Massage Parlor Reports

[AvgJoe08]

My first thought (I'm not saying I'm right) is don't do it. Even though she said she's cool with it. Maybe she's testing you to see if you're still wanting to do shit to other women. Maybe she is cool with it. Who knows. You obviously know her best but man I'd tread lightly and probably pass on this so called hall pass.

After further thought, I think I was in the wrong. You didn't ask for opinions of whether or not you should or shouldn't do it. Having said that, there seems like a lot that you're not going to be able to do. My recommendation for a good massage with one helluva teasing HE would be Bing at Queen Spa on the southside.

[AvgJoe08]

Hey fellas I could use your help. Ever since I got caught by the wife I've been retired in the hobby (two years now). Out of the blue this week she said for my birthday this month I should go to one or two. The condition? I can't do anything that might catch me something. No FS, no BJ. So I'm trying to make some lemonade out lemons. I'm looking for a girl who isn't shy so the fact that I'm a first time customer won't slow things down. I feel like someone with better English would help with the inevitable weird conversation of what I'm trying to get done without breaking the rules (pussy touching, motor boating, tit job, ass play etc.). The icing on the cake would be huge tits. If there was some place I could get a great four hands like this I would be beyond blesssed. I know, I know. I'm asking a lot but I'm working with what I've got. Any suggestions? Feel free to PM me with info. Also, I have a pretty good lay of the land as I went twice a week for five years before my break so if you need any suggestions on AMPs in your neck of the woods I might be able to help.

My first thought (I'm not saying I'm right) is don't do it. Even though she said she's cool with it. Maybe she's testing you to see if you're still wanting to do shit to other women. Maybe she is cool with it. Who knows. You obviously know her best but man I'd tread lightly and probably pass on this so called hall pass.

[IndyGuy5563]

Hey fellas I could use your help. Ever since I got caught by the wife I've been retired in the hobby (two years now). Out of the blue this week she said for my birthday this month I should go to one or two. The condition? I can't do anything that might catch me something. No FS, no BJ. So I'm trying to make some lemonade out lemons. I'm looking for a girl who isn't shy so the fact that I'm a first time customer won't slow things down. I feel like someone with better English would help with the inevitable weird conversation of what I'm trying to get done without breaking the rules (pussy touching, motor boating, tit job, ass play etc.). The icing on the cake would be huge tits. If there was some place I could get a great four hands like this I would be beyond blesssed. I know, I know. I'm asking a lot but I'm working with what I've got. Any suggestions? Feel free to PM me with info. Also, I have a pretty good lay of the land as I went twice a week for five years before my break so if you need any suggestions on AMPs in your neck of the woods I might be able to help.

Let me know when it's your wife's birthday, I can fulfill.

[JohnJohn500]

Is that Comfy Foot Spa in Fishers? Sorry, not from Indy.

The place is here: 143XX Mundy Rd, Unit 1000X Noblesville, IN 460XX.

There's no reason to not post the location and act like it's a secret.

[Jjbee62]

Any recommendations for AMP MT's in the area who like DATY, are well groomed, and smell / taste great? I know lots of guys here do not partake -- just move on. Others can DM me if you do not want to respond to this post.

Well groomed is hit or miss. I've usually had excellent luck with DATY at Bike Shop, Madison and Epler. If she's still there, Bella at Mountain Aire likes it. Had excellent DATY responses at Tranquility and Z Spa both on 31 south of 465. It's been awhile, but I've also gotten good reactions from several different ones at both Daily and Sunshine Life.

[Pabllini54]

I've been here for a long time, although I've taken some long breaks too. At least on the Massage forum, I can not recall any serious posters putting out false information. There have been plenty of the Penthouse Forum posters, which are pretty easy to see through, but the people who post here can generally be trusted, except in subjective areas, like looks and apparent age.

Occasionally we get a spa owner giving fake reports to boost business. One I remember explicitly, because it almost got me permanently banned by Jackson (the founder and original owner), involved Lavender on Lafayette road. I called it out for a shill and my post was blocked by admin. I got angry, went through the guys forum posts and found 5 identical posts about spas in 3 different states and no other posts. Quote and paste, and called it out again. Next thing, I get an email telling me that if I respond in any way, I'm banned on USASG and ISG.

As for LLD getting banned, although he doesn't get points for turning himself in, he's taken his licks and understands the error. Move on, post your reports and we all help each other, except for the guy peeping in on guys.

Lots of discussion on here about some posters inflating the quality of the MT, their session at a particular spa and then after it gets out the place gets slammed with multiple cars in the driveway etc. Fortunately I have had the luck of treating a few MT's nicely, getting to know them and getting special treatment that I cannot and did not post because it is personal stuff. Annie at the Lavendar on 31st street was quite a gal. She took a liking to me for some crazy reason and we would have one hour sessions of wall to wall fun. Lots of positions, toys, extra girl to watch (she liked to watch and be watched). Kinda the same with YuYu at BB. If you like special treatment do the following: be clean and bald yourself, no booze before, treat them with respect, learn how to please them first (good DATY and stroking) to get them off I found makes friends as they get into it as well, and do not quibble with tips. That does not mean go over the top, but have the tip money out and on the table. Anyway, remember this is supposed to be FUN!! So enjoy yourself and share with your MT!!

[TheMann]

Hey fellas I could use your help. Ever since I got caught by the wife I've been retired in the hobby (two years now). Out of the blue this week she said for my birthday this month I should go to one or two. The condition? I can't do anything that might catch me something. No FS, no BJ. So I'm trying to make some lemonade out lemons. I'm looking for a girl who isn't shy so the fact that I'm a first time customer won't slow things down. I feel like someone with better English would help with the inevitable weird conversation of what I'm trying to get done without breaking the rules (pussy touching, motor boating, tit job, ass play etc.). The icing on the cake would be huge tits. If there was some place I could get a great four hands like this I would be beyond blesssed. I know, I know. I'm asking a lot but I'm working with what I've got. Any suggestions? Feel free to PM me with info. Also, I have a pretty good lay of the land as I went twice a week for five years before my break so if you need any suggestions on AMPs in your neck of the woods I might be able to help.

[Monsignor]

Pretty sure you were responding to jjbee62 but must have replied to my post instead. Thought I'd clarify it.

LOL you beat me to it! Thank you, yes- I was responding to jjbee62. Not sure how I messed that up, but I do appreciate your correction.

I noticed it earlier but had not had time to login and correct it. Apologies to you both, and to all for any confusion.

[Pabllini54]

Any recommendations for AMP MT's in the area who like DATY, are well groomed, and smell / taste great? I know lots of guys here do not partake -- just move on. Others can DM me if you do not want to respond to this post.

[Jeast72]

I mostly agree with you, and I certainly don't want to belabor the point to any great extent. Particularly with you, as you are one of the most consistently excellent contributors on this forum. You have good instincts I think. And the moderator (Jackson) does an outstanding job of policing this site to the extent that is possible (and I say this having gotten completely pissed at him for deleting a few of my posts. Which on reflection he was absolutely justified in doing LOL).

That being said, No system is perfect, no lie detection Intuition is perfect. No moderation approach is perfect.

You are correct when you say that the "serious" posters are not the ones we should concern ourselves with. The problem is, you can never be sure which members are the serious ones. And I can tell you to a dead certainty that there are contributors that you think are serious who are in fact trolls or worse. It's easy to hide behind the YMMV declaration, and that covers virtually any complaint of "FAKE".

To be clear I don't make my assertion lightly, and I don't base my assessment merely on my own "failure to launch" at a given spa when my visit there is based on information gleaned here. It's a combination of things that led me to make the statements I made, not the least of which is back channel info, and getting to know a substantial number of the providers personally over the years. Guys like to lie about their dick size, their dick conquests, their dick skill and their looks. They will almost without fail, deceive themselves about how others view them. Particularly women. And they like to be the "cock of the walk" (if you'll pardon the double entendre) with regard to making others think they are getting something that those same others are not. It is biological at a minimum and may be pathological. You don't think they are going to a lie on site that allows them to lie about ALL of those things without consequence and with complete anonymity? I stand by my assertions.

Pretty sure you were responding to jjbee62 but must have replied to my post instead. Thought I'd clarify it.

[Bjcim Seeker]

It's in Noblesville. I pm you the address.

[LittleDickMan87]

Saw Kitty this morning. I texted when I arrived and when I got out of car, another dude was outside the door and was let in. I thought I was going to get cock blocked but Kitty remembered me and greeted me at the door. Her body is killer but I love petite spinners. Massage decent and not rushed. No tease. BBBJ A+. She kept going and going after I popped but then acted confused if I did pop. I wonder if anything came out LOL but it was top level O. Language barrier could be the reason. Her phone was going off a lot and she apologized. Doorbell also rang but she stayed in the room. I confirmed that she is moving to Mundy next week.

Is that Comfy Foot Spa in Fishers? Sorry, not from Indy.

[AsianK]

It seems to me that there are more AMP's in the Indy area than usual, including pre-COVID. Do you think a target rich environment such as this increases the likelihood of an LE crackdown?

Yes. I have to admit a lot are opening up in recent times. How many months of investigation will be required before crackdown? My guess 8 months.

[Bjcim Seeker]

Saw Kitty this morning. I texted when I arrived and when I got out of car, another dude was outside the door and was let in. I thought I was going to get cock blocked but Kitty remembered me and greeted me at the door. Her body is killer but I love petite spinners. Massage decent and not rushed. No tease. BBBJ A+. She kept going and going after I popped but then acted confused if I did pop. I wonder if anything came out LOL but it was top level O. Language barrier could be the reason. Her phone was going off a lot and she apologized. Doorbell also rang but she stayed in the room. I confirmed that she is moving to Mundy next week.

[Monsignor]

For any who are wondering about the situation at Mountain Aire, I've been doing some digging to try to find out what happened so I'll share what I've learned. Full disclosure: I found that the girl involved in the incident is someone I've known for a few years and I've been communicating with her about it. In typical Chinese fashion, she denies having any idea that the guy would come in the room but these women are usually worse than children when they get caught doing something wrong and they stick with telling stories rather than admitting doing something wrong. I don't think she would have done something she thought could bring harm to anyone but I've also seen many cases where these women's judgment calls make absolutely no sense. Anyway, when I started talking to people involved with this place about it, it kind of brought the hammer down and started a big shakeup. There is now a girl working with her who they say is 25 and the one involved in Cocknee's incident is heading out next week. No word yet on who will replace her.

I stressed to everyone involved that this type of thing is unacceptable and I think I thoroughly embarrassed them because they took it as a scolding. I recommended keeping the doors shut and locked and they seemed to agree with me on this but I know that many girls won't do this because they're afraid they might get a bad customer and need to run away quickly..

I mostly agree with you, and I certainly don't want to belabor the point to any great extent. Particularly with you, as you are one of the most consistently excellent contributors on this forum. You have good instincts I think. And the moderator (Jackson) does an outstanding job of policing this site to the extent that is possible (and I say this having gotten completely pissed at him for deleting a few of my posts. Which on reflection he was absolutely justified in doing LOL).

That being said, No system is perfect, no lie detection Intuition is perfect. No moderation approach is perfect.

You are correct when you say that the "serious" posters are not the ones we should concern ourselves with. The problem is, you can never be sure which members are the serious ones. And I can tell you to a dead certainty that there are contributors that you think are serious who are in fact trolls or worse. It's easy to hide behind the YMMV declaration, and that covers virtually any complaint of "FAKE".

To be clear I don't make my assertion lightly, and I don't base my assessment merely on my own "failure to launch" at a given spa when my visit there is based on information gleaned here. It's a combination of things that led me to make the statements I made, not the least of which is back channel info, and getting to know a substantial number of the providers personally over the years. Guys like to lie about their dick size, their dick conquests, their dick skill and their looks. They will almost without fail, deceive themselves about how others view them. Particularly women. And they like to be the "cock of the walk" (if you'll pardon the double entendre) with regard to making others think they are getting something that those same others are not. It is biological at a minimum and may be pathological. You don't think they are going to a lie on site that allows them to lie about ALL of those things without consequence and with complete anonymity? I stand by my assertions.