Massage Parlor Reports

[Marko Ramius]

I have heard the same from what I consider a credible and knowledgable source.

A lot of what she said boiled down to the fact that it would be impossible, without a huge amount of effort, to know if an MP was honestly doing $4000 a week in business or $40000 a week.

[Peet0115]

Anybody have any places to recommend in Arlington?

[Captainpussymo]

Not sure I agree with the money-laundering hypothesis. Why open a secondary illicit business to launder money from a primary illegal source? AMP owners who've been charged with crimes are often pursued under anti-racketeering laws and sometimes human trafficking laws. Those who've faced money-laundering charges were often owners who used casinos to launder their money.

Is just what I have read over the years. Take it with a grain of salt and just realize that pretty much every illegal industry is tied into money-laundering at some level.

[FlyingGolfball]

My goodness. I thought she was my long-lost high school girlfriend that I have not seen for 10 years.

She reminded me of Angela today. There was no routine or fake anything. We really made out like long lost friends with benefits.

I am sorry for the monger next door this afternoon for making so much noise.

From the first kiss to the last, we were making out and fucking for 50 minutes, non-stop. No massage, no opening the door, no phone, just pure love session.

Wow. It was so great in so many ways.

[ZoooBus]

Does anyone know how crappy parlors like Xanadu manage to pay their rent and keep the lights on? I've always wondered, considering everything we hear about the rising cost of rent & utilities. With regard to Xanadu, it historically has lousy reviews here and the most recent review on RM was over a year ago. I recall it's sandwiched between a hair salon and a teriyaki joint, with a Tae Kwondo school on the other end. Does someone own all of these businesses and they spread their money out between them? Just seems like it should have shut down by now.

One more opinion. A lot of mongers still only rely on the various ads out there. One thing that Xanadu has going for it are very promising ads. I have never been there, but even after reading about it here more than once I have been tempted by their ads on Bedpages.

[Original703]

Does anyone know how crappy parlors like Xanadu manage to pay their rent and keep the lights on? I've always wondered, considering everything we hear about the rising cost of rent & utilities. With regard to Xanadu, it historically has lousy reviews here and the most recent review on RM was over a year ago. I recall it's sandwiched between a hair salon and a teriyaki joint, with a Tae Kwondo school on the other end. Does someone own all of these businesses and they spread their money out between them? Just seems like it should have shut down by now.

The popular narrative is these ggps never make any profit, but they serve the purpose of Chinese money laundring. That and Seattle being a mecca for wealthy clueless simps helps keep them in business too.

You got to remember for every 1 person that does a review there are probably 50 more that don't. So even if they have shit reviews they will always johns who don't know any better and keep going.

ILuvA and CaptainP make valid points: many mongers, unaware of this board, go in blind. They get what they get and maybe they figure that's as good as it gets? So they keep paying.

Not sure I agree with the money-laundering hypothesis. Why open a secondary illicit business to launder money from a primary illegal source? AMP owners who've been charged with crimes are often pursued under anti-racketeering laws and sometimes human trafficking laws. Those who've faced money-laundering charges were often owners who used casinos to launder their money.

[ILuvazns]

So let me preface that I set an appointment for a double with lulu and amy. Was told appointment was good to go but when I got there lulu was busy and there was no amy. I was greeted at the door by grace.

Irritated but I already took my pill I didn't want to wait around so went with grace.

Grace is very pretty big D and actually has a curvy ass, little baby damage to the mid section. Massage was ok, BBBJ she has a small mouth so if you're thicker I got a ton of teeth which made it uncomfortable. She put the cover on and started in CG she had an O pretty quick and asked if I could go on top. Started in doggy and gave her a rough pounding, missionary was just as good and finished there.

Service was good, I don't care for the tongue wagging thing but meh.

Session probably wouldve been better if I went in there not expecting a 4 hand.

[ILuvazns]

Does anyone know how crappy parlors like Xanadu manage to pay their rent and keep the lights on? I've always wondered, considering everything we hear about the rising cost of rent & utilities. With regard to Xanadu, it historically has lousy reviews here and the most recent review on RM was over a year ago. I recall it's sandwiched between a hair salon and a teriyaki joint, with a Tae Kwondo school on the other end. Does someone own all of these businesses and they spread their money out between them? Just seems like it should have shut down by now.

You got to remember for every 1 person that does a review there are probably 50 more that don't. So even if they have shit reviews they will always johns who don't know any better and keep going.

[Shogun Hua]

Very pretty, 8 face, natural Bs. Thin body, small butt. Long black hair. Solid skills. 5'2". I recommend her.

[Captainpussymo]

The popular narrative is these ggps never make any profit, but they serve the purpose of Chinese money laundring. That and Seattle being a mecca for wealthy clueless simps helps keep them in business too.

Does anyone know how crappy parlors like Xanadu manage to pay their rent and keep the lights on? I've always wondered, considering everything we hear about the rising cost of rent & utilities. With regard to Xanadu, it historically has lousy reviews here and the most recent review on RM was over a year ago. I recall it's sandwiched between a hair salon and a teriyaki joint, with a Tae Kwondo school on the other end. Does someone own all of these businesses and they spread their money out between them? Just seems like it should have shut down by now.

[KitWalker1967]

Does anyone know how crappy parlors like Xanadu manage to pay their rent and keep the lights on? I've always wondered, considering everything we hear about the rising cost of rent & utilities. With regard to Xanadu, it historically has lousy reviews here and the most recent review on RM was over a year ago. I recall it's sandwiched between a hair salon and a teriyaki joint, with a Tae Kwondo school on the other end. Does someone own all of these businesses and they spread their money out between them? Just seems like it should have shut down by now.

[Shogun Hua]

I saw Grace again today a I'm going to bump her up to a 9.5 face. She is gorgeous.

I had a session with Grace. As I said before, she has a very beautiful face. I really like her laugh. 5'2", MM D's, they look very nice. 25 yo? More sexual acting than many of the others Thin waist and small butt. Middle of the back black hair. Solid service doesn't speak much English but uses a translator app. Does the tongue out kind of kissing, sort of wags it around.

[SDuntulm]

Do any of the Shanghai / Best girls have TER?

[HelloThar]

I dunno. It seems like about half of the girls I see from that org offer it straight up or blatantly hint that it is available by the third visit. If you don't often repeat with the same gurl you might not see it.

As usual YMMV, though I doubt I am unique or special.

Oh I definitely see that happening if you repeat enough times with the same girl, though I'm not personally a fan of having to do so in order to get better services.

Even I've had conversations where sometimes I'll say, next time let's do X and they seem up for it.

This kind of sounds like a P2P slide with a combo HJ. Angela did something similar to me during a 4 hand. It was awesome.

I mentioned this in a previous report on the Seattle thread, but I think SeattleDanielle was the only provider that I can remember who did something like that to me too.

It really did felt like she was riding me as I couldn't see what she was doing as she reached behind her. I didn't last long.

[Nubajez206]

I dunno. It seems like about half of the girls I see from that org offer it straight up or blatantly hint that it is available by the third visit. If you don't often repeat with the same gurl you might not see it.

As usual YMMV, though I doubt I am unique or special.

That's not always the case. I seen providers more than 3 times before and it was never hinted or offer.