Massage Parlor Reports

**Thefourtwo5** · 09-01-25 10:38

Lynwood. Second stop of the day because I was not satisfied with the first visit to Total Relax Spa. Anyway, a cute woman, maybe thirty answered in a sun dress, nice cleavage. Attractive but not gorgeous. Paid for an hour. Actually a decent medium massage with lots of teasing of the ass and balls while on stomach. Standard HE on the flip. She allowed ass TOC and I played with a very nice natural tit UTC. I might go back one more time to see if she offers more. $.

**Thefourtwo5** · 09-01-25 10:32

Located in Edmonds. My errands took me a bit north and I passed this place two times before stopping. A woman in her late twenties answered. Cute, not hot and a bit chubby, natural b cups. Good enough to give a whirl but already knew it wouldn't be a return visit. She led me to a room, I gave the donation, got naked and got on the table. A second monger rang and I saw on the video the same woman answered and led him to a room. No sign of another provider. I absolutely should have left. I knew the rush would be on. I was right. Piss poor pushing around on my back for a few minutes until she whispered " quick massage then boom boom". Lame CBJ, CG, Doggie, finished in bag, gone in 15 minutes. Will not return, do not recommend. $$

**ILuvazns** · 08-31-25 23:57

Originally Posted by HelloThar [View Original Post]

I rarely if ever see them respect appointments when I text. At most I'll get something back that she's busy for X amount of minutes.

I think they know that guys will wait or see someone else so they just say ok or come in.

Welp it saves me some money this month LOL.

**HelloThar** · 08-31-25 22:21

Originally Posted by ILuvazns [View Original Post]

I'm honestly going to take a break I made a appointment 2 x with lulu only to be told she was busy when I got there. And I usually arrive 5-10 min early so its not like I showed up late to the time. I'm sure I don't go in as much as some of you but I'm there a few times a month at least.

LOL maybe this break can break the habit of going in and I can save some money.

I rarely if ever see them respect appointments when I text. At most I'll get something back that she's busy for X amount of minutes.

I think they know that guys will wait or see someone else so they just say ok or come in.

**ILuvazns** · 08-31-25 18:11

Originally Posted by JpLovesBlondes [View Original Post]

Well. Shoot.

THis is a week old, but had a pretty average experience at Best.

I was hoping for Lulu with a set appt, but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. So I got Grace instead.

I may be getting better at judging Asian women's ages, so I think she was deep into her 30's or even early 40's.

Still had a great body, with a little softness in the mid-section. Really pretty eyes.

However, everything about the date was low to no effort, lack-luster and borderline boring. The massage was worthless and short, and everything after the flip was low-effort and dull. I walked out 40 min later thinking I should have just stayed home.

I ithink need to start exploring more. There has to be a good place somewhere in Everett that isn't Best / Shanghai. (Although Shanghai has always been great, its just a little far to travel from the North end.).

I'm honestly going to take a break I made a appointment 2 x with lulu only to be told she was busy when I got there. And I usually arrive 5-10 min early so its not like I showed up late to the time. I'm sure I don't go in as much as some of you but I'm there a few times a month at least.

LOL maybe this break can break the habit of going in and I can save some money.

**ILuvazns** · 08-31-25 17:02

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Just like the last poster my experience was mediocre at Best with Daisy. Laid on back hoping for TUMA or a bit of PM, nope just a bit of touching no hint of a massage. Went into 69 which was good and on point head game, should have finished there. If so I would have been out in less than half hour. No hint of DFK but didn't push it fake moans when doing the deed and no real chemistry between us and no post cuddling or rubdown. I would say she is early to mid 40's. I am not a fan at all of the MM breasts so that was another negative at least for me. Met Grace on the way out and she was more my type. Might give her a go but probably not. As I stated a while back I am pretty sure that Aki at Shanghai has ruined me for all others, hope she comes back. She said she was going to NY, that was a couple of months ago, hope that place doesn't ruin her.

I just had a 2 girl with daisy and grace (first time with daisy, 2nd with grace). Daisy started the massage and grace came in when it was fun time. I had the opposite experience with daisy got a nice TUMA her BJ skills were great. Whoever said she was in her 20's need to get their eyes checked though she's definitely in her late 30's or 40's. She does have a nicer body than grace but grace is a close second. Grace looks younger than daisy her breast feel softer too, but she does have some baby damage in the tummy (still flat just loose skin).

**HelloThar** · 08-31-25 16:33

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Just like the last poster my experience was mediocre at Best with Daisy. Laid on back hoping for TUMA or a bit of PM, nope just a bit of touching no hint of a massage. Went into 69 which was good and on point head game, should have finished there. If so I would have been out in less than half hour. No hint of DFK but didn't push it fake moans when doing the deed and no real chemistry between us and no post cuddling or rubdown. I would say she is early to mid 40's. I am not a fan at all of the MM breasts so that was another negative at least for me. Met Grace on the way out and she was more my type. Might give her a go but probably not. As I stated a while back I am pretty sure that Aki at Shanghai has ruined me for all others, hope she comes back. She said she was going to NY, that was a couple of months ago, hope that place doesn't ruin her.

Sometimes I wonder if it being end of month and their time here that the effort decreases with some of them given the last couple reports.

On another note, I was told Aki is at Brisa in Auburn at the moment. Too far for me, but I'll wait for when she returns.

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

I know it is a bit late in the month but adding a review if anyone rotates back to best / shanghai / Brisa.

Grace. Late 20's with anime eyes. She is tiny but has good BBBJ technique. Bubble butt that looks amazing when you pick her up to fuck her and watch it in the mirror. I'd recommend this if you can and she is comfortable with it.

Daisy. Incredible massage and the usual Best spa experience. A lot more into actual DFK instead of Grace's tongue style DFK.

Lulu. She is just perfect. Will see her again before she leaves. I told Alyssa to bring her back if she wants to come back. ATF.

Cindy. I lost track of how many times we have fucked over last few years. She is 100% into it when you are with her. TRUE GFE. I would 100% recommend her. ATF. She will probably be back.

Alex. Incredible massage and she told me she is a professional hair dresser / masseuse which is why her massage was sooo good. DFK and all the positions I could think of. She is new to this and is gorgeous.

Surprisingly I have been getting full hour over the last few weeks and they want me to stay even after the deed is done. Not sure if it is Alyssa / Iris telling them to do that but I definitely appreciate it LOL.

Wish I had seen Alex at least once when I caught a glance at her -- I saw Sindy but she wasn't really my style (more PSE and not attracted to her as much as the others).

**HouseFriedRice** · 08-31-25 12:11

New girl for September, started a hair early. Good looking with a nice body. Not too skinny, grabbable in the right spots. MM soft C's. Has a c-section scar on her lower abdomen.

Massage was good, teasing was great (she gently massaged my thighs adjacent to my balls, very sensual). Above average kissing.

69, DATY, then CG. I thought I was in control for CG, but she was in this new position where she's kind of kneeling on your body with the tops of her feet resting on me as she's going up and down my shaft. She starts more forward and then she gradually backed up, each time pushing my cock to point more towards the ceiling. I think that tension on my cock with her bouncing up and down unexpectedly pushed me over the edge and so my session ended much faster than I wanted, but I enjoyed it anyway. Great chemistry the whole time.

Would have liked it more if she finished off my hour with some more massage (had about 10-15 minutes remaining), but I will still give her my recommendation!

**GoaThillBilly** · 08-30-25 15:18

Just like the last poster my experience was mediocre at Best with Daisy. Laid on back hoping for TUMA or a bit of PM, nope just a bit of touching no hint of a massage. Went into 69 which was good and on point head game, should have finished there. If so I would have been out in less than half hour. No hint of DFK but didn't push it fake moans when doing the deed and no real chemistry between us and no post cuddling or rubdown. I would say she is early to mid 40's. I am not a fan at all of the MM breasts so that was another negative at least for me. Met Grace on the way out and she was more my type. Might give her a go but probably not. As I stated a while back I am pretty sure that Aki at Shanghai has ruined me for all others, hope she comes back. She said she was going to NY, that was a couple of months ago, hope that place doesn't ruin her.

**JpLovesBlondes** · 08-30-25 13:20

Well. Shoot.

THis is a week old, but had a pretty average experience at Best.

I was hoping for Lulu with a set appt, but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. So I got Grace instead.

I may be getting better at judging Asian women's ages, so I think she was deep into her 30's or even early 40's.

Still had a great body, with a little softness in the mid-section. Really pretty eyes.

However, everything about the date was low to no effort, lack-luster and borderline boring. The massage was worthless and short, and everything after the flip was low-effort and dull. I walked out 40 min later thinking I should have just stayed home.

I ithink need to start exploring more. There has to be a good place somewhere in Everett that isn't Best / Shanghai. (Although Shanghai has always been great, its just a little far to travel from the North end.).

**Manager9** · 08-29-25 17:53

I know it is a bit late in the month but adding a review if anyone rotates back to best / shanghai / Brisa.

Grace. Late 20's with anime eyes. She is tiny but has good BBBJ technique. Bubble butt that looks amazing when you pick her up to fuck her and watch it in the mirror. I'd recommend this if you can and she is comfortable with it.

Daisy. Incredible massage and the usual Best spa experience. A lot more into actual DFK instead of Grace's tongue style DFK.

Lulu. She is just perfect. Will see her again before she leaves. I told Alyssa to bring her back if she wants to come back. ATF.

Cindy. I lost track of how many times we have fucked over last few years. She is 100% into it when you are with her. TRUE GFE. I would 100% recommend her. ATF. She will probably be back.

Alex. Incredible massage and she told me she is a professional hair dresser / masseuse which is why her massage was sooo good. DFK and all the positions I could think of. She is new to this and is gorgeous.

Surprisingly I have been getting full hour over the last few weeks and they want me to stay even after the deed is done. Not sure if it is Alyssa / Iris telling them to do that but I definitely appreciate it LOL.

**GoaThillBilly** · 08-29-25 15:28

Can't really argue with what Wil wrote. However, from south Marysville to Smokey Point there are at least a dozen parlors, most of them with aunties or grannies. I find it hard to believe that the majority of them are profitable or even bring in enough to cover the overhead expenses. The one that I frequent the most is rarely busy except maybe on weekends, but I typically don't go then. So, I am like Wil in that I really don't know and it's probably better that way.

**Member #7137** · 08-29-25 15:18

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

I have heard the same from what I consider a credible and knowledgable source.

A lot of what she said boiled down to the fact that it would be impossible, without a huge amount of effort, to know if an MP was honestly doing $4000 a week in business or $40000 a week.

I've looked into this further than I'd like to admit from a business modeling perspective and came away thinking that I'm not sure. There's a fair bit of personal wealth opportunity for an owner just in the core business if she's doing it right. Running a nice shop that keeps girls busy and happy. But although it's a cash business laundering isn't about moving money through but giving it a pedigree. The only way I see that works is if the girls declare their tips. Which I can't imagine they do. Otherwise a common 2-girl shop is 50 K month in foundation income, which doesn't represent much of an opportunity. Sure, a bunch of locations increases that flow. But also dramatically increases the complexity and so risk.

These places have leases, pay taxes, have employees, etc. - if something was well out of wack it wouldn't be long at all before somebody started making phone calls.

So. I dunno, but I don't think so. There are a bunch of them around because it's a good gig for a smart operator. The ones that suck have bad managers, like most small businesses.

**Member #7137** · 08-29-25 15:02

Originally Posted by CharlesPeligro [View Original Post]

Pay 200 up front. If they take it then that is it, unless it's an upsell place.

Great post and I agree with all of it, FWIW.

I would say the main thing to project is being NICE. This opens many doors. I believe these ladies deal with a lot of assholes, so someone that is just kind and polite makes a real difference.

Finally, the only exception I make to the $200 up front thing is if I get a vibe right out of the gate that the place is 100% legit. In those cases, I'll still tip heavily - $100 right away. But then leave another hundy on my clothes in clear sight. I get everything from ignoring it to a quiet ask if it's for her. To which the response is "It can be. ".