Massage Parlor Reports

**Temp011** · 07-11-26 02:28

I've never went to an AMP and what to go. But I have a few questions hopefully some of yall can answer.

1. What do I say when I walk in to the receptionist? Like "regular half hour massage" but then in the back you talk about what you actually*want? Or how does this work?

2. Do I bring the condom or they have some there?

3. Can I chose the women? Or they put you with whoever?

4. And what are the chances of a STD, if any, in AMPs?

And can you guys recommend some credible place I can try? Like 3-5 places for newbies? Preferably*not in the city but if its*safe and credible then yeah go ahead list them?

**NietzscheKeen** · 05-08-26 15:19

Now is your chance to experience the GOAT. The tiny bombshell that has dozens and dozens if reviews and has repeat customers driving hours just to experience her again.

She has taught many girls how to perform 5 star service, but few to none could keep up with her regimen.

Sako truly is one you will regret missing.

A beautiful Thai-Chinese mix. Young and very petite with an energy you will never encounter with anyone ever again.

Call for an appointment because walk-ins rarely exist for her.

See her reviews in the Baltimore, MD and Eastern Shore, MD pages.

Eighteen Oliver Street, Newark, NJ.

She told me some regulars have traveled to Newark from as far as Baltimore to see her.

**Asphalt** · 03-16-26 13:06

Originally Posted by Fuckery [View Original Post]

Walk into this spot and it feels like someone's home weirdly enough. Go into the back room and pay the woman. She is decently gracious and I think that's a good sign. Strip down fully and leave a towel to barely cover my backside (don't want to flash someone just in case it's not the vibe). Immediately she takes it off and begins to lightly rub my all along my back, legs and butt. She's starts paying special attention to my groin section. Stroking it gently before fully taking me in her hand. Then the hot oil comes in. The oil I've always had was never hot so this was a nice change of pace. But yeah she does a very light massage (basically just rubbing) and rubs my balls and the head of my penis. Just teasing me nicely. Then I turn over (no towel to wipe it down). She starts going at it but I'm not going to lie she wasn't able to get me off at first. She kinda had a death grip and I went a little numb. Asked her to go softer and that's when my experience went fucking crazy.

She asks me to take over by masturbating and then she goes up to my head and starts licking my ear and teasing my nipples. Honestly really fucking hot. Got off quick. She said I was a 10/10 which made me smile.

It doesn't come up on google maps. Where is it?

**LurkingDog** · 02-28-26 12:52

Originally Posted by MDBellamy [View Original Post]

Good report, but "RACG" What is that?

I would guess Reverse Asian Cow Girl.

LD.

**MD Bellamy** · 02-28-26 09:10

Originally Posted by Vbgent4u2c [View Original Post]

I was amazed that there are at least 10 AMPs within walking distance in Chinatown! Based on some research and lively text messages I decided on Happiness Spa and chose Patty.

Happiness Spa is very clean, comfortable and modern.

Patty is a tall, long legged and beautiful Asian woman with nice C's. Patty was very friendly as soon as she walked into the room. After a little introductory play, she led me to the table shower. Totally mind blowing! Best table shower I ever including some very nice body slide and very intense soapy rimming.

Back to the room for round two. Patty really had to work to get that second nut, but she was not to be deterred.

Total GFE, RJ, BBBJ, 69, more BBBJ, CG, ACG, more BBBJ, RCG, RACG, more BBBJ, finally finished in standing Mish. 240 + 60 and Patty was almost as happy as I was. Never seen a lady so happy about a 60 tip, but I wish I had brought more with me!

Good thing I don't live in Philly! I'd either go broke seeing Patty or married to her!

Happy hunting at Happiness!

Good report, but "RACG" What is that?

**AbsolutedDrag** · 11-24-25 11:32

A bear belly gramma spot. Massage is superb and gives a HJ. Firm Grandma grip and jerks it off like there's no tomorrow. No upselling.

**Fuckery** · 11-07-25 19:31

Walk into this spot and it feels like someone's home weirdly enough. Go into the back room and pay the woman. She is decently gracious and I think that's a good sign. Strip down fully and leave a towel to barely cover my backside (don't want to flash someone just in case it's not the vibe). Immediately she takes it off and begins to lightly rub my all along my back, legs and butt. She's starts paying special attention to my groin section. Stroking it gently before fully taking me in her hand. Then the hot oil comes in. The oil I've always had was never hot so this was a nice change of pace. But yeah she does a very light massage (basically just rubbing) and rubs my balls and the head of my penis. Just teasing me nicely. Then I turn over (no towel to wipe it down). She starts going at it but I'm not going to lie she wasn't able to get me off at first. She kinda had a death grip and I went a little numb. Asked her to go softer and that's when my experience went fucking crazy.

She asks me to take over by masturbating and then she goes up to my head and starts licking my ear and teasing my nipples. Honestly really fucking hot. Got off quick. She said I was a 10/10 which made me smile.

**NastyNate1219** · 09-04-25 12:44

Hello guys, was wondering if anyone knows of LMP that offers BBFS? I usually go to New York but I'm trying to find a place in Philadelphia if you know any please share with me. If you guys are interested in exchange info on BBFS place PM me.

Thanks.

**Jayke00** · 08-29-25 21:29

Originally Posted by SimonJonesUK [View Original Post]

Do they post pics anywhere and are they accurate, or are you a dice-roller?

Sorry for the late response!

Generally I am a dice-roller. I have largely been pleasantly surprised and I have occasionally walked out when I wasn't happy.

Most of us go for the young, pretty girl that we'd have difficulty getting out in the world, but as with some of those young, pretty girls out in the world, looks aren't everything.

I've been with some very attractive therapists and had a very mediocre to forgettable experience. You know the syndrome, they think they're in charge and they have no issue letting you know that, or they think their shit don't stink and can short you on time or service or even common courtesy.

About half the time I will call ahead and ask for a specific therapist with positive reviews from this board, because performance and attitude can overcome looks.

My last experience at In Spa is a great example of this.

When the therapist walked in my knee-jerk reaction was "She's a bit thicker than I am in the mood for, I'm walking". But she had a very pretty face and her attitude was excellent.

I was glad I stayed.

Cookie, for those of you who are curious about experiencing her for yourself.

You'll have a great time in the shower, and you'll be offered round 2 back in the room.

**Vbgent4u2c** · 08-29-25 08:56

So sorry! This adventure took place at Infinity Spa not Happiness, so to Infinity and beyond!

Originally Posted by Vbgent4u2c [View Original Post]

I was amazed that there are at least 10 AMPs within walking distance in Chinatown! Based on some research and lively text messages I decided on Happiness Spa and chose Patty.

Happiness Spa is very clean, comfortable and modern.

Patty is a tall, long legged and beautiful Asian woman with nice C's. Patty was very friendly as soon as she walked into the room. After a little introductory play, she led me to the table shower. Totally mind blowing! Best table shower I ever including some very nice body slide and very intense soapy rimming.

Back to the room for round two. Patty really had to work to get that second nut, but she was not to be deterred.

Total GFE, RJ, BBBJ, 69, more BBBJ, CG, ACG, more BBBJ, RCG, RACG, more BBBJ, finally finished in standing Mish. 240 + 60 and Patty was almost as happy as I was. Never seen a lady so happy about a 60 tip, but I wish I had brought more with me!

Good thing I don't live in Philly! I'd either go broke seeing Patty or married to her!

Happy hunting at Happiness!

**Vbgent4u2c** · 08-23-25 08:15

I was amazed that there are at least 10 AMPs within walking distance in Chinatown! Based on some research and lively text messages I decided on Happiness Spa and chose Patty.

Happiness Spa is very clean, comfortable and modern.

Patty is a tall, long legged and beautiful Asian woman with nice C's. Patty was very friendly as soon as she walked into the room. After a little introductory play, she led me to the table shower. Totally mind blowing! Best table shower I ever including some very nice body slide and very intense soapy rimming.

Back to the room for round two. Patty really had to work to get that second nut, but she was not to be deterred.

Total GFE, RJ, BBBJ, 69, more BBBJ, CG, ACG, more BBBJ, RCG, RACG, more BBBJ, finally finished in standing Mish. 240 + 60 and Patty was almost as happy as I was. Never seen a lady so happy about a 60 tip, but I wish I had brought more with me!

Good thing I don't live in Philly! I'd either go broke seeing Patty or married to her!

Happy hunting at Happiness!