Massage Parlor Reports

[HhSlinger]

I've never had a TS and I'm interested in trying it out. I know the only ones are on the VA side but I was just wondering what should I expect from it? Do the extras come up during the TS or during the massage like normal? Is it usually before or after the massage? Anything helps, I just don't want to look stupid.

Cannot comment for what's around here but I skip these when offered. I also skip the "hot towels" at the end of the massage and take the folded towel and cover the table with it before the massage. These ladies don't change the sheets, just rise out the "hot towels", so they surely aren't cleaning a table shower very well either.

[Grandejeffe]

I've never had a TS and I'm interested in trying it out. I know the only ones are on the VA side but I was just wondering what should I expect from it? Do the extras come up during the TS or during the massage like normal? Is it usually before or after the massage? Anything helps, I just don't want to look stupid.

[TomyJonson1955]

I know a lot of guys suffer from this and nothing wrong with being careful with the recent events in the tri.

I'd been to a spa 5 or 6 times recently paid did my business and left went in a couple days ago paid the lady went out while I was undressing I always turn the light on to handle my money and put my clothes away I grabbed the pillow and noticed something on the shelf at the head of the table I'm not sure what they are they look like sandwich bags for hotdogs condom looking things 3 of them.

I had been to Blountville several times in the last couple months same thing today there so I ask the girl about it she didn't know what it was but she stuck it in her pocket and ran out back towards the dumpster.

You don't have to be doing anything wrong if these ladies aren't cleaning up after them selves I'd had a lady use those on me there over the last couple weeks but never dreamed they would just leave them in the room.

Be careful.

[TomyJonson1955]

What are the damages here? Thanks.

50 half hour 70 hour.

[Coolbreeze]

Back open as of 9/3 its different only one lady very nice.

What are the damages here? Thanks.

[TomyJonson1955]

I called 8/16 to make appointment she said closed water pipe busted.

Called a few more time thru the week no answer called and text today no answer.

Anyone know anything 8/24.

Back open as of 9/3 its different only one lady very nice.

[Carolina Bob]

Stopped by Nice, had a nice massage. Lisa gives a decent massage. 3 girls working today.

[TomyJonson1955]

I called 8/16 to make appointment she said closed water pipe busted.

Called a few more time thru the week no answer called and text today no answer.

Anyone know anything 8/24.

[Jrogers318]

I hear ya on being rebuffed. It's happened to me, too. Some here are better at and more willing to share intel than others. Understandable since one doesn't know by whom they are being asked for hobby info. Could be Uncle LEO! After a while you learn who is for real here and who's only a player, primarily interested in getting their jollies and keeping them to themselves. I've connected with a couple of fellow hobbyists in two or three forums of places I frequent. They're reliable and sources of good info and I try to be likewise for them. Takes time to read and recognize who's credible and who's just blowing smoke. That's just how it works. Take care and stay safe!

Totally makes sense. As I said this has usually been how I format reviews but completely get where you're coming from. I'll be more general on future reports on this thread. I certainly don't want to take the enjoyment or livelihoods away from anyone.

For the record I did reach out via PM but was rebuffed. If anyone has other recommendations they care to share I'm all ears.

Thanks and enjoy!

[JudTech]

Got it! And no one accused you of disrespecting anyone. Have to use discretion about the hobby in a small rural area such as ours. TMI can draw TMA (too much attention) from Uncle LEO in these parts. And with reviews, sometimes less is not more, but enough. Experienced mongers know how to read between the lines. They also typically reach out for details and info via this site's private messaging. Only trying to help you and not jeopardize what little we have to enjoy "round here," friend.

Totally makes sense. As I said this has usually been how I format reviews but completely get where you're coming from. I'll be more general on future reports on this thread. I certainly don't want to take the enjoyment or livelihoods away from anyone.

For the record I did reach out via PM but was rebuffed. If anyone has other recommendations they care to share I'm all ears.

Thanks and enjoy!

[Jrogers318]

Got it! And no one accused you of disrespecting anyone. Have to use discretion about the hobby in a small rural area such as ours. TMI can draw TMA (too much attention) from Uncle LEO in these parts. And with reviews, sometimes less is not more, but enough. Experienced mongers know how to read between the lines. They also typically reach out for details and info via this site's private messaging. Only trying to help you and not jeopardize what little we have to enjoy "round here," friend.

Thats interesting. I certainly meant no disrespect to anyone. I usually write reviews this was because that's how I initially saw them. I found the style and format informative.

So I apologize if I put anyone in jeopardy that certainly wasnt my intent.

[JudTech]

Many more detailed reviews like this and the VA side Bristol area AMPs will be on Uncle LEO's radar. You know I'm right. .

Thats interesting. I certainly meant no disrespect to anyone. I usually write reviews this was because that's how I initially saw them. I found the style and format informative.

So I apologize if I put anyone in jeopardy that certainly wasnt my intent.

[TomyJonson1955]

Many more detailed reviews like this and the VA side Bristol area AMPs will be on Uncle LEO's radar. You know I'm right. .

I'm glad no one fussed at me.

[JCTraveler]

Many more detailed reviews like this and the VA side Bristol area AMPs will be on Uncle LEO's radar. You know I'm right. .

You absolutely are. It's the reason everything is shutdown in the TriCities.

[Jrogers318]

Many more detailed reviews like this and the VA side Bristol area AMPs will be on Uncle LEO's radar. You know I'm right. .

So this place is awesome.

Checked into my hotel then headed there on my way to lose money at the Casino. Super easy to find but parking might be a little tight. There is room in front for 3 SUV's but I think more around back.

When I got there a couple of fellow mongers were already there so kudos to you gents. Looked like 3 ladies working there and from what I saw they were all 7+ on the AMP scale. My therapist was probably in her 30's not a spinner but I nice tight body with I'd say C's. Passable English so that was helpful. Wasn't sure what to expect so after getting ready I laid down and loosely put the towel over me. She comes in and takes it right off. I took that as a good sign. As I've stated in other reviews the actual massage is what I'm looking for. And she absolutely delivered. She worked all the knots and sore spots. Did I fall asleep on the table? Maybe. But when she started on my legs with a light tease I was "up" and alert. Light teasing before the flip then a nice slow and gentle release. OTC was allowed and probably more. However with my standard 2 minute ability I didn't find out. Ha. She thoroughly cleaned me up and then asked if I wanted a TS. I rarely do those but figured what the heck. So it was to the back we went. It was absolutely enjoyable. I'm fairly certain I squeak now she got me so clean. For you youngins out there a multi release is absolutely on the table. For old farts like me. It was still enjoyable.

I did not get her name, which is something I always forget to do. But I will be back my next trip into town.

Looks - 8. 1/10. She had a fantastic body for my taste. Took. 5 off for a whiff of garlic breath during the TS.

Attitude 7. 5/10. Not really bubbly but good at her job and seemed to not hate it. No big upsell.

Cleanliness 9/10. This is a biggie for me. The room was clean. The sheets smelled fresh. They took them up when I left the room. The TS area was spotless. No moldy mildew smell.

Service. 8. 5/10. The massage was fantastic. I'd go again for that alone. The L1 was pleasant and she got up close and personal on many occasions. The TS service was very thorough as well.

Why'all have a great place out here. Let's hope your Uncle is done harassing these establishments!

House - 70/ hr.

TS - 20.

Tip - 70 (I'm not sure what local standard is. But I usually do 60. I add 10 for the TS).

160 out the door (which I won back at the casino so it was a great day!