Massage Parlor Reports

[HelloThar]

I'm honestly going to take a break I made a appointment 2 x with lulu only to be told she was busy when I got there. And I usually arrive 5-10 min early so its not like I showed up late to the time. I'm sure I don't go in as much as some of you but I'm there a few times a month at least.

LOL maybe this break can break the habit of going in and I can save some money.

I rarely if ever see them respect appointments when I text. At most I'll get something back that she's busy for X amount of minutes.

I think they know that guys will wait or see someone else so they just say ok or come in.

[ILuvazns]

Well. Shoot.

THis is a week old, but had a pretty average experience at Best.

I was hoping for Lulu with a set appt, but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. So I got Grace instead.

I may be getting better at judging Asian women's ages, so I think she was deep into her 30's or even early 40's.

Still had a great body, with a little softness in the mid-section. Really pretty eyes.

However, everything about the date was low to no effort, lack-luster and borderline boring. The massage was worthless and short, and everything after the flip was low-effort and dull. I walked out 40 min later thinking I should have just stayed home.

I ithink need to start exploring more. There has to be a good place somewhere in Everett that isn't Best / Shanghai. (Although Shanghai has always been great, its just a little far to travel from the North end.).

I'm honestly going to take a break I made a appointment 2 x with lulu only to be told she was busy when I got there. And I usually arrive 5-10 min early so its not like I showed up late to the time. I'm sure I don't go in as much as some of you but I'm there a few times a month at least.

LOL maybe this break can break the habit of going in and I can save some money.

[ILuvazns]

Just like the last poster my experience was mediocre at Best with Daisy. Laid on back hoping for TUMA or a bit of PM, nope just a bit of touching no hint of a massage. Went into 69 which was good and on point head game, should have finished there. If so I would have been out in less than half hour. No hint of DFK but didn't push it fake moans when doing the deed and no real chemistry between us and no post cuddling or rubdown. I would say she is early to mid 40's. I am not a fan at all of the MM breasts so that was another negative at least for me. Met Grace on the way out and she was more my type. Might give her a go but probably not. As I stated a while back I am pretty sure that Aki at Shanghai has ruined me for all others, hope she comes back. She said she was going to NY, that was a couple of months ago, hope that place doesn't ruin her.

I just had a 2 girl with daisy and grace (first time with daisy, 2nd with grace). Daisy started the massage and grace came in when it was fun time. I had the opposite experience with daisy got a nice TUMA her BJ skills were great. Whoever said she was in her 20's need to get their eyes checked though she's definitely in her late 30's or 40's. She does have a nicer body than grace but grace is a close second. Grace looks younger than daisy her breast feel softer too, but she does have some baby damage in the tummy (still flat just loose skin).

[HelloThar]

Just like the last poster my experience was mediocre at Best with Daisy. Laid on back hoping for TUMA or a bit of PM, nope just a bit of touching no hint of a massage. Went into 69 which was good and on point head game, should have finished there. If so I would have been out in less than half hour. No hint of DFK but didn't push it fake moans when doing the deed and no real chemistry between us and no post cuddling or rubdown. I would say she is early to mid 40's. I am not a fan at all of the MM breasts so that was another negative at least for me. Met Grace on the way out and she was more my type. Might give her a go but probably not. As I stated a while back I am pretty sure that Aki at Shanghai has ruined me for all others, hope she comes back. She said she was going to NY, that was a couple of months ago, hope that place doesn't ruin her.

Sometimes I wonder if it being end of month and their time here that the effort decreases with some of them given the last couple reports.

On another note, I was told Aki is at Brisa in Auburn at the moment. Too far for me, but I'll wait for when she returns.

I know it is a bit late in the month but adding a review if anyone rotates back to best / shanghai / Brisa.

Grace. Late 20's with anime eyes. She is tiny but has good BBBJ technique. Bubble butt that looks amazing when you pick her up to fuck her and watch it in the mirror. I'd recommend this if you can and she is comfortable with it.

Daisy. Incredible massage and the usual Best spa experience. A lot more into actual DFK instead of Grace's tongue style DFK.

Lulu. She is just perfect. Will see her again before she leaves. I told Alyssa to bring her back if she wants to come back. ATF.

Cindy. I lost track of how many times we have fucked over last few years. She is 100% into it when you are with her. TRUE GFE. I would 100% recommend her. ATF. She will probably be back.

Alex. Incredible massage and she told me she is a professional hair dresser / masseuse which is why her massage was sooo good. DFK and all the positions I could think of. She is new to this and is gorgeous.

Surprisingly I have been getting full hour over the last few weeks and they want me to stay even after the deed is done. Not sure if it is Alyssa / Iris telling them to do that but I definitely appreciate it LOL.

Wish I had seen Alex at least once when I caught a glance at her -- I saw Sindy but she wasn't really my style (more PSE and not attracted to her as much as the others).

[HouseFriedRice]

New girl for September, started a hair early. Good looking with a nice body. Not too skinny, grabbable in the right spots. MM soft C's. Has a c-section scar on her lower abdomen.

Massage was good, teasing was great (she gently massaged my thighs adjacent to my balls, very sensual). Above average kissing.

69, DATY, then CG. I thought I was in control for CG, but she was in this new position where she's kind of kneeling on your body with the tops of her feet resting on me as she's going up and down my shaft. She starts more forward and then she gradually backed up, each time pushing my cock to point more towards the ceiling. I think that tension on my cock with her bouncing up and down unexpectedly pushed me over the edge and so my session ended much faster than I wanted, but I enjoyed it anyway. Great chemistry the whole time.

Would have liked it more if she finished off my hour with some more massage (had about 10-15 minutes remaining), but I will still give her my recommendation!

[GoaThillBilly]

Just like the last poster my experience was mediocre at Best with Daisy. Laid on back hoping for TUMA or a bit of PM, nope just a bit of touching no hint of a massage. Went into 69 which was good and on point head game, should have finished there. If so I would have been out in less than half hour. No hint of DFK but didn't push it fake moans when doing the deed and no real chemistry between us and no post cuddling or rubdown. I would say she is early to mid 40's. I am not a fan at all of the MM breasts so that was another negative at least for me. Met Grace on the way out and she was more my type. Might give her a go but probably not. As I stated a while back I am pretty sure that Aki at Shanghai has ruined me for all others, hope she comes back. She said she was going to NY, that was a couple of months ago, hope that place doesn't ruin her.

[JpLovesBlondes]

Well. Shoot.

THis is a week old, but had a pretty average experience at Best.

I was hoping for Lulu with a set appt, but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. So I got Grace instead.

I may be getting better at judging Asian women's ages, so I think she was deep into her 30's or even early 40's.

Still had a great body, with a little softness in the mid-section. Really pretty eyes.

However, everything about the date was low to no effort, lack-luster and borderline boring. The massage was worthless and short, and everything after the flip was low-effort and dull. I walked out 40 min later thinking I should have just stayed home.

I ithink need to start exploring more. There has to be a good place somewhere in Everett that isn't Best / Shanghai. (Although Shanghai has always been great, its just a little far to travel from the North end.).

[Manager9]

I know it is a bit late in the month but adding a review if anyone rotates back to best / shanghai / Brisa.

Grace. Late 20's with anime eyes. She is tiny but has good BBBJ technique. Bubble butt that looks amazing when you pick her up to fuck her and watch it in the mirror. I'd recommend this if you can and she is comfortable with it.

Daisy. Incredible massage and the usual Best spa experience. A lot more into actual DFK instead of Grace's tongue style DFK.

Lulu. She is just perfect. Will see her again before she leaves. I told Alyssa to bring her back if she wants to come back. ATF.

Cindy. I lost track of how many times we have fucked over last few years. She is 100% into it when you are with her. TRUE GFE. I would 100% recommend her. ATF. She will probably be back.

Alex. Incredible massage and she told me she is a professional hair dresser / masseuse which is why her massage was sooo good. DFK and all the positions I could think of. She is new to this and is gorgeous.

Surprisingly I have been getting full hour over the last few weeks and they want me to stay even after the deed is done. Not sure if it is Alyssa / Iris telling them to do that but I definitely appreciate it LOL.

[GoaThillBilly]

Can't really argue with what Wil wrote. However, from south Marysville to Smokey Point there are at least a dozen parlors, most of them with aunties or grannies. I find it hard to believe that the majority of them are profitable or even bring in enough to cover the overhead expenses. The one that I frequent the most is rarely busy except maybe on weekends, but I typically don't go then. So, I am like Wil in that I really don't know and it's probably better that way.

[Thefourtwo5]

I am looking for a really good massage with extras. Any recommendations in the Everett area?

Holy s**t. Did you read this forum at all?

[GoaThillBilly]

I pretty much echo what the last poster wrote. IME if they are wearing a skirt or as he said a sexy outfit, then it is very likely a FS place. Also I am a quick date and always do a HH session. Plus I am not a MSOG guy, so at most places I can get by with 150-180 total and they usually have no issue.

Question, I have been to Shanghai but not Best yet and plan to go to Best soon. What I want is a provider with natural breasts and one that really enjoys DATY and will do TUMA. If one like that is not at Best at this time please provide info for Shanghai. Thanks in advance.

[CharlesPeligro]

Go to forum. Search. Get Intel.

If I'm going to a new place, it's obvious if it will be a good spa a granny spa, LMT, upsell, etc.

It isn't a hard code to crack. If they are wearing skimpy clothes and immediately reciprocate a hug, ass grab, dfk, etc you know exactly what kind of spa it is. If it is hug but gets awkward with more, that tells you what kind of spa it will be. If it is a granny in lingerie, you know what kind of spa it is. If it is a plain woman in street clothes, you know what kind of spa it is.

It's an Asian Spa. Sexy clothes mean you can test immediately. Don't be shy. The girl is in lingerie or a fuck me outfit-at an Asian massage parlor. Don't be shy. She will not be upset. She'll be relieved and won't need to do the dumb ball grazing test.

DFK=BBBJ, probably cim and possibly more.

Hug, and a peck = upselling, for everything, probably CBJ.

Granny, everything above applies = probably BBFS if she passes the DFK test.

Street clothes = LMT, possibly an HE.

Pay 200 up front. If they take it then that is it, unless it's an upsell place. If they ask for more, ask for the money back. 99% of the time that will be the end of it for the non-upsell AMPs. For the upsell AMPs, you should just be up front, about what you want after the check.

Don't be shy. You are there to fuck. The girl is there to get money and get fucked. Just don't be creepy. Be confident.

I wish I could make a poll here, but I am not savvy enough to figure out how. But here goes.

WHen I visit established places like Best, The old One Spa, or SHanghai, I often hand over the full amount right up front. Those places are very consistent and I'm not worried about getting fleeced.

But if I am checking out a place with few or no reviews, I often wait until after the flip to see what extras may be available and negotiate then. Even though the end amount is always the same.

I'm curious what everyone else's stratagy may be. Are you an all at once upfront? Or prefer to negotiate after the flip based on teasing??

Best and Shanghai are just enough out of my way of daily commutes, it burns up a lot of free time getting there. I wish I had a consistent quality place like those further north.

Quote this and put an "x" in your row:

A poll:

All at once at established places { X.

Negotiate after at established places {.

All at once at New Places {.

Negotiate after flip and New Places { X.

[Marko Ramius]

I have heard the same from what I consider a credible and knowledgable source.

A lot of what she said boiled down to the fact that it would be impossible, without a huge amount of effort, to know if an MP was honestly doing $4000 a week in business or $40000 a week.

[Peet0115]

Anybody have any places to recommend in Arlington?

[Captainpussymo]

Not sure I agree with the money-laundering hypothesis. Why open a secondary illicit business to launder money from a primary illegal source? AMP owners who've been charged with crimes are often pursued under anti-racketeering laws and sometimes human trafficking laws. Those who've faced money-laundering charges were often owners who used casinos to launder their money.

Is just what I have read over the years. Take it with a grain of salt and just realize that pretty much every illegal industry is tied into money-laundering at some level.