up after a couple of minutes. The manager comes out and sees me and we chat a bit. I've never met her before, but she seems ok. She tells me a new beauty will be coming tomorrow, promising me model level quality. I tell her it's unfortunate, but I only stop by if I'm driving down from or up to LA.

Total: $$.2 HHR.

Posted late cause of 502 errors.

[Huge1986]

I almost did not want to bother to post with all the negative energy in this side of the forum. I saw a couple of long essay of reviews about the place. I am visiting a friend of mine who lives near here and told me they got decent looking women. So I thought I just go down for a quick visit see if the hype is true or just a dud like a quite a few of senior profiles said it is.

First thing that came to mind to garden is their sign is obviously off, it read Graden. A decent looking chick goes by Lilian was the one who took me in, I asked for 45 minutes, quick back-rub turned into some catbath tease after.

Her BBBJ was pretty good, I don't do DATY with women I am unsure how clean they are unless there is a shower involved. CFS was decent in a few positions, finished in the bag like I usually do. Overall, in my opinion about the place is pretty good, reminds me of what nature or green goblin used to be, small rooms with decent looking chicks in a dim light that you can barely tell their age or what they really look like. It certainly was not a bad visit, and I can see myself coming back if I don't live 40 minutes away with good traffic. They gave me a stamp card like it was a frozen yogurt shop that if I collected all the stamps, I get a free one-hour. IT is not as shitty as some of the recent senior accounts said it is, it was just an AMP with not run by grandmas or charge you every little thing.

[Huge1986]

I think those 3 spots are a great starter pack for beginners before they get familiar with the scene and go on more adventures on their own. At least that's how I started, and I have personally had a great experience with them most of the time. And to be completely honest, those 3 spots are all a simple man will ever need because they rotate girls out so often. There's only so much sex a man can do before going limp and back hurting LMAO.

I also like to see low profile or new spots get reviewed, but they definitely don't come as often because most people don't want to see a granny.

I came down to visit a friend of mine yesterday, tried one of the place some of the senior members were trashing about nonstop for a day now, I just posted my 1st actual review being I visited a few places before but they were not great, didn't want to call them out because the up-charges and it was indeed grandmas in their 50-60 even. The other side of the forum for parlors is so much nicer IMO, why is there so much hostility about AMPs that obviously are popular for a reason on a forum is beyond me. Everyone's standard on women is different; one person's 5 can be another's 9 vice versa, is there like a universal grading system that I didn't read from the FAQ portion? No offense, if there are better shops or different shops offers better options, older shops like Nature spa that I used to go, or some new ones like Wish spa that I read about, all the people on this side of the forum would love to read about it, rather than trash the obvious local goers that visits their favorite spot more frequent than others and left some reviews.

[Panchito33]

Tale of two very different cities this week. Killing 2 birds with one stone with this post.

For any big tit lovers, Lucy is back at Peony along with her great rack. Saw Lucy earlier this week and she's looking as sinful as ever. Her blank tank top could barely contain her massive double d's. They are a sight to behold. But even better holding them with your hands. Won't bore you with the details, she's been well reviewed here. She's always a great time. Here all month.

I'll add my two cents about Jasmine at DuCalm, I have seen her in the past, If you like petite spinners, she's your girl. She's sporting a sexy belly ring, stands barely 5' tall and 100 lbs dripping wet. Has a GND look. Body is tight, creamy skins, and I would guess she's in her mid to late twenties. Spinners aren't my thing, but change of pace is always a nice break. Plus my cock looks huge going in and out of her tight pussy. LOL. She looks great in K9, and she will fuck you back, best view is by far, when she arches her back and starts fucking you back in K9.

Plenty of options out there. Have fun this weekend boys.

[Quincy88]

Let the mongers keep going. So I can enjoy the quiet places.

That doesn't sound so bad!

[Quincy88]

I've had great experience at Wish Spa. MMS is nice and replies quickly. I forgot to post a review, but it was Fendi I saw.

I've gone to OA the most when I have work in the OC area, and they do provide good service most of the time. Mms at OA also treats me nicely too. I think body descriptions are more important to look at than the beauty score out of 10 because it's subjective imo.

That's another thing. Forgetting to post reviews makes it seem like it's nothing else out there. But good to know you had a good time with fendi.

[ShyBraveOC]

All new recruits, what about Mia? I don't see / hear anything about her. Intel?

Mia is still there as of last week. Long time worker. I turned her down for Sunny. Mia isn't my type.

[HandyLover]

She is one of the few ladies to allow you to perform a full Nelson on her, sometimes with an audience.

If she doesn't satisfy a specific kink I don't see the point to visit her in 2025 though.

Sorry, what is a "Full Nelson"? It's not in the forum abbreviations. Is it a wresting move?

[KammyMike]

If Mia had more than 2 things on her menu, she would see more visits from me. Really love her titties and big ass but not enough access or options to satisfy my needs.

Mr. P.

Correct, Mia tits and ass are a great asset. Last visit was 3 months ago and she pulled her yoga down for fiv without me asking, was shocked. Her menus are very limited and I'm surprised she's still there.

[Mr Plumber]

All new recruits, what about Mia? I don't see / hear anything about her. Intel?

If Mia had more than 2 things on her menu, she would see more visits from me. Really love her titties and big ass but not enough access or options to satisfy my needs.

Mr. P.

[Realooo072]

I haven't visited too many parlors in a while, but I have visited the popular ones around LA, OC, and Las Vegas since 2012 or so:

TLDR: Girls are girls, pussy is pussy, they're not all that different. Don't buy into the hype of "hot" places such as Garden Spa, Du Calme, OA Spa, etc.

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I think those 3 spots are a great starter pack for beginners before they get familiar with the scene and go on more adventures on their own. At least that's how I started, and I have personally had a great experience with them most of the time. And to be completely honest, those 3 spots are all a simple man will ever need because they rotate girls out so often. There's only so much sex a man can do before going limp and back hurting LMAO.

I also like to see low profile or new spots get reviewed, but they definitely don't come as often because most people don't want to see a granny.