Escort Reports

[MyNickname]

Fear not, she is a meh mediocre service.

If my schedule ever lines up with hers, I fear my big head will find ways to rationalize seeing her ("surely someone has had a great session with her! I just got to hope the stars don't align, because I know my impulses will fail me in this case.

I never claimed to be a smart man.

[HelloThar]

I love how these girls post saying call for menu and prices, have a limited menu and quote absurd prices and then accuse you of wasting their time when you decline. 😂129315;.

Call for menu and prices is GPS code for "I try to get away with arbitrarily charging as much as I can to gullible guys". On the plus side, it's generally a free pass to haggle the most out of them since they don't have set rates.

Still baffles me how we still have to resort to texting for booking nowadays and how we haven't come up with a better solution. Surprised someone hasn't come up with an app or something by now, potential legality issues aside.

[Colnago]

I love how these girls post saying call for menu and prices, have a limited menu and quote absurd prices and then accuse you of wasting their time when you decline. 😂129315;.

[ScotchYoke]

https://tnaboard.me/Bambi97

Does anyone have any experience with bambi97?

[Beezy777]

Curiosity got the better of me and I saw her a few weeks back. Surprisingly strong head game (BBBJ, iirc). Like, had me on the ropes. I was impressed. She's a bigger gal, slightly bigger than the pics suggest. But, sometimes you just got to bend that big booty over and get that nut. If you like bbws and aren't going to be a dick about her having had breast cancer (she's self conscious about that shit and people are rude as fuck about it), she's a good time.

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...ddess.3106709/

Missing a titty.

[Runner2448]

If my schedule ever lines up with hers, I fear my big head will find ways to rationalize seeing her ("surely someone has had a great session with her! I just got to hope the stars don't align, because I know my impulses will fail me in this case.

I never claimed to be a smart man.

The lack of good reviews here had me sketchy about it. I went with it with the same thought, if people on TNA had a good time she shouldn't be that bad.

W are O and G.

[DirtyFuk]

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...ddess.3106709/

Missing a titty.

Mmmm. One titty. I am a dirty fuk!

[LuvMeAbbw]

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...ddess.3106709/

Missing a titty.

[RespectIt]

Pictures are one thing. But performance is another. I haven't seen her and probably won't.

Performance of ones duties is a rare thing in our hobby these days. And at these prices!

If my schedule ever lines up with hers, I fear my big head will find ways to rationalize seeing her ("surely someone has had a great session with her! I just got to hope the stars don't align, because I know my impulses will fail me in this case.

I never claimed to be a smart man.

[GinVermo]

I've been trying to cross off some ladies from my TDL. Some have been on there for years, but I never pulled the trigger, usually because of price, GPS reports, or limited menu.

I can't help but look at Kylie's ads every time she posts because of this first pic:

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...94%A5.2937064/

God, I want that POV, but it seems very YMMV from what I've read. I may just have to roll the dice or see if I can negotiate an upsell, because that pic has me thinking BBBJ, cim, and cof.

Pictures are one thing. But performance is another. I haven't seen her and probably won't.

Performance of ones duties is a rare thing in our hobby these days. And at these prices!

[HelloThar]

Tea en aye doesn't seem to allow negative reviews. IMO the only real value of reviews there is to confirm that it's actually a real provider and not a rob or sting.

Yep, anything less than 10 stars and you run the risk of being verbally attacked by the provider. The usual go-to seems to be talking about the client's hygiene.

Also, some agencies and providers will refuse to see you if they notice a pattern of negative reviews (even not perfect reviews) on your profile.

It's all a bunch of bullshit. The negative reviews and the 10% of reviews that actually list services are the only worthwhile ones.

[JoeSmith11]

How does she have over 400 positive reviews?

I saw her and all of those reviews YMMV. Once she opened the door I should have went the other way. Not a clean living space, okay, I know I'm not perfect. Incents burning to cover the smell, 2nd red flag. Walks me to the room, I give her the donation, she starts talking about how she was supposed to start a job today but failed a drug test, she is going to sue them blah blah blah while I'm standing naked in front of her, after she is done has me lay on the bed, while she is puffing her vape, drinking her Starbucks and rants again.

Her BJ was terrible, teeth, rough hands WTF? Who enjoys that? She bit my head as she switched hands. Closed my eyes had to picture someone else. Get hard she asks how I want her. She gets on top, boy that smell. The last red flag to know I wasn't going to finish or stay at attention. I was happy to wear a cover and not touch that one raw. She tried but, not enough in me to finish with her. She tried to finish CIM, with teeth and rough hands, I'm not finishing. Even after getting on top, She baby wipes me down, she doesn't want to smell or taste her self.

So many reviews talk about how great her BJ are and I don't know if that was a "bad day" or people haven't gotten a good one before. She's cheap for a reason.

Tea en aye doesn't seem to allow negative reviews. IMO the only real value of reviews there is to confirm that it's actually a real provider and not a rob or sting.

[Facials]

I've been trying to cross off some ladies from my TDL. Some have been on there for years, but I never pulled the trigger, usually because of price, GPS reports, or limited menu.

I can't help but look at Kylie's ads every time she posts because of this first pic:

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...94%A5.2937064/

God, I want that POV, but it seems very YMMV from what I've read. I may just have to roll the dice or see if I can negotiate an upsell, because that pic has me thinking BBBJ, cim, and cof.

It's just a pic. LOL. Save your money. A massage parlor will be a way better time (if you find a cute one under 50 LOL) and it won't poor gas on the dumpster fire that are these average azz women!! Her duo partner is soggy yogurt. I can tell by the pics and won't look half that good in person. There are a tiny handful of decent providers left. Do some digging!

She is a stripper by the name of Foxx. She used to dance at Pandoras.

Very Avg.

[Facials]

How does she have over 400 positive reviews?

I saw her and all of those reviews YMMV. Once she opened the door I should have went the other way. Not a clean living space, okay, I know I'm not perfect. Incents burning to cover the smell, 2nd red flag. Walks me to the room, I give her the donation, she starts talking about how she was supposed to start a job today but failed a drug test, she is going to sue them blah blah blah while I'm standing naked in front of her, after she is done has me lay on the bed, while she is puffing her vape, drinking her Starbucks and rants again.

Her BJ was terrible, teeth, rough hands WTF? Who enjoys that? She bit my head as she switched hands. Closed my eyes had to picture someone else. Get hard she asks how I want her. She gets on top, boy that smell. The last red flag to know I wasn't going to finish or stay at attention. I was happy to wear a cover and not touch that one raw. She tried but, not enough in me to finish with her. She tried to finish CIM, with teeth and rough hands, I'm not finishing. Even after getting on top, She baby wipes me down, she doesn't want to smell or taste her self..

Somewhere, Dirtyfuk is beating off reading this review.

[AsTickAndBalls]

How does she have over 400 positive reviews?

I saw her and all of those reviews YMMV. Once she opened the door I should have went the other way. Not a clean living space, okay, I know I'm not perfect. Incents burning to cover the smell, 2nd red flag. Walks me to the room, I give her the donation, she starts talking about how she was supposed to start a job today but failed a drug test, she is going to sue them blah blah blah while I'm standing naked in front of her, after she is done has me lay on the bed, while she is puffing her vape, drinking her Starbucks and rants again.

Her BJ was terrible, teeth, rough hands WTF? Who enjoys that? She bit my head as she switched hands. Closed my eyes had to picture someone else. Get hard she asks how I want her. She gets on top, boy that smell. The last red flag to know I wasn't going to finish or stay at attention. I was happy to wear a cover and not touch that one raw. She tried but, not enough in me to finish with her. She tried to finish CIM, with teeth and rough hands, I'm not finishing. Even after getting on top, She baby wipes me down, she doesn't want to smell or taste her self.

So many reviews talk about how great her BJ are and I don't know if that was a "bad day" or people haven't gotten a good one before. She's cheap for a reason.