Strip Club Reports

[Jules Jordan]

About eighteen dancers at the Criket. Overall, a decent looking lineup with an equal split between black and white talent. Doja is early to mid-20's, black / white mix, dark hair, slender build, wears glasses, and doesn't have any tats that I recall. Attached for reference is a picture of Amora from Subi's 2022, I don't have a picture of Doja, Amora and Doja have nearly identical body types.

Subi's had eight dancers there. Overall, an okay looking lineup. January is mid-20's, black / Latina mix, dark hair, petite body, and has multiple tats.

Both January and Doja provided good, unrushed experiences in the VIP. I'd repeat with either dancer. January was the wilder of the two. Session details align with my previous reports.

[Detroit Life]

Had a very satisfying session with Gypsy, a full-figured Indian. DATY, K9, RCG, K9 to finish. Negotiated 2, she asked for 3 afterwards; I gave it to her because it was a protracted session and she was that good.

Every time I go to BTs she is stuck to me like glue but acts like she doesn't do extras in the VIP. Not sure what that is about.

[Cruzer10]

Does Red still work at BT's anyone know?? Thank you.

[BuddyHeld11]

Not sure why you're self-dissing your writing. You write more clearly than 90% of the guys here.

Good, solid wood (writing).

[Bmarr77]

Any Detroit club is a drive for me so finding someone I connect with and have fun in the back with. A serious plus.

Roxanne scratches both itches for me. 30 or so, blonde, small tits, killer legs. She's crazy easy to talk to and just plain fun to buy a drink or three for. She says she only works Fridays so maybe the not working there all the time vibe helped, who knows. Took me in the back for what may have been the best BBBJ of my life. Something about how she used her tongue, her lips. Felt insanely great. Especially her tongue. Felt like she was having fun too, that shit matters to me I guess. I don't know I suck at writing all this to some of the people who post here often, but I've had my share of strip club sex and BJ's. Was the first time I drove the 1.5 hours there again the next week to repeat. She easily remembered me by name and sat on my lap Will do it again too I'm sure.

The club itself, both Friday's pretty lively. Some hot dancers there and the barmaids were really fun too. I like a dive bar kinda vibe and that place hits that for me big time.

Great review, how much did you pay?

[Sanctimonious6]

Any Detroit club is a drive for me so finding someone I connect with and have fun in the back with. A serious plus.

Roxanne scratches both itches for me. 30 or so, blonde, small tits, killer legs. She's crazy easy to talk to and just plain fun to buy a drink or three for. She says she only works Fridays so maybe the not working there all the time vibe helped, who knows. Took me in the back for what may have been the best BBBJ of my life. Something about how she used her tongue, her lips. Felt insanely great. Especially her tongue. Felt like she was having fun too, that shit matters to me I guess. I don't know I suck at writing all this to some of the people who post here often, but I've had my share of strip club sex and BJ's. Was the first time I drove the 1.5 hours there again the next week to repeat. She easily remembered me by name and sat on my lap Will do it again too I'm sure.

The club itself, both Friday's pretty lively. Some hot dancers there and the barmaids were really fun too. I like a dive bar kinda vibe and that place hits that for me big time.

Not sure why you're self-dissing your writing. You write more clearly than 90% of the guys here.

[Marelobo Mex]

Any Detroit club is a drive for me so finding someone I connect with and have fun in the back with. A serious plus.

Roxanne scratches both itches for me. 30 or so, blonde, small tits, killer legs. She's crazy easy to talk to and just plain fun to buy a drink or three for. She says she only works Fridays so maybe the not working there all the time vibe helped, who knows. Took me in the back for what may have been the best BBBJ of my life. Something about how she used her tongue, her lips. Felt insanely great. Especially her tongue. Felt like she was having fun too, that shit matters to me I guess. I don't know I suck at writing all this to some of the people who post here often, but I've had my share of strip club sex and BJ's. Was the first time I drove the 1.5 hours there again the next week to repeat. She easily remembered me by name and sat on my lap Will do it again too I'm sure.

The club itself, both Friday's pretty lively. Some hot dancers there and the barmaids were really fun too. I like a dive bar kinda vibe and that place hits that for me big time.

MW,

Thanks for this report. I rarely go to that club, but I really enjoyed reading your report, it rings of authenticity.

Don't worry about your writing skills, you are providing valuable information.

Haters are going to hate, just don't feed trolls.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

So, one of us brought a phone into the VIP and recorded a session with a girl and shared it with the entire BTs bar. I'm sure it was a "revenge" video or she was setup by another girl at the bar who doesn't like her, but it got messy for a time. Now we all have to pay the price by turning our phones in at the VIP gate. I stumbled upon a workaround by accidently taking my old phone into the bar along with my current phone. I had them in the same pocket so they must have thought I had a big case when the patted me down at entry, or the door guy didn't really care. When I went to the VIP I forgot about the rule and grabbed a phone out my pocket and dropped it into the box, it happened to be my old one so my current one was still in my pocket. I swear it was all innocent, I was so distracted about getting my hands on the dancer I didn't even realize I was beating the system so I lucked up still having my "real" phone in the VIP and the girl I was with didn't seem to be bothered about it.

So if you feel vulnerable without your phone or really can't be separated from it. You can try this in desperation.

Thanks DL,

This is a pretty easy work around, I will have to give it a try.

[Deano666]

If you ask the attendant, will he automatically give it to you or is it up to the dancer?

It's been a while since I've been back to Detroit, but I'm coming next month. I haven't experienced the new rule.

It sucks because I really like BT's dancer quality and the overall vibe.

The see through box has roughly 15 compartments. You get your own key and compartment- peeler gets hers. Don't bring your phone in; if uncomfortable. Or simply lie and say did not bring phone. Problem is remembering your phone after your session. Really not an issue just an inconvenience.

Deano.

[SoilderBoy]

When you go to the VIP, tell the attendant you would like the key and put it in your pocket.

If you ask the attendant, will he automatically give it to you or is it up to the dancer?

It's been a while since I've been back to Detroit, but I'm coming next month. I haven't experienced the new rule.

It sucks because I really like BT's dancer quality and the overall vibe.

[MisterWrong]

Any Detroit club is a drive for me so finding someone I connect with and have fun in the back with. A serious plus.

Roxanne scratches both itches for me. 30 or so, blonde, small tits, killer legs. She's crazy easy to talk to and just plain fun to buy a drink or three for. She says she only works Fridays so maybe the not working there all the time vibe helped, who knows. Took me in the back for what may have been the best BBBJ of my life. Something about how she used her tongue, her lips. Felt insanely great. Especially her tongue. Felt like she was having fun too, that shit matters to me I guess. I don't know I suck at writing all this to some of the people who post here often, but I've had my share of strip club sex and BJ's. Was the first time I drove the 1.5 hours there again the next week to repeat. She easily remembered me by name and sat on my lap Will do it again too I'm sure.

The club itself, both Friday's pretty lively. Some hot dancers there and the barmaids were really fun too. I like a dive bar kinda vibe and that place hits that for me big time.

[Detroit Life]

So, one of us brought a phone into the VIP and recorded a session with a girl and shared it with the entire BTs bar. I'm sure it was a "revenge" video or she was setup by another girl at the bar who doesn't like her, but it got messy for a time. Now we all have to pay the price by turning our phones in at the VIP gate. I stumbled upon a workaround by accidently taking my old phone into the bar along with my current phone. I had them in the same pocket so they must have thought I had a big case when the patted me down at entry, or the door guy didn't really care. When I went to the VIP I forgot about the rule and grabbed a phone out my pocket and dropped it into the box, it happened to be my old one so my current one was still in my pocket. I swear it was all innocent, I was so distracted about getting my hands on the dancer I didn't even realize I was beating the system so I lucked up still having my "real" phone in the VIP and the girl I was with didn't seem to be bothered about it.

So if you feel vulnerable without your phone or really can't be separated from it. You can try this in desperation.

[Eaton Beaver]

Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea to give up your phone to do VIP. I know it's a club rule. But it really puts us customers at a real disadvantage if any dispute happens, especially if the dancer has the key I brought this up before, but just wanted to reiterate it if anybody has any thoughts about this feel free to DM me.

More like no fucking way as far as I'm concerned.

[Marelobo Mex]

Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea to give up your phone to do VIP. I know it's a club rule. But it really puts us customers at a real disadvantage if any dispute happens, especially if the dancer has the key I brought this up before, but just wanted to reiterate it if anybody has any thoughts about this feel free to DM me.

When you go to the VIP, tell the attendant you would like the key and put it in your pocket.

[Marelobo Mex]

Finally this AA girl named Mia (I think, she kept saying different names and apologizing that she kept mixing her club names up). She was supper cool to talk to and that is normally a good sign, eventually she offered to go to the VIP, started of at 400 but I was able to talk her down to 2 (there were other girls there that would have been cheaper but I wanted to try something new), we go back, she wanted payment up front, I have been long enough to know not to do that but as I said we hung out at the bar for quite a bit and she was super cool so I did not think it was going to be a problem, decent CBJ and some doggy CFS and then she was riding me, we were in there for about 4 songs when she says that I have till the end of the song to finish, I thought she was joking and laughed but once the songs end she gets up and grabs the money and says we are done. I could have argued but I decided not to, especially since you have to give up your phone when you go to the VIP and the bouncer gave the key to her for the cell phone box. Very disappointed since she spent quite a bit of time just shooting the shit with me and then she rushes in the VIP.

K,

Thanks for your summary I found it valuable. I appreciate you taking the time to report.

As for your negative experience at BTs, there are certainly hustlers in that club, but this is also partially your fault.

PSA for other guys.

- Hung out at the bar. Irrelevant.

- Super cool. Irrelevant.

When you negotiated her down from $400 to $200 she likely made the decision to cheat you.

When she said pay up front, she might as well have said I am intending to cheat you and stop the session after 4 songs. She was giving you a chance to walk away. I know there are exceptions regarding guys who pay up front and don't get cheated, but it is rare.

When a girl asks for payment up front she is intending to cheat you. I usually respond, that I have never cheated anyone and I am well known in this club. I do not pay in advance, and if that means I am not your customer that is ok. I really liked hanging out with you at the bar and think you are a super cool chick who I want to give money to after the great VIP I know you will do.

This is the equivalent of you saying. I know you want to cheat me, but I would rather choose a girl who doesn't cheat customers. Then she has to decide does she let you walk out of the VIP, that will happen often as cheaters like to cheat. Or she may decide that this jerk is going to get to enjoy my goodies for $100 or $200 less than I think am worth, but I would rather have the $200 than nothing. And when the end of song 4 comes she will continue riding and squeezing and doing everything in her power to make sure you have happy ending, as opposed to walking out with full balls.

MM.